Me: I'm baaack! Again! OK I know the last story kinda sucked.
Life: KINDA SUCKED?! It was SHIT!
Me: Liiiiiffffe! Shuddap!
Life: Make me!
me: fine, if you don't shutthefreak up then i'll make Kikyou OR Naraku kiss you in this chapter....AND make it a double lemon..
Life: *gulp* O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Me: ^^ On with the storay!
Disclaimer: i don' own nuttin' O well.....
NOTE!!: In case u didn't read last chap....I changed me age...i supposed ta' be fifteen so just add two years to my Voices's ages. Kay? Kay.
Life's eye color changing chart; ^^ Jus in case you forget some of it.....
amber-he's angery,
silver-usual/sarcastic,
gold-REALLY happy(Very UNUSUAL),
bright Green-being mischeivious/suspicious,
blue-sad,
grey- disappointed/down,
Dark purple- serious, very serious,
pink- he's innocent (as if ^^;) aaaand
red-thinking cruelly and is gonnna do alota harm,
OH! and when he's being hentai his eyes go dark green
yellow-he's annoyed.
grey-blue; he confused
black-angsty, and crap
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"Wench, you can't tell me you never wanted your first kiss to mean somthing." He states plainly, waiting for me to answer. I just sit there and stare at him. The full moon was giving me enough light to see half his face, shadowing the other side. He's hiding his emotion because his eyes are silver. He starts to lean forward. I think, 'O shit!' but lean forward too. My heart is poundin in my chest and i'm sure he can hear it. We're a few centimeters apart and about to kiss, but Lady Luck ain't on my side. Since just then there was a scream inside the house.
Me and Life pulled away and we stared at each other for a minute. Too shocked by what we were about to do to say anything. I jumped off his lap and bolted back inside. Leaving the dazed and shocked hanyou on the roof. As I ran down the stairs I hoped my blush was gone...even though it was about to come back. I averted my eyes from the scene. Naraku, apparently, slept nude and was sleepwalking. I looked over to the livingroom where Inu had covered Kagome's eyes and Sango sheilded her eyes with her boomerang, Miroku is crouching down behind the boomerang too, trying to keep eyes of Naraku and grope Sango at the same time....-_-;;;;figures. Since Sessy wasn't there Rin was staring wide-eyed at Naraku.
"So that's why boys are diff'ernt than girls. Oh." Rin blinks a few times and goes back to watching TV. Greaat, Sessy is sure gonna burst a blood vein when he finds out.
"IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" shouted Outcast running from the room, arm sheilding her eyes. I stare after my usually nonchalant and 'whatever' Voice, that was overreacting, especially for her! Life is coming down the stairs and sees the what's happening. He turns confused grey/blue eyes on me, then realizes that I should be sheilded from the...*cough* openess of Naraku. He steps in front of me, so he is facing me.
"What the fuck is going on here?" he hisses at me. I look up at him and shrugg.
"How am I ta' know? I just came down here and saw Naraku sleepwalking. How are we gonna stop this?"
"Close your eyes." He growls. I do so and I hear him move away. I open my eyes to see Life lift Naraku by his hair and throw him back down into the basement. Then I hear another schreech. Kikyou. And then I hear Kouga hiting on Naraku! O GOD! I turn crimson again, but walk into the living room. LIfe ran to the kitchen to clean out his eyes and clean his hands.
Inu has taken his hands off of Kagome's eyes and Sango lowers her boomerang, cautiously.
"Damnit, I'm gonna need therepy now!" shouted Inu, falling onto the couch and covering his head with a pillow. Kagome is a little pale, "I think I'll join you Inu."
"Dude, no offense, but you two needed threpy waaaaayyyy before this!" comments Joker, who jumps out from behind a chair.
"I think I'll need another eye patch." grumbles Kaede.
"For real! He could poke an eye out wit' that thing!" shouts Joker. I turn wide-eyes to him while Miroku drops his staff.
