I'm baaacccckkkkk!
Life: this chapter is soooooo gonna suck....
Me: Shudap idiot.
Life: Make me!
Me: *raises an eyebrow* OK *catches one of his ears in her hand and rubs it.*
Life: Stop! RRRRRRRR! *eyes go magenta*
Me: ^^; on with the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Life's eye color/mood charts are in the other chapters. NOTE I"M SuPPOSED TO BE FIFTEEN IN THIS....NOT THE AGE I AM NOW. Add two years 2 my Voices's Ages
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Life's POV
Just remeber that you like sexy, curvy vixens of females.....not brainy, nerdy, twerpy girls with no curves.
With that settled, I roll over on my side and prepare to get a good night's sleep. As I started to drift off I hear a schreech of Flaunt's and, being in my groggy state, ignore it! I fell into a dream-filled sleep. My dreams filled with angels with dark and light hair.
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Ally's POV.
The next morning Anjel woke me up early.
"WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!" shouted Anjel as she threw ice cold water on me. I screamed and woke up instantly. I glared at the jaguar youkai and growled my pathetic human growl before laying back down. I"m not a happy camper in the morning. Anjel...pissed and wanting to get a head start on finding my outfit to 'seduce' Life in, dragged me outta bed and threw me into a tub full of water.
"Anjeeeeelllll!" I whine, standing up in the tub, my PJ's soaked and weighing me down.
"Come on! We need to get a move on it! We gotta get u an outfit for your plan!" Smirks Anjel. I blush remember the plan and walk into my room, dripping wet, to get my normal blue jeans and a long tee to wear. When I'm ready Anjel pulls me out the door and down the stairs. We stopped into the kitchen to grab something to eat to find Life there....great...my plan will be ruined.
But lucky me....he had fallen asleep at the table....his hair had fallen into a bowl of Frosted flakes and milk. I sighed slightly and went to grab a cereal bar from the cupboard. And as I was leaving I gently pulled his hair out of the bowl, trying to be careful not to wake him. Anjel was waitin in the door way giving me a look that told me she thought I would be a great girl for some guy some day. Riiiiiggghhhht.....-_-; i'm not really.....
Anjel rushes out to her fire truck red 1975 toyota celica, which was parked out on the curb. As we took off I saw the three fangirls come and pick up the Inu Cast and Voices. I shake my head...feeling sorry for my charges who had to put up with the crazy fangirls. Pooooooorrrrrrr Inu......-_-;
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Flaunt POV (the horror! The horror!)
That BITCH! I know SHE did this! She put Nair in my shampoo! That BITCH! SHe is sooooo going to pay! I don't care if she made me up! Allyson is going to pay for ruining my beautiful hair.....my poor golden locks, washed down in the slimy and mucky sewers. She is trying to take Life from me and now she wants to ruin my looks! I mean come on! Give up on him Life's mine and I'm more beautiful....not to mention sexier than she could ever be.....She will pay...mark my words....She will pay..
(A/N: ~.~; Can anyone say 'Get over it!' ?)
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Ally's POV
We were at the mall....looking in some store called, "We got It" I have no fuking clue who'd name their store that! But anyway Anjel and me were looking for a sexy outfit...one that'd look good on me, but not too showy.
"oooooo! This one would look great! It's Sexy and Tomboyish!" squealed Anjel....she was holding up a leather dress, cut real low in a v-neck, and cut real short to show off leg. I was kinda a tube one...no straps.
"uh......Anjel....no." I shook my head and she facefaulted. I looked around and found a kewl tank with a red dragon print on the chest. Red mettalic letters printed over the dragon said, "I don't bite....Too hard."
"That is awesome! U have to get it!" Anjel squealed. I sweatdropped and went to try it on with a really short black skirt. When I came out I was a little embarassed, but Anjel just loved it.
"This shirt clings to my chest!" I whined, going a little crimson, "And this skirt is too short!"
"Nonsense! The shirt is clinging but it is slimming! And the skirt is showing off your beautiful legs! That is the perfect outfit!" Anjel squeals.
