CHAPTER NINE !
Me:*blushing really bad* Uh...hi....I think this one is going to be a little....ooooo....I dunno....sexy...so excuse me if I write it horribly. ^^ hehe...uhm.... I'm writing this little heading before everything else and I have no clue what to do for the next chappie so bear with me.
Life: -_-; I hate you...
Me: What brought that up?! *tears forming in eyes...*
Life: Are you PMSing?
Me: *BLUSH* Well it is about that time of month again.....(MAYBE) *BLUSH*
Life: o.O; sorry.....
Me: DID U JUST APOLOGIZE!?
Life: O.O NO! NOT ME!
Me: oh....
Disclaimer: U KNOW THE DRILL! I DO NOT OWN INU!
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Ally's POV *bLush blush blush"
Oh boy....was I wrong.....I guess I should have knocked first. I felt my face heat up as I stared at a dripping wet Life, with only a towel around his middle...just enough to be appropriate to walk around the house in. I looked him up and down at looked up at his eyes. He was frozen as I was...his eyes were magenta, meaning he was embarassed.
I took a deep breath and thought, Well it's now or never. And started to walk up to him. He was still frozen to the spot....probably too shocked at my outfit to move. God! Why did I tell Anjel my plan! ~mental groan~ When I was right in front of Life I stopped and looked up at him....he was still staring wide-eyed at me. I put on a smile, maybe sexy maybe not you decide, I tilted my head to the side, as if waiting for a reply....I couldn't help but smile at Life's speechlessness and shock.
I raised my hand and started tracing invisible designs on his chest....making him shiver at the feather light touch and making him look down at me like I was a psycho with a torcher that was about to flame him(LIke D .G.) . I smiled up at him again and this time he found his voice.
"What the hell are you doing wench?" He snapped, trying to look angry, but only geting the suspicious look.
"What does it look like?" I asked him quietly. His eyes got wide and his magenta eyes were more vivid....almost glowing...and just a hint of pink was on his cheeks..(His face cheeks on his buttcheeks for the hentais out there -_-;;;;;;)
I continued my feather soft caressing on him and walked around him. As if summing him up. I ran my finger down his spine and sent shivers through him. When I came back around to the front of him his eyes were closed, as if trying to control himself. ~Good~ I thought, ~must mean I'm not to bad at this.~
I smiled a devilish smile he couldn't see and stood right infront of him. I stood a little on my tiptoes and gently took a hold of his face in my hands. I leaned forward and kissed him on the lips....Not suspecting what to happen next.....
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At Seiya's house.
Inu POV
Everything died down after lunch. Sesshomaru finally fucking stopped trying to get away on the fucking trike and sat down to watch America's Funniest Home Videos. It really funny acutally. People pushing others off into pools and shit, one dude even ran into a stop sign....pathetic humans. IT would be even cooler if they pushed them off the cliff. Mwhahahahahah! that would be hilariASS!
I looked over to where Kagome was sitting with Sango, Souta, Kohaku, and Shippou. Miroku was still no where to be found. Hentai is probably downloading porn offa some shitty site. -_-; *sigh* lechers. Feh. Kikyou, and that bitch Flaunt aren't here either. Hmmmm....and where's Naraku? Probably being harassed by preschoolers....-_-; idiot.
~flashback~
When the Inu Cast was Chibis.
"Mwhahahahah!" said a screechy little kid in a baboon suit, he was holding up a huge bouncy ball five times bigger than him, "I have taken over the Goody Two Shitty Ball of Good! Now the WORLD and Kikyou!"
"Knock it off NaraKOOKOO!" snapped the little Inu Chibi, who was sitting on a trampoline.
"Trampoline!" shouted Kagome, running from nowhere then jumping amazingly high on to the trampoline. We see a little red dot off in the sky flailing.
"Sorry Inu!" shouted the little Kagome staring at the little dot who we can still hear screaming this: "SHIT IT! @%@!$#@ $ @%@ $! #!$!@$#@ 54@!$#!!@# 5$!%$@# %$@%@%!% $!%!%@%$@%" (A/N; THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS INU! AND YOU CAN FLY!)
"Where do you suppose he'll land?" asked Sessy indifferently to a ugly baby Jaken.
~end~
Where the hell did that flashback come from? Oh fuckit. *Sigh* boooooorrrrriiiiinnnnnnggggggg.....
