***~~~~**ABOUT THE AUTHOR AND A SHORT STORY**~~~~~**
Az: Hi my name is Az. I write these stories, so I guess I'm the authoress.
Iz: Hiya! My name's Iz, I'm Az's friend and I give her stupid ideas for
these stories. We both have different names here at fanfiction, and we use
some of the characters we both created together so don't get too confused.
*Az walks back out dressed like Doctor Frankenstein *
Az: Iz throw that switch thingy over there!
* Iz picks the switch up and throws it at the wall. Az connects some
battery cables to her monster on the table thing and jumps into her truck.
*
Az: time to jump start this baby!
* A baby crawls across the floor. Az and Iz stare wide eyed. O_O' *
Iz: whose baby is this?
*Ryou runs out of a mysterious black door. He is dressed like the bride of
Frankenstein. Hair, dress, makeup the whole nine yards. *
Ryou: its * pant * Mokuba's
* Az is staring at Ryou still wide eyed and confused. O_O? *
Az: are you wearing a dress?
Ryou: *blushes* Yes.
Iz: why?
Ryou: *blushes even more* I want to.
Az: but why?
Ryou: * blushes till he is as red as a fire truck, if that's even possible
* I want to feel pretty.
*Bakura and Marik come out of the door wearing hot pink Tuu-tuu's.
Singing 'I feel pretty'*
Bakura and Marik: I feel pretty oh so pretty, pretty, witty, and
Gaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!
Az: this is the icing on the cake!
*Iz and Az both burst into laughter *
Ryou: * being very serious* you went out drinking again didn't you, yami?
Bakura: no way girly! That stuffs bad.
Marik: we drank this good tasting medicine. Its bubble gum flavor.
*Az is rolling on the floor with laughter. Yami, who was lying on the
table with a blanket covering him, sits up *
Yami: are you trying to suffocate me?
*Iz turns around to see a green Yami with bolt coming out of his neck.
She immediately falls over with laughter. Bakura walks over to Yami and
gives him a sloppy wet kiss *
Yami: are you high?
Az he's not high he drank an economy size bottle of cough syrup.
Yami: is that a tuu-tuu?
Iz: yes
*Az dances the chicken dance*
Iz: uhh? I think it's time to go grabs.
*Az and heads out the mystery door*
Az: uh?? Bye- Bye
*Mokuba walks out of the door*
Mokuba: where's my baby?
Yami: * blink, blink* baby? 0_o?
Marik: I want a baby!!!!!! * Cries*
*Bakura and Ryou take Marik to an orphanage then to the mental place*
Yami: im gonna leave now.
Mokuba: ok bye! * Waves and picks up his baby* time to go George!
George: good I have to get back to the strip club!
***~~~~**END**~~~~***
*Bakura and Marik come out of the door wearing hot pink Tuu-tuu's.
Singing 'I feel pretty'*
Bakura and Marik: I feel pretty oh so pretty, pretty, witty, and
Gaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!
Az: this is the icing on the cake!
*Iz and Az both burst into laughter *
Ryou: * being very serious* you went out drinking again didn't you, yami?
Bakura: no way girly! That stuffs bad.
Marik: we drank this good tasting medicine. Its bubble gum flavor.
*Az is rolling on the floor with laughter. Yami, who was lying on the
table with a blanket covering him, sits up *
Yami: are you trying to suffocate me?
*Iz turns around to see a green Yami with bolt coming out of his neck.
She immediately falls over with laughter. Bakura walks over to Yami and
gives him a sloppy wet kiss *
Yami: are you high?
Az he's not high he drank an economy size bottle of cough syrup.
Yami: is that a tuu-tuu?
Iz: yes
*Az dances the chicken dance*
Iz: uhh? I think it's time to go grabs.
*Az and heads out the mystery door*
Az: uh?? Bye- Bye
*Mokuba walks out of the door*
Mokuba: where's my baby?
Yami: * blink, blink* baby? 0_o?
Marik: I want a baby!!!!!! * Cries*
*Bakura and Ryou take Marik to an orphanage then to the mental place*
Yami: im gonna leave now.
Mokuba: ok bye! * Waves and picks up his baby* time to go George!
George: good I have to get back to the strip club!
***~~~~**END**~~~~***