Ten minutes later, after much convincing, whining, and complimenting, Anjel bought the outfit for me. I already had shoes, leather boots acutally with studs on them, to go with my outift. Good thing I had grabbed them before getting out of my house earlier this morning. I sigh wondereing how the Inu cast and my Voices are doing.
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At Seiya's house w/ Am and Ki.
"Ahhhhhhhhh get them away from me!" shouted Inu, who was being backed into a wall by three fangirls. Sessy was tied to a chair, a look of horrified fear placed on his features a gag in his mouth.
"Oh come one Inu! We just wanta pet your ears!" squealed Seiya, reaching up to try and grab his ears. Inu jerked his head away and said, "Where's the others?"
There's banging coming from a nearby closet. Inside we see all the Inu cast, besides Inu Sess and Miroku, tied up and gagged. Kikyou was trying desperately to kill the 'Door demon' with her hard head of steel. Finally she ended up on the floor with swirly eyes and everyone trying to sit down and fart on her face. (A/N: o.O;; where'd that come from?)
"Help me!" shouted Miroku, who was upstairs,Am had tied him up there and had gone back up to 'keep him company'. Inu looked fearfully at the front door, then to the stairs and at the two crazy fangirls in front of him.
"Awww....Shitit!" yelled Inu as Seiya dived at him and was stuck to his ears like a tick. She was cooing over his ears and how cute he was and shit.
Ki had Naraku out of the closet and strapped to the drive way, she was trying to kill him by running the lawn mower over him again and again. All it accomplished was getting him horny.....(o.O;;; ewwwwww......) When that failed she decided to try and run over him with a steam roller....no luck. O well.... she thought as she walked back inside, if the steam roller hadn't even made him scream out in agony she didn't know what would. AS she walked in she heard a bird cry, a splat, and Narkaku screaming in horror of the "EVIL BIRD CRAP" on his chest. She strolled back in, contentedly, and decided to get Joker out of the closet.
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Life's POV
I woke up three hours after I had sat down to eat. It was ten. Damn! I still had to take a shower and shit! I threw out the soggy Frosted Flakes and ran to my room. After stripping of my clothes (^_^ JUST had to right that!) I hopped into the shower and rinsed off. I wrapped a towel around me and got out of the shower. Smelling no one else around I decided to run down into the laundry room and grab some clothes to wear, being all my fucking clothes still being washed.
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Ally's POV
"Anjel I can't do this!" I whined. I had changed at the mall so I wouldn't have to go in and let Life see me before I went inside. My stomach was in a knot
"Oh hush! You will be a natural at this. I'll see ya' later!" she squealed as she took off down the road with Koga in her car, bound and gagged in the back seat. ^.^ Anjel always gets wot she wants. I sigh and walk into my house, first making sure my outfit wasn't messed up. I hoped that Life was still asleep so I could get myself ready.
Oh boy....was I wrong.....I guess I should have knocked first. I felt my face heat up as I stared at a dripping wet Life, with only a towel around his middle...just enough to be appropriate to walk around the house. I looked him up and down at looked up at his eyes. He was frozen as I was...his eyes were magena, meaning he was embarassed.
I took a deep breath and thought, Well it's now or never. And started to walk up to him.
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At Seiya's house.
Well....let's just say that the Inu cast and voices got out of the closet and were reaking havoc. Inu had gotten away from his crazed fan, Seiya. Sessy was untied by Rin when she escaped the closet, and now he was trying to get away on a trike with Rin on his back. He wasn't going very fast....it would have taken him a year to get from the kitchen to the living room.....-_-; idiot. Miroku was nowhere. Sango was trying to get away by throwing her boomerang then jumping on...and riding like a surfboard through a window. But it came back to the house.
Shippou, Kohaku, and Souta were running around screaming like hell was after them. They were runing around with pointy objects in hand and makeup on thier faces acting like a tribe from the deep amazon. Outcast was still standing in the closet...gag and rope clenched in her fists and pissed as hell. Flaunt had disappeared and on TV you heard a news broadcast about some psychotic man in a chiken suit trying to take over the world with a teddy bear....right now he was in Tokyo....trying to gain forces with Godzilla who he claimed was sleeping under the Pacific Ocean..... Okaaaaayyyy..... Kikyou was dropped right outside the closet door...still swirly eyed and smelling like shit...but she always does so...But the others had used her hard head as a battering ram to get and it worked.
