Author's note: I'm back, and guess what, the next chapter is the end of Kurama's Housekeeper, but there is a part two! It's more of a Kurama x Haruko one. Anyway, I own no one. Enjoy!
Chapter Five
Kurama was walking to his room, he could hear Haruko talking.
"What do you mean you think I have personal feelings for him?" He heard here ask, "It's not about liking or disliking. The channel to N.O. is still open. Damn, lost connection." He opened the door, Haruko was holding an electronic dog, she had a night slip on and every time she moved it exposed her butt.
"Get some clothes on." Kurama said.
"Huh?" She asked.
"Who were you talking to? Who was just here?" He crossed his arms. Haruko swung around and was suddenly dressed like Elvis, with her guitar.
"Elvis!" She said.
"I mean normal people." He said.
"It's Haruko's master the guitar in three minute second class! Chicks dig it!" She said strumming on her guitar.
"Huh?"
"You could be big like Def Leopard, Kiss, or Metallica!" She yelled.
"You're strange." He said. She started waving her guitar fast, she took off like a helicopter. "Ahh!" He had fallen on his bed and she landed on top of him. Hiei was now sitting in the window, enjoying his view of Haruko.
"Shuichi, I need to teach you how to be a man." He tried to avoid her but something was coming out of the back of his head making his face get close to hers. It was another horn. She took advantage of the and kissed him very passionately, something else popped up too. Hiei was pissed. "Oooo..Shuichi, that's more like it."
"The horn!" Kurama said.
"I know." She grinned and kissed him again.
"Stop it!" Hiei yelled. They sat up and Haruko acted innocent, "Kurama, I can never forgive you, you were doing perverted things with my Haruko."
"Your Haruko?!" Kurama asked, "Anyway, I didn't want-"
"Shut up!" Hiei shouted, "We shall do battle, for Haruko."
"I'm for that!" Haruko said raising her hand.
"Oh, Haruko." Hiei said in a very dreamy state, "Here's my katana, it's all for you!" Hiei jumped out of his clothes toward Haruko.
"Oh no you don't" Kurama slammed him with his EB-0, straight into a wall, "Save it for if you win the duel."
"Oh, I will win it. Um, what are we dueling with? Hiei asked putting his clothes back on. Kurama was looking through his closet.
"These." He pulled out a gun.
"That?!? That's a high powered paint ball gun, it could put my third eye out!" Hiei shouted.
"That's the risk of the duel." Kurama said.
"Yay!" Haruko bounced on the bed.
***********
Kurama laid on the ground of a big field, tall grass was everywhere. He had his gun ready. Haruko snaked up behind him and wrapped her arms and legs around him.
"Hey!" He said, she started to rub against him. Hiei was standing next to Kanchi.
"What's the matter Kurama? Scared?" He saw Kurama and Haruko, it looked like they were rubbing against each other, "Ahh! Die!" He and Kanchi began to shoot at them.
"Stop trying to use me as a shield!" Kurama and Haruko got away. "Why aren't you helping?"
"My guitar isn't plugged in." She strummed on her guitar.
"Why did you bring that?!" He asked.
"I felt like it." She started acting funny, "We're screwed."
"Why?" They heard gun fire, they stood up and began to return shots.
******
Kitsurubami opened the roof of her car and brought out a missile launcher.
"Commander, I have the target in sight." She said into a phone. Amarao was on a salon somewhere with his cell phone.
"Okay, what color is it?" He asked.
"Blue, I repeat, it's blue." She aimed at Kanchi, "They're playing some sort of game, it looks stupid."
"Fire, now!"
"Blue!" She began to fire, "Blue! Blue! Cobalt blue! Damn you cyborg!" She fired the last round.
"Cyborg my butt!" Haruko hit the last one with her guitar, sending it back to her.
"Confusing robots with cyborgs is a common mistake." Yusuke said holding Puu.
"Ahhh!"
"Kitsurubami! Kitsurubami!" Amarao yelled. Kitsurubami slammed into Hiei, sending them both into the river.
"I'm leaving it to you robot!" Hiei shouted.