"You were lookin' that far SOUTH!" shouted Sango, like she couldn't believe it, then she realizes what she said and blushes. Joker reddens and tries to stammer a way out. Everyone falls over anime style when he says, 'I couldn't help it.'
I stare up at the ceiling, totally shocked from everything that happened within the last twelve hours. We had left the fangirls at the mall, and somehow all the other fangirls from this morning had just disappeared. Naraku probably flashed them. ^^ LIke they'd leave cuz of that! I stand and look around the room The only one not fazed by this was Arro who was watching TV and preening his chiken suit like a flamingo.
"Yo! Arro, weren't you fazed by this?" I ask him.
He turns toward me and answers, "I had to sleep wit that the other night!" I turn pale and stare up at the ceiling, why couldn't I have normal guests? Everyone in the room turned pale also and looked really sick.
"I think I'll go to bed." groans Sango as she and whoever else she shared my room with walked tiredly upstairs. Others departed, quietly, while some ran for the nearest bathroom to vomit in. I sigh and plop down on the unoccupied couch. As I close my eyes a voice booms over me.
"Move your ass, wench." it states. Life again. I open my eye and glare at him, "I said move wench."
"Fuck you." I state. Not really supposed to say that sentence but what the fuck! He's kinda shocked by that as I see his eyes go wide and turn lavendery silver (Means he shocked big time^_^) He stares a bit then glowers. He decides to just lift my head and sit down, dropping my head into his lap. I stare up at him, like he was a freak or something. His eyebrows are raised, as if waiting for me to retort or snapp at him to get up. I just shrugg and turn over to watch the TV.
That's when I see all of the Inu gang come downstairs. Kagome is holding Shippou, Inu is swearing about the kitsune's idoticy, Sango is just looking sleepy as is Miroku, Souta, and Kohaku. Shippou looks petrified though. When Miroku sees Life and me he gets that goofy hentai smile on that makes me just want to kick the shit outta him. Life growls, he sees Miroku's smile. I look up at him, his eyes have gone red/magenta (angry/embarassed). I sit up and look at them.
"Sumthing the matter?" I asked, Shippou looked at me wide-eyed and i thought I heard a little whine come from him. I look straight into his petrified eyes.
"W-w-well I, ya' see I, um, I mofadsjosad." He mumbled the last part out. I tilted my head to the side and thought a moment, sounded like something to do with a complooter. What the hell was a complooter....wait...COMPUTER! Duh! I closed my eyes a moment thinking all the things that could've happened. O well he's a lil' kid, I just started my way up the stairs and trudged into my bedroom. I looked at my computer sitting on my desk.
On it in a text box read....VIRUS! VIRUS! VIRUS!...and shaking. The Inu cast had walked up behind me. I turned to Shippou and asked if he was on the net. He said Yah. Hmmmmm....I clicked the close box and had my computer scan for a virus. NOTHING.
"don' worry Ship. Just a stoopid fake thing." I shrugged. He looked relieved while INU cursed some more. Obviously Shippou must've gone into his dramatics thinking he busted my computer big time. I shrugged and started out of my room down the hall when I was stopped by Rin.
I looked down at the small child with wide-eyes as she said, "Miss, Rin scared, Lord Sessy idn't here to protect me."
I pop my head back into my room and ask if there'd be room for Rin tonite. Kagome welcomes her in and as I leave I hear a bit of giggling from Rin. I smile and walk on downstairs to my 'bed' aka the couch. When I arrive I find Life sprawled out, taking up all the room. I glower at him, exaustion taking over my body.
"Get up Life." I growl, he looks up at me smuggly and says no. I glare more at him and mutter, "Heel, heel, heel, HEEL!" (A/N: Forgot I could subdue him couldn't you you forget full ppl!) He's slammed into the couch, surprisingly not breaking it, four times. He curses at me as I walk over to a chair and make myself comfortable by laying in it sideways, legs over an arm and head against the opposite.
"Come on wench, you can lay down." I heard Life grumble. I looked over at him and glared murderously.
