Me; HI! You guys are neva gonna guess this chapi! Heehee....
Inu: will ya' hurry it up!?
Me: Where's Life?"
Inu: *shruggs* don' think he liked the last chappie.
Me: *Sigh* U mean the ending?
Inu: *nods* yup....I think he's hurt that you did that in the end *he saiz sarcastically*
Me: -_-; waht ever! Disclaimer: I see nothing, hear nothing, own nothing!
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I screamed and shot straight up in bed. It had all been a dream. A horrible dream that was very insane. I sat up in my bed and let out a sigh of relief. I looked up at the ceiling and around the room and found I wasn't in MY room! I looked besides me and there was some guy sleeping there with black hair! OH SHIT! (how the hell did he sleep through my scream?)
The guy turned over so now i could see his face. I let out a sigh of relief, it wasn't Naraku but still made sure he and i had clothes on. Affrimative. I still had my clothes and he had his. I looked back at the guy and squinted my eyes. My glasses were off so I couldn't see him. I looked around for my glasses and saw the blurred image of them on the nightstand on HIS side of the bed....T.T shit.
I leaned over the guy and quickly snatched my glasses from the stand. I slipped them on and looked at the guy. My heart nearly skipped a beat. It was Life.(author: *ducks from all the objects thrown at her from readers*) Huge sigh of relief. I tilted my head and saw Life was human today. Hmmmm....must be that day when He's human for 24 hrs. And here I thought it was Naraku. I sighed in relief and smirked. I can't believe I could ever think that!
I look at Life and smirk. He's going to get a RUDE awakening. I threw my right leg over him so I was sitting on his stomach, my right leg dangling over the side of the bed and my other folded so I could sit a little on it. I leaned over him so I could whisper in his ear.
"Time to wake up Life." He didn't stir. T-T Grrrr......*idea* ^_^
"AHHHHHH! SOMEONE'S RAPING ME! HELP!" I screamed this at the top of my lungs....knowing no one outside this room would hear except for Life. His eyes popped open and he bolted up. I nearly fell off my comfy chair, but he caught me by the elbows. He folded his legs under him Indian-style and plopped be b/w them so I was facing him.
"God, wench. Do you have to scream?" he growled, his eyes drooping half way over his eyes. I felt guilty for waking him and I mumbled an apology to him. I buried my face into his chest and I felt his arms encircle me. I took in his smell...it was like nothing I had ever smelled before....it was comforting and warm. (NO it's not a smelly smell!)
"What's the mattter?" He grumbled.
"I had a bad dream." I said into his chest feeling like a little kid.
"What about?" He asked, clearly hearing my muffled message.
"Jaken wanting to kiss me." saying this a shiver ran down my spine. I pulled away from his to see he was shaking his head with a smile on his lips. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "That'd be traumatizing."
I nodded and decided not to tell him the other stuff. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!! Damn! They must be home now. T.T figures. O well. I was going to move but Life kept a good hold on me.
"Come in." He shouted for them to hear. I looked up at him like I didn't believe he'd do that. He smirked and said, "Pay back for the RUDE awakening."
When I heard the ppl come in I hid my face in Life's chest.
"What do you want?" asked Life to the person in the doorway.
"Life, is that you?" asked a well-known Hentai Houshi.
"Yup...I'm human today." groaned Life.
"Whose zat in ur arms?" asked Inu, you could plainly hear the smile in his voice. I held up and hand and flicked off the ppl in the doorway. He KNEW it was me.
"Lord Sessy, why'd miss do that?" asked Rin's curious voice.
"B/c she needs to vent some anger." said Sessy indifferently.
"Maybe we should the leave the two alone...ya' know." came Miroku, "U know so she can VENT her anger...hinthint..."
"Shut up you hentai houshi!" I screamed through Life's chest. My cheeks were red and I didn't want to face the mockings of Inu, Miroku, and Sessy. I wrapped my arms around Life's waist and gritted my teeth together. I was so going to kill all of them, except Rin, when this was over. ESPECIALLY LIFE.
"Well we SHOULD leave them alone....they were probably in the middle of something." Miroku's smirk and hentainess showing through that sentence clearly.
"Wot does he mean?" asked Rin. Seshomaru ignored her and they all agreed and left with the click of the door closing. As soon as it did I bit Life on the chest, not hard thou.
"Ow!" Life pulled me away for a moment to glare at me. I stuck my tongue out at him and went back to cuddling up to his chest.
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Inu's POV
I was smirking when we left Al and LIfe alone. *snort* serves 'em right.....
"Why'd u guys go in there?" asked Rin, "I don't think Miss wanted u guys there.*
"We were just making fun of her." smirked the hentai Houshi., "We'll do the same to Kagome and Inuyasha when they finally get together."
I stopped and growled," What did u say you lecher?!"
He turned, took one look at me and ran like hell. I ran after him w/ my Tetsaiga *spelling help!*
"GET BACK HERE U LECHER!" I screamed at him...he ran outside....Feh...big mistake for him...*smirk*
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Sango's POV
I watched Inu chase Miroku out of the house...screaming at him. Heh. big mistake for Miroku to come out in the open. At least inside he could hide somewhere. Out here Inu could pulverize him.
"Now Inuyasha, violence is not the answer!" shouted Miroku looking over his shoulder to try and get Inuyasha to stop chasing him. Doing so he didn't see the tree he was running straight at and WHAM! Miroku hit the tree. He fell down unconscious and was buried underneath a shower of acorns. I rolled my eyes and went back to talking to Kagome.
"You think that Inuyasha will ever grow up?" I asked her, hearing more than seeing Inuyasha beat up the houshi screaming all the curses he could think of at him.
"If Miroku ever stops be a lecher." smiles Kagome.
"In other words, never." I sighed and shook my head. I looked back over to the boyz. Inu was walking away from a bloody pulp that WAS Miroku. I sighed again and turned back to Kagome who was smiling at the scene. I gave her a weird look and shook my head
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Isabell's POV (GODZILLA)
ROAR....roar roar...roar roar. Roar roar roar roarrry roararararar. ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR
"RAOR, roar....rorrororor." Roar Roar Raor roarrrrry roar-roar.
(A/N: T.T; *blinks*)
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Naraku POV (I'm just asking for flames ^^)
"MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*coff, big breath*HAHAHAHAHAHA!" I have finally taken over the Preschoolers of Shikoko Day Care!
"Mister...shudup!" shouted a little kid. I glared at him.
"DO NOT speak to ur RULER that way!" I shouted at him.
"U don't look like a ruler." says a girl, she held up an inch ruler, "This is a ruler."
"THat is?" I asked. The girl nodded and said, "Why ARE u wearing a cow pelt?*
T.T; "It's a BABOON!" why does everyone always ask me that! Grrr.....
"hey mister!" someone called from beind me. I turned just to be blinded w/ EVIL CAFETERIA FOOD!
"AHHHH! IT BURNS!" I fell to the ground writhing in pain and agony and screaming bloody terror.
The Chibis laughed and I blacked out.
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Third person POV
"Let's dress him up!" shouted a chibi girl.
"YAH!" shouted all the chibis together. They got makeup and put red lipstick on his face, doodling little things on his face w/ it. They put a huge 4XL dress on him so they didn't have to undress him. They put blonde and hot pink hair dye in his hair and put it up in pig tails. They also put hot pink nail polish on his claws and dark blue eye shadow on his eyelids.
The chibis smirked at their job and congratualated each other.
"HEY! He looks like Mimi from Drew Carey!" shouted a little Chibi boy.
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Life's POV
"I have to get up." said Al, lifting her head off of my chest and looking up at me. I held her tighter and asked why.
"Cuz I gotta go to the bathroom!" she said.
"U can hold it." I smirked. She looked up at me w/ wide eyes and a pleading look. I sighed and let go of her reluctantly. She smiled and jumped out of my hold. She kissed me quickly on the cheek before bounding off to the bathroom hurriedly. I smiled at her childishness and laid down on my bed.
I remembered last night. We didn't do anything. I just kissed her some and she told me to stop. She explained her little plan to seduce me and told me she just couldn't go through w/ it. I had asked her why, but she changed the subject and soon we were just talking to each other. Then we fell asleep.
I sighed happily as I waited for Al.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" a scream came from my bathroom. ~AL!~ I thought hurriedly and bolted to my feet. I bolted to the door and tried opening it. DAMN! It was locked. I pounded on the door.
"AL! OPEN UP!" I screamed through the door as I pounded on it w/ my fist. If somethingever happened to her I was NEVER going to get over it. I heard the door unlock and as soon as the door opened she was in my arms trembling. I looked into the bathroom and saw that the window was broken, someone had used it to escape.
"Al wot happened?!" I tried to pull her away a bit to look at her. She had a death hold on my chest and just wouldn't let go. I sighed and picked her up and carried her out to the livingroom. Just to be safe, and make sure whoever or wotever had scared her wouldn't come back.
I sat down on the couch and let her sit on my lap. Faceing me. I could feel her heart pound through her chest and she slowly looked up at me. Her eyes were wide and she her bottom lip was trembling.
"Life, it was.........."
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ME: CLIFF HANGER! ^^ Sorry! I HAD to do that!
Life: No u didn't.
Me: Yah! I did! *smiles and sits closer to Life and takes his arm to wrap around her*
Life: *smirk*
Me: Rhetorical questions for D.G...*ahem* Who or WOT as trying to get me? Where are the rest of my voices? Where's Flaunt? Where's Joker and Outcast? Should I make a romancy b/w Mir and Sang, and Inu and Kag? (last wasn't rhetorical)
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Inu: will ya' hurry it up!?
Me: Where's Life?"
Inu: *shruggs* don' think he liked the last chappie.
Me: *Sigh* U mean the ending?
Inu: *nods* yup....I think he's hurt that you did that in the end *he saiz sarcastically*
Me: -_-; waht ever! Disclaimer: I see nothing, hear nothing, own nothing!
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I screamed and shot straight up in bed. It had all been a dream. A horrible dream that was very insane. I sat up in my bed and let out a sigh of relief. I looked up at the ceiling and around the room and found I wasn't in MY room! I looked besides me and there was some guy sleeping there with black hair! OH SHIT! (how the hell did he sleep through my scream?)
The guy turned over so now i could see his face. I let out a sigh of relief, it wasn't Naraku but still made sure he and i had clothes on. Affrimative. I still had my clothes and he had his. I looked back at the guy and squinted my eyes. My glasses were off so I couldn't see him. I looked around for my glasses and saw the blurred image of them on the nightstand on HIS side of the bed....T.T shit.
I leaned over the guy and quickly snatched my glasses from the stand. I slipped them on and looked at the guy. My heart nearly skipped a beat. It was Life.(author: *ducks from all the objects thrown at her from readers*) Huge sigh of relief. I tilted my head and saw Life was human today. Hmmmm....must be that day when He's human for 24 hrs. And here I thought it was Naraku. I sighed in relief and smirked. I can't believe I could ever think that!
I look at Life and smirk. He's going to get a RUDE awakening. I threw my right leg over him so I was sitting on his stomach, my right leg dangling over the side of the bed and my other folded so I could sit a little on it. I leaned over him so I could whisper in his ear.
"Time to wake up Life." He didn't stir. T-T Grrrr......*idea* ^_^
"AHHHHHH! SOMEONE'S RAPING ME! HELP!" I screamed this at the top of my lungs....knowing no one outside this room would hear except for Life. His eyes popped open and he bolted up. I nearly fell off my comfy chair, but he caught me by the elbows. He folded his legs under him Indian-style and plopped be b/w them so I was facing him.
"God, wench. Do you have to scream?" he growled, his eyes drooping half way over his eyes. I felt guilty for waking him and I mumbled an apology to him. I buried my face into his chest and I felt his arms encircle me. I took in his smell...it was like nothing I had ever smelled before....it was comforting and warm. (NO it's not a smelly smell!)
"What's the mattter?" He grumbled.
"I had a bad dream." I said into his chest feeling like a little kid.
"What about?" He asked, clearly hearing my muffled message.
"Jaken wanting to kiss me." saying this a shiver ran down my spine. I pulled away from his to see he was shaking his head with a smile on his lips. He looked me straight in the eye and said, "That'd be traumatizing."
I nodded and decided not to tell him the other stuff. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!!!!! Damn! They must be home now. T.T figures. O well. I was going to move but Life kept a good hold on me.
"Come in." He shouted for them to hear. I looked up at him like I didn't believe he'd do that. He smirked and said, "Pay back for the RUDE awakening."
When I heard the ppl come in I hid my face in Life's chest.
"What do you want?" asked Life to the person in the doorway.
"Life, is that you?" asked a well-known Hentai Houshi.
"Yup...I'm human today." groaned Life.
"Whose zat in ur arms?" asked Inu, you could plainly hear the smile in his voice. I held up and hand and flicked off the ppl in the doorway. He KNEW it was me.
"Lord Sessy, why'd miss do that?" asked Rin's curious voice.
"B/c she needs to vent some anger." said Sessy indifferently.
"Maybe we should the leave the two alone...ya' know." came Miroku, "U know so she can VENT her anger...hinthint..."
"Shut up you hentai houshi!" I screamed through Life's chest. My cheeks were red and I didn't want to face the mockings of Inu, Miroku, and Sessy. I wrapped my arms around Life's waist and gritted my teeth together. I was so going to kill all of them, except Rin, when this was over. ESPECIALLY LIFE.
"Well we SHOULD leave them alone....they were probably in the middle of something." Miroku's smirk and hentainess showing through that sentence clearly.
"Wot does he mean?" asked Rin. Seshomaru ignored her and they all agreed and left with the click of the door closing. As soon as it did I bit Life on the chest, not hard thou.
"Ow!" Life pulled me away for a moment to glare at me. I stuck my tongue out at him and went back to cuddling up to his chest.
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Inu's POV
I was smirking when we left Al and LIfe alone. *snort* serves 'em right.....
"Why'd u guys go in there?" asked Rin, "I don't think Miss wanted u guys there.*
"We were just making fun of her." smirked the hentai Houshi., "We'll do the same to Kagome and Inuyasha when they finally get together."
I stopped and growled," What did u say you lecher?!"
He turned, took one look at me and ran like hell. I ran after him w/ my Tetsaiga *spelling help!*
"GET BACK HERE U LECHER!" I screamed at him...he ran outside....Feh...big mistake for him...*smirk*
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Sango's POV
I watched Inu chase Miroku out of the house...screaming at him. Heh. big mistake for Miroku to come out in the open. At least inside he could hide somewhere. Out here Inu could pulverize him.
"Now Inuyasha, violence is not the answer!" shouted Miroku looking over his shoulder to try and get Inuyasha to stop chasing him. Doing so he didn't see the tree he was running straight at and WHAM! Miroku hit the tree. He fell down unconscious and was buried underneath a shower of acorns. I rolled my eyes and went back to talking to Kagome.
"You think that Inuyasha will ever grow up?" I asked her, hearing more than seeing Inuyasha beat up the houshi screaming all the curses he could think of at him.
"If Miroku ever stops be a lecher." smiles Kagome.
"In other words, never." I sighed and shook my head. I looked back over to the boyz. Inu was walking away from a bloody pulp that WAS Miroku. I sighed again and turned back to Kagome who was smiling at the scene. I gave her a weird look and shook my head
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Isabell's POV (GODZILLA)
ROAR....roar roar...roar roar. Roar roar roar roarrry roararararar. ROARRRRRRRRRRRRR
"RAOR, roar....rorrororor." Roar Roar Raor roarrrrry roar-roar.
(A/N: T.T; *blinks*)
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Naraku POV (I'm just asking for flames ^^)
"MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*coff, big breath*HAHAHAHAHAHA!" I have finally taken over the Preschoolers of Shikoko Day Care!
"Mister...shudup!" shouted a little kid. I glared at him.
"DO NOT speak to ur RULER that way!" I shouted at him.
"U don't look like a ruler." says a girl, she held up an inch ruler, "This is a ruler."
"THat is?" I asked. The girl nodded and said, "Why ARE u wearing a cow pelt?*
T.T; "It's a BABOON!" why does everyone always ask me that! Grrr.....
"hey mister!" someone called from beind me. I turned just to be blinded w/ EVIL CAFETERIA FOOD!
"AHHHH! IT BURNS!" I fell to the ground writhing in pain and agony and screaming bloody terror.
The Chibis laughed and I blacked out.
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Third person POV
"Let's dress him up!" shouted a chibi girl.
"YAH!" shouted all the chibis together. They got makeup and put red lipstick on his face, doodling little things on his face w/ it. They put a huge 4XL dress on him so they didn't have to undress him. They put blonde and hot pink hair dye in his hair and put it up in pig tails. They also put hot pink nail polish on his claws and dark blue eye shadow on his eyelids.
The chibis smirked at their job and congratualated each other.
"HEY! He looks like Mimi from Drew Carey!" shouted a little Chibi boy.
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Life's POV
"I have to get up." said Al, lifting her head off of my chest and looking up at me. I held her tighter and asked why.
"Cuz I gotta go to the bathroom!" she said.
"U can hold it." I smirked. She looked up at me w/ wide eyes and a pleading look. I sighed and let go of her reluctantly. She smiled and jumped out of my hold. She kissed me quickly on the cheek before bounding off to the bathroom hurriedly. I smiled at her childishness and laid down on my bed.
I remembered last night. We didn't do anything. I just kissed her some and she told me to stop. She explained her little plan to seduce me and told me she just couldn't go through w/ it. I had asked her why, but she changed the subject and soon we were just talking to each other. Then we fell asleep.
I sighed happily as I waited for Al.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" a scream came from my bathroom. ~AL!~ I thought hurriedly and bolted to my feet. I bolted to the door and tried opening it. DAMN! It was locked. I pounded on the door.
"AL! OPEN UP!" I screamed through the door as I pounded on it w/ my fist. If somethingever happened to her I was NEVER going to get over it. I heard the door unlock and as soon as the door opened she was in my arms trembling. I looked into the bathroom and saw that the window was broken, someone had used it to escape.
"Al wot happened?!" I tried to pull her away a bit to look at her. She had a death hold on my chest and just wouldn't let go. I sighed and picked her up and carried her out to the livingroom. Just to be safe, and make sure whoever or wotever had scared her wouldn't come back.
I sat down on the couch and let her sit on my lap. Faceing me. I could feel her heart pound through her chest and she slowly looked up at me. Her eyes were wide and she her bottom lip was trembling.
"Life, it was.........."
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ME: CLIFF HANGER! ^^ Sorry! I HAD to do that!
Life: No u didn't.
Me: Yah! I did! *smiles and sits closer to Life and takes his arm to wrap around her*
Life: *smirk*
Me: Rhetorical questions for D.G...*ahem* Who or WOT as trying to get me? Where are the rest of my voices? Where's Flaunt? Where's Joker and Outcast? Should I make a romancy b/w Mir and Sang, and Inu and Kag? (last wasn't rhetorical)
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