Juvenile Delinquet:I've decided to update! *people run towards her with pitchforks* HEY! HEY! I know I took a little longer than expaected...but I've been busy....Anyways I wanna thank all the peeps who've stayed with this story from the beginning you all ROCK! And make me so happy^_~ Oh YEAH! *pulls out card* I have the winner of the Kid Poll thing....Drum roll please *Drum rolls*
AND THE WINNER IS......
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KYLE! Yeah...Kyle won...It was a tie between Sara and Kyle and I had my bro challengly pick one...so yeah...Thats the winner^-^ Well.. On to the story!
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"Do you really think I'd care if there's peas or corn behind your back...I WOULDN'T EAT THEM ANYWAYS!"Kyle yelled at Marisol who was across from him.
"Just pick a hand!"Marisol glared.
"No!"Kyle stuck his tongue out.
"Marisol...lets go get you cleaned up.."Courtney walked over and held out her hand. Marisol stuck her tongue back out towards Kyle and flashed empty hands.
"She didn't have anything anyways.."Vanessa shook her head.
"Oh well...how bout ya pick one of my hands!"Vanessa laughed as Kyle rolled his eyes.
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"So..Stan hows your parents been doing?"Squid asked, and Stanley looked up.
"Oh...my parents...their uhh...dead.."Stanley looked back down.
"Really?"X-ray asked.
"Yeah..died a long time ago...when Sara was a baby...nothing much.."Stanley scraped at his plate.
"How'd they die?"Squid asked and at the same time felt a kick from under the table. "Ow.."
"Its actually...kinda hard to explain..."Stanley answered.
~FLASHBACK~
Sara had been born for a couple months now...and boy was she a shock to the Yelnats family welcoming a baby girl with loving care. A grand child was just what Stanleys parents needed at this point. Stanleys mother had been diagnosed with Lukemia a year ago and had been getting treatment ever since they found out Grace was pregnant.
"Your about the most beautiful baby in the world...yes you are...yes you are.."Stanleys mother cuddled with three month old Sara.
Stanleys dad was as healthy as Stanley, and he was a great Grandfather. Sara was his little pride and joy, with her light hazel eyes and curly brown hair she was an adorable child. But all too soon Stanleys mother began to grow worse...to the point of hospitalization. They'd visit her everday, Stanley, Grace, and the baby. Never leaving her side, for as long as they could. Stanleys mother watched Sara grow through the days they would visit the hospitol. Sara soon could say words, simple like 'nana' and 'bye'. But...
One day...the visits stopped, the hospitol room became silent...and the last breath had been taken. The day Sara turned two, Stanleys mom passed away.
"Wheres Nana?"Sara asked her eyes to her dads who had knelt down beside her.
"She's in a better place,"Stanley answered and brushed the hair out of Saras eyes.
Stanley and Grace always wanted more children...but after His moms death they no longer did. Celebrating Saras birthday also ment celebrating a death...if you would call that celebration. It was horrible, Stanleys dad sunk into depression, to the point of not eating. Soon the pain inside spread, to his death after Sara was 5. It just didn't seem fair Stanley's parents died and Sara was left with no Grandparents. They were her only Grandparents...Grace's parents had died even before meeting Stanley. So now Sara was left to be an only child, to parents... who had no parents at all.
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Some of the guys continued to go up to the food line, to get what was it...2nds? 3rds? 4ths even? But a time came when this should of been prevented...but who knew? Twitch, Squid, and Magnet all went up to the food line at the same time. The worst possible thing to happen...
"Twitch...ya know what would be awsome...if you'd go home..."Squid paused. "Oh...wait You don't have a car!"Squid laughed.
"Quit it Squid..It ain't funny.."Twitch glared.
"Sure it is...wait has there ACTUALLY been a moment where Twitch ain't Twitching?! ITS A MIRACLE! It can't be true!"Squid continued.
"Keep it up Big mouth and your gonna pay for it.."Twitch clenched his teeth.
