Holy SHIZ! I got alotta reviews, well for me anyways. Thanx every 1^^ YOu made my life worth living.
Life: Oh shut the hell up....she got SEVEN review in one day. That's stoopid.
Me: Life! YOU SUCK. BE nice meany butthead asshole. Anywayz I am sooo happy my story is such a hit!
Joker: yeah everyone liked when Jakken went SPLAT! ^_^
Outcast:Shut up!
Me: HEY! How'd you two get in here? Usually it's only me and Life that greet the readers.
Outcast: Flaunt wants her lil' doggie back...guess it's time for his walk.
Life: Shut the HELL up Outcast I am NOT Flaunt's dog!
Joker: Suuuure you ain't. Dude she has you on a short leash, litteraly!
Me: OK setle down Well on to the story PPL! ^^
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"Damnit!" I curse under my breath. I had been walking outside for only five minutes and i felt as though I was
freezing to death. I look up and down the street that is lit with lamposts. I sigh as i come to the bented and
mangled one. The one where Joker rammed into on his jet-powered skateboard. I hear a sound behind me and
turn around quickly.
"Wench, you should know better than to try and find a fucking cab in this fucking town. Its too small." It's Life, of
course. I sigh and turn back to keep going. He's just going to yell at me and try to get the rosary of him before
he takes me to Disney World to save Arro and the Inu baddies from the Big Bad Coppers. Before I know it Life
has thrown me on his back, (Like how Inu gives Kagome a piggy back) and he's running past the houses. The
scenes change drastically. In like five minutes we are in Florida outside Disney World. He jerks me off his back
and glares down at me with his annoyed yellow eyes.
"Why-" I began to ask but he pulls me into the crowd of ppl around Disney World. I apologize to the ppl he
pushes out of the way as we make our way to the entrance of D.W. He storms up to a Cop and grabs the
megaphone from him. The officer glares at him but can tell Life isn't to be messed with.
"Arro! Get your Sorry CHICKEN ASS out here now!" shouts the pissed/annoyed Hanyou. I see Arro stick his head up over the sign that reads 'Disney World'. On his head is a pot. He's been playing Mafia again, I can tell, he's holding some stick like a machine gun.
"Awwww...Allyson! We were having such a great time thou!" Arro is whining. I grab the megaphone from Life and use it.
"Arro, if you don't come out with your friends I'm gonna cut your sugar intake!" I said this firmly and I heard a scared eep from Arro. I hear some shouting, cussing, and fighting. Then a few minutes later Arro comes out with his 'friends'. Kikyo, Naraku, and Kouga are tied back to back to back in rope and unconscious.
"Let's go home!" Arro yelled happily. Life just glared at him and responded by, "Get a cab, you are getting yurself home by YOURSELF."
Arro looks miffed and snaps, "Well it's for Ally to decide. so? Al? what is it?"
"Arro, maybe you should just get a cab, I mean you got urselves down here get urselves back. And if I hear about anything evil I'm confixcating the chiken suit, got that?" Arro looks horrified and nods. I nod back and start my way through the crowd. Arro and his 'friends' are getting questioned by the police and I just ignore it. I'm too tired to say or do anything right now. It's midnight by my time and I just wanna go to sleep in my nice warm comforter. Life swings me onto his back again and we take off, a much slower pace than before.
"Life, i really am sorry about you having a subdueing spell now, but- well you know." I whispered this to him. He turns his head so he can see me a little, it gives me a chance to see his eyes have gone golden color with a layer of amber underneath. He's forgiven me I think, but he doesn't say anything. He just goes back to watchin where he's going. I bury my head into his hair and fall asleep.
Next thing I know I see we are at my house again. I step into the living room to see everyone either waiting for us, or sleeping, or watching TV. I smile a little tiredly and instruct the newcomers where to sleep. I send Sango, Kohaku, Souta, Kagome, Shippou, Kirara, Miroku, and Inuyasha to get settled in my room since its litteraly hugemongous. Rin, and Sessy get to sleep in the guest room upstairs. And Kaede gets the guest room downstairs. My Voices go to thier rooms and I leave a note out for Arro that him and the others invovled in taking over Disney World sleep in the basement, on the old moth eaten couch.