"INU!" called out a sing-songy voice. Oh no...not her again!
Third person POV
We see Seiya enter carrying a leash. Inu has ducked under the couch, hiding from Seiya whilst making friends with Devouray Dustbunny.
"INU! Its your turn to take Isabell for a walk!" screamed Seiya, "I will not have a London sized turd in my house!"
(A/N: Anime fall....For those who don't understand....Leash+ Seiya= BAD for INU!)
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Life's POV
I stared at Ally who had just came up on her tiptoes and kissed me....I didn't do anything! I finally closed my eyes and decided to see just how far I could go without being HEEL-ed. I pushed my tongue up to her lips and she seemed to hesistate...but she let me in! Holy Shit of The GODS! As we battled for control in our mouths I battled for control of myself. I swear that little bitch just wants to torture me!
Finally she pulled away, gasping a little for breath as I was. I stared at her, wide-eyed and embarassed. She looked up at me, her big hazel eyes that were hidden under long lashes and behind glasses, and smiled. I felt my cheeks heat up and I still was breathing heavily.
"Maybe you should go and get dresssed." she smiled as she walked past me, like nothing happened. That little shit! She...She...she was....acting like I did at the amuzement park. That's her plan! She did that just to get back at me. Well now that that is over we'll get back to normal. Right?
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After a change of clothes and a cold shower. (Still Life's POV)
She was sitting on the couch when I came back in. Her head was on the armrest, supported by her arms. Her legs were folded under her and her neck was streched out as her head laid slightly on the rest and her arms. Damn! That fucking little bitch! She knows she got me horny and she's playing with me. She knows just as well as I do that the neck gives off the most scent of a female and when males get horny they can't help but...well.... I don't want to go there!
AS I neared toward her I knew she didn't know I was there. And my instincts, plus raging hormones, took over, I leaned over the back of the couch and took in her smell of cucumber melon (A/N ^^ Wot I wash with!). Then, because of fucking instincts, took a taste of her, licking her neck like a dog would. She was startled, she sat straight up and turned toward me. A sly smirk came across my lips.
"Wh-why did you lick me?" she asked, her breathing was shallow and her eyes were wide. I really spooked her.
"You taste good." I said...giving her the answer but not at the same time. I leaned over closer to her, pushed her long hair out of the way and kissed down and up hre neck. I took in her sweet scent and gently put my lips over her pulse spot. Her pulse skyrocketed.
"Wh-wh-what are you doing?" she whispered, her breathing had become more shallow. I pulled away a moment to get a good look at her face, her hazel eyes hidden behind glasses, her eyes were framed by long dark lashes, her lips which were trembling slightly, were a little red.
"What does it look like i'm doing?" I asked before claiming her lips in a long and sensual kiss. I wrapped my arms around her and carried her to my room.
(A/N: Pleeze x-cuse cruddyness...i'm really embarassed! Oh! And catch the frase that I used on him wich he used on me!)
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At Seiya's
Kagome's POV.
"Hey, wotcha' think Al's doing right now?" asked Joker, who was casually talking to Inu and Sessy and Miroku.
"Dunno." answered Sessy.
I couldn't help, but look over at Sango. We both giggled and the boys looked at us weirdly. I smiled and turned around to face the TV and watch Yu-Yu-Hakusho. Before I knew it Inu had jumped infront of me and gave me a questioning glare with his beautiful eyes that were the color of melted gold.
"Bitch do you know something that we don't?" Inu asked.
"N-no." I stuttered like an idiot and blushed. One because I remebered Al's devious plan, Two at Inu's close proximity.
"You're lying i can tell." growled Inu as he leaned further toward me, "WHat is it?"
"INU! SIT BOY!" I yelled at him and he went smashing into the ground at my feet.
"Kagome!" shouted Sango. I looked over at her worriedly.
"HE wouldn't stop." I hissed at her. She sighed, but didn't say anymore, that was her way of silently agreeing to my tatic.
"Anybody seen Life?" asked Joker, suddenly realizing that the hanyou/voice was nowhere. I looked at Sango who paled as I did. Miroku, his hentaish mind putting two and two together got the plan in his mind and smiled.
"Oh! So that's where those two are!" He smirked.
"Where are Al and Life?" asked Inu, looking suspicously at Miroku, Miroku smirked and said, "They are ALONE in her house...TOGETHER!"