Naraku was 'dead' outside...killed by the toxic fumes of the purple bird shit on his chest.
"LUNCH TIME! COME AND GET IT! RAMEN AND ODEN!" shouted Seiya from the dining room where dozens and dozens of bowls or Ramen was laid out or Oden (OK I'm pathetic but WOT is Oden? IS it soup or what?) Everything in the house went silent and then the sounds of stampeding feet rushed into the dining room.
"OK! All are accounted for!" shouted Ki who was doing a head count when everyone came in. Even Arrogant who was all the way in Tokyo hurried back for the food.
"HEY! Girls do you have enough food for my friend Isabell?" asked Arrogant.
"Who's Isabell?" asked Am suspicously. Outside you hear a loud jurassic-like roar and ppl shouting, "HOLY SHIT! IT'S GODZILLA RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Arrogant gave an innocent smile (o.O; right) and went back to eating...the question obviously answered.
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Hi! This is kinda short but it is a little funny and might get a little more....uh...steamy in the next chappie.....MAYBE...Tell me if I should put a lemon....or if I shouldn't.... ^_^ Wait til Life sees what I have instore from him next....Oh and to answer Seiya about being flamed alived...I meant by flamers who won't like my story! ^^ I'm sooo pessimitic sometimes!
Life: -_-; riiiiggghhhtttttt.....
Me: *Looks at Life and blushes* I saw you in a TOWEL!
Life: Sooo...I saw you in a skimpy outifite *eyes go dark green*
Me: o.O;;;;; HENTAI-ISH THOUGHTs! WHat are you thinking LIFE!?
Life: *Looks at me and eyes go a little darker with a tinge of magenta* Nothing.
Me: Ur eyes are dark green though!
Life: . *Blushes* Uhhhhh........
Life: this chapter is soooooo gonna suck....
Me: Shudap idiot.
Life: Make me!
Me: *raises an eyebrow* OK *catches one of his ears in her hand and rubs it.*
Life: Stop! RRRRRRRR! *eyes go magenta*
Me: ^^; on with the story!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Life's eye color/mood charts are in the other chapters. NOTE I"M SuPPOSED TO BE FIFTEEN IN THIS....NOT THE AGE I AM NOW. Add two years 2 my Voices's Ages
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Life's POV
Just remeber that you like sexy, curvy vixens of females.....not brainy, nerdy, twerpy girls with no curves.
With that settled, I roll over on my side and prepare to get a good night's sleep. As I started to drift off I hear a schreech of Flaunt's and, being in my groggy state, ignore it! I fell into a dream-filled sleep. My dreams filled with angels with dark and light hair.
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Ally's POV.
The next morning Anjel woke me up early.
"WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAKEY!" shouted Anjel as she threw ice cold water on me. I screamed and woke up instantly. I glared at the jaguar youkai and growled my pathetic human growl before laying back down. I"m not a happy camper in the morning. Anjel...pissed and wanting to get a head start on finding my outfit to 'seduce' Life in, dragged me outta bed and threw me into a tub full of water.
"Anjeeeeelllll!" I whine, standing up in the tub, my PJ's soaked and weighing me down.
"Come on! We need to get a move on it! We gotta get u an outfit for your plan!" Smirks Anjel. I blush remember the plan and walk into my room, dripping wet, to get my normal blue jeans and a long tee to wear. When I'm ready Anjel pulls me out the door and down the stairs. We stopped into the kitchen to grab something to eat to find Life there....great...my plan will be ruined.
But lucky me....he had fallen asleep at the table....his hair had fallen into a bowl of Frosted flakes and milk. I sighed slightly and went to grab a cereal bar from the cupboard. And as I was leaving I gently pulled his hair out of the bowl, trying to be careful not to wake him. Anjel was waitin in the door way giving me a look that told me she thought I would be a great girl for some guy some day. Riiiiiggghhhht.....-_-; i'm not really.....