"No way! It's contaiminated now." I snapp at him. He gets his annoyed yellow eyes on, as he stomps over to where I'm laying and lifts me off the chair bridal style. He drops me on the couch uncaringly and stoops over me so his face is a few inches above mine.
"When I tell ya you can fucking do something--" Life didn't finish because there was a shout and Life lifted his head. There was Miroku standing there 'cheering' Life on for doing something he wasn't. (A/n: *cough* like I 'd do that Hah! *i'm blushing*) Life's growl started and the growl grew, rumbling through his chest.
"Gee Life, I didn't know you had it in ya'." came Arro, peeking from behind the wall that connected the living room to the openway. Life's eyes went red at that comment and he lunged for Arro, who screamed like a girl and took off downstairs into thr basement. Miroku watched with amusement on his face.
"What the heck are you smiling about Houshi?" I snapped. (Houshi means monk I think)
"You should know." States Miroku, a perverted twinkle in his eyes. I glare at him and stand. As I stalk up to him he puts his hands to his face to keep me from slapping him. This site is hilarious, so I smirk my evil Vegeta from DBZ smirk and kick him where the sun don't shine.
Well, let's just say he was caught by surprise and tumbled into a heap of pain. When he fell he dropped his staff and it hit him on the head so he was unconscious in like two minutes. I smile again, hmm... unconscious Miroku+my scheme+ Naraku = the three E's: Evil, Emabarassment, and Eh?
Life came in and looked at me, he saw the evil glint in my eyes as I looked up at him. His eyes were wide with suspicious horror. I grinned up at him.
"What are you scheming wench." He asked, stepping over Miroku's body and toward me. I just smiled up at him and motioned for him to bring head near mine so I could whisper my plan in his ear. His eyes widened and he stared at me like I was from another planet.
Whatever...I had a scheme going on and I was going to go with it.
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Srry this chapter sucked, I need more of the INu cast in it and stuff. Srry...really tired. Homework,homework, homework......U.U zzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz---Huh! woops sorry Peace ou- (u.u) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Life: KINDA SUCKED?! It was SHIT!
Me: Liiiiiffffe! Shuddap!
Life: Make me!
me: fine, if you don't shutthefreak up then i'll make Kikyou OR Naraku kiss you in this chapter....AND make it a double lemon..
Life: *gulp* O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Me: ^^ On with the storay!
Disclaimer: i don' own nuttin' O well.....
NOTE!!: In case u didn't read last chap....I changed me age...i supposed ta' be fifteen so just add two years to my Voices's ages. Kay? Kay.
Life's eye color changing chart; ^^ Jus in case you forget some of it.....
amber-he's angery,
silver-usual/sarcastic,
gold-REALLY happy(Very UNUSUAL),
bright Green-being mischeivious/suspicious,
blue-sad,
grey- disappointed/down,
Dark purple- serious, very serious,
pink- he's innocent (as if ^^;) aaaand
red-thinking cruelly and is gonnna do alota harm,
OH! and when he's being hentai his eyes go dark green
yellow-he's annoyed.
grey-blue; he confused
black-angsty, and crap
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"Wench, you can't tell me you never wanted your first kiss to mean somthing." He states plainly, waiting for me to answer. I just sit there and stare at him. The full moon was giving me enough light to see half his face, shadowing the other side. He's hiding his emotion because his eyes are silver. He starts to lean forward. I think, 'O shit!' but lean forward too. My heart is poundin in my chest and i'm sure he can hear it. We're a few centimeters apart and about to kiss, but Lady Luck ain't on my side. Since just then there was a scream inside the house.
Me and Life pulled away and we stared at each other for a minute. Too shocked by what we were about to do to say anything. I jumped off his lap and bolted back inside. Leaving the dazed and shocked hanyou on the roof. As I ran down the stairs I hoped my blush was gone...even though it was about to come back. I averted my eyes from the scene. Naraku, apparently, slept nude and was sleepwalking. I looked over to the livingroom where Inu had covered Kagome's eyes and Sango sheilded her eyes with her boomerang, Miroku is crouching down behind the boomerang too, trying to keep eyes of Naraku and grope Sango at the same time....-_-;;;;figures. Since Sessy wasn't there Rin was staring wide-eyed at Naraku.
