What Happens when you have Writer's Block
Hi ya' ppls! I'm soooooo happy!
????: We're so thrilled Drace, realli we are.
me: Stooopid! You ruined the surprise! I gotz a critic. His name is Life, he's my inspiration and critic on my stories....He has golden/blond hair that is long and tied back with some string, his eyes change according to his mood, amber-he's angery, silver-usual/sarcastic, gold-REALLY happy(Very UNUSUAL), bright Green-being mischeivious/suspicious, blue-sad, grey- disappointed/down, Dark purple- serious, very serious, oh! and pink- he's innocent (as if ^^;) aaaand red-thinking cruelly and is gonnna do alota harm, OH! and when he's being hentai his eyes go dark green. *Looks at him, his eyes are dark green* HENTAI! *smacks him with Sango's boomerang wich instantanioulsy pops up* Anyway he also as hanyou ears, i couldn't help but put em' on him ^^, and he has a tail, which are both black. He's six foot and lean. His eyes ARE slitted like inu's. ^^ He's really is a half demon, but his personality is kinda like inu's but it's like....haughty, arrogant, macho, micheivious, sarcastic, nice sumtimes, aaaaannnnnddd a lil' smart.
Life: A LITTLE smart...I'm a fucking genius bitch!
Me: he cusses alot and he's fourteen...*whispers* but i have a lil' crush on him shhhhhh don' tell....he has a g/f..O well
Life: What was that? ~.o...
me: ^.^; nothing! Anyways here are some of my other voices or inspiration ppls.
Flaunt; she's thirteen, she's like a fae or princess..Life's g/f (me: 'n' wahhh)....she's beautiful, and she shows it...her personality is snotty and bitchy, but she's nice to the SOME of the other voices but mean to me, she say i ain't pretty...well i don' care
Anti-mean(Anti for short): thirteen yrs old He's an OK dude...he's kinda the hippie sort who tries to make all my stories nice to everyone....yeah right! like that could happen.
OutCast- she's thirteen she's soooo cool, she's a goth and has a 'wotever' attitude...she doesn't care much for sociality hence her name but she likes me....and HATES Flaunt! ^^ She's my best-voice
Joker (NOT BATMAN's ARCH ENEMY!)- he's thirteen going on fourteen he makes fun of stuff in the stories and me and the voices....-_-; I could live w/o him
Joker: HEY! YOu could neva live w/o me.
Wise: She's twelve she tries to keep me puttin in write spelin and gramer and wise stuff....and tells me when i did or said something wrong.
Arrogant: fifteen years old. He's a arrogant weirdo who wants to destroy the world...he gets hyper on candy and is like Speedy Gonzales hundred fold on it...he cusses alot and it's kinda fun to listen to his hysterics and plans.
Me: well since you know every1 then on with the story! ^^
Disclaimer: Nope I don' own Inu yet, or whaever is in this story, only my Voices
~thinking~
"Talking"
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I was sitting at home...me vs. writer's block... my Voices are playing Uno. I'm bored so I watch them play for a little bit.
"UNO!" shouted Joker, who had two cards but placed one behind the other so it looked like he had one.
"You do NOT have one Joker! I saw you! You had two!" shouted Flaunt, using her whiny childish voice on him. A fight goes out between all the voices, except for Outcast (and Anti whose sleeping) who doesn't care one way or another who wins... she just throws her cards into a deck and leaves, knowing the game is now ruined. She decides to try and help me with a story. How nice of her.
"What about another Inu trooth or dare one?"
"No...i don' really want to since i still have my first one still going. What if i try a love story?" I asked.
"Kinda mooshy don' ya' think?"
I sigh, agree that isn't the way I think and look back to Life who's decided to beat-up Joker for cheating, since HIS girl asked him to. Outcast followed my look and sighed. She was the only one who found out about my crush...except for my readers. ^^
"I'll just doodle a little." I sigh. I'm a bit depressed, but then my day changes from depressed to joyous. There was a knock on the door downstairs, I rush down and there is Rimiko, the creator of Inu standing before me. I just stand there like an idiot with eyes wide open and my mouth agape. She hands me a notepad and tells me she'll be away on a business trip so I have to take care of Inuyasha and his friends(and enemies)! She leaves with a smile on her face. Then the Inu chracters, Inu, Kagome, Shippou, Miroku, Sango, Kohaku, Kouga, Naraku, Kikyo, Kaede, Souta, Sessy, Rin, Jakken, and Kirara, file into my house a little sullenly.