I sigh and fling myself down on the couch. I threw my coat off on the chair across the room and grab the blanket on the end of the couch. I curl up into myself and fall asleep. But not before feeling someone put thier hand on my cheek lightly and go back to bed. Since I am in a hazy sleep i wouldn't have even be able to identify my own hand so i shrugged it off.
The next morning was a huge huge hassle. I was awoken by the scream of Flaunt who was in the shower at the time. Someone had unwittenly walked in on her. Miroku was my guess, but it turned out to be Naraku. That perve, he says he had to go to the bathroom really bad. O well, it serves Flaunt right, since she doesn't lock the door like NORMAL ppl. I get up, my neck is really sore from sleeping on the couch.
"Finally!" Outcast comes into the room and sees i'm awake. She grabs my wrist and yanks me up. I mumble a few curses at her for making me move as she pulls me to the front door of the house.
"You've gotta see this!" Outcast looked serious. Very serious. I open the door a little and I'm greeted by the screaming of thousands of Inu fan girls outside. Obviously they watched the news last night and saw Kikyo, Naraku, and Kouga. Oh boy. I look out at a bunch of the girls.
"Hey! Over here! Yo! Look! Hey!" some girl is holding up a half-scrotched sign that says, ' I'm Erica, and my friend Brat and D.G. are total Inu fanatics! Let us in!'
I stare unbelieveingly at the three girls who are trying to hold the sign up at once. I'm grinning at the fight and I see five more girls who seem to have signs up wanting to come in. Oh god! I step out onto the porch and look at everyone. They all quiet down.
"OK! What is this all about?" I shout since these ppl are literally taking over the whole block, maybe even the whole town.
"We heard about the Inu cast bein' here!" shouted a girl with a sign that said, ' I'm SakuraAngel2001! AOL me!'
I blink a few times and sweat drop. "Okaaaaay. Well....um..."
"LET US IN!" shout all the girls and some fanatic guys at once.
"Shush! I'll pick only a few! Got that!" I shout over everyone and pick a few girls to come in. They intro them selves as D.G., Erica, Brat, SakuraAngel2001, Shadow, Ruby-sama 4.5, and Seiya. Seiya drags in her friends, who are Am and Ki. OK so it ain't a FEW! It's a lot!
They all rushed into my house and stop immediately. They are both staring, (and some are drooling) at Inu. Who's clad in only a towel. He looks like he just took a shower....^^ I'm sure you gurls like that! It takes me a minute to clear my head as I walk toward Inu whose beet red. I stand in front of him, giving him the chance to run back upstairs and pull on some clothes. While the dazed gurls are most likely dreaming or off in their own worlds the hanyou escapes.
Some of the gurls try to follow him. Right....like I'm gonna let em' do that!
"Gurls....I think he needs some PRIVATE time." I smile at the girls as most of them giggle remembering to store that picture of the confused/embarassed/shocked hanyou in only a towel in their memories forever. Suddenly I smell something burning. It's coming from the kitchen. Greeeaaat...I walk into the kitchen to find Sessy and Rin trying to make cereal.
"Sessy, Rin....why are you trying to toast cereal?" I asked slightly confused.
"We wanted a warm breakfast!" smiled Rin, "Rin come up with idea, smart huh?!"
I smile and the girls behind me coo at Rin's cuteness and swoon over Sessy, who's in his PJs, red boxers with silver metallic kisses on them and a white sleeveless. Rin's in a pair of yellow shorts and matching shirt with Hello Kitty on it. I shake my head, both the fan girls and the horribly black Frosted Flakes on the stove top are enough to drive me crazy. I walk over to the stove, turn it off and dump the mess out.
"Rin...you can't cook cereal...if you wanted warm cereal get some oatmeal." I turn to Sessy, "And Sesshomaru! You should know better than to do that. Dumbass."
some of the girls are semi-shocked at me scolding the Lord of the West or what ever his title is. But I just ignore it. I fix Rin and Sessy some oatmeal, nice and hot with milk and cinnamon, and good stuff. When I turn around Joker is standing in the door. He's wearing a robe and smoking on a bubble pipe. Obviously he heard that a buncha of girls were here.
"Hello girls." He smiles and the girls just stare at him and sweatdrop.