"So that's why boys are diff'ernt than girls. Oh." Rin blinks a few times and goes back to watching TV. Greaat, Sessy is sure gonna burst a blood vein when he finds out.
"IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" shouted Outcast running from the room, arm sheilding her eyes. I stare after my usually nonchalant and 'whatever' Voice, that was overreacting, especially for her! Life is coming down the stairs and sees the what's happening. He turns confused grey/blue eyes on me, then realizes that I should be sheilded from the...*cough* openess of Naraku. He steps in front of me, so he is facing me.
"What the fuck is going on here?" he hisses at me. I look up at him and shrugg.
"How am I ta' know? I just came down here and saw Naraku sleepwalking. How are we gonna stop this?"
"Close your eyes." He growls. I do so and I hear him move away. I open my eyes to see Life lift Naraku by his hair and throw him back down into the basement. Then I hear another schreech. Kikyou. And then I hear Kouga hiting on Naraku! O GOD! I turn crimson again, but walk into the living room. LIfe ran to the kitchen to clean out his eyes and clean his hands.
Inu has taken his hands off of Kagome's eyes and Sango lowers her boomerang, cautiously.
"Damnit, I'm gonna need therepy now!" shouted Inu, falling onto the couch and covering his head with a pillow. Kagome is a little pale, "I think I'll join you Inu."
"Dude, no offense, but you two needed threpy waaaaayyyy before this!" comments Joker, who jumps out from behind a chair.
"I think I'll need another eye patch." grumbles Kaede.
"For real! He could poke an eye out wit' that thing!" shouts Joker. I turn wide-eyes to him while Miroku drops his staff.
"You were lookin' that far SOUTH!" shouted Sango, like she couldn't believe it, then she realizes what she said and blushes. Joker reddens and tries to stammer a way out. Everyone falls over anime style when he says, 'I couldn't help it.'
I stare up at the ceiling, totally shocked from everything that happened within the last twelve hours. We had left the fangirls at the mall, and somehow all the other fangirls from this morning had just disappeared. Naraku probably flashed them. ^^ LIke they'd leave cuz of that! I stand and look around the room The only one not fazed by this was Arro who was watching TV and preening his chiken suit like a flamingo.
"Yo! Arro, weren't you fazed by this?" I ask him.
He turns toward me and answers, "I had to sleep wit that the other night!" I turn pale and stare up at the ceiling, why couldn't I have normal guests? Everyone in the room turned pale also and looked really sick.
"I think I'll go to bed." groans Sango as she and whoever else she shared my room with walked tiredly upstairs. Others departed, quietly, while some ran for the nearest bathroom to vomit in. I sigh and plop down on the unoccupied couch. As I close my eyes a voice booms over me.
"Move your ass, wench." it states. Life again. I open my eye and glare at him, "I said move wench."
"Fuck you." I state. Not really supposed to say that sentence but what the fuck! He's kinda shocked by that as I see his eyes go wide and turn lavendery silver (Means he shocked big time^_^) He stares a bit then glowers. He decides to just lift my head and sit down, dropping my head into his lap. I stare up at him, like he was a freak or something. His eyebrows are raised, as if waiting for me to retort or snapp at him to get up. I just shrugg and turn over to watch the TV.
That's when I see all of the Inu gang come downstairs. Kagome is holding Shippou, Inu is swearing about the kitsune's idoticy, Sango is just looking sleepy as is Miroku, Souta, and Kohaku. Shippou looks petrified though. When Miroku sees Life and me he gets that goofy hentai smile on that makes me just want to kick the shit outta him. Life growls, he sees Miroku's smile. I look up at him, his eyes have gone red/magenta (angry/embarassed). I sit up and look at them.