I close the door a dazed look on my face then I smile widely at the charaters, who were already making themselves at home. Inu was sitting against the wall in the living room where Kagome, Sango, Shippou and Kohaku and Souta were watching the movie Spirited Away. Miroku was lying on the floor in the livingroom staring at the ceiling. Naraku and Kikyo where pigging out on some leftover Easter candy in the kitchen. Kaede was sitting in the comfy-est chair ever. And Kirara was sitting in Sango's lap asleep. Kouga had gone to pig out with Kikyo and Naraku.
"Heeey! Miss?" Rin was tugging on my jeans trying to get my attention. I crouch down so I'm her height.
"Wot?"
"Rin wants ta' play a game! You have games!?" asked Rin jumping up and down. I blink and think for a moment.
"Weeeeelllll, "I smile, "I have a few games. Come with me up to my room so you can pick wot games you want."
"Rin has to ask Lord Sessy first." she turns to Sesshomaru, "Can Rin go get game with Miss?"
Sesshomaru stares at Rin then to me. Debating on if I'm a nice enough person to not kill her or something. I just stand up straight and stare back at Sessy, like he was going to intimidate me! Hah!
"Fine. But you hurry Rin...That's an order. Jakken you accompany them." He turns around and decides to see what Kagome and the others are watching in the living room. I smile maliciously at Jakken as Sessy turns around. I look at Rin and take her hand to lead her to my room. Jakken follows behind us grumbling about having to follow two stoopid human brats.
I walk in through my door and see the damage Life did on Joker. I sigh and take Rin to my closet.
"Jakken open it pleeze." I said looking down at the toad. He said no way in hell he'd become a servant to a human, but then Rin cried and Jakken had to open it or face the wrath of Sessy. I take Rin over to my bed and watch as Jakken opens the door and an avalanche of toys, clothes, papers and games erupt from my closet.
"Call in the rescue squad! We got an avalanche in Ally's Room for the fifth time this week!" exclaimed the now healed Joker, my Voices heal quickly, really really really quickly. Rin runs over to the moutain of toys and games and sifts through. She grabs Twister, Candyland, some Barbies (Mine when i was a kid, I don' play withem), marbles, a toy house, Saddam Hussen!, and a doctor's kit.
"What the hell!" I shout when i see Saddam. I look to Life who is ignoring my outburst, like he usually does. Then Jakken appears out of the toys. Saddam is looking for a way to escape, but when he sees the toad pop out of the toys he screams at the horrible sight and jumps out my window and falls into the gravel/concrete of the driveway. I smile and take a hold of Jakken who was screaming his bloodly little head off at the odious Saddam. I throw him out the window and am satisfyed when i hear a SPLAT.
My Voices are staring at me seeing the scene and seeing that two of the many Inu-Yasha characters are with me. Life's eyes have gone a bright green. Joker is laughing his head off that Jakken and Saddam have gone SPLAT, something that had happened to him many, many times before. Outcast is smiling, one of those rare moments for her, and the others just stare.
"Wench, why do you have Rin in our house?" snapped Life.
"My name is Allyson! Not 'wench' and Rimiko is having me...watch the WHOLE Inu cast till she comes back from a business trip." I infomed them. Then i walk out of my bed room and down the stairs, my Voices follow, wanting to see proof of my explaination.
When they do they go hysterical, except for Arrogant and Outcast. Inu, Sessy, Naraku, and Kouga go balistic when they see Life is a hanyou. Miroku tries to grope Flaunt, she smaks him and so does Sango. Life is too preoccupied with yelling at the other demons to go to Flaunt's rescue. Arrogant is talking with Kikyo on how they could 'rule the world' together and she ignores him. Anti is talking to Miroku, who is finished getting slapped by the two girls, about peace and harmony. And Wise is talking to Kaede about herbs and healing.
Since the house is basically full of yelling, slapping, and fighting I decide to stop it.
"Guys. STOP!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. The demons cover theirs sensitive ears and glare at me. I return the glare, but then I blush finally realizing everyone is staring at me, I hate being the center of Attention. That suxs big time.
