Hi ya'll
I gotz to mention Seiya, Am, and Ki......I ain't lettin you spend the day with Inu..... Srry....*.*...But I mite beable to fit ya' in with Sessy when he gets back ^.~ Review and tell me wot cha' think.
Life: Just fucking get on with the story wench.
Me: Life....*I look at him* did ya' really want to kiss me in the last two chappies?
Life: O.O;; uhhh....NO! . Why the Hell would you want me to do that?
Me: *I tilt my head a tint of red on my cheeks and look at him* v.v (dissapointed/looking down face) Jus' wondering.
Arro: On with the story!
Life: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!
Arro: Uhhh...Internet!
Disclaimer: i don' own nuttin' O well.....
NOTE!!: In case u didn't read last chaps....I changed me age...i supposed ta' be fifteen so just add two years to my Voices's ages. Kay? Kay.
Life's eye color changing chart; ^^ Jus in case you forget some of it..... more being added everday
amber-he's angery,
silver-usual/sarcastic,
gold-REALLY happy(Very UNUSUAL),
bright Green-being mischeivious/suspicious,
blue-sad,
grey- disappointed/down,
Dark purple- serious, very serious,
pink- he's innocent (as if ^^;) aaaand
red-thinking cruelly and is gonnna do alota harm,
OH! and when he's being hentai his eyes go dark green
yellow-he's annoyed.
grey-blue; he confused
black-angsty, and crap
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"What are you scheming wench." He asked, stepping over Miroku's body and toward me. I just smiled up at him and motioned for him to bring head near mine so I could whisper my plan in his ear. His eyes widened and he stared at me like I was from another planet.
Whatever...I had a scheme going on and I was going to go with it. I look down at the unconscious and unexpecting Miroku and smile evilly.
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The Next Morning;
"Hellllllloooooo nurse!" shouts Naraku chasing around some "new" girl in the house. "She's" dressed in a purple tube dress, and has a pair of high heels on.
"Get away from me shithead!" shouts the *cough* girl, who now sounds amazingly like Miroku. Oooo..oooo I know it's Miroku.....'s Twin Sista!!!! ^-^ WRONG! Hehe....
I was sitting outside on a chair on the porch, whilst Naraku chased the "girl" around the backyard. Inu and Sessy came out, bowls of raman in hand and sweatdropped seeing Naraku chase the "girl" around. They took a seat by me and asked what was up. Yes, Shadow did return Sessy this afternoon, but wouldn't tell what went on b/w them....hmph. Hey! That's a whole nother story thou.
"Miraika (Note: I made up a girl name for Miroku) just visited me from a faraway place. She's flirting with Naraku." I winked at them, Inu looked confused, but Sessy got the idea and an evil smirk appeared on his lips. Inu starts to catch on and sniggers.
"Serves the lecher right." laughed Inu as he sat down in one of the four chairs at the table. Sessy leaned up against the railing of the porch to watch Naraku and *Cough* Miraika. A few moments later a litted blur came out and hugged itself to Sessy's leg.
"Rin sooooo happy Lord Sessy is baaack!" squealed Rin, Sessy's leg was caught in a human Death Lock. Sessy looked down at Rin and smiled, but quickly looked away when he heard a girly scream from behind a bush in the back yard.
"Well, Naraku must've found out." I laugh. There was a rustle behind the bush and a moan could be heard.
"And he doesn't seem to mind." stated Inu wide-eyed and pale, he looked at his Ramen, "I think I just lost my appetite."
"Sessy! Guess what Rin learned!" Rin tugged on Sessy's pant leg and he looked down. I was in the doorway to the house, following a nauseous Inu when I heard her say that. Shizola, Naraku's sleep walking last night. I turn right when I hear Rin tell him what she 'learned'. Oh SHIT! I think.
