Author's note: Hidy! I might want to tell you, this follows the Furi Kuri plot, so if you haven't seen all six episodes you might want to or you'll be confused. Anyway, I own no one. Enjoy.
Chapter Two
Kurama's eyes flickered open, he yawned and rubbed sleep from his eyes, it was passed dawn.
"Oh shit, school." He got up and got dressed, he smelled the smell of cooking bread. He went into the living room, everything was clean and spotless. He went into the kitchen, the robot, Kanchi, was kneading bread. Haruko was sitting at the table, a loaf of bread in front of her.
"Good morning Shuichi or should I say good afternoon." She smiled pulling off a piece of the bread.
"Good afternoon?" He looked at the clock, it was twelve thirty. "Why didn't you wake me up? I have to get to school!"
"Don't worry about it." He stopped, "I called your school and said you were sick today."
"Why?" He sat down at the table and took a piece of the bread.
"Because, you were too weak from bringing the robots out of the N. O. channel. And I wouldn't eat that if I were you." She said, her green eyes sparkling.
"Okay, why shouldn't I eat it?" He examined the piece.
"It's spicy curry bread." She said eating another piece.
"Oh." He placed the piece of bread back on the table, she leaned over and grabbed it, then threw it into her mouth. "Thank you."
"For what?" She asked.
"For saving me and Hiei." He watched Kanchi put bread in the oven.
"Oh, that, you're welcome." She finished her bread.
"What's an N. O. channel?" He asked.
"Something that can transport things from light-years away." She said.
"How? I mean, what are you?" He asked.
"I'm a spooky space alien!" She smiled again, "My name is Haruhara Haruko, my age is nineteen, I'm the greatest housekeeper in the universe."
"You seem older than that."
"My real identity is..." Suddenly all the lights go out and Kanchi is flashing lights from his monitor and fingers, then it stopped a spotlight on her. She was now standing on the counter, in puffy shorts, wings on her back, a halo, big bug eye glasses on, and her bass in her hands, "First class space patrol officer."
"What ever, weirdo, where's my mom?" He asked.
"At work of course, she said she won't be home till late tonight, so we're going to be having dinner without her again." Haruko changed back in seconds and dusted the crumbs of her shirt. She went into the living room and sat on the couch. Kurama got up and sat on the floor in front of the TV, "You want that guy don't you?"
"Hiei? Yeah, sorta." Kurama looked at the black TV screen. His head began to hurt as he thought of Haruko crawling into bed with him.
"Myaa!" Haruko yelled, her hands were over her, holding back the giggles.
"What's wrong?" Kurama asked.
"That, hee hee." She pointed to his head, he ran his hand through his hair and hit something, what ever it was it hurt his head. It was another horn-like protrusion, and this time it was horn shaped, there was one on the other side of his head too.
"What in the hell?" He ran into the bathroom to examine them, the looked like bull horns; he pushed on them and they went down. Haruko walked in with a baseball cap, she put it on his head and pushed the "horns" down so they would stay down under the hat.
"You might want to keep that on." She said.
"What are those?" He asked.
"They look like horns." She grinned at him devilishly, "You were thinking perverted thoughts."
"I was not!" He yelled, blushing.
"Ooo..You're blushing!" She smiled.
"Just leave me alone Haruko." He pushed her out of the way.
"What do you want for lunch?" She asked changing the subject.
"Ramen, chicken ramen." He said going into his room.
"Okay! I'll come and get you when it's done." She went into the kitchen. Kurama laid on his bed, thinking about Haruko and Hiei, he was now torn between the two. He heard his window open, Hiei crawled in.
"Hey Kurama, why did you stay home?" He asked.
"Haruko called my school and told them I was sick. She said I was too weak to go today." Kurama sat up.
"Why are you wearing that hat?" Hiei asked, Kurama shrugged, "Can I take it off?"
"No!" Kurama held it to his head as Hiei tried to take it off, Haruko walked in.