"All right! One more and I win!" Kurama said pointing his gun at Kanchi. They began to fire at each other. After a while they ran into the road, Kurama was run over by someone on a bicycle.
"Sorry, Kurama." It was Kuwabara.
"It's okay." Kurama hid his gun.
"Is the gun real?" He asked.
"No, uh, Kanchi go get me something to drink!" Kurama said as Kanchi flew off.
"Is it true?" Kuwabara asked.
"Is what true?"
"That it was you that save the city from the bomb! And it's you that controls that killer robot!"
"Well...." Kurama hid his face in the hood of his sweater, he wore the sweater to hide the horn coming out of his head. It felt like something went click inside his head.
"Wow! That's so cool!"
********
"Kitsurubami!" Amarao said in a muffled voice since there was a towel over his face.
"Sir, if I could get you to hold still." The salon lady said washing his hair, "So sir, what color do you want your hair?"
"I don't know."
"Red, blonde, orange....or maybe, fooly cooly color?" Dhe grinned evily.
"Fooly cooly color?" He asked. There was a click of a loading gun and a shing of a blade. He had his gun to the woman's head, it was Haruko, and she had a razor blade to his neck, "Raharu!"
"What's with the eyebrows? An attempt at bushy masculine charm?" She growled. He got out of his chair and began to fire his gun, she was blocking the bullets with the razor.
********
Kurama sat with Yusuke, who was walking around pointing the gun at things, they were at the river bank. Kurama was drinking his drink.
"You like the kind with pulp now?" Yusuke asked, "And Haruko, she likes the kind with pulp?"
"Well, uh....." Kurama said,
"Under the hood? Is it folly cooly again?" He asked, "You're changing Kurama."
"Uh." Kurama hid most of his face in his hood.
"You used to be so level headed, but now you're doing fooly cooly and googley googley and kissy kissy." Something went click inside of Kurama's head again. Yusuke pointed the gun at him
********
Amarao ran out of bullets, Haruko was standing there unharmed. The bullets were on the floor, they split in half from the blade.
"I'm not a kid anymore, I'm an adult now. I can buy my own insurance and everything." He put his sunglasses on and a bunch of men in black suits came out, "Get her!" She backed up to a door and swung her guitar out of nowhere. The door flew open as men ran in, she blew the door off and began to fire at everyone.
"You'll never get me!" She shouted. They piled on top of her, there was a loud boom as they scattered. The only ones left standing were her and Amarao.
********
"Yusuke pulled the trigger, firing repeatedly on Kurama's head.
"Ow! What was that for?" He asked.
"For changing." Yusuke said.
"Fine." Kurama got up and grabbed Yusuke's wrist, dragging him somewhere, "You're right, I miss the old days, before she showed up."
"Ow, Kurama, that hurts." He dragged Yusuke to the most expense cafe in town.
"We'll get something here and talk about good times and old battles." He said.
"Why are you doing this?" Yusuke asked.
"So we can talk." Kurama said.
"Leave me alone, let me go." Yusuke said.
"You still like me."
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do!" He felt the click again, but this time something fired out of his forehead into the ground. It was another robot with the MM symbol on it, it was really tall. Kurama and Yusuke were on its "hat."
*******
Haruko and Amarao were running though the streets, firing at each other. She was grinning wickedly.
"That robot has to be stopped." She looked at him funny, "When it turns red, it's Atomsk."
"Shut up! You are a thousand years under evolved, primitive monkey!" She shouted.
"That's discriminatory language used against under developed species." The big robot reared up over the buildings, "See? Medical Mechanica is transporting these monstrosities here to destroy this planet!"
"Shut up!" She swung her guitar.
"You can't do that here!" He yelled.
"Fooly cooly, fooly coola!" She spun the guitar in circles, "Fooly cooly, fooly coola!" He blushed as something popped out of his forehead.
"Hey!"
"Pitiful, as usual. Shuichi is more manly." She waved it, "Ta ta!" She pulled on the cord of the guitar and took off.
"Damn you! What do you see in that high school kid?" Amarao was missing his eyebrows, "My eyebrows, where are my eyebrows?" His phone rung.
**********
"Commander, I lost the target. It flies around like it's never heard of gravity." She coughed, Kanchi was now hovering in front of her, "Ahhh!"