"Oh...what are ya gonna do...Run over me with a car ya ain't got!?"As soon as Squid finished his sentence, Twitch picked up a blob of mashed potatoes, and stuffing and threw it in Squids face. Splattering all over his face and shirt.
"Oh, your gonna wish ya never did that!"Squid picked up a blob of food and threw it...but Twitch ducked. The food hit a guy from a totally different table.
"Oops...uhhh sorry about that,"Squid smiled.
"Oh! YOUR GONNA PAY!"The man threw a blob of food back at Squid but he moved and it hit Magnet. The result Magnet throwing a blob back which began a blobby food flinging back and forth.
"FOOD FIGHT!"Arianna yelled as she ran towards the food, all the other kids behind her. Chris and Danny throwing food in eachothers faces, Christana, Skyler, and Jamie eating the food that was hitting the ground, and Gary chasing after his older sisters with ketchup bottles. It was truly a crased scene. People from other tables had joined in as soon as food had been thrown at their table. Employees were going crazy, but their efforts to stop the fight resulted in food being tossed at them.
"CALL THE COPS!"A waiter exclaimed and Natali at the Cashier did so.
"Hey...HEY! Vanessa!"Bethany made her way through the mess and tugged on Vanessa from the back.
"Yeah?"
"You can steal real good right?"Bethany asked.
"Yeah...why?"Vanessa asked.
"I need you to get your daddys keys...ya know to his car.."Bethany whispered.
"Why?"
"Oh...I don't know..I would take my dads car BUT somebody just had to blow it up..."Bethany glanced over at Danny.
"Hey! Don't look at me!"Danny yelled and threw a peice of food at Bethany.
"Sure.."She ignored him.
"I'll be right back.."Vanessa smiled and left for about five minutes, then came back and let car keys fall from her hand.
"Thanks,"Bethany smiled.
"Its the red one.."Vanessa said referring to the car.
"K...how bout you come with me?"Bethany mentioned.
"Ok,"Vanessa nodded and they walked away.
The D-Tenters wives were going crazy...Trying to stop their husbands, quiet down the kids, and tend to the crying infants. Hecktic, and no control at all.
"THATS IT!"Kristys eyes were blood shot now, and she was at the point of pulling her hair out. "WE CAN'T BEAT THEM? WERE GONNA JOIN THEM!"Kristy let out an indian cry and let a plate full of food fly from her hands, soon after the rest of the wives went in too. Dennis jumped on Stephanie and dumped icecream on her, Hector Jr. and Kyle were now for some reason terrorizing the paranoid Mark, and Marisol had jumped into throwing food at as many people as possible. To the kids it was all fun and games...to the parents it was war.
Children against adults, husbands against wives, friends against friends, and families against famalies. All was insane.. until bullets hit the ceiling at the same time, the lights going out causing all to go silent.
"YOU ALL EXIT THE RESTAURANT AT ONCE!"An officer yelled as the lights returned dimly. Someone had shut off the power to alarm the customers.
"Were in trouble now.."Hannah whispered as she picked up Destiny and watched Sky and Kyle being escorted out.
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"First your house was destructive...and so many complaints...now you all pull a stunt like this.."The officer glared at D-Tent and their families.
"Well...ya see..."Armpit began but was cut off.
"We don't want any explanations...now who started it?"The officer asked, Twitch and Squid pointed at eachother at the same exact time. The other D-Tent members rolled their eyes.
"Uhhh...not again.."X-Ray moaned.
"Haven't you two had enough!?"Barfbag complained.
"Come on...the whole families going down to the station...you all need it.."The officer pointed towards the five other cop cars, they were gonna hafta squeeze in.
"Hey, chief.."Another officer walked up behind him.
"Yeah?"He looked at the second officer.
"These two kids were found behind the wheel of a stolen car..."The 2nd officer pushed a dirty faced Bethany and Vanessa to the front.
"Who's car?"Twitch asked.