Inu's eyes widened and his jaw dropped, "Is..eeesh...oh boi! I don' really think Al would do something like that thou...would she?" HIs gaze ended up on me and my crimson cheeks. That's all he needed to confirm it.
"Well, geez, she's a slut." muttered Inu.
"NO she isn't!" I snapped, "She probably didn't even do IT! I swear, she was just thinking about it!"
"Yeah she was thinking about IIIIIITTTTTT!" laughed Miroku. Sesshomaru decided to stay out of THIS particular conversation. I finally convinced Inu that Al wasn't a slut....she just wanted to get back at Life. He agreed and smirked saying he couldn't wait to see how this'd turn out in the morning.
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The next morning.
Ally's POV
I woke up (A/N oooo...ahhh...) by the sun shining through the window and shiniing on my eyes. I rolled over and stared up at the ceiling....my eyes drifted over to the body besides me. My eyes widened in fear.....I looked down at myself and let out a sigh of relief, at least I was dressed. It was Naraku in the bed besides me. HOLY SHIT! KIK HIM OUT! STOOPID! I kiked his ass off my bed and lucky for me he was still clothed too.....WOT THE HELL HAPPENED!
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AHhhhh! CLIFFHANGER! HOLY SHIT! I'M EVIL! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!. *Stops and looks embarassed* Srry. ^^ SO happy! So Happy! finished this chappie and made it a cliffie! It even has some little funnies in it! O and the flashback has absolutely nothing to do with the story....just felt like putting it in thar!
OK Questions: WHat happened b/w me and Life (Not detailed wise...)? WHere's Flaunt? Where the hell are Naraku and Kikyou? WHat did Anjel do with Koga (Srry Anjel)? and.....Are Seiya, AM, and Ki gonna give back my voices and Inu!?!?!?!?
Life: -_-; probably not.
Me: *Inches away from Life* You are scaring me in this fic.....*blush*
Life: -_-;;;;; *Light blush and gets an evil idea as he scoots closer to me and leans over me* Like this?
Me: *take a qik kiss from Life...on the lips and turn toward audience* anywayz *Big smile* Ja ne! And PEACE OUT! O! and give me some complaints if ya' want....i feel too goody goody nice cause no one is complaining!
LIfe: o.O;;; u tricked me! *blush*
Me:*blushing really bad* Uh...hi....I think this one is going to be a little....ooooo....I dunno....sexy...so excuse me if I write it horribly. ^^ hehe...uhm.... I'm writing this little heading before everything else and I have no clue what to do for the next chappie so bear with me.
Life: -_-; I hate you...
Me: What brought that up?! *tears forming in eyes...*
Life: Are you PMSing?
Me: *BLUSH* Well it is about that time of month again.....(MAYBE) *BLUSH*
Life: o.O; sorry.....
Me: DID U JUST APOLOGIZE!?
Life: O.O NO! NOT ME!
Me: oh....
Disclaimer: U KNOW THE DRILL! I DO NOT OWN INU!
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Ally's POV *bLush blush blush"
Oh boy....was I wrong.....I guess I should have knocked first. I felt my face heat up as I stared at a dripping wet Life, with only a towel around his middle...just enough to be appropriate to walk around the house in. I looked him up and down at looked up at his eyes. He was frozen as I was...his eyes were magenta, meaning he was embarassed.
I took a deep breath and thought, Well it's now or never. And started to walk up to him. He was still frozen to the spot....probably too shocked at my outfit to move. God! Why did I tell Anjel my plan! ~mental groan~ When I was right in front of Life I stopped and looked up at him....he was still staring wide-eyed at me. I put on a smile, maybe sexy maybe not you decide, I tilted my head to the side, as if waiting for a reply....I couldn't help but smile at Life's speechlessness and shock.
I raised my hand and started tracing invisible designs on his chest....making him shiver at the feather light touch and making him look down at me like I was a psycho with a torcher that was about to flame him(LIke D .G.) . I smiled up at him again and this time he found his voice.
"What the hell are you doing wench?" He snapped, trying to look angry, but only geting the suspicious look.
"What does it look like?" I asked him quietly. His eyes got wide and his magenta eyes were more vivid....almost glowing...and just a hint of pink was on his cheeks..(His face cheeks on his buttcheeks for the hentais out there -_-;;;;;;)
I continued my feather soft caressing on him and walked around him. As if summing him up. I ran my finger down his spine and sent shivers through him. When I came back around to the front of him his eyes were closed, as if trying to control himself. ~Good~ I thought, ~must mean I'm not to bad at this.~
I smiled a devilish smile he couldn't see and stood right infront of him. I stood a little on my tiptoes and gently took a hold of his face in my hands. I leaned forward and kissed him on the lips....Not suspecting what to happen next.....