"OK, can you all settle down?" I finally regain my voice and pointedly look at the demons who were causing most of the ruckus, "Before u can ask, yes he's a Hanyou, his name is Life and he's no threat to you guys, Miroku-NEVER try to grope Flaunt again, she's Life's gurlfriend, Arrogant stop talking to Kikyo she obvioisly doesn't like you, and Iny-Yasha cast meet my Voices. Life, Flaunt, Anti-the hippie dude, Arrogant-the weirdo who wants to take over the world, yeah he wears a chicken outfit, he saw Naraku in a baboon outfit in one of the episodes or something so he decided to get one too, Outcast-the goth girl, aaaand Joker the guy with the black eye and 'Moron' on the front of his shirt.
"You guys don' need to intro yourselves since we all know who and WHAT you are." I look around at the room, amazed I had just gave all the info in about a minute. I sweatdrop when no one talks and roll my eyes, "You guys can talk now."
"Rin, where is Jakken?" asked Sessy, looking down at Rin. Rin looks up at me then smiles.
"Jakken go splat!" laughed Rin, a big smile lighting up her face.
"So that's what i heard outside." said Sessy he shruggs,"O well."
"OK, Rin, what games do yo wannna play?" I ask when everyone goes back to what they were doing and talking to the Voices. Rin looks through all the games and toys and picks the marbles.
"Les' play wit deese!" she says as she holds the jar of marbles up. We decide to set up in the living room since its HUGE! (a/n: jus' so you know, ain't my house, it's like my DREAM house^^) I laid the string out on the floor and made a circle. Luckilly Rin already knew how to play and we set it up. On my third turn I flicked the big marble a bit too hard. It richocheted (Like that Mucha Lucha dude, Richochete) off a wall and hit Inu in the back of the head, it bounced off his head and wapped Life too.
"WHAT THE HELL!" both shouted in unison. I stare at the two pissed half-demons and smile widely, I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud but I can't help it. When i regain my breath i look at Rin who's giggling and hear that Kagome, Sessy, and Kaede are chuckling as well. I look back to the hanyous who decide to get up and kill me.
"Uh-Oh." I get up and try to inch out of the room.
"Spaghetti-O's!" adds Joker. I'm still grinnin' at what i had done, but as soon as the two jump for me i'm out in the hall. I race to the kitchen and grab a water bottle to fend off the two half dog-demons. Hey, my dogs don' like water, maybe these two won't either. I held the bottle out like a weapon and the two just snort as they advance.
I chance making the two even more pissed by squirting them with water. I just succede in makin them more angry....and wet. I'm in biiiiiiig trouble now! UH OH! Inu took out the Tetsaigua (Spelling?) and Life readies to pounce. When they both launch at me I grab the nearest thing. An OOOOOOLLLD X-MAS FRUITCAKE! Inu is stopped in mid-air and slams into the blue tiled floor from Kagome's SIT. But Life slams into the fruit cake with his head. He falls to the floor unconscious and I look at the fruit cake.
"Holy shiz! He cracked the fruit cake!" I shout when i see all the spidery cracks on it; it crumbles into dust in my hands.
"What did you expect?" asked Outcast, "His head is as hard as it comes."
I toss the fruit cake crumbs aside and crouch down to see if Life is bleeding any. Nope, just a knock on the head. He'd be up real soon. Maybe he'd forget the whole thing that had happened, maybe i'd be safe again. I hear a groan come from life and cringe. ~No such luck damnit! God I gota stop swearing I'm only 13! What the hell, it's not like i use it THAT much~ I look down again and I see that Life is up in a crouch again, his eyes blood red. l stare back, horrified, he never looked more ready to kill. An idea strikes me and I have a plan. I look straight at Life and imagine a rosary around his neck, it's like Inu's except it's more ova a black than red. He doesn't notice the new assecory and pounces.
I shout the first word that comes to mind, "Heel!!"
BOOM! Now Life's on the floor mumbling a long string of cusses in American and Japanese. I sigh in relief. Why didn't I think of that sooner?
"Hey Al! I didn't know Life had a subdueing spell too!" smiled Kagome.
I get off of my knees and look at her.