"Kitsurubami!?!" She heard Amarao ask, she was too busy shooting at Kanchi.
"Get away!" He held his hand out to help her up.
********
"Kurama!" Yusuke shouted, "I've got to stop this thing!"
"Yusuke, listen to me!" Kurama slapped him, "Don't waste your energy! I'm going to be the one that saves you! Kanchi!" Kanchi fell from the sky landing next to him.
"Huh?"
"I'm the one going to save this place!" Kurama got inside Kanchi's mouth and was eaten. Kanchi turned red. Explosions ran up the robot, Haruko was flying on her guitar, in a bunny outfit. She was using a small guitar as a sling shot.
"Haa yaa!" She shot more rounds. She then had a huge hand gun in her face, "Uh oh!" It began to fire and she dodged.
"Haruko?!?" Yusuke yelled, he was picked up by Kanchi and placed in a safe place away from the robot. Haruko was knocked off her guitar, Kanchi caught her. The robot was now shooting a huge shotgun.
"Useless!" She threw the small guitar down. She punched Kanchi making him transform into the canon, he shot the red orb out. The robot shot it in the opposite direction. Haruko went to attack it, but it did a back flip and fired all five guns at her.
******
"This is the end!" Amarao yelled as he and Kitsurubami drove down the road, "It's going to activate the plant! Ahhh!" Huge bullet shell fell everywhere around them.
********
Kanchi caught Haruko, his screen lit up as a red beam came out. He grabbed and pulled it out the rest of the way.
"Atomsk's guitar! A flying V." Haruko shouted in surprise. Kanchi sat her down on the ground. He attacked the robot with so much force it sent it over Medical Mechanica. He ripped through it, it stopped moving and turned into a stone hand.
*******
Yusuke was staring at the red glowing ball, it popped and Kurama was now laying on the ground. Kanchi landed next to Yusuke, Haruko landed, in big heels, on Kurama's chest.
"Atomsk." She said dreamily, she stared at Kanchi with hearts in her eyes. The only thing that could be heard were the grunts made by Kurama, then Yusuke spoke up.
"Ouch."
Chapter Five
Kurama was walking to his room, he could hear Haruko talking.
"What do you mean you think I have personal feelings for him?" He heard here ask, "It's not about liking or disliking. The channel to N.O. is still open. Damn, lost connection." He opened the door, Haruko was holding an electronic dog, she had a night slip on and every time she moved it exposed her butt.
"Get some clothes on." Kurama said.
"Huh?" She asked.
"Who were you talking to? Who was just here?" He crossed his arms. Haruko swung around and was suddenly dressed like Elvis, with her guitar.
"Elvis!" She said.
"I mean normal people." He said.
"It's Haruko's master the guitar in three minute second class! Chicks dig it!" She said strumming on her guitar.
"Huh?"
"You could be big like Def Leopard, Kiss, or Metallica!" She yelled.
"You're strange." He said. She started waving her guitar fast, she took off like a helicopter. "Ahh!" He had fallen on his bed and she landed on top of him. Hiei was now sitting in the window, enjoying his view of Haruko.
"Shuichi, I need to teach you how to be a man." He tried to avoid her but something was coming out of the back of his head making his face get close to hers. It was another horn. She took advantage of the and kissed him very passionately, something else popped up too. Hiei was pissed. "Oooo..Shuichi, that's more like it."
"The horn!" Kurama said.
"I know." She grinned and kissed him again.
"Stop it!" Hiei yelled. They sat up and Haruko acted innocent, "Kurama, I can never forgive you, you were doing perverted things with my Haruko."
"Your Haruko?!" Kurama asked, "Anyway, I didn't want-"
"Shut up!" Hiei shouted, "We shall do battle, for Haruko."
"I'm for that!" Haruko said raising her hand.
"Oh, Haruko." Hiei said in a very dreamy state, "Here's my katana, it's all for you!" Hiei jumped out of his clothes toward Haruko.
"Oh no you don't" Kurama slammed him with his EB-0, straight into a wall, "Save it for if you win the duel."