"Oh, since your cars gone, we took my daddys car instead.."Vanessa smiled, and Magnets mouth hung open.
"It was awsome.."Bethany was wide eyed and fidgeting slightly. Magnet was about to do or say something when the officers started to escort them to the police cars. All were helpless. All were defeated.
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"God...bless this day...and help us all to be more thankful...even when were celebrating Thanks Giving...in a cell.."Kristy cleared her throat. "Amen,"
All became silent in the jail cell. The kids had been taken to be cared for by profesionals till somebody bailed them out. All 18 adults locked in a lonely jail cell, with only the loud silence to make it even worse. Silence. Silence...
After about 20 minutes of complete silence...Kristy began laughing.
"Uhh...honey...this isn't really the time.."X-Ray looked at her funny.
"No! No! You don't get it...If you look back at all thats happened..."Kristy laughed out loud. "Its hilarious.."
Zero slightly laughed, "Ya know...I guess she's right.."
"Yeah...I mean...who'd want a boring, old plain Thanksgiving?"Hannah smiled.
"Not me,"Angela leaned on her husband silently laughing.
"Really! I saw a car blow up...Police visit one too many times and a food fight! What else could there be?!"Lindsey laughed. And then the rest of them began bursting out in laughter. None of them really noticed how ridiculous any of this was until they revisited all the issues that happened.
"I mean look! Were not even at my house anymore!"X-Ray laughed.
"Were in jail! JAIL! Who woulda known!"Charlotte giggled.
All of them laughing, and getting along, it was actually a great Thanksgiving now. Probably the most exciting yet. Their children were crazed and maniacs just like them, and they really didn't notice till this moment. It was truly funny revisiting all the issues they faced. And they all felt so much better.
"We just gotta be a lot more careful.."Magnet added.
"OOH! I gotta Idea!"Zigzag exclaimed and everyone looked at him.
"We should get together for Christmas!"
~THE END~
Juvenile Delinquet:WOAH! I ACTUALLY FINISHED IT! *crowd cheers* Yes I know! Im very happy! So...what ya waiting for?! REVIEW! Who knows...maybe theirs a sequal somewhere waiting to be written....hehehe..
AND THE WINNER IS......
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KYLE! Yeah...Kyle won...It was a tie between Sara and Kyle and I had my bro challengly pick one...so yeah...Thats the winner^-^ Well.. On to the story!
~`~
"Do you really think I'd care if there's peas or corn behind your back...I WOULDN'T EAT THEM ANYWAYS!"Kyle yelled at Marisol who was across from him.
"Just pick a hand!"Marisol glared.
"No!"Kyle stuck his tongue out.
"Marisol...lets go get you cleaned up.."Courtney walked over and held out her hand. Marisol stuck her tongue back out towards Kyle and flashed empty hands.
"She didn't have anything anyways.."Vanessa shook her head.
"Oh well...how bout ya pick one of my hands!"Vanessa laughed as Kyle rolled his eyes.
~`~
"So..Stan hows your parents been doing?"Squid asked, and Stanley looked up.
"Oh...my parents...their uhh...dead.."Stanley looked back down.
"Really?"X-ray asked.
"Yeah..died a long time ago...when Sara was a baby...nothing much.."Stanley scraped at his plate.
"How'd they die?"Squid asked and at the same time felt a kick from under the table. "Ow.."
"Its actually...kinda hard to explain..."Stanley answered.
~FLASHBACK~
Sara had been born for a couple months now...and boy was she a shock to the Yelnats family welcoming a baby girl with loving care. A grand child was just what Stanleys parents needed at this point. Stanleys mother had been diagnosed with Lukemia a year ago and had been getting treatment ever since they found out Grace was pregnant.
"Your about the most beautiful baby in the world...yes you are...yes you are.."Stanleys mother cuddled with three month old Sara.