"Lunch is ready, oh, will you be staying too?" She asked Hiei.
"Uh, okay." He backed away from her, remembering the kiss she gave him.
"Come on out to the kitchen." She left to the kitchen, they got up and followed, Kurama's hands on his head to keep the hat from being removed. She set out three bowls and filled them with ramen.
"Why did you make so much?" Kurama asked.
"I usually eat a lot." She said, Kurama noticed Kanchi was gone.
"Where's the robot...Kanchi?" He asked.
"He's out running some errands." She ate some of her ramen.
"What?!? You sent that robot out in public?" He asked.
"Yeah." She said.
"What did my mom do when she met him?" He poked at his ramen.
"She flipped out for a little while, then she said as long as he doesn't make a mess he can stay." She finished her ramen and put the bowl in the sink. Hiei held out his empty bowl.
"More please." She filled it again.
"You haven't touched your ramen Shuichi." She said.
"I will," he ate some and pushed the bowl away, "I'm not that hungry."
"It'll be okay." Haruko took the bowl and ate the remaining ramen and put the bowl in the sink, Hiei handed her his bowl and she put it in there too.
"You wanna go somewhere?" Hiei asked Kurama.
"Sure, Haruko, I'll be back sometime later." Kurama got up and got his jacket.
"Okay." She leaned out of the kitchen, "Check in every once in a while."
"I will, bye." Kurama and Hiei left, they went to a large grassy field outside of town.
"So, what's underneath the hat? You never wear hats, you're hiding something." Hiei said.
"There is nothing there." Kurama sat on the ground and watched as Hiei ran around slashing away at the neck high grass on the other side of the field. Kurama laid down and stared at the clouds going passed, he dozed off for a little while. The sound of an engine pulling up behind him and turning off woke him up, he turned around. It was Haruko, she was getting off her vespa, she had a very short, fluffy skirt on, the breeze kept lifting it up, exposing her blue lacey panties. Kurama blushed.
"Hey Shuichi, just here to check up on you, it's been almost two hours since you left. I was getting worried." She got down on her knees beside him and began to rub against him. His head began to hurt. Kanchi landed next to Hiei.
"You're weird." Hiei said, question marks flashed on Kanchi's screen, "Don't look at me like that!"
"Oh, I feel-so, so-weird." Kurama got up and began to stumble, his hat flew off as the "horns" began to get larger.
"What the hell is that?!" Hiei asked.
"Not again!" Kurama yelled, something large came out of his head. It was a large robot that looked like a bull, it had the Medical Mechanica symbol on it. Kanchi immediately stated acting funny, he attacked the robot. The bull horned Kanchi and sent him backward.
"My turn!" Haruko started her guitar up and ran at the robot. The robot turned around and kicked her straight into Hiei.
"Haruko! Hiei!" Kurama yelled, Kanchi began to attack it again, but it seemed useless. Kanchi jumped and landed in front of Kurama, he had a strange mouth thing on his chest. It opened up to reveal rows of large teeth, a tongue shot out and wrapped around the very confused Kurama, it drug him in; eating him.
"Kurama!" Hiei yelled. Inside Kanchi a large light bulb was screwed in his head, once it was in it lite up; Kanchi turned red.
"Kurama?" Haruko asked herself. Kanchi attacked the robot, but he was sent backwards, he stopped and transformed into a cannon. He shot a red ball out, ripping it through the robot's chest, the robot bull snorted and charged.
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Haruko yelled gleefully as she stated her guitar up and slammed the robot in the head, there was a huge explosion. Hiei was yelling at Kanchi to give Kurama back when Haruko landed next to them. Kanchi made a weird noise and released Kurama, he stood up.
"Is it over?" He asked.
"I think so." Hiei said. Haruko had walked over to the burning and smoking pile of debris. She turned around, her guitar slung over her shoulder, her green eyes shinning from the fire, her skirt flowing. To Kurama she looked like an angel, sent to him from the heavens above. At that moment, he knew, he wanted Haruko more than anything else in the world.