"Oh, I will win it. Um, what are we dueling with? Hiei asked putting his clothes back on. Kurama was looking through his closet.
"These." He pulled out a gun.
"That?!? That's a high powered paint ball gun, it could put my third eye out!" Hiei shouted.
"That's the risk of the duel." Kurama said.
"Yay!" Haruko bounced on the bed.
***********
Kurama laid on the ground of a big field, tall grass was everywhere. He had his gun ready. Haruko snaked up behind him and wrapped her arms and legs around him.
"Hey!" He said, she started to rub against him. Hiei was standing next to Kanchi.
"What's the matter Kurama? Scared?" He saw Kurama and Haruko, it looked like they were rubbing against each other, "Ahh! Die!" He and Kanchi began to shoot at them.
"Stop trying to use me as a shield!" Kurama and Haruko got away. "Why aren't you helping?"
"My guitar isn't plugged in." She strummed on her guitar.
"Why did you bring that?!" He asked.
"I felt like it." She started acting funny, "We're screwed."
"Why?" They heard gun fire, they stood up and began to return shots.
******
Kitsurubami opened the roof of her car and brought out a missile launcher.
"Commander, I have the target in sight." She said into a phone. Amarao was on a salon somewhere with his cell phone.
"Okay, what color is it?" He asked.
"Blue, I repeat, it's blue." She aimed at Kanchi, "They're playing some sort of game, it looks stupid."
"Fire, now!"
"Blue!" She began to fire, "Blue! Blue! Cobalt blue! Damn you cyborg!" She fired the last round.
"Cyborg my butt!" Haruko hit the last one with her guitar, sending it back to her.
"Confusing robots with cyborgs is a common mistake." Yusuke said holding Puu.
"Ahhh!"
"Kitsurubami! Kitsurubami!" Amarao yelled. Kitsurubami slammed into Hiei, sending them both into the river.
"I'm leaving it to you robot!" Hiei shouted.
"All right! One more and I win!" Kurama said pointing his gun at Kanchi. They began to fire at each other. After a while they ran into the road, Kurama was run over by someone on a bicycle.
"Sorry, Kurama." It was Kuwabara.
"It's okay." Kurama hid his gun.
"Is the gun real?" He asked.
"No, uh, Kanchi go get me something to drink!" Kurama said as Kanchi flew off.
"Is it true?" Kuwabara asked.
"Is what true?"
"That it was you that save the city from the bomb! And it's you that controls that killer robot!"
"Well...." Kurama hid his face in the hood of his sweater, he wore the sweater to hide the horn coming out of his head. It felt like something went click inside his head.
"Wow! That's so cool!"
********
"Kitsurubami!" Amarao said in a muffled voice since there was a towel over his face.
"Sir, if I could get you to hold still." The salon lady said washing his hair, "So sir, what color do you want your hair?"
"I don't know."
"Red, blonde, orange....or maybe, fooly cooly color?" Dhe grinned evily.
"Fooly cooly color?" He asked. There was a click of a loading gun and a shing of a blade. He had his gun to the woman's head, it was Haruko, and she had a razor blade to his neck, "Raharu!"
"What's with the eyebrows? An attempt at bushy masculine charm?" She growled. He got out of his chair and began to fire his gun, she was blocking the bullets with the razor.
********
Kurama sat with Yusuke, who was walking around pointing the gun at things, they were at the river bank. Kurama was drinking his drink.
"You like the kind with pulp now?" Yusuke asked, "And Haruko, she likes the kind with pulp?"
"Well, uh....." Kurama said,
"Under the hood? Is it folly cooly again?" He asked, "You're changing Kurama."
"Uh." Kurama hid most of his face in his hood.
"You used to be so level headed, but now you're doing fooly cooly and googley googley and kissy kissy." Something went click inside of Kurama's head again. Yusuke pointed the gun at him
********
Amarao ran out of bullets, Haruko was standing there unharmed. The bullets were on the floor, they split in half from the blade.
"I'm not a kid anymore, I'm an adult now. I can buy my own insurance and everything." He put his sunglasses on and a bunch of men in black suits came out, "Get her!" She backed up to a door and swung her guitar out of nowhere. The door flew open as men ran in, she blew the door off and began to fire at everyone.