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At Seiya's house.
Inu POV
Everything died down after lunch. Sesshomaru finally fucking stopped trying to get away on the fucking trike and sat down to watch America's Funniest Home Videos. It really funny acutally. People pushing others off into pools and shit, one dude even ran into a stop sign....pathetic humans. IT would be even cooler if they pushed them off the cliff. Mwhahahahahah! that would be hilariASS!
I looked over to where Kagome was sitting with Sango, Souta, Kohaku, and Shippou. Miroku was still no where to be found. Hentai is probably downloading porn offa some shitty site. -_-; *sigh* lechers. Feh. Kikyou, and that bitch Flaunt aren't here either. Hmmmm....and where's Naraku? Probably being harassed by preschoolers....-_-; idiot.
~flashback~
When the Inu Cast was Chibis.
"Mwhahahahah!" said a screechy little kid in a baboon suit, he was holding up a huge bouncy ball five times bigger than him, "I have taken over the Goody Two Shitty Ball of Good! Now the WORLD and Kikyou!"
"Knock it off NaraKOOKOO!" snapped the little Inu Chibi, who was sitting on a trampoline.
"Trampoline!" shouted Kagome, running from nowhere then jumping amazingly high on to the trampoline. We see a little red dot off in the sky flailing.
"Sorry Inu!" shouted the little Kagome staring at the little dot who we can still hear screaming this: "SHIT IT! @%@!$#@ $ @%@ $! #!$!@$#@ 54@!$#!!@# 5$!%$@# %$@%@%!% $!%!%@%$@%" (A/N; THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS INU! AND YOU CAN FLY!)
"Where do you suppose he'll land?" asked Sessy indifferently to a ugly baby Jaken.
~end~
Where the hell did that flashback come from? Oh fuckit. *Sigh* boooooorrrrriiiiinnnnnnggggggg.....
"INU!" called out a sing-songy voice. Oh no...not her again!
Third person POV
We see Seiya enter carrying a leash. Inu has ducked under the couch, hiding from Seiya whilst making friends with Devouray Dustbunny.
"INU! Its your turn to take Isabell for a walk!" screamed Seiya, "I will not have a London sized turd in my house!"
(A/N: Anime fall....For those who don't understand....Leash+ Seiya= BAD for INU!)
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Life's POV
I stared at Ally who had just came up on her tiptoes and kissed me....I didn't do anything! I finally closed my eyes and decided to see just how far I could go without being HEEL-ed. I pushed my tongue up to her lips and she seemed to hesistate...but she let me in! Holy Shit of The GODS! As we battled for control in our mouths I battled for control of myself. I swear that little bitch just wants to torture me!
Finally she pulled away, gasping a little for breath as I was. I stared at her, wide-eyed and embarassed. She looked up at me, her big hazel eyes that were hidden under long lashes and behind glasses, and smiled. I felt my cheeks heat up and I still was breathing heavily.
"Maybe you should go and get dresssed." she smiled as she walked past me, like nothing happened. That little shit! She...She...she was....acting like I did at the amuzement park. That's her plan! She did that just to get back at me. Well now that that is over we'll get back to normal. Right?
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After a change of clothes and a cold shower. (Still Life's POV)
She was sitting on the couch when I came back in. Her head was on the armrest, supported by her arms. Her legs were folded under her and her neck was streched out as her head laid slightly on the rest and her arms. Damn! That fucking little bitch! She knows she got me horny and she's playing with me. She knows just as well as I do that the neck gives off the most scent of a female and when males get horny they can't help but...well.... I don't want to go there!
AS I neared toward her I knew she didn't know I was there. And my instincts, plus raging hormones, took over, I leaned over the back of the couch and took in her smell of cucumber melon (A/N ^^ Wot I wash with!). Then, because of fucking instincts, took a taste of her, licking her neck like a dog would. She was startled, she sat straight up and turned toward me. A sly smirk came across my lips.
"Wh-why did you lick me?" she asked, her breathing was shallow and her eyes were wide. I really spooked her.