"Who the heck is this bozo!?" asked Erica. Joker falls on his face anime style just as Life and Inu come in. The girls, well most of them, squeal in delight at the sight of TWO hanyous and jump over to them to pet their ears. Inu looks wide-eyed and scared and Life tries to get out of the way. Too late. They fell victim to the girls. I just stand in the middle of the kitchen watching as the two hanyous fight to try to get the gurls off them. Inu is wearing some jeans and a red shirt that says, 'Warning: Doesn't Play Well With Others' in black writing. Life is in his black boxers with smileys on them. That's all.
"Gurls....Hey....hello!" Joker is jumping around like an idiot trying to get the gurls's attention. I just giggle and look to the hanyous. The girls have stopped petting and tugging at their ears. Inu goes to the table to sit down by Rin and the fan girls turn to me.
"Hey...who's this guy's name?" asked D.G.
"He's one of my voices. His name is Life." I smile tiredly as I hear the girls giggle at his name.
"Heeeey! Your Voice Life!? Are you Drace from FFnet!?" asked SakuraAngel. I nod then I hear Inu jump out of his seat.
"YOU ARE DRACE! GODS! YOUR STORIES ROCK!" Inu is going ballistic. (Yeah right like he'd say that^_^ I wish. *sigh* DELETE DELETE DELETE)
"YOU'RE DRACE!" shout the hanyou unbelievingly, when I nod he starts ranting about my Demon Boi work, and How The Hanyou Stole X-Mas, and how retarded/kewl they are. I just sweardrop and turn back to the girls who are now talking to Joker, Sessy, Rin, and the newly arrived Outcast. I lean back, expecting to lean against the counter when I realize someone is behind me. I turn my head slightly and apologize just to see that Life is standing behind me. I go scarlet as he just shrugs and pulls me back to lean against him again.
I can't believe him! He's being NICE! Man I was in heaven until Flaunt walked in......To BE Continued!!!!
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Srry I haven't ritten in a long time. Writers' block and I had to wait until I figured out how to put the reviewers in there. Sigh....Srry I"m new and having trouble. But I stayed up really late to finish this so be happy pleeze. And I don't really think I'll add more reviewers. I"m having alotta trouble with just theses ppl. But pleeze review! Peace OUt!
Life: Oh shut the hell up....she got SEVEN review in one day. That's stoopid.
Me: Life! YOU SUCK. BE nice meany butthead asshole. Anywayz I am sooo happy my story is such a hit!
Joker: yeah everyone liked when Jakken went SPLAT! ^_^
Outcast:Shut up!
Me: HEY! How'd you two get in here? Usually it's only me and Life that greet the readers.
Outcast: Flaunt wants her lil' doggie back...guess it's time for his walk.
Life: Shut the HELL up Outcast I am NOT Flaunt's dog!
Joker: Suuuure you ain't. Dude she has you on a short leash, litteraly!
Me: OK setle down Well on to the story PPL! ^^
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"Damnit!" I curse under my breath. I had been walking outside for only five minutes and i felt as though I was
freezing to death. I look up and down the street that is lit with lamposts. I sigh as i come to the bented and
mangled one. The one where Joker rammed into on his jet-powered skateboard. I hear a sound behind me and
turn around quickly.
"Wench, you should know better than to try and find a fucking cab in this fucking town. Its too small." It's Life, of
course. I sigh and turn back to keep going. He's just going to yell at me and try to get the rosary of him before
he takes me to Disney World to save Arro and the Inu baddies from the Big Bad Coppers. Before I know it Life
has thrown me on his back, (Like how Inu gives Kagome a piggy back) and he's running past the houses. The
scenes change drastically. In like five minutes we are in Florida outside Disney World. He jerks me off his back
and glares down at me with his annoyed yellow eyes.
"Why-" I began to ask but he pulls me into the crowd of ppl around Disney World. I apologize to the ppl he
pushes out of the way as we make our way to the entrance of D.W. He storms up to a Cop and grabs the
megaphone from him. The officer glares at him but can tell Life isn't to be messed with.
"Arro! Get your Sorry CHICKEN ASS out here now!" shouts the pissed/annoyed Hanyou. I see Arro stick his head up over the sign that reads 'Disney World'. On his head is a pot. He's been playing Mafia again, I can tell, he's holding some stick like a machine gun.