"He didn't till now. I can just add some things to how the look since they are MY Voices. I don' know why i didn't put that on him sooner!" I laughed, then Life stands along with Inu. Life looks down at the rosary and tries to take it off. It's no use.
"Wot in the fucking hell, is this piece of shit!?" He glares at me.
"It's a rosary, I can subdue you now!" I smile and he glares at me even more, his eyes go amberish red as he glares murderously at me. I shrug.
"Gomen dude! I needed sumthing to stop you from killing me." I shrug and walk out of the kitchen with my Life in tow, grumbling about how fucking stoopid I am and how he could just kill me now. I shrugg it off. He's always that ignorant when it comes to me uping him. ^^.
After that incident I decided to stop playing marbles with Rin. So me and Rin started to play Candyland. I had the green person, she had the yellow, Aroogant was playing so he had red, and Kagome played she got stuck with blue. Arrogant won the game and he laughed maniacilly.
"Mwhahahahahahaa! I have taken over CANDYLAND! Now the WORLD! Mwahahahahah-hey it's blue." he grabs Kagome's piece and stuffs it in his mouth. He starts choking and Wise gives him a slap on the back, a REAL hard slap. The piece flies out his mouth and down into Flaunt's shirt.
"EWwwwwww! Get it out!" she starts throwing a hissy-fit. Miroku came up and stuck his hand down her shirt to try and get the piece out.....-__-; suuuuuure. Flaunt smaks him calls him a perv and Life hits him across the room and comforts Flaunt. Miroku is smiling though...in his hand is the blue piece.
O.O MIROKU!! Naughty naughty!
Me and Joker are rolling on the floor laughing our guts out. Life glares at the two of us along with Flaunt.
"That lecher never changes." groans Inu. Kagome, Shippou, and Sango shake their heads while Rin pokes the pancake on the wall that is Miroku. Sessy just stares at the whole scene, his lips twich into a little smirk instantly replaced by a frown. I get up and look around. Uh-ooooooh.
"Dude! The badies are gone! Along with Arrogant. Oh shit!" I get up and run to the front door. It's wide open. A note is stuck to the door in Arrogant's handwriting.
Dear Al,
Gone to destroy the world and enslave human race. Be back at eleven.
Yours evilly
Arro
I stare at the note for a minute. Then I look back into the living room. Wise and Rin are putting the game away while the others are watching TV. Miroku is still plastered to the wall.
"You guys! We have to go find the evil ppl!" I shout.
"Shutup wench and come here." snapped Life, he pointed to the TV, "And see this."
I walked over so I stood besides him. On TV were Kikyo, Kouga, Naraku, and Arrogant runnng around like maniacs taking over some theme park.
"Mwhahahahahaha! First Disney World then the entire planet!" Arrogant appeared on the screen and laughed evilly into the camera. I heard the camera man mutter, "Surre buddy sure."
"Oh god! They are taking over Disney World!?" I shout and run to the closet to grab my coat.
"Well they TOOK it over, now they are working on some other park." replied Outcast.
"Come on Life, we gotta go stop em'." I sigh as I head for the door. He's still just standing there like he didn't hear me. I know he heard, he has excellant hearing duh! "Life come on!"
"Why? Why don' you just imagine him back here like you usually do?" snapped Life, he's still pissed about the rosary and subdueing spell.
"Life, he's with Kikyo, Naraku, and Kouga. I can't imagine em' all back here. Now come on, pleeese." I know I'm begging/whining but I don really care. I just wanta go get Arro and the baddies of Inu outof Disney World and go to bed. It's been a fairly long day. Even if it seemed really short to you readers. I look at him, giving him 'puppy dog' eyes. He get's his annoyed yellow eyes on, as if I'm really pissing him off today. Oh well. I don care.
"No. I won't go. Unless you take this rosary offa me." he said, a triumphiant smirk on his lips and his eyes have gone a teal, he's proud of himself for finding a loophole. I fidget nervously wondering what to do.
Finally I decide. "NO." Then I leave him standing in the threshold of the door while I go off and try to find a cab or something to take me all the way to Disney World in Florida. ~God this is gonna cost alota cash.~ I grumbled then started off away from my house.
Tune in next time to see what happens in my story!
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OK that's kinda long but it's worth it no? I think it was a little funny hear and thear but R+R for me puhleeze!Peace Out
Hi ya' ppls! I'm soooooo happy!