Sessy growls looking up at me. Murder clearly written on his face. Too bad he didn't have a subdueing spell too. I turn on my heel and run like hell to my room, a rabid Sessy at my heels. I shut the door in Sess's face and lock it. I hear him beating the crap out of my door on the other side and he's roaring about what a bad sitter I am and stuff.
"Hey! Don't yell at me. Go beat the shit outta Naraku! He's the one who don't sleep with boxers on!" Instantly the pounding stops and I ran to my window to see Sess beating the shit outta a Naraku, in wrinkled clothes. He's cussing out Naraku and Rin is watching, counting al the new words she's 'learning'. She is soooo going to have one messed up childhood. I go to my door and unlock it to see Flaunt and Life making out right there in the hallway, leaning against a wall.
I look up to the ceiling and ask God what I did to deserve this and look back at the couple.
"Excuse me, but why don't you two go get a fucking room?" I growl at them as I walk past them. Flaunt looks at me boredly and catches my arm with her fucking long nails, leaving a huge gash. I flinch and glare at her as I walk downstairs and walk into the bathroom there.
"Fucking bitch, she really overdid it." I growl as I wash off my cuts and bandage my arm. There are four long red marks ,oozing thick scarlet gobs of blood, from two inches above my elbow, rounding into my inner arm and ending in a huge gash under my wrist. That fucking little shit was quick and precise with those nails. I'm not in a mood to be messed with today. I grabb a bottle of Nair and head for Flaunt's room. She'll be getting a surprise soon enough, and my taste for revenge will be satisfied. (Note, Nair is for girls so they can get all the hair offa their legs, kinda like lotion and it stinks like rotton eggs. Guess what I'm going to do? ^^)
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fifteen minutes later
I'm sitting on the couch staring mindlessly at the TV, wondering what the heck to do today. Then a wonderful idea comes to me. Souta, Kohaku, Rin, and Shippou come bounding in complaining of boredom. I smile at them and tell them to round everyone up except Kaede and Wise (THey won't have many parts in this story so O well)
Ten minutes later everyone is in the livingroom, pissed that they were interupted from their duties of being bored and dragged into the living room for no reason.
"OK, you guys. Do you want to go...to X-Treme Point today!" I ask. (A/N: made up amusement park, if ther is one called that I didn't know. Srry.)
The voices smile and run upstairs for money, hats, money, and comfortable shoes and some swimsuits. The Inu casts is asking what it is and I explain, "IT's the Freaking Best Roller Coaster park/water park eva!"
We are al ready in like five seconds tops and off before anything could ruin our day.
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At X-Treme Point
"Let's see wot should we go on first?" I asked looked at a map of the whooooollle park. We all had changed into our swimsuits in the bathrooms at the park. I wore a navy blue t-shirt and a pair of jeans with 5/8 of the legs cut off and a pair of sandals. While the other girls just wore some shorts and the guy some shirts, or no shirts.
"Definately Heck Spink!" Shouted Joker.
"What is Heck Spink?" asked Kagome. Joker smiled and pointed to the nearest rollercoaster. It started on a huge hill then from there sprialed down, went back up loop-de-loop five times and end. It was fast AND you sat in seats with your feet hanging out, but you were buckled in by those things that look like preservers, or something. USE YOUR IMAGINATION! I can't describe it worth shit.
Kagome paled and muttered in 'oh'. Arro, Naraku, Kikyou, and Kouga were trying to sneak away.
"ARRO!" I snapped, he looked at me innocently, still in his chiken suit wearing trunks over that. It looked like big bird was off to the pool. ^^
I shook my head as we decided to split into groups, so we didn't take up the whole freaking lines. Inu, Kagome, Sango and Miroku (who was all washed up and 'manly). Sessy and Rin, Kohaku, Souta and Shippou. Kikyou, Kouga, and Outcast. And Arro, Naraku, and Joker .
"I'm with Life." Snapped Flaunt as the others began to drift off toward interesting rides or food stands. Flaunt tugged at Life's arm, trying to get him to go to a game and win her a stuffed animal.