"Awwww...Allyson! We were having such a great time thou!" Arro is whining. I grab the megaphone from Life and use it.
"Arro, if you don't come out with your friends I'm gonna cut your sugar intake!" I said this firmly and I heard a scared eep from Arro. I hear some shouting, cussing, and fighting. Then a few minutes later Arro comes out with his 'friends'. Kikyo, Naraku, and Kouga are tied back to back to back in rope and unconscious.
"Let's go home!" Arro yelled happily. Life just glared at him and responded by, "Get a cab, you are getting yurself home by YOURSELF."
Arro looks miffed and snaps, "Well it's for Ally to decide. so? Al? what is it?"
"Arro, maybe you should just get a cab, I mean you got urselves down here get urselves back. And if I hear about anything evil I'm confixcating the chiken suit, got that?" Arro looks horrified and nods. I nod back and start my way through the crowd. Arro and his 'friends' are getting questioned by the police and I just ignore it. I'm too tired to say or do anything right now. It's midnight by my time and I just wanna go to sleep in my nice warm comforter. Life swings me onto his back again and we take off, a much slower pace than before.
"Life, i really am sorry about you having a subdueing spell now, but- well you know." I whispered this to him. He turns his head so he can see me a little, it gives me a chance to see his eyes have gone golden color with a layer of amber underneath. He's forgiven me I think, but he doesn't say anything. He just goes back to watchin where he's going. I bury my head into his hair and fall asleep.
Next thing I know I see we are at my house again. I step into the living room to see everyone either waiting for us, or sleeping, or watching TV. I smile a little tiredly and instruct the newcomers where to sleep. I send Sango, Kohaku, Souta, Kagome, Shippou, Kirara, Miroku, and Inuyasha to get settled in my room since its litteraly hugemongous. Rin, and Sessy get to sleep in the guest room upstairs. And Kaede gets the guest room downstairs. My Voices go to thier rooms and I leave a note out for Arro that him and the others invovled in taking over Disney World sleep in the basement, on the old moth eaten couch.
I sigh and fling myself down on the couch. I threw my coat off on the chair across the room and grab the blanket on the end of the couch. I curl up into myself and fall asleep. But not before feeling someone put thier hand on my cheek lightly and go back to bed. Since I am in a hazy sleep i wouldn't have even be able to identify my own hand so i shrugged it off.
The next morning was a huge huge hassle. I was awoken by the scream of Flaunt who was in the shower at the time. Someone had unwittenly walked in on her. Miroku was my guess, but it turned out to be Naraku. That perve, he says he had to go to the bathroom really bad. O well, it serves Flaunt right, since she doesn't lock the door like NORMAL ppl. I get up, my neck is really sore from sleeping on the couch.
"Finally!" Outcast comes into the room and sees i'm awake. She grabs my wrist and yanks me up. I mumble a few curses at her for making me move as she pulls me to the front door of the house.
"You've gotta see this!" Outcast looked serious. Very serious. I open the door a little and I'm greeted by the screaming of thousands of Inu fan girls outside. Obviously they watched the news last night and saw Kikyo, Naraku, and Kouga. Oh boy. I look out at a bunch of the girls.
"Hey! Over here! Yo! Look! Hey!" some girl is holding up a half-scrotched sign that says, ' I'm Erica, and my friend Brat and D.G. are total Inu fanatics! Let us in!'
I stare unbelieveingly at the three girls who are trying to hold the sign up at once. I'm grinning at the fight and I see five more girls who seem to have signs up wanting to come in. Oh god! I step out onto the porch and look at everyone. They all quiet down.
"OK! What is this all about?" I shout since these ppl are literally taking over the whole block, maybe even the whole town.
"We heard about the Inu cast bein' here!" shouted a girl with a sign that said, ' I'm SakuraAngel2001! AOL me!'
I blink a few times and sweat drop. "Okaaaaay. Well....um..."
"LET US IN!" shout all the girls and some fanatic guys at once.
"Shush! I'll pick only a few! Got that!" I shout over everyone and pick a few girls to come in. They intro them selves as D.G., Erica, Brat, SakuraAngel2001, Shadow, Ruby-sama 4.5, and Seiya. Seiya drags in her friends, who are Am and Ki. OK so it ain't a FEW! It's a lot!