????: We're so thrilled Drace, realli we are.
me: Stooopid! You ruined the surprise! I gotz a critic. His name is Life, he's my inspiration and critic on my stories....He has golden/blond hair that is long and tied back with some string, his eyes change according to his mood, amber-he's angery, silver-usual/sarcastic, gold-REALLY happy(Very UNUSUAL), bright Green-being mischeivious/suspicious, blue-sad, grey- disappointed/down, Dark purple- serious, very serious, oh! and pink- he's innocent (as if ^^;) aaaand red-thinking cruelly and is gonnna do alota harm, OH! and when he's being hentai his eyes go dark green. *Looks at him, his eyes are dark green* HENTAI! *smacks him with Sango's boomerang wich instantanioulsy pops up* Anyway he also as hanyou ears, i couldn't help but put em' on him ^^, and he has a tail, which are both black. He's six foot and lean. His eyes ARE slitted like inu's. ^^ He's really is a half demon, but his personality is kinda like inu's but it's like....haughty, arrogant, macho, micheivious, sarcastic, nice sumtimes, aaaaannnnnddd a lil' smart.
Life: A LITTLE smart...I'm a fucking genius bitch!
Me: he cusses alot and he's fourteen...*whispers* but i have a lil' crush on him shhhhhh don' tell....he has a g/f..O well
Life: What was that? ~.o...
me: ^.^; nothing! Anyways here are some of my other voices or inspiration ppls.
Flaunt; she's thirteen, she's like a fae or princess..Life's g/f (me: 'n' wahhh)....she's beautiful, and she shows it...her personality is snotty and bitchy, but she's nice to the SOME of the other voices but mean to me, she say i ain't pretty...well i don' care
Anti-mean(Anti for short): thirteen yrs old He's an OK dude...he's kinda the hippie sort who tries to make all my stories nice to everyone....yeah right! like that could happen.
OutCast- she's thirteen she's soooo cool, she's a goth and has a 'wotever' attitude...she doesn't care much for sociality hence her name but she likes me....and HATES Flaunt! ^^ She's my best-voice
Joker (NOT BATMAN's ARCH ENEMY!)- he's thirteen going on fourteen he makes fun of stuff in the stories and me and the voices....-_-; I could live w/o him
Joker: HEY! YOu could neva live w/o me.
Wise: She's twelve she tries to keep me puttin in write spelin and gramer and wise stuff....and tells me when i did or said something wrong.
Arrogant: fifteen years old. He's a arrogant weirdo who wants to destroy the world...he gets hyper on candy and is like Speedy Gonzales hundred fold on it...he cusses alot and it's kinda fun to listen to his hysterics and plans.
Me: well since you know every1 then on with the story! ^^
Disclaimer: Nope I don' own Inu yet, or whaever is in this story, only my Voices
~thinking~
"Talking"
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I was sitting at home...me vs. writer's block... my Voices are playing Uno. I'm bored so I watch them play for a little bit.
"UNO!" shouted Joker, who had two cards but placed one behind the other so it looked like he had one.
"You do NOT have one Joker! I saw you! You had two!" shouted Flaunt, using her whiny childish voice on him. A fight goes out between all the voices, except for Outcast (and Anti whose sleeping) who doesn't care one way or another who wins... she just throws her cards into a deck and leaves, knowing the game is now ruined. She decides to try and help me with a story. How nice of her.
"What about another Inu trooth or dare one?"
"No...i don' really want to since i still have my first one still going. What if i try a love story?" I asked.
"Kinda mooshy don' ya' think?"
I sigh, agree that isn't the way I think and look back to Life who's decided to beat-up Joker for cheating, since HIS girl asked him to. Outcast followed my look and sighed. She was the only one who found out about my crush...except for my readers. ^^
"I'll just doodle a little." I sigh. I'm a bit depressed, but then my day changes from depressed to joyous. There was a knock on the door downstairs, I rush down and there is Rimiko, the creator of Inu standing before me. I just stand there like an idiot with eyes wide open and my mouth agape. She hands me a notepad and tells me she'll be away on a business trip so I have to take care of Inuyasha and his friends(and enemies)! She leaves with a smile on her face. Then the Inu chracters, Inu, Kagome, Shippou, Miroku, Sango, Kohaku, Kouga, Naraku, Kikyo, Kaede, Souta, Sessy, Rin, Jakken, and Kirara, file into my house a little sullenly.