"Well then, I guess I'm by myself." I shrugg and start to walk away, but Life grabs me by the hem of my shirt. I turn around and glare at him. He glares back with annoyed yellow eyes and retorts, "Not after what happened at the mall yesterday you ain't wench."
I rolled my eyes, he was being way overprotective of me now. I finally had a theory about why he was acting like he cared about me, like that'd ever happen. It was because there were other ppl on 'his' turf. AKA Sessy and Inu. Them three being dogs and all they have to protect their 'property'. Feh, if Life saw me as property I'd kick his ass around the world and back.
Flaunt glared daggers at me and I just stuck my tounge out childishly at her. She hmphed and went back to bugging Life about getting her a stuffed cat. I rolled my eyes again and looked at the game. Darts.
"Hey, Life, betcha I can win a bigger prize that ya'." I smile defiantly at him as he turns towards me. Eyebrows rose and a smug look on his face.
"I take that challenge wench." He says. We pay a dollar for three darts each and he goes first. He throws the darts, each landing smack dab in a balloon, he gets a friggin huge bear. How the heck am I gonna win now? He turns towards me again and smirks. I grimace at him and throw my darts, praying to God I win this bet. My first two shots were golden, now the third. I threw and it was all slo-mo. It bounced offa the balloon, flipped arond and shot straight at Flaunts hair, which was piled on her head today. It shot right through the hair, richoceted offa lightpost, and straight at two baloons closely placed together. The dart hit it's target and rubbery confetti sprayed everywhere.
I was given bigger toys, and better toys....guess what it is! A life size Inu Plushie AND A Sessy sized one. ^^ I am sooooo pschyed. But how the hell am i going to carry thiese things around? Good questoin. Hmmm....I ask Life politely to take them and shove em' in the limo we drove. The cast had the limo.
He's still shocked at that 'skill' and does what I ask. Leaving me with a pissed Fluant. Shit that wasn't one of my better moves. She looks at me murderously and I swear her eyes were blood red. I back up a few steps, as I do she advances closer, eyes narrowed and arm up ready to claw my eyes out.
She lunged at me and I back up some more. I spin around and run like hell is after me, which it is. As I near the place that sells food I am dodging ppl with hotdogs, drinks, and fries. Behind me I heard a big SPLOOSH! I turn to see Flaunt, drenched from head to toe in red soda, a large I believe. That's when Life came back, he took a look at Flaunt and she started whining.
"Allyson threw pop on me now i'm all stickyyyyyy, ewww."
"Well there's the wine, now where's the cheese." I snapped and started to walk away. Knowing that Life will be on her side. I have walked a good five minutes when I see that Life is coming up behind me. I keep on walking ignoring the doof and try to find a good ride with a short line. He catches me by the back of my shirt and spins me around.
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With Inu, Kag, San, and Miroku.
"Come on Kagome, let's get on this one." Inu is pulling Kagome in, who's flailing aorund like a little child.
"No! I don't wanta go on that MONSTOROUS THING!" cries Kagome as she tries desperately to get away. Sango and Miroku are watching nearby and just sweat drop.
"Let's get on the ride." mutters Sango, her face red as she acted like she didn't know Inu and Kag.
"Let's." smirks Miroku as he follows Sango on to the Roller Coaster Ride. A few minutes later, a huge cry rings out from the ride on the first hill...."HENTAI!" and we see a small speck falling out of the roller coaster cart thing, but landing safely in a child's blow-up castles, a huge red mark on his cheek and swirly eyes.
"Hey misder." A little kid pokes the unconscious form of Miroku with his shoe, he turns around and shouts, "Mommy I dhink this man id dead."
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OK that's all, it's funky and suxs but I'm srry, a competion, homework, and REAL writer's blok is really hard on me now. I'll right RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL soooon, or'll I'l try at least.