Chapter Two
Kurama's eyes flickered open, he yawned and rubbed sleep from his eyes, it was passed dawn.
"Oh shit, school." He got up and got dressed, he smelled the smell of cooking bread. He went into the living room, everything was clean and spotless. He went into the kitchen, the robot, Kanchi, was kneading bread. Haruko was sitting at the table, a loaf of bread in front of her.
"Good morning Shuichi or should I say good afternoon." She smiled pulling off a piece of the bread.
"Good afternoon?" He looked at the clock, it was twelve thirty. "Why didn't you wake me up? I have to get to school!"
"Don't worry about it." He stopped, "I called your school and said you were sick today."
"Why?" He sat down at the table and took a piece of the bread.
"Because, you were too weak from bringing the robots out of the N. O. channel. And I wouldn't eat that if I were you." She said, her green eyes sparkling.
"Okay, why shouldn't I eat it?" He examined the piece.
"It's spicy curry bread." She said eating another piece.
"Oh." He placed the piece of bread back on the table, she leaned over and grabbed it, then threw it into her mouth. "Thank you."
"For what?" She asked.
"For saving me and Hiei." He watched Kanchi put bread in the oven.
"Oh, that, you're welcome." She finished her bread.
"What's an N. O. channel?" He asked.
"Something that can transport things from light-years away." She said.
"How? I mean, what are you?" He asked.
"I'm a spooky space alien!" She smiled again, "My name is Haruhara Haruko, my age is nineteen, I'm the greatest housekeeper in the universe."
"You seem older than that."
"My real identity is..." Suddenly all the lights go out and Kanchi is flashing lights from his monitor and fingers, then it stopped a spotlight on her. She was now standing on the counter, in puffy shorts, wings on her back, a halo, big bug eye glasses on, and her bass in her hands, "First class space patrol officer."
"What ever, weirdo, where's my mom?" He asked.
"At work of course, she said she won't be home till late tonight, so we're going to be having dinner without her again." Haruko changed back in seconds and dusted the crumbs of her shirt. She went into the living room and sat on the couch. Kurama got up and sat on the floor in front of the TV, "You want that guy don't you?"
"Hiei? Yeah, sorta." Kurama looked at the black TV screen. His head began to hurt as he thought of Haruko crawling into bed with him.
"Myaa!" Haruko yelled, her hands were over her, holding back the giggles.
"What's wrong?" Kurama asked.
"That, hee hee." She pointed to his head, he ran his hand through his hair and hit something, what ever it was it hurt his head. It was another horn-like protrusion, and this time it was horn shaped, there was one on the other side of his head too.
"What in the hell?" He ran into the bathroom to examine them, the looked like bull horns; he pushed on them and they went down. Haruko walked in with a baseball cap, she put it on his head and pushed the "horns" down so they would stay down under the hat.
"You might want to keep that on." She said.
"What are those?" He asked.
"They look like horns." She grinned at him devilishly, "You were thinking perverted thoughts."
"I was not!" He yelled, blushing.
"Ooo..You're blushing!" She smiled.
"Just leave me alone Haruko." He pushed her out of the way.
"What do you want for lunch?" She asked changing the subject.
"Ramen, chicken ramen." He said going into his room.
"Okay! I'll come and get you when it's done." She went into the kitchen. Kurama laid on his bed, thinking about Haruko and Hiei, he was now torn between the two. He heard his window open, Hiei crawled in.
"Hey Kurama, why did you stay home?" He asked.
"Haruko called my school and told them I was sick. She said I was too weak to go today." Kurama sat up.
"Why are you wearing that hat?" Hiei asked, Kurama shrugged, "Can I take it off?"
"No!" Kurama held it to his head as Hiei tried to take it off, Haruko walked in.
"Lunch is ready, oh, will you be staying too?" She asked Hiei.
