Ash Ketchum is a very unlucky young man. One day he meets a fortune-teller who predicts that his luck will change. That night three girls appear in his apartment claiming to be his guardian angels. Soon a total of twelve girls appear to help him. each one a reincarnation of a deceased Pokemon He owned as a Pet. This is the First Crossover of Pokemon and Angel tales.

Welcome to the Totally-Cool-Alternate-Pimp-Squad[Club]. Where characters with a lot of girls who aren't quite cool enough to hang out with other characters whom also have a lot of girls, go to spend time and have fun. And trust me, unlike those guys in the Anime Pimp Club, here at the Failed Pimp Club, our egos are down to earth and characters happily 2-D. [GagFic]

Naruto Uzumaki has had the worst luck imaginable. But what if someone saw all of this and had the means to help him? Naru/Akane/Possible Harem, OOC and slight AU.