Stanleys dad was as healthy as Stanley, and he was a great Grandfather. Sara was his little pride and joy, with her light hazel eyes and curly brown hair she was an adorable child. But all too soon Stanleys mother began to grow worse...to the point of hospitalization. They'd visit her everday, Stanley, Grace, and the baby. Never leaving her side, for as long as they could. Stanleys mother watched Sara grow through the days they would visit the hospitol. Sara soon could say words, simple like 'nana' and 'bye'. But...
One day...the visits stopped, the hospitol room became silent...and the last breath had been taken. The day Sara turned two, Stanleys mom passed away.
"Wheres Nana?"Sara asked her eyes to her dads who had knelt down beside her.
"She's in a better place,"Stanley answered and brushed the hair out of Saras eyes.
Stanley and Grace always wanted more children...but after His moms death they no longer did. Celebrating Saras birthday also ment celebrating a death...if you would call that celebration. It was horrible, Stanleys dad sunk into depression, to the point of not eating. Soon the pain inside spread, to his death after Sara was 5. It just didn't seem fair Stanley's parents died and Sara was left with no Grandparents. They were her only Grandparents...Grace's parents had died even before meeting Stanley. So now Sara was left to be an only child, to parents... who had no parents at all.
~
Some of the guys continued to go up to the food line, to get what was it...2nds? 3rds? 4ths even? But a time came when this should of been prevented...but who knew? Twitch, Squid, and Magnet all went up to the food line at the same time. The worst possible thing to happen...
"Twitch...ya know what would be awsome...if you'd go home..."Squid paused. "Oh...wait You don't have a car!"Squid laughed.
"Quit it Squid..It ain't funny.."Twitch glared.
"Sure it is...wait has there ACTUALLY been a moment where Twitch ain't Twitching?! ITS A MIRACLE! It can't be true!"Squid continued.
"Keep it up Big mouth and your gonna pay for it.."Twitch clenched his teeth.
"Oh...what are ya gonna do...Run over me with a car ya ain't got!?"As soon as Squid finished his sentence, Twitch picked up a blob of mashed potatoes, and stuffing and threw it in Squids face. Splattering all over his face and shirt.
"Oh, your gonna wish ya never did that!"Squid picked up a blob of food and threw it...but Twitch ducked. The food hit a guy from a totally different table.
"Oops...uhhh sorry about that,"Squid smiled.
"Oh! YOUR GONNA PAY!"The man threw a blob of food back at Squid but he moved and it hit Magnet. The result Magnet throwing a blob back which began a blobby food flinging back and forth.
"FOOD FIGHT!"Arianna yelled as she ran towards the food, all the other kids behind her. Chris and Danny throwing food in eachothers faces, Christana, Skyler, and Jamie eating the food that was hitting the ground, and Gary chasing after his older sisters with ketchup bottles. It was truly a crased scene. People from other tables had joined in as soon as food had been thrown at their table. Employees were going crazy, but their efforts to stop the fight resulted in food being tossed at them.
"CALL THE COPS!"A waiter exclaimed and Natali at the Cashier did so.
"Hey...HEY! Vanessa!"Bethany made her way through the mess and tugged on Vanessa from the back.
"Yeah?"
"You can steal real good right?"Bethany asked.
"Yeah...why?"Vanessa asked.
"I need you to get your daddys keys...ya know to his car.."Bethany whispered.
"Why?"
"Oh...I don't know..I would take my dads car BUT somebody just had to blow it up..."Bethany glanced over at Danny.
"Hey! Don't look at me!"Danny yelled and threw a peice of food at Bethany.
"Sure.."She ignored him.
"I'll be right back.."Vanessa smiled and left for about five minutes, then came back and let car keys fall from her hand.
"Thanks,"Bethany smiled.
"Its the red one.."Vanessa said referring to the car.
"K...how bout you come with me?"Bethany mentioned.
"Ok,"Vanessa nodded and they walked away.
The D-Tenters wives were going crazy...Trying to stop their husbands, quiet down the kids, and tend to the crying infants. Hecktic, and no control at all.