"Uh, okay." He backed away from her, remembering the kiss she gave him.
"Come on out to the kitchen." She left to the kitchen, they got up and followed, Kurama's hands on his head to keep the hat from being removed. She set out three bowls and filled them with ramen.
"Why did you make so much?" Kurama asked.
"I usually eat a lot." She said, Kurama noticed Kanchi was gone.
"Where's the robot...Kanchi?" He asked.
"He's out running some errands." She ate some of her ramen.
"What?!? You sent that robot out in public?" He asked.
"Yeah." She said.
"What did my mom do when she met him?" He poked at his ramen.
"She flipped out for a little while, then she said as long as he doesn't make a mess he can stay." She finished her ramen and put the bowl in the sink. Hiei held out his empty bowl.
"More please." She filled it again.
"You haven't touched your ramen Shuichi." She said.
"I will," he ate some and pushed the bowl away, "I'm not that hungry."
"It'll be okay." Haruko took the bowl and ate the remaining ramen and put the bowl in the sink, Hiei handed her his bowl and she put it in there too.
"You wanna go somewhere?" Hiei asked Kurama.
"Sure, Haruko, I'll be back sometime later." Kurama got up and got his jacket.
"Okay." She leaned out of the kitchen, "Check in every once in a while."
"I will, bye." Kurama and Hiei left, they went to a large grassy field outside of town.
"So, what's underneath the hat? You never wear hats, you're hiding something." Hiei said.
"There is nothing there." Kurama sat on the ground and watched as Hiei ran around slashing away at the neck high grass on the other side of the field. Kurama laid down and stared at the clouds going passed, he dozed off for a little while. The sound of an engine pulling up behind him and turning off woke him up, he turned around. It was Haruko, she was getting off her vespa, she had a very short, fluffy skirt on, the breeze kept lifting it up, exposing her blue lacey panties. Kurama blushed.
"Hey Shuichi, just here to check up on you, it's been almost two hours since you left. I was getting worried." She got down on her knees beside him and began to rub against him. His head began to hurt. Kanchi landed next to Hiei.
"You're weird." Hiei said, question marks flashed on Kanchi's screen, "Don't look at me like that!"
"Oh, I feel-so, so-weird." Kurama got up and began to stumble, his hat flew off as the "horns" began to get larger.
"What the hell is that?!" Hiei asked.
"Not again!" Kurama yelled, something large came out of his head. It was a large robot that looked like a bull, it had the Medical Mechanica symbol on it. Kanchi immediately stated acting funny, he attacked the robot. The bull horned Kanchi and sent him backward.
"My turn!" Haruko started her guitar up and ran at the robot. The robot turned around and kicked her straight into Hiei.
"Haruko! Hiei!" Kurama yelled, Kanchi began to attack it again, but it seemed useless. Kanchi jumped and landed in front of Kurama, he had a strange mouth thing on his chest. It opened up to reveal rows of large teeth, a tongue shot out and wrapped around the very confused Kurama, it drug him in; eating him.
"Kurama!" Hiei yelled. Inside Kanchi a large light bulb was screwed in his head, once it was in it lite up; Kanchi turned red.
"Kurama?" Haruko asked herself. Kanchi attacked the robot, but he was sent backwards, he stopped and transformed into a cannon. He shot a red ball out, ripping it through the robot's chest, the robot bull snorted and charged.
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" Haruko yelled gleefully as she stated her guitar up and slammed the robot in the head, there was a huge explosion. Hiei was yelling at Kanchi to give Kurama back when Haruko landed next to them. Kanchi made a weird noise and released Kurama, he stood up.
"Is it over?" He asked.
"I think so." Hiei said. Haruko had walked over to the burning and smoking pile of debris. She turned around, her guitar slung over her shoulder, her green eyes shinning from the fire, her skirt flowing. To Kurama she looked like an angel, sent to him from the heavens above. At that moment, he knew, he wanted Haruko more than anything else in the world.