Disclaimer: Me, myself and I do not own any of these characters, sad though it is. Said that first so I could get it off my chest.

Note: This is very weird I kinda thought it up while I was in the shower, I have a over active imagination, so this is a Christmas song fic thing. ok here it is XP

Jingle bells

Jingle bells Kaiba's kinky, Joeys on a leash!
Yugi won the duel again but Malik got away HEY!

:Yugi: you will not escape Malik!

Jingle bells Ishtar smells but her brother is DAMN HOT!!
:Malik: *Poses for the ladies*
I just wish his voice wasn't so annoying HEY!

:Malik: OI!

Jingle bells Ryou sweet but Yami B's just hot!
He missed out on the millennium items but he'll just try again HEY!

Authors note: Ok I was damn struggling near the end because I had only actually thought of the first part of the song. ¬¬' ---0 *sigh*