Anjel rushes out to her fire truck red 1975 toyota celica, which was parked out on the curb. As we took off I saw the three fangirls come and pick up the Inu Cast and Voices. I shake my head...feeling sorry for my charges who had to put up with the crazy fangirls. Pooooooorrrrrrr Inu......-_-;
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Flaunt POV (the horror! The horror!)
That BITCH! I know SHE did this! She put Nair in my shampoo! That BITCH! SHe is sooooo going to pay! I don't care if she made me up! Allyson is going to pay for ruining my beautiful hair.....my poor golden locks, washed down in the slimy and mucky sewers. She is trying to take Life from me and now she wants to ruin my looks! I mean come on! Give up on him Life's mine and I'm more beautiful....not to mention sexier than she could ever be.....She will pay...mark my words....She will pay..
(A/N: ~.~; Can anyone say 'Get over it!' ?)
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Ally's POV
We were at the mall....looking in some store called, "We got It" I have no fuking clue who'd name their store that! But anyway Anjel and me were looking for a sexy outfit...one that'd look good on me, but not too showy.
"oooooo! This one would look great! It's Sexy and Tomboyish!" squealed Anjel....she was holding up a leather dress, cut real low in a v-neck, and cut real short to show off leg. I was kinda a tube one...no straps.
"uh......Anjel....no." I shook my head and she facefaulted. I looked around and found a kewl tank with a red dragon print on the chest. Red mettalic letters printed over the dragon said, "I don't bite....Too hard."
"That is awesome! U have to get it!" Anjel squealed. I sweatdropped and went to try it on with a really short black skirt. When I came out I was a little embarassed, but Anjel just loved it.
"This shirt clings to my chest!" I whined, going a little crimson, "And this skirt is too short!"
"Nonsense! The shirt is clinging but it is slimming! And the skirt is showing off your beautiful legs! That is the perfect outfit!" Anjel squeals.
Ten minutes later, after much convincing, whining, and complimenting, Anjel bought the outfit for me. I already had shoes, leather boots acutally with studs on them, to go with my outift. Good thing I had grabbed them before getting out of my house earlier this morning. I sigh wondereing how the Inu cast and my Voices are doing.
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At Seiya's house w/ Am and Ki.
"Ahhhhhhhhh get them away from me!" shouted Inu, who was being backed into a wall by three fangirls. Sessy was tied to a chair, a look of horrified fear placed on his features a gag in his mouth.
"Oh come one Inu! We just wanta pet your ears!" squealed Seiya, reaching up to try and grab his ears. Inu jerked his head away and said, "Where's the others?"
There's banging coming from a nearby closet. Inside we see all the Inu cast, besides Inu Sess and Miroku, tied up and gagged. Kikyou was trying desperately to kill the 'Door demon' with her hard head of steel. Finally she ended up on the floor with swirly eyes and everyone trying to sit down and fart on her face. (A/N: o.O;; where'd that come from?)
"Help me!" shouted Miroku, who was upstairs,Am had tied him up there and had gone back up to 'keep him company'. Inu looked fearfully at the front door, then to the stairs and at the two crazy fangirls in front of him.
"Awww....Shitit!" yelled Inu as Seiya dived at him and was stuck to his ears like a tick. She was cooing over his ears and how cute he was and shit.
Ki had Naraku out of the closet and strapped to the drive way, she was trying to kill him by running the lawn mower over him again and again. All it accomplished was getting him horny.....(o.O;;; ewwwwww......) When that failed she decided to try and run over him with a steam roller....no luck. O well.... she thought as she walked back inside, if the steam roller hadn't even made him scream out in agony she didn't know what would. AS she walked in she heard a bird cry, a splat, and Narkaku screaming in horror of the "EVIL BIRD CRAP" on his chest. She strolled back in, contentedly, and decided to get Joker out of the closet.