PEACE OUT AND REVIEW
I gotz to mention Seiya, Am, and Ki......I ain't lettin you spend the day with Inu..... Srry....*.*...But I mite beable to fit ya' in with Sessy when he gets back ^.~ Review and tell me wot cha' think.
Life: Just fucking get on with the story wench.
Me: Life....*I look at him* did ya' really want to kiss me in the last two chappies?
Life: O.O;; uhhh....NO! . Why the Hell would you want me to do that?
Me: *I tilt my head a tint of red on my cheeks and look at him* v.v (dissapointed/looking down face) Jus' wondering.
Arro: On with the story!
Life: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM!
Arro: Uhhh...Internet!
Disclaimer: i don' own nuttin' O well.....
NOTE!!: In case u didn't read last chaps....I changed me age...i supposed ta' be fifteen so just add two years to my Voices's ages. Kay? Kay.
Life's eye color changing chart; ^^ Jus in case you forget some of it..... more being added everday
amber-he's angery,
silver-usual/sarcastic,
gold-REALLY happy(Very UNUSUAL),
bright Green-being mischeivious/suspicious,
blue-sad,
grey- disappointed/down,
Dark purple- serious, very serious,
pink- he's innocent (as if ^^;) aaaand
red-thinking cruelly and is gonnna do alota harm,
OH! and when he's being hentai his eyes go dark green
yellow-he's annoyed.
grey-blue; he confused
black-angsty, and crap
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"What are you scheming wench." He asked, stepping over Miroku's body and toward me. I just smiled up at him and motioned for him to bring head near mine so I could whisper my plan in his ear. His eyes widened and he stared at me like I was from another planet.
Whatever...I had a scheme going on and I was going to go with it. I look down at the unconscious and unexpecting Miroku and smile evilly.
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The Next Morning;
"Hellllllloooooo nurse!" shouts Naraku chasing around some "new" girl in the house. "She's" dressed in a purple tube dress, and has a pair of high heels on.
"Get away from me shithead!" shouts the *cough* girl, who now sounds amazingly like Miroku. Oooo..oooo I know it's Miroku.....'s Twin Sista!!!! ^-^ WRONG! Hehe....
I was sitting outside on a chair on the porch, whilst Naraku chased the "girl" around the backyard. Inu and Sessy came out, bowls of raman in hand and sweatdropped seeing Naraku chase the "girl" around. They took a seat by me and asked what was up. Yes, Shadow did return Sessy this afternoon, but wouldn't tell what went on b/w them....hmph. Hey! That's a whole nother story thou.
"Miraika (Note: I made up a girl name for Miroku) just visited me from a faraway place. She's flirting with Naraku." I winked at them, Inu looked confused, but Sessy got the idea and an evil smirk appeared on his lips. Inu starts to catch on and sniggers.
"Serves the lecher right." laughed Inu as he sat down in one of the four chairs at the table. Sessy leaned up against the railing of the porch to watch Naraku and *Cough* Miraika. A few moments later a litted blur came out and hugged itself to Sessy's leg.
"Rin sooooo happy Lord Sessy is baaack!" squealed Rin, Sessy's leg was caught in a human Death Lock. Sessy looked down at Rin and smiled, but quickly looked away when he heard a girly scream from behind a bush in the back yard.
"Well, Naraku must've found out." I laugh. There was a rustle behind the bush and a moan could be heard.
"And he doesn't seem to mind." stated Inu wide-eyed and pale, he looked at his Ramen, "I think I just lost my appetite."
"Sessy! Guess what Rin learned!" Rin tugged on Sessy's pant leg and he looked down. I was in the doorway to the house, following a nauseous Inu when I heard her say that. Shizola, Naraku's sleep walking last night. I turn right when I hear Rin tell him what she 'learned'. Oh SHIT! I think.