"Sumthing the matter?" I asked, Shippou looked at me wide-eyed and i thought I heard a little whine come from him. I look straight into his petrified eyes.
"W-w-well I, ya' see I, um, I mofadsjosad." He mumbled the last part out. I tilted my head to the side and thought a moment, sounded like something to do with a complooter. What the hell was a complooter....wait...COMPUTER! Duh! I closed my eyes a moment thinking all the things that could've happened. O well he's a lil' kid, I just started my way up the stairs and trudged into my bedroom. I looked at my computer sitting on my desk.
On it in a text box read....VIRUS! VIRUS! VIRUS!...and shaking. The Inu cast had walked up behind me. I turned to Shippou and asked if he was on the net. He said Yah. Hmmmmm....I clicked the close box and had my computer scan for a virus. NOTHING.
"don' worry Ship. Just a stoopid fake thing." I shrugged. He looked relieved while INU cursed some more. Obviously Shippou must've gone into his dramatics thinking he busted my computer big time. I shrugged and started out of my room down the hall when I was stopped by Rin.
I looked down at the small child with wide-eyes as she said, "Miss, Rin scared, Lord Sessy idn't here to protect me."
I pop my head back into my room and ask if there'd be room for Rin tonite. Kagome welcomes her in and as I leave I hear a bit of giggling from Rin. I smile and walk on downstairs to my 'bed' aka the couch. When I arrive I find Life sprawled out, taking up all the room. I glower at him, exaustion taking over my body.
"Get up Life." I growl, he looks up at me smuggly and says no. I glare more at him and mutter, "Heel, heel, heel, HEEL!" (A/N: Forgot I could subdue him couldn't you you forget full ppl!) He's slammed into the couch, surprisingly not breaking it, four times. He curses at me as I walk over to a chair and make myself comfortable by laying in it sideways, legs over an arm and head against the opposite.
"Come on wench, you can lay down." I heard Life grumble. I looked over at him and glared murderously.
"No way! It's contaiminated now." I snapp at him. He gets his annoyed yellow eyes on, as he stomps over to where I'm laying and lifts me off the chair bridal style. He drops me on the couch uncaringly and stoops over me so his face is a few inches above mine.
"When I tell ya you can fucking do something--" Life didn't finish because there was a shout and Life lifted his head. There was Miroku standing there 'cheering' Life on for doing something he wasn't. (A/n: *cough* like I 'd do that Hah! *i'm blushing*) Life's growl started and the growl grew, rumbling through his chest.
"Gee Life, I didn't know you had it in ya'." came Arro, peeking from behind the wall that connected the living room to the openway. Life's eyes went red at that comment and he lunged for Arro, who screamed like a girl and took off downstairs into thr basement. Miroku watched with amusement on his face.
"What the heck are you smiling about Houshi?" I snapped. (Houshi means monk I think)
"You should know." States Miroku, a perverted twinkle in his eyes. I glare at him and stand. As I stalk up to him he puts his hands to his face to keep me from slapping him. This site is hilarious, so I smirk my evil Vegeta from DBZ smirk and kick him where the sun don't shine.
Well, let's just say he was caught by surprise and tumbled into a heap of pain. When he fell he dropped his staff and it hit him on the head so he was unconscious in like two minutes. I smile again, hmm... unconscious Miroku+my scheme+ Naraku = the three E's: Evil, Emabarassment, and Eh?
Life came in and looked at me, he saw the evil glint in my eyes as I looked up at him. His eyes were wide with suspicious horror. I grinned up at him.
"What are you scheming wench." He asked, stepping over Miroku's body and toward me. I just smiled up at him and motioned for him to bring head near mine so I could whisper my plan in his ear. His eyes widened and he stared at me like I was from another planet.
Whatever...I had a scheme going on and I was going to go with it.
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Srry this chapter sucked, I need more of the INu cast in it and stuff. Srry...really tired. Homework,homework, homework......U.U zzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz---Huh! woops sorry Peace ou- (u.u) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz