Me: YAHA ! Chappie Ten!
Life: Yaha? -_-;
Me: *Looks at him and blushes and turns away* Newayz! Ahem! I believe you will never see what is coming in this next chapter! ^^ SMILE U"VE GOT FREEDOM"S! (replace French's)
Life: Have you gotten into the sugar again?
ME: Me!? uhhh......*smirk* NO!
Life: Someone call the SWAT team! Hurry! OR 911....she's crazy! SHe's go- *falls down unconsious*
Me: *Hiding sleeping gas spray behind her back* Now wot could have come over him. O well ON with the STORAY!
Disclaimer: I see nothing, I hear nothing, i own nothing
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The next morning.
Ally's POV
I woke up (A/N oooo...ahhh...) by the sun shining through the window and shiniing on my eyes. I rolled over and stared up at the ceiling....my eyes drifted over to the body besides me. My eyes widened in fear.....I looked down at myself and let out a sigh of relief, at least I was dressed. It was Naraku in the bed besides me. HOLY SHIT! KIK HIM OUT! STOOPID! I kiked his ass off my bed and lucky for me he was still clothed too.....WOT THE HELL HAPPENED!
Naraku fell off the side of my bed with a loud, yet satisfying, THUD! HE groaned and got up. My cheeks went red with embarassment and anger.
"Wot the FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!" I screamed at him.
"You're in MY bed." HE pointed out. I looked around and found I was indeed in a guest room.
"I fucking sent you in the basement with Arrogant!" I screamed at him.
"And he sent me up here." replied Naraku as he jumped up to his feet and stared down at me. I glared up at him and thought, OK wot the hell is going on...he's supposed to be a dumbass.
"What's going on here?" I snapped at him.
"Ask nicely and I mite tell you." He growled. I glared at him and got of 'his' bed and stalked out the door and to my room. I checked the time and sighed....9 o'clock. The inu cast and my voices would be back at ten. Wait then why the hell was Naraku here? I shook my head out of confusion and decided to take a shower.
When I finished and dressed and got the nerve to go downstairs it was 10:30. I ran downstairs to get some food. As I walked into the kitchen my appetite immediatly vanished.
"WOTTHEHELL?" I yelled. Miroku and Sessy were making out on the table of the kitchen. When they heard me come in Miroku went red and pushed Sessy off him.
"I can explain!" Miroku started an unheard explaination as I ran from the room and walked into the living room. Luckily the room was empty, I plopped myself down on the couch and turned the TV on to some channel. I wasn't really paying attention, cus I heard some commotion coming from downstairs in the basement.
I took a deep breath and made my way to the basement door. I leaned on the door to see what the hell was going on and heard something I didn't really want to.
"That's great Rin, now, take your shirt off, hug Kohaku....No! Souta...keep the lollipop in her mouth for me pleeze and Shippou stay down there...yeah like that."
That was Kikyou's voice.
I stormed down the stairs and screamed all the cuss words I knew at the bitch.
"WOT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON DOWN FUCKING HERE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
"Child pornography." stated Kikyou simply as she busied herself with taking pictures of the nekked kids on the sofa bed. I felt all the blood drain from me and my stomach litteraly came into my throat, all from those two words. When I got my sense back I punched Kikyou in her fucking face and said I was going to call the police and lock her up in the shittiest dungeon in the world before she fell unconscious on the floor, blood splurting from her nose.
I told the kids that what they were doing was wrong and they should get dressed. After they got dressed I told them they would have to come with me so I could ask them some stuff. When we were upstairs I interrogated them.
"Why the hell did you let Kikyou do that?" I asked turning to the kids.
"She said she'd kill our family and loved ones if we didn't." said Rin, her bottom lip trembling. Shippou had quiet tears streaming donw his face and Souta and Kohaku were doing thier best to keep their tears in.
"Why didn't you call out for someone?" I asked, softening up a bit.
"She said she'd make us...uh....do something if we did call out." said Kohaku...tears streaming down his face now. I looked at them...my heart broke, but my eyes were red with fury... I knew exactly wot he was trying to say. I crouched down so I was their height and got them all in a group hug while they cried their eyes out against me.
"What's wrong with them?" asked Joker from behind me. I turned around to see him and Outcast standing in the threshold between my room and the hall(Me and kids were in my room).
"KIkyou was taking child pornography pictures." I growled my eyes narrowing as all the sick and demented words I could think of reared thier heads in my thoughts and filled Kikyou's image.
"You didn't know?" asked Joker, surprised, like it was an average thing to do to kids.
"NOT TIL NOW!" I roared at him.
"Well she has a permit. It's from BlakMarket Inc." He shrugged and walked on down the hall. I looked at Outcast who was nodding about Joker's statement.
"Child PORN IS ILLEGAL! AND SICK!" I screamed at my Voice who usually had the same thoughts an' beliefs as I did, but she just shrugged and went on down the hall, like it was nothing big! I looked at the kids who were still crying. I told them to get some sleep...i told them they could lok the door if it made them feel beter and left to go call the police and put that bitch in jail.
"AL!" I heard Inu behind me as I was about to pick up the phone in the kitchen to call the police. I turned to see an enraged Inu, and a still bloodied Kikyou, who was glaring murderously at me and hanging onto Inu's arm like she owned him.
"Wot?" I asked, obviously confused.
"Wot the hell did you do to my wife?!" He screamed. I looked wide-eyed from Inu to Kikyou and back to Inu. He held up his and her hand with the golden ring band on it to show it was true.
"When the fucking hell did that happen?!" I shouted.
"While we were at Seiya's." scoffed Inu. I shook my head to get the cobwebs out. NO WAY! Inu loved Kagome, not the bitch Kikyou!
"WHat about Kagome?" I asked, obviously not believing this.
"SHe got married too." He shrugged indifferently.
"To whom!?" I screamed.
"To Hojo, who else." shrugged Inu. My eyes widened and my jaw dropped. I was confused. My hands went right to my ears and covered them. This can't be true.....this just can't be TROO! Kagome didn't even like Hobo! I mean Hojo! NOw i'm getting a headache.
"Where's Kag now?" I asked Inu.
"Upstairs in one of the guest rooms." He shrugged. I raced past him and the evil wench he had claimed as his wife and raced up to the room Kag had spent the nite in when I got my room back. When I burst through the door I immediatly raced back out. Inside Hobo and Kag were...*ahem* calling the stork using many moans and shouts. My right hand dug into my hair. What the hell was happening!?
First Naraku, then Miroku and Sessy, THEN Kiyou, and then Inu and Kikyou, and NOW HOJO AND KAGOME!? I was confused. I decided clambered down the steps and ran out the door to the back yard to sit in the gazebo out back, which was surrounded by a moat of water, with two wooden bridges to walk over the water to the gazebo.
AS I took a seat down onto the cool concrete benches in the shade I tried to figure out all this shit. Then I saw Flaunt, who had gotten her hair back by keeping captive the best scientists in the world to grow it back, and Life stumbling up the bridge towards me. I looked away from Life and Flaunt, but they kept coming until Flautn stood right infront of me. When I turned my head to look up at her her smile was victious and victorious.
"Wot is it you want?" I ask her a little crossly, I was soooo angry at Kag and Inu right now....and Kikyou but that was usual.
"Oh nothing, except to invite you to the engagement party." She smiled and held out her hand in my face to show a huge diamond ring on her ring finger, "Life just proposed to me today."
Instanly my heart broke. I looked up at Life, who smiled a victious smile....like he'd fooled me. I looked away, staring at the water as I congratulated the new 'happy' couple. Whatever it didn't matter....there'd be more guys...right now I needed to fix this shitty predicament b/w Inu and Kag. They took off, a bit surprised i didn't fall into tears or anything. I decided to go and brave back into my house, Jeezu it was becoming Makeout Point. AS I walked slowly back into the house I heard moans. Sango was one and .....and....OH MY LORD! The other was Kikyou! HOly SHIT!
And there was one more voice.....KAGOME! HOLY SHITZU! I followed the moans to a huge clump of bushes which were rattling and shaking.
"MY GOD PPL! STOP IT! WE HAVE KIDS HERE YOU KNOW!" I shouted into the bush. The movement inside halted and I stormed back into my house and stomped into the kithchen where yet again I was greeted by an unwanted site. Inu, Hojo, Sessy and Miroku were have a foursome.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! THIS ISN'T MAKEOUT POINT!" I screamed, i was now truamatized. I raced upstairs into my room where four children slept peacefuly. They had locked the door, but I had a key, I locked the door back up and remembered I had to call the police about Kikyou. I found my cell phone in the bottome of a drawer and used it to call the police. The line was jammed so I decided to wait. How in HELL could the police line be BUSY!?
I sighed and sat down on the floor, utterly confused and wishing that i knew what the hell happened over a Seiya's Outside I heard the sounds of Arrogant screaming and some roar that sounded like Godzilla. I stuck my head out the window to see Arrogant and Godzilla, litterally, getting it on! I felt sick now, I ran to my bathroom and threw up my dinner from the nite before. I sat back against the wall, my hand lifted up to flush the porcelin bowl full of my vomit. I heard the toilet flush and laid down on the cool floor, closing my eyes and wondering what the hell had just happened to the world I knew. Then an ugly head popped it's head out of the toilet. It was Jaken!
"Give me some suga' Baby!" he shouted. And made smacking sounds with his lips.
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I screamed and shot straight up in bed. It had all been a dream. A horrible dream that was very insane. I sat up in my bed and let out a sigh of relief. I looked up at the ceiling and around the room and found I wasn't in MY room! I looked besides me and there was some guy sleeping there with black hair! OH SHIT! (how the hell did he sleep through my scream?)
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Clifhanger! OOOOOHHHHH! Who is that person!
INU: AL! U HAD ME making out w/ my brother! AND THAT LECHER! U die!
Me: Chill! It twas a dream!
Inu: *glare*
Me: Phew.... where's Life?
Inu: *Shrugg* I'm filling in for him....him and all the others had to go to therepy cuz of this chapter.
Me: Awww.....they left before it was over....o well Ja Ne ppls and PEACE OUT! ^_^ hoped ya' liked this chappie! heehehe...
Life: Yaha? -_-;
Me: *Looks at him and blushes and turns away* Newayz! Ahem! I believe you will never see what is coming in this next chapter! ^^ SMILE U"VE GOT FREEDOM"S! (replace French's)
Life: Have you gotten into the sugar again?
ME: Me!? uhhh......*smirk* NO!
Life: Someone call the SWAT team! Hurry! OR 911....she's crazy! SHe's go- *falls down unconsious*
Me: *Hiding sleeping gas spray behind her back* Now wot could have come over him. O well ON with the STORAY!
Disclaimer: I see nothing, I hear nothing, i own nothing
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The next morning.
Ally's POV
I woke up (A/N oooo...ahhh...) by the sun shining through the window and shiniing on my eyes. I rolled over and stared up at the ceiling....my eyes drifted over to the body besides me. My eyes widened in fear.....I looked down at myself and let out a sigh of relief, at least I was dressed. It was Naraku in the bed besides me. HOLY SHIT! KIK HIM OUT! STOOPID! I kiked his ass off my bed and lucky for me he was still clothed too.....WOT THE HELL HAPPENED!
Naraku fell off the side of my bed with a loud, yet satisfying, THUD! HE groaned and got up. My cheeks went red with embarassment and anger.
"Wot the FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!" I screamed at him.
"You're in MY bed." HE pointed out. I looked around and found I was indeed in a guest room.
"I fucking sent you in the basement with Arrogant!" I screamed at him.
"And he sent me up here." replied Naraku as he jumped up to his feet and stared down at me. I glared up at him and thought, OK wot the hell is going on...he's supposed to be a dumbass.
"What's going on here?" I snapped at him.
"Ask nicely and I mite tell you." He growled. I glared at him and got of 'his' bed and stalked out the door and to my room. I checked the time and sighed....9 o'clock. The inu cast and my voices would be back at ten. Wait then why the hell was Naraku here? I shook my head out of confusion and decided to take a shower.
When I finished and dressed and got the nerve to go downstairs it was 10:30. I ran downstairs to get some food. As I walked into the kitchen my appetite immediatly vanished.
"WOTTHEHELL?" I yelled. Miroku and Sessy were making out on the table of the kitchen. When they heard me come in Miroku went red and pushed Sessy off him.
"I can explain!" Miroku started an unheard explaination as I ran from the room and walked into the living room. Luckily the room was empty, I plopped myself down on the couch and turned the TV on to some channel. I wasn't really paying attention, cus I heard some commotion coming from downstairs in the basement.
I took a deep breath and made my way to the basement door. I leaned on the door to see what the hell was going on and heard something I didn't really want to.
"That's great Rin, now, take your shirt off, hug Kohaku....No! Souta...keep the lollipop in her mouth for me pleeze and Shippou stay down there...yeah like that."
That was Kikyou's voice.
I stormed down the stairs and screamed all the cuss words I knew at the bitch.
"WOT THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON DOWN FUCKING HERE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
"Child pornography." stated Kikyou simply as she busied herself with taking pictures of the nekked kids on the sofa bed. I felt all the blood drain from me and my stomach litteraly came into my throat, all from those two words. When I got my sense back I punched Kikyou in her fucking face and said I was going to call the police and lock her up in the shittiest dungeon in the world before she fell unconscious on the floor, blood splurting from her nose.
I told the kids that what they were doing was wrong and they should get dressed. After they got dressed I told them they would have to come with me so I could ask them some stuff. When we were upstairs I interrogated them.
"Why the hell did you let Kikyou do that?" I asked turning to the kids.
"She said she'd kill our family and loved ones if we didn't." said Rin, her bottom lip trembling. Shippou had quiet tears streaming donw his face and Souta and Kohaku were doing thier best to keep their tears in.
"Why didn't you call out for someone?" I asked, softening up a bit.
"She said she'd make us...uh....do something if we did call out." said Kohaku...tears streaming down his face now. I looked at them...my heart broke, but my eyes were red with fury... I knew exactly wot he was trying to say. I crouched down so I was their height and got them all in a group hug while they cried their eyes out against me.
"What's wrong with them?" asked Joker from behind me. I turned around to see him and Outcast standing in the threshold between my room and the hall(Me and kids were in my room).
"KIkyou was taking child pornography pictures." I growled my eyes narrowing as all the sick and demented words I could think of reared thier heads in my thoughts and filled Kikyou's image.
"You didn't know?" asked Joker, surprised, like it was an average thing to do to kids.
"NOT TIL NOW!" I roared at him.
"Well she has a permit. It's from BlakMarket Inc." He shrugged and walked on down the hall. I looked at Outcast who was nodding about Joker's statement.
"Child PORN IS ILLEGAL! AND SICK!" I screamed at my Voice who usually had the same thoughts an' beliefs as I did, but she just shrugged and went on down the hall, like it was nothing big! I looked at the kids who were still crying. I told them to get some sleep...i told them they could lok the door if it made them feel beter and left to go call the police and put that bitch in jail.
"AL!" I heard Inu behind me as I was about to pick up the phone in the kitchen to call the police. I turned to see an enraged Inu, and a still bloodied Kikyou, who was glaring murderously at me and hanging onto Inu's arm like she owned him.
"Wot?" I asked, obviously confused.
"Wot the hell did you do to my wife?!" He screamed. I looked wide-eyed from Inu to Kikyou and back to Inu. He held up his and her hand with the golden ring band on it to show it was true.
"When the fucking hell did that happen?!" I shouted.
"While we were at Seiya's." scoffed Inu. I shook my head to get the cobwebs out. NO WAY! Inu loved Kagome, not the bitch Kikyou!
"WHat about Kagome?" I asked, obviously not believing this.
"SHe got married too." He shrugged indifferently.
"To whom!?" I screamed.
"To Hojo, who else." shrugged Inu. My eyes widened and my jaw dropped. I was confused. My hands went right to my ears and covered them. This can't be true.....this just can't be TROO! Kagome didn't even like Hobo! I mean Hojo! NOw i'm getting a headache.
"Where's Kag now?" I asked Inu.
"Upstairs in one of the guest rooms." He shrugged. I raced past him and the evil wench he had claimed as his wife and raced up to the room Kag had spent the nite in when I got my room back. When I burst through the door I immediatly raced back out. Inside Hobo and Kag were...*ahem* calling the stork using many moans and shouts. My right hand dug into my hair. What the hell was happening!?
First Naraku, then Miroku and Sessy, THEN Kiyou, and then Inu and Kikyou, and NOW HOJO AND KAGOME!? I was confused. I decided clambered down the steps and ran out the door to the back yard to sit in the gazebo out back, which was surrounded by a moat of water, with two wooden bridges to walk over the water to the gazebo.
AS I took a seat down onto the cool concrete benches in the shade I tried to figure out all this shit. Then I saw Flaunt, who had gotten her hair back by keeping captive the best scientists in the world to grow it back, and Life stumbling up the bridge towards me. I looked away from Life and Flaunt, but they kept coming until Flautn stood right infront of me. When I turned my head to look up at her her smile was victious and victorious.
"Wot is it you want?" I ask her a little crossly, I was soooo angry at Kag and Inu right now....and Kikyou but that was usual.
"Oh nothing, except to invite you to the engagement party." She smiled and held out her hand in my face to show a huge diamond ring on her ring finger, "Life just proposed to me today."
Instanly my heart broke. I looked up at Life, who smiled a victious smile....like he'd fooled me. I looked away, staring at the water as I congratulated the new 'happy' couple. Whatever it didn't matter....there'd be more guys...right now I needed to fix this shitty predicament b/w Inu and Kag. They took off, a bit surprised i didn't fall into tears or anything. I decided to go and brave back into my house, Jeezu it was becoming Makeout Point. AS I walked slowly back into the house I heard moans. Sango was one and .....and....OH MY LORD! The other was Kikyou! HOly SHIT!
And there was one more voice.....KAGOME! HOLY SHITZU! I followed the moans to a huge clump of bushes which were rattling and shaking.
"MY GOD PPL! STOP IT! WE HAVE KIDS HERE YOU KNOW!" I shouted into the bush. The movement inside halted and I stormed back into my house and stomped into the kithchen where yet again I was greeted by an unwanted site. Inu, Hojo, Sessy and Miroku were have a foursome.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! THIS ISN'T MAKEOUT POINT!" I screamed, i was now truamatized. I raced upstairs into my room where four children slept peacefuly. They had locked the door, but I had a key, I locked the door back up and remembered I had to call the police about Kikyou. I found my cell phone in the bottome of a drawer and used it to call the police. The line was jammed so I decided to wait. How in HELL could the police line be BUSY!?
I sighed and sat down on the floor, utterly confused and wishing that i knew what the hell happened over a Seiya's Outside I heard the sounds of Arrogant screaming and some roar that sounded like Godzilla. I stuck my head out the window to see Arrogant and Godzilla, litterally, getting it on! I felt sick now, I ran to my bathroom and threw up my dinner from the nite before. I sat back against the wall, my hand lifted up to flush the porcelin bowl full of my vomit. I heard the toilet flush and laid down on the cool floor, closing my eyes and wondering what the hell had just happened to the world I knew. Then an ugly head popped it's head out of the toilet. It was Jaken!
"Give me some suga' Baby!" he shouted. And made smacking sounds with his lips.
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I screamed and shot straight up in bed. It had all been a dream. A horrible dream that was very insane. I sat up in my bed and let out a sigh of relief. I looked up at the ceiling and around the room and found I wasn't in MY room! I looked besides me and there was some guy sleeping there with black hair! OH SHIT! (how the hell did he sleep through my scream?)
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Clifhanger! OOOOOHHHHH! Who is that person!
INU: AL! U HAD ME making out w/ my brother! AND THAT LECHER! U die!
Me: Chill! It twas a dream!
Inu: *glare*
Me: Phew.... where's Life?
Inu: *Shrugg* I'm filling in for him....him and all the others had to go to therepy cuz of this chapter.
Me: Awww.....they left before it was over....o well Ja Ne ppls and PEACE OUT! ^_^ hoped ya' liked this chappie! heehehe...