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Life's POV
I woke up three hours after I had sat down to eat. It was ten. Damn! I still had to take a shower and shit! I threw out the soggy Frosted Flakes and ran to my room. After stripping of my clothes (^_^ JUST had to right that!) I hopped into the shower and rinsed off. I wrapped a towel around me and got out of the shower. Smelling no one else around I decided to run down into the laundry room and grab some clothes to wear, being all my fucking clothes still being washed.
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Ally's POV
"Anjel I can't do this!" I whined. I had changed at the mall so I wouldn't have to go in and let Life see me before I went inside. My stomach was in a knot
"Oh hush! You will be a natural at this. I'll see ya' later!" she squealed as she took off down the road with Koga in her car, bound and gagged in the back seat. ^.^ Anjel always gets wot she wants. I sigh and walk into my house, first making sure my outfit wasn't messed up. I hoped that Life was still asleep so I could get myself ready.
Oh boy....was I wrong.....I guess I should have knocked first. I felt my face heat up as I stared at a dripping wet Life, with only a towel around his middle...just enough to be appropriate to walk around the house. I looked him up and down at looked up at his eyes. He was frozen as I was...his eyes were magena, meaning he was embarassed.
I took a deep breath and thought, Well it's now or never. And started to walk up to him.
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At Seiya's house.
Well....let's just say that the Inu cast and voices got out of the closet and were reaking havoc. Inu had gotten away from his crazed fan, Seiya. Sessy was untied by Rin when she escaped the closet, and now he was trying to get away on a trike with Rin on his back. He wasn't going very fast....it would have taken him a year to get from the kitchen to the living room.....-_-; idiot. Miroku was nowhere. Sango was trying to get away by throwing her boomerang then jumping on...and riding like a surfboard through a window. But it came back to the house.
Shippou, Kohaku, and Souta were running around screaming like hell was after them. They were runing around with pointy objects in hand and makeup on thier faces acting like a tribe from the deep amazon. Outcast was still standing in the closet...gag and rope clenched in her fists and pissed as hell. Flaunt had disappeared and on TV you heard a news broadcast about some psychotic man in a chiken suit trying to take over the world with a teddy bear....right now he was in Tokyo....trying to gain forces with Godzilla who he claimed was sleeping under the Pacific Ocean..... Okaaaaayyyy..... Kikyou was dropped right outside the closet door...still swirly eyed and smelling like shit...but she always does so...But the others had used her hard head as a battering ram to get and it worked.
Naraku was 'dead' outside...killed by the toxic fumes of the purple bird shit on his chest.
"LUNCH TIME! COME AND GET IT! RAMEN AND ODEN!" shouted Seiya from the dining room where dozens and dozens of bowls or Ramen was laid out or Oden (OK I'm pathetic but WOT is Oden? IS it soup or what?) Everything in the house went silent and then the sounds of stampeding feet rushed into the dining room.
"OK! All are accounted for!" shouted Ki who was doing a head count when everyone came in. Even Arrogant who was all the way in Tokyo hurried back for the food.
"HEY! Girls do you have enough food for my friend Isabell?" asked Arrogant.
"Who's Isabell?" asked Am suspicously. Outside you hear a loud jurassic-like roar and ppl shouting, "HOLY SHIT! IT'S GODZILLA RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
Arrogant gave an innocent smile (o.O; right) and went back to eating...the question obviously answered.
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Hi! This is kinda short but it is a little funny and might get a little more....uh...steamy in the next chappie.....MAYBE...Tell me if I should put a lemon....or if I shouldn't.... ^_^ Wait til Life sees what I have instore from him next....Oh and to answer Seiya about being flamed alived...I meant by flamers who won't like my story! ^^ I'm sooo pessimitic sometimes!
Life: -_-; riiiiggghhhtttttt.....
Me: *Looks at Life and blushes* I saw you in a TOWEL!
Life: Sooo...I saw you in a skimpy outifite *eyes go dark green*
Me: o.O;;;;; HENTAI-ISH THOUGHTs! WHat are you thinking LIFE!?
Life: *Looks at me and eyes go a little darker with a tinge of magenta* Nothing.
Me: Ur eyes are dark green though!
Life: . *Blushes* Uhhhhh........