They all rushed into my house and stop immediately. They are both staring, (and some are drooling) at Inu. Who's clad in only a towel. He looks like he just took a shower....^^ I'm sure you gurls like that! It takes me a minute to clear my head as I walk toward Inu whose beet red. I stand in front of him, giving him the chance to run back upstairs and pull on some clothes. While the dazed gurls are most likely dreaming or off in their own worlds the hanyou escapes.
Some of the gurls try to follow him. Right....like I'm gonna let em' do that!
"Gurls....I think he needs some PRIVATE time." I smile at the girls as most of them giggle remembering to store that picture of the confused/embarassed/shocked hanyou in only a towel in their memories forever. Suddenly I smell something burning. It's coming from the kitchen. Greeeaaat...I walk into the kitchen to find Sessy and Rin trying to make cereal.
"Sessy, Rin....why are you trying to toast cereal?" I asked slightly confused.
"We wanted a warm breakfast!" smiled Rin, "Rin come up with idea, smart huh?!"
I smile and the girls behind me coo at Rin's cuteness and swoon over Sessy, who's in his PJs, red boxers with silver metallic kisses on them and a white sleeveless. Rin's in a pair of yellow shorts and matching shirt with Hello Kitty on it. I shake my head, both the fan girls and the horribly black Frosted Flakes on the stove top are enough to drive me crazy. I walk over to the stove, turn it off and dump the mess out.
"Rin...you can't cook cereal...if you wanted warm cereal get some oatmeal." I turn to Sessy, "And Sesshomaru! You should know better than to do that. Dumbass."
some of the girls are semi-shocked at me scolding the Lord of the West or what ever his title is. But I just ignore it. I fix Rin and Sessy some oatmeal, nice and hot with milk and cinnamon, and good stuff. When I turn around Joker is standing in the door. He's wearing a robe and smoking on a bubble pipe. Obviously he heard that a buncha of girls were here.
"Hello girls." He smiles and the girls just stare at him and sweatdrop.
"Who the heck is this bozo!?" asked Erica. Joker falls on his face anime style just as Life and Inu come in. The girls, well most of them, squeal in delight at the sight of TWO hanyous and jump over to them to pet their ears. Inu looks wide-eyed and scared and Life tries to get out of the way. Too late. They fell victim to the girls. I just stand in the middle of the kitchen watching as the two hanyous fight to try to get the gurls off them. Inu is wearing some jeans and a red shirt that says, 'Warning: Doesn't Play Well With Others' in black writing. Life is in his black boxers with smileys on them. That's all.
"Gurls....Hey....hello!" Joker is jumping around like an idiot trying to get the gurls's attention. I just giggle and look to the hanyous. The girls have stopped petting and tugging at their ears. Inu goes to the table to sit down by Rin and the fan girls turn to me.
"Hey...who's this guy's name?" asked D.G.
"He's one of my voices. His name is Life." I smile tiredly as I hear the girls giggle at his name.
"Heeeey! Your Voice Life!? Are you Drace from FFnet!?" asked SakuraAngel. I nod then I hear Inu jump out of his seat.
"YOU ARE DRACE! GODS! YOUR STORIES ROCK!" Inu is going ballistic. (Yeah right like he'd say that^_^ I wish. *sigh* DELETE DELETE DELETE)
"YOU'RE DRACE!" shout the hanyou unbelievingly, when I nod he starts ranting about my Demon Boi work, and How The Hanyou Stole X-Mas, and how retarded/kewl they are. I just sweardrop and turn back to the girls who are now talking to Joker, Sessy, Rin, and the newly arrived Outcast. I lean back, expecting to lean against the counter when I realize someone is behind me. I turn my head slightly and apologize just to see that Life is standing behind me. I go scarlet as he just shrugs and pulls me back to lean against him again.
I can't believe him! He's being NICE! Man I was in heaven until Flaunt walked in......To BE Continued!!!!
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Srry I haven't ritten in a long time. Writers' block and I had to wait until I figured out how to put the reviewers in there. Sigh....Srry I"m new and having trouble. But I stayed up really late to finish this so be happy pleeze. And I don't really think I'll add more reviewers. I"m having alotta trouble with just theses ppl. But pleeze review! Peace OUt!