I close the door a dazed look on my face then I smile widely at the charaters, who were already making themselves at home. Inu was sitting against the wall in the living room where Kagome, Sango, Shippou and Kohaku and Souta were watching the movie Spirited Away. Miroku was lying on the floor in the livingroom staring at the ceiling. Naraku and Kikyo where pigging out on some leftover Easter candy in the kitchen. Kaede was sitting in the comfy-est chair ever. And Kirara was sitting in Sango's lap asleep. Kouga had gone to pig out with Kikyo and Naraku.
"Heeey! Miss?" Rin was tugging on my jeans trying to get my attention. I crouch down so I'm her height.
"Wot?"
"Rin wants ta' play a game! You have games!?" asked Rin jumping up and down. I blink and think for a moment.
"Weeeeelllll, "I smile, "I have a few games. Come with me up to my room so you can pick wot games you want."
"Rin has to ask Lord Sessy first." she turns to Sesshomaru, "Can Rin go get game with Miss?"
Sesshomaru stares at Rin then to me. Debating on if I'm a nice enough person to not kill her or something. I just stand up straight and stare back at Sessy, like he was going to intimidate me! Hah!
"Fine. But you hurry Rin...That's an order. Jakken you accompany them." He turns around and decides to see what Kagome and the others are watching in the living room. I smile maliciously at Jakken as Sessy turns around. I look at Rin and take her hand to lead her to my room. Jakken follows behind us grumbling about having to follow two stoopid human brats.
I walk in through my door and see the damage Life did on Joker. I sigh and take Rin to my closet.
"Jakken open it pleeze." I said looking down at the toad. He said no way in hell he'd become a servant to a human, but then Rin cried and Jakken had to open it or face the wrath of Sessy. I take Rin over to my bed and watch as Jakken opens the door and an avalanche of toys, clothes, papers and games erupt from my closet.
"Call in the rescue squad! We got an avalanche in Ally's Room for the fifth time this week!" exclaimed the now healed Joker, my Voices heal quickly, really really really quickly. Rin runs over to the moutain of toys and games and sifts through. She grabs Twister, Candyland, some Barbies (Mine when i was a kid, I don' play withem), marbles, a toy house, Saddam Hussen!, and a doctor's kit.
"What the hell!" I shout when i see Saddam. I look to Life who is ignoring my outburst, like he usually does. Then Jakken appears out of the toys. Saddam is looking for a way to escape, but when he sees the toad pop out of the toys he screams at the horrible sight and jumps out my window and falls into the gravel/concrete of the driveway. I smile and take a hold of Jakken who was screaming his bloodly little head off at the odious Saddam. I throw him out the window and am satisfyed when i hear a SPLAT.
My Voices are staring at me seeing the scene and seeing that two of the many Inu-Yasha characters are with me. Life's eyes have gone a bright green. Joker is laughing his head off that Jakken and Saddam have gone SPLAT, something that had happened to him many, many times before. Outcast is smiling, one of those rare moments for her, and the others just stare.
"Wench, why do you have Rin in our house?" snapped Life.
"My name is Allyson! Not 'wench' and Rimiko is having me...watch the WHOLE Inu cast till she comes back from a business trip." I infomed them. Then i walk out of my bed room and down the stairs, my Voices follow, wanting to see proof of my explaination.
When they do they go hysterical, except for Arrogant and Outcast. Inu, Sessy, Naraku, and Kouga go balistic when they see Life is a hanyou. Miroku tries to grope Flaunt, she smaks him and so does Sango. Life is too preoccupied with yelling at the other demons to go to Flaunt's rescue. Arrogant is talking with Kikyo on how they could 'rule the world' together and she ignores him. Anti is talking to Miroku, who is finished getting slapped by the two girls, about peace and harmony. And Wise is talking to Kaede about herbs and healing.
Since the house is basically full of yelling, slapping, and fighting I decide to stop it.
"Guys. STOP!" I shouted at the top of my lungs. The demons cover theirs sensitive ears and glare at me. I return the glare, but then I blush finally realizing everyone is staring at me, I hate being the center of Attention. That suxs big time.