"You taste good." I said...giving her the answer but not at the same time. I leaned over closer to her, pushed her long hair out of the way and kissed down and up hre neck. I took in her sweet scent and gently put my lips over her pulse spot. Her pulse skyrocketed.
"Wh-wh-what are you doing?" she whispered, her breathing had become more shallow. I pulled away a moment to get a good look at her face, her hazel eyes hidden behind glasses, her eyes were framed by long dark lashes, her lips which were trembling slightly, were a little red.
"What does it look like i'm doing?" I asked before claiming her lips in a long and sensual kiss. I wrapped my arms around her and carried her to my room.
(A/N: Pleeze x-cuse cruddyness...i'm really embarassed! Oh! And catch the frase that I used on him wich he used on me!)
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At Seiya's
Kagome's POV.
"Hey, wotcha' think Al's doing right now?" asked Joker, who was casually talking to Inu and Sessy and Miroku.
"Dunno." answered Sessy.
I couldn't help, but look over at Sango. We both giggled and the boys looked at us weirdly. I smiled and turned around to face the TV and watch Yu-Yu-Hakusho. Before I knew it Inu had jumped infront of me and gave me a questioning glare with his beautiful eyes that were the color of melted gold.
"Bitch do you know something that we don't?" Inu asked.
"N-no." I stuttered like an idiot and blushed. One because I remebered Al's devious plan, Two at Inu's close proximity.
"You're lying i can tell." growled Inu as he leaned further toward me, "WHat is it?"
"INU! SIT BOY!" I yelled at him and he went smashing into the ground at my feet.
"Kagome!" shouted Sango. I looked over at her worriedly.
"HE wouldn't stop." I hissed at her. She sighed, but didn't say anymore, that was her way of silently agreeing to my tatic.
"Anybody seen Life?" asked Joker, suddenly realizing that the hanyou/voice was nowhere. I looked at Sango who paled as I did. Miroku, his hentaish mind putting two and two together got the plan in his mind and smiled.
"Oh! So that's where those two are!" He smirked.
"Where are Al and Life?" asked Inu, looking suspicously at Miroku, Miroku smirked and said, "They are ALONE in her house...TOGETHER!"
Inu's eyes widened and his jaw dropped, "Is..eeesh...oh boi! I don' really think Al would do something like that thou...would she?" HIs gaze ended up on me and my crimson cheeks. That's all he needed to confirm it.
"Well, geez, she's a slut." muttered Inu.
"NO she isn't!" I snapped, "She probably didn't even do IT! I swear, she was just thinking about it!"
"Yeah she was thinking about IIIIIITTTTTT!" laughed Miroku. Sesshomaru decided to stay out of THIS particular conversation. I finally convinced Inu that Al wasn't a slut....she just wanted to get back at Life. He agreed and smirked saying he couldn't wait to see how this'd turn out in the morning.
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The next morning.
Ally's POV
I woke up (A/N oooo...ahhh...) by the sun shining through the window and shiniing on my eyes. I rolled over and stared up at the ceiling....my eyes drifted over to the body besides me. My eyes widened in fear.....I looked down at myself and let out a sigh of relief, at least I was dressed. It was Naraku in the bed besides me. HOLY SHIT! KIK HIM OUT! STOOPID! I kiked his ass off my bed and lucky for me he was still clothed too.....WOT THE HELL HAPPENED!
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AHhhhh! CLIFFHANGER! HOLY SHIT! I'M EVIL! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!. *Stops and looks embarassed* Srry. ^^ SO happy! So Happy! finished this chappie and made it a cliffie! It even has some little funnies in it! O and the flashback has absolutely nothing to do with the story....just felt like putting it in thar!
OK Questions: WHat happened b/w me and Life (Not detailed wise...)? WHere's Flaunt? Where the hell are Naraku and Kikyou? WHat did Anjel do with Koga (Srry Anjel)? and.....Are Seiya, AM, and Ki gonna give back my voices and Inu!?!?!?!?
Life: -_-; probably not.
Me: *Inches away from Life* You are scaring me in this fic.....*blush*
Life: -_-;;;;; *Light blush and gets an evil idea as he scoots closer to me and leans over me* Like this?
Me: *take a qik kiss from Life...on the lips and turn toward audience* anywayz *Big smile* Ja ne! And PEACE OUT! O! and give me some complaints if ya' want....i feel too goody goody nice cause no one is complaining!
LIfe: o.O;;; u tricked me! *blush*