"You'll never get me!" She shouted. They piled on top of her, there was a loud boom as they scattered. The only ones left standing were her and Amarao.
********
"Yusuke pulled the trigger, firing repeatedly on Kurama's head.
"Ow! What was that for?" He asked.
"For changing." Yusuke said.
"Fine." Kurama got up and grabbed Yusuke's wrist, dragging him somewhere, "You're right, I miss the old days, before she showed up."
"Ow, Kurama, that hurts." He dragged Yusuke to the most expense cafe in town.
"We'll get something here and talk about good times and old battles." He said.
"Why are you doing this?" Yusuke asked.
"So we can talk." Kurama said.
"Leave me alone, let me go." Yusuke said.
"You still like me."
"No, I don't!"
"Yes, you do!" He felt the click again, but this time something fired out of his forehead into the ground. It was another robot with the MM symbol on it, it was really tall. Kurama and Yusuke were on its "hat."
*******
Haruko and Amarao were running though the streets, firing at each other. She was grinning wickedly.
"That robot has to be stopped." She looked at him funny, "When it turns red, it's Atomsk."
"Shut up! You are a thousand years under evolved, primitive monkey!" She shouted.
"That's discriminatory language used against under developed species." The big robot reared up over the buildings, "See? Medical Mechanica is transporting these monstrosities here to destroy this planet!"
"Shut up!" She swung her guitar.
"You can't do that here!" He yelled.
"Fooly cooly, fooly coola!" She spun the guitar in circles, "Fooly cooly, fooly coola!" He blushed as something popped out of his forehead.
"Hey!"
"Pitiful, as usual. Shuichi is more manly." She waved it, "Ta ta!" She pulled on the cord of the guitar and took off.
"Damn you! What do you see in that high school kid?" Amarao was missing his eyebrows, "My eyebrows, where are my eyebrows?" His phone rung.
**********
"Commander, I lost the target. It flies around like it's never heard of gravity." She coughed, Kanchi was now hovering in front of her, "Ahhh!"
"Kitsurubami!?!" She heard Amarao ask, she was too busy shooting at Kanchi.
"Get away!" He held his hand out to help her up.
********
"Kurama!" Yusuke shouted, "I've got to stop this thing!"
"Yusuke, listen to me!" Kurama slapped him, "Don't waste your energy! I'm going to be the one that saves you! Kanchi!" Kanchi fell from the sky landing next to him.
"Huh?"
"I'm the one going to save this place!" Kurama got inside Kanchi's mouth and was eaten. Kanchi turned red. Explosions ran up the robot, Haruko was flying on her guitar, in a bunny outfit. She was using a small guitar as a sling shot.
"Haa yaa!" She shot more rounds. She then had a huge hand gun in her face, "Uh oh!" It began to fire and she dodged.
"Haruko?!?" Yusuke yelled, he was picked up by Kanchi and placed in a safe place away from the robot. Haruko was knocked off her guitar, Kanchi caught her. The robot was now shooting a huge shotgun.
"Useless!" She threw the small guitar down. She punched Kanchi making him transform into the canon, he shot the red orb out. The robot shot it in the opposite direction. Haruko went to attack it, but it did a back flip and fired all five guns at her.
******
"This is the end!" Amarao yelled as he and Kitsurubami drove down the road, "It's going to activate the plant! Ahhh!" Huge bullet shell fell everywhere around them.
********
Kanchi caught Haruko, his screen lit up as a red beam came out. He grabbed and pulled it out the rest of the way.
"Atomsk's guitar! A flying V." Haruko shouted in surprise. Kanchi sat her down on the ground. He attacked the robot with so much force it sent it over Medical Mechanica. He ripped through it, it stopped moving and turned into a stone hand.
*******
Yusuke was staring at the red glowing ball, it popped and Kurama was now laying on the ground. Kanchi landed next to Yusuke, Haruko landed, in big heels, on Kurama's chest.
"Atomsk." She said dreamily, she stared at Kanchi with hearts in her eyes. The only thing that could be heard were the grunts made by Kurama, then Yusuke spoke up.
"Ouch."