"OK, can you all settle down?" I finally regain my voice and pointedly look at the demons who were causing most of the ruckus, "Before u can ask, yes he's a Hanyou, his name is Life and he's no threat to you guys, Miroku-NEVER try to grope Flaunt again, she's Life's gurlfriend, Arrogant stop talking to Kikyo she obvioisly doesn't like you, and Iny-Yasha cast meet my Voices. Life, Flaunt, Anti-the hippie dude, Arrogant-the weirdo who wants to take over the world, yeah he wears a chicken outfit, he saw Naraku in a baboon outfit in one of the episodes or something so he decided to get one too, Outcast-the goth girl, aaaand Joker the guy with the black eye and 'Moron' on the front of his shirt.
"You guys don' need to intro yourselves since we all know who and WHAT you are." I look around at the room, amazed I had just gave all the info in about a minute. I sweatdrop when no one talks and roll my eyes, "You guys can talk now."
"Rin, where is Jakken?" asked Sessy, looking down at Rin. Rin looks up at me then smiles.
"Jakken go splat!" laughed Rin, a big smile lighting up her face.
"So that's what i heard outside." said Sessy he shruggs,"O well."
"OK, Rin, what games do yo wannna play?" I ask when everyone goes back to what they were doing and talking to the Voices. Rin looks through all the games and toys and picks the marbles.
"Les' play wit deese!" she says as she holds the jar of marbles up. We decide to set up in the living room since its HUGE! (a/n: jus' so you know, ain't my house, it's like my DREAM house^^) I laid the string out on the floor and made a circle. Luckilly Rin already knew how to play and we set it up. On my third turn I flicked the big marble a bit too hard. It richocheted (Like that Mucha Lucha dude, Richochete) off a wall and hit Inu in the back of the head, it bounced off his head and wapped Life too.
"WHAT THE HELL!" both shouted in unison. I stare at the two pissed half-demons and smile widely, I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud but I can't help it. When i regain my breath i look at Rin who's giggling and hear that Kagome, Sessy, and Kaede are chuckling as well. I look back to the hanyous who decide to get up and kill me.
"Uh-Oh." I get up and try to inch out of the room.
"Spaghetti-O's!" adds Joker. I'm still grinnin' at what i had done, but as soon as the two jump for me i'm out in the hall. I race to the kitchen and grab a water bottle to fend off the two half dog-demons. Hey, my dogs don' like water, maybe these two won't either. I held the bottle out like a weapon and the two just snort as they advance.
I chance making the two even more pissed by squirting them with water. I just succede in makin them more angry....and wet. I'm in biiiiiiig trouble now! UH OH! Inu took out the Tetsaigua (Spelling?) and Life readies to pounce. When they both launch at me I grab the nearest thing. An OOOOOOLLLD X-MAS FRUITCAKE! Inu is stopped in mid-air and slams into the blue tiled floor from Kagome's SIT. But Life slams into the fruit cake with his head. He falls to the floor unconscious and I look at the fruit cake.
"Holy shiz! He cracked the fruit cake!" I shout when i see all the spidery cracks on it; it crumbles into dust in my hands.
"What did you expect?" asked Outcast, "His head is as hard as it comes."
I toss the fruit cake crumbs aside and crouch down to see if Life is bleeding any. Nope, just a knock on the head. He'd be up real soon. Maybe he'd forget the whole thing that had happened, maybe i'd be safe again. I hear a groan come from life and cringe. ~No such luck damnit! God I gota stop swearing I'm only 13! What the hell, it's not like i use it THAT much~ I look down again and I see that Life is up in a crouch again, his eyes blood red. l stare back, horrified, he never looked more ready to kill. An idea strikes me and I have a plan. I look straight at Life and imagine a rosary around his neck, it's like Inu's except it's more ova a black than red. He doesn't notice the new assecory and pounces.
I shout the first word that comes to mind, "Heel!!"
BOOM! Now Life's on the floor mumbling a long string of cusses in American and Japanese. I sigh in relief. Why didn't I think of that sooner?
"Hey Al! I didn't know Life had a subdueing spell too!" smiled Kagome.
I get off of my knees and look at her.