"THATS IT!"Kristys eyes were blood shot now, and she was at the point of pulling her hair out. "WE CAN'T BEAT THEM? WERE GONNA JOIN THEM!"Kristy let out an indian cry and let a plate full of food fly from her hands, soon after the rest of the wives went in too. Dennis jumped on Stephanie and dumped icecream on her, Hector Jr. and Kyle were now for some reason terrorizing the paranoid Mark, and Marisol had jumped into throwing food at as many people as possible. To the kids it was all fun and games...to the parents it was war.
Children against adults, husbands against wives, friends against friends, and families against famalies. All was insane.. until bullets hit the ceiling at the same time, the lights going out causing all to go silent.
"YOU ALL EXIT THE RESTAURANT AT ONCE!"An officer yelled as the lights returned dimly. Someone had shut off the power to alarm the customers.
"Were in trouble now.."Hannah whispered as she picked up Destiny and watched Sky and Kyle being escorted out.
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"First your house was destructive...and so many complaints...now you all pull a stunt like this.."The officer glared at D-Tent and their families.
"Well...ya see..."Armpit began but was cut off.
"We don't want any explanations...now who started it?"The officer asked, Twitch and Squid pointed at eachother at the same exact time. The other D-Tent members rolled their eyes.
"Uhhh...not again.."X-Ray moaned.
"Haven't you two had enough!?"Barfbag complained.
"Come on...the whole families going down to the station...you all need it.."The officer pointed towards the five other cop cars, they were gonna hafta squeeze in.
"Hey, chief.."Another officer walked up behind him.
"Yeah?"He looked at the second officer.
"These two kids were found behind the wheel of a stolen car..."The 2nd officer pushed a dirty faced Bethany and Vanessa to the front.
"Who's car?"Twitch asked.
"Oh, since your cars gone, we took my daddys car instead.."Vanessa smiled, and Magnets mouth hung open.
"It was awsome.."Bethany was wide eyed and fidgeting slightly. Magnet was about to do or say something when the officers started to escort them to the police cars. All were helpless. All were defeated.
~
"God...bless this day...and help us all to be more thankful...even when were celebrating Thanks Giving...in a cell.."Kristy cleared her throat. "Amen,"
All became silent in the jail cell. The kids had been taken to be cared for by profesionals till somebody bailed them out. All 18 adults locked in a lonely jail cell, with only the loud silence to make it even worse. Silence. Silence...
After about 20 minutes of complete silence...Kristy began laughing.
"Uhh...honey...this isn't really the time.."X-Ray looked at her funny.
"No! No! You don't get it...If you look back at all thats happened..."Kristy laughed out loud. "Its hilarious.."
Zero slightly laughed, "Ya know...I guess she's right.."
"Yeah...I mean...who'd want a boring, old plain Thanksgiving?"Hannah smiled.
"Not me,"Angela leaned on her husband silently laughing.
"Really! I saw a car blow up...Police visit one too many times and a food fight! What else could there be?!"Lindsey laughed. And then the rest of them began bursting out in laughter. None of them really noticed how ridiculous any of this was until they revisited all the issues that happened.
"I mean look! Were not even at my house anymore!"X-Ray laughed.
"Were in jail! JAIL! Who woulda known!"Charlotte giggled.
All of them laughing, and getting along, it was actually a great Thanksgiving now. Probably the most exciting yet. Their children were crazed and maniacs just like them, and they really didn't notice till this moment. It was truly funny revisiting all the issues they faced. And they all felt so much better.
"We just gotta be a lot more careful.."Magnet added.
"OOH! I gotta Idea!"Zigzag exclaimed and everyone looked at him.
"We should get together for Christmas!"
~THE END~
Juvenile Delinquet:WOAH! I ACTUALLY FINISHED IT! *crowd cheers* Yes I know! Im very happy! So...what ya waiting for?! REVIEW! Who knows...maybe theirs a sequal somewhere waiting to be written....hehehe..