Sessy growls looking up at me. Murder clearly written on his face. Too bad he didn't have a subdueing spell too. I turn on my heel and run like hell to my room, a rabid Sessy at my heels. I shut the door in Sess's face and lock it. I hear him beating the crap out of my door on the other side and he's roaring about what a bad sitter I am and stuff.
"Hey! Don't yell at me. Go beat the shit outta Naraku! He's the one who don't sleep with boxers on!" Instantly the pounding stops and I ran to my window to see Sess beating the shit outta a Naraku, in wrinkled clothes. He's cussing out Naraku and Rin is watching, counting al the new words she's 'learning'. She is soooo going to have one messed up childhood. I go to my door and unlock it to see Flaunt and Life making out right there in the hallway, leaning against a wall.
I look up to the ceiling and ask God what I did to deserve this and look back at the couple.
"Excuse me, but why don't you two go get a fucking room?" I growl at them as I walk past them. Flaunt looks at me boredly and catches my arm with her fucking long nails, leaving a huge gash. I flinch and glare at her as I walk downstairs and walk into the bathroom there.
"Fucking bitch, she really overdid it." I growl as I wash off my cuts and bandage my arm. There are four long red marks ,oozing thick scarlet gobs of blood, from two inches above my elbow, rounding into my inner arm and ending in a huge gash under my wrist. That fucking little shit was quick and precise with those nails. I'm not in a mood to be messed with today. I grabb a bottle of Nair and head for Flaunt's room. She'll be getting a surprise soon enough, and my taste for revenge will be satisfied. (Note, Nair is for girls so they can get all the hair offa their legs, kinda like lotion and it stinks like rotton eggs. Guess what I'm going to do? ^^)
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fifteen minutes later
I'm sitting on the couch staring mindlessly at the TV, wondering what the heck to do today. Then a wonderful idea comes to me. Souta, Kohaku, Rin, and Shippou come bounding in complaining of boredom. I smile at them and tell them to round everyone up except Kaede and Wise (THey won't have many parts in this story so O well)
Ten minutes later everyone is in the livingroom, pissed that they were interupted from their duties of being bored and dragged into the living room for no reason.
"OK, you guys. Do you want to go...to X-Treme Point today!" I ask. (A/N: made up amusement park, if ther is one called that I didn't know. Srry.)
The voices smile and run upstairs for money, hats, money, and comfortable shoes and some swimsuits. The Inu casts is asking what it is and I explain, "IT's the Freaking Best Roller Coaster park/water park eva!"
We are al ready in like five seconds tops and off before anything could ruin our day.
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At X-Treme Point
"Let's see wot should we go on first?" I asked looked at a map of the whooooollle park. We all had changed into our swimsuits in the bathrooms at the park. I wore a navy blue t-shirt and a pair of jeans with 5/8 of the legs cut off and a pair of sandals. While the other girls just wore some shorts and the guy some shirts, or no shirts.
"Definately Heck Spink!" Shouted Joker.
"What is Heck Spink?" asked Kagome. Joker smiled and pointed to the nearest rollercoaster. It started on a huge hill then from there sprialed down, went back up loop-de-loop five times and end. It was fast AND you sat in seats with your feet hanging out, but you were buckled in by those things that look like preservers, or something. USE YOUR IMAGINATION! I can't describe it worth shit.
Kagome paled and muttered in 'oh'. Arro, Naraku, Kikyou, and Kouga were trying to sneak away.
"ARRO!" I snapped, he looked at me innocently, still in his chiken suit wearing trunks over that. It looked like big bird was off to the pool. ^^
I shook my head as we decided to split into groups, so we didn't take up the whole freaking lines. Inu, Kagome, Sango and Miroku (who was all washed up and 'manly). Sessy and Rin, Kohaku, Souta and Shippou. Kikyou, Kouga, and Outcast. And Arro, Naraku, and Joker .
"I'm with Life." Snapped Flaunt as the others began to drift off toward interesting rides or food stands. Flaunt tugged at Life's arm, trying to get him to go to a game and win her a stuffed animal.