"He didn't till now. I can just add some things to how the look since they are MY Voices. I don' know why i didn't put that on him sooner!" I laughed, then Life stands along with Inu. Life looks down at the rosary and tries to take it off. It's no use.
"Wot in the fucking hell, is this piece of shit!?" He glares at me.
"It's a rosary, I can subdue you now!" I smile and he glares at me even more, his eyes go amberish red as he glares murderously at me. I shrug.
"Gomen dude! I needed sumthing to stop you from killing me." I shrug and walk out of the kitchen with my Life in tow, grumbling about how fucking stoopid I am and how he could just kill me now. I shrugg it off. He's always that ignorant when it comes to me uping him. ^^.
After that incident I decided to stop playing marbles with Rin. So me and Rin started to play Candyland. I had the green person, she had the yellow, Aroogant was playing so he had red, and Kagome played she got stuck with blue. Arrogant won the game and he laughed maniacilly.
"Mwhahahahahahaa! I have taken over CANDYLAND! Now the WORLD! Mwahahahahah-hey it's blue." he grabs Kagome's piece and stuffs it in his mouth. He starts choking and Wise gives him a slap on the back, a REAL hard slap. The piece flies out his mouth and down into Flaunt's shirt.
"EWwwwwww! Get it out!" she starts throwing a hissy-fit. Miroku came up and stuck his hand down her shirt to try and get the piece out.....-__-; suuuuuure. Flaunt smaks him calls him a perv and Life hits him across the room and comforts Flaunt. Miroku is smiling though...in his hand is the blue piece.
O.O MIROKU!! Naughty naughty!
Me and Joker are rolling on the floor laughing our guts out. Life glares at the two of us along with Flaunt.
"That lecher never changes." groans Inu. Kagome, Shippou, and Sango shake their heads while Rin pokes the pancake on the wall that is Miroku. Sessy just stares at the whole scene, his lips twich into a little smirk instantly replaced by a frown. I get up and look around. Uh-ooooooh.
"Dude! The badies are gone! Along with Arrogant. Oh shit!" I get up and run to the front door. It's wide open. A note is stuck to the door in Arrogant's handwriting.
Dear Al,
Gone to destroy the world and enslave human race. Be back at eleven.
Yours evilly
Arro
I stare at the note for a minute. Then I look back into the living room. Wise and Rin are putting the game away while the others are watching TV. Miroku is still plastered to the wall.
"You guys! We have to go find the evil ppl!" I shout.
"Shutup wench and come here." snapped Life, he pointed to the TV, "And see this."
I walked over so I stood besides him. On TV were Kikyo, Kouga, Naraku, and Arrogant runnng around like maniacs taking over some theme park.
"Mwhahahahahaha! First Disney World then the entire planet!" Arrogant appeared on the screen and laughed evilly into the camera. I heard the camera man mutter, "Surre buddy sure."
"Oh god! They are taking over Disney World!?" I shout and run to the closet to grab my coat.
"Well they TOOK it over, now they are working on some other park." replied Outcast.
"Come on Life, we gotta go stop em'." I sigh as I head for the door. He's still just standing there like he didn't hear me. I know he heard, he has excellant hearing duh! "Life come on!"
"Why? Why don' you just imagine him back here like you usually do?" snapped Life, he's still pissed about the rosary and subdueing spell.
"Life, he's with Kikyo, Naraku, and Kouga. I can't imagine em' all back here. Now come on, pleeese." I know I'm begging/whining but I don really care. I just wanta go get Arro and the baddies of Inu outof Disney World and go to bed. It's been a fairly long day. Even if it seemed really short to you readers. I look at him, giving him 'puppy dog' eyes. He get's his annoyed yellow eyes on, as if I'm really pissing him off today. Oh well. I don care.
"No. I won't go. Unless you take this rosary offa me." he said, a triumphiant smirk on his lips and his eyes have gone a teal, he's proud of himself for finding a loophole. I fidget nervously wondering what to do.
Finally I decide. "NO." Then I leave him standing in the threshold of the door while I go off and try to find a cab or something to take me all the way to Disney World in Florida. ~God this is gonna cost alota cash.~ I grumbled then started off away from my house.
Tune in next time to see what happens in my story!
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OK that's kinda long but it's worth it no? I think it was a little funny hear and thear but R+R for me puhleeze!Peace Out