"Well then, I guess I'm by myself." I shrugg and start to walk away, but Life grabs me by the hem of my shirt. I turn around and glare at him. He glares back with annoyed yellow eyes and retorts, "Not after what happened at the mall yesterday you ain't wench."
I rolled my eyes, he was being way overprotective of me now. I finally had a theory about why he was acting like he cared about me, like that'd ever happen. It was because there were other ppl on 'his' turf. AKA Sessy and Inu. Them three being dogs and all they have to protect their 'property'. Feh, if Life saw me as property I'd kick his ass around the world and back.
Flaunt glared daggers at me and I just stuck my tounge out childishly at her. She hmphed and went back to bugging Life about getting her a stuffed cat. I rolled my eyes again and looked at the game. Darts.
"Hey, Life, betcha I can win a bigger prize that ya'." I smile defiantly at him as he turns towards me. Eyebrows rose and a smug look on his face.
"I take that challenge wench." He says. We pay a dollar for three darts each and he goes first. He throws the darts, each landing smack dab in a balloon, he gets a friggin huge bear. How the heck am I gonna win now? He turns towards me again and smirks. I grimace at him and throw my darts, praying to God I win this bet. My first two shots were golden, now the third. I threw and it was all slo-mo. It bounced offa the balloon, flipped arond and shot straight at Flaunts hair, which was piled on her head today. It shot right through the hair, richoceted offa lightpost, and straight at two baloons closely placed together. The dart hit it's target and rubbery confetti sprayed everywhere.
I was given bigger toys, and better toys....guess what it is! A life size Inu Plushie AND A Sessy sized one. ^^ I am sooooo pschyed. But how the hell am i going to carry thiese things around? Good questoin. Hmmm....I ask Life politely to take them and shove em' in the limo we drove. The cast had the limo.
He's still shocked at that 'skill' and does what I ask. Leaving me with a pissed Fluant. Shit that wasn't one of my better moves. She looks at me murderously and I swear her eyes were blood red. I back up a few steps, as I do she advances closer, eyes narrowed and arm up ready to claw my eyes out.
She lunged at me and I back up some more. I spin around and run like hell is after me, which it is. As I near the place that sells food I am dodging ppl with hotdogs, drinks, and fries. Behind me I heard a big SPLOOSH! I turn to see Flaunt, drenched from head to toe in red soda, a large I believe. That's when Life came back, he took a look at Flaunt and she started whining.
"Allyson threw pop on me now i'm all stickyyyyyy, ewww."
"Well there's the wine, now where's the cheese." I snapped and started to walk away. Knowing that Life will be on her side. I have walked a good five minutes when I see that Life is coming up behind me. I keep on walking ignoring the doof and try to find a good ride with a short line. He catches me by the back of my shirt and spins me around.
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With Inu, Kag, San, and Miroku.
"Come on Kagome, let's get on this one." Inu is pulling Kagome in, who's flailing aorund like a little child.
"No! I don't wanta go on that MONSTOROUS THING!" cries Kagome as she tries desperately to get away. Sango and Miroku are watching nearby and just sweat drop.
"Let's get on the ride." mutters Sango, her face red as she acted like she didn't know Inu and Kag.
"Let's." smirks Miroku as he follows Sango on to the Roller Coaster Ride. A few minutes later, a huge cry rings out from the ride on the first hill...."HENTAI!" and we see a small speck falling out of the roller coaster cart thing, but landing safely in a child's blow-up castles, a huge red mark on his cheek and swirly eyes.
"Hey misder." A little kid pokes the unconscious form of Miroku with his shoe, he turns around and shouts, "Mommy I dhink this man id dead."
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OK that's all, it's funky and suxs but I'm srry, a competion, homework, and REAL writer's blok is really hard on me now. I'll right RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL soooon, or'll I'l try at least.
PEACE OUT AND REVIEW