Me: Ello ello! ^_^ well....i think I'm single again and can write freely about the relationship b/w me and Life now ^_^ that was basically why i haven't been writing much. -_- my bf would have killed me if i did...._ oops...don't tell him i said that.
Life: -_-;; whoop-de-friggin'-doo Al T_T
Me: *whispers* i think Life has been a wee bit jealous.....
Life: I HAVE NOT!! -.-;;
^_^;; Disclaimer: I own NUTHING MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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"Listen, Baldie, Life never liked u!! Ur just a slut with nothing better to do than to toture pplz....go to hell...that's where u belong..." I snaped at her. Okay...maybe not the best thing to say to an enraged Voice who has MANY cosmetics that could make me look like Barney in a second but what the hell. Hey!! when'd i get my voice back? Oh..what the hell..... She went into a room with MY boyfriend to do obscene things with him and she got a scream of pure terror from him and a long string of cuss words....that serves her right.
Flaunt raised her hand again to slap me, but something stopped her... a thought of pure evil...or constipation...either one could happen in a time like this. But it turned out to be.....O_O HOLY SHIT!! It's the fangirls from before!!!! O____O holey crapperz! D.G. takes out a flame thrower, a menacing glint in her eyes as she grins impishly at Flaunt. Seiya and Ki are untying me from the table thing.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING WHORES?!" screams Flaunt, glancing nervously from one girl to the next.
"WHORES?! Time to cook me some bitch!" shouted D.G. as she shot the flames from the thrower at Flaunt. Flaunt screams and runs, clothes afire, to the opposite side of the room where a fire extinguisher is hanging convienetly. Figures -_-;;
Seiya and Ki are still fumbling with the bonds that hold me down. Dammit!! I wanta go see Life, make sure he's not traumatized....or blinded from Flaunt's shiny head for that matter. Then, bursting from the ceiling with cheap special effects and dynomite, my roleplaying friend Hikari lands by the table i'm strapped to. She pulls out her faithful knife, and slices the bonds. I sit up slowly and jump to my feet.
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU BITCHES HAVE DONE!!!" shouted Flaunt, chucking the fire extinguisher at me. I duck as it hits the table and rolls off the side. I glare at Flaunt. With Flaunt's attention on me, D.G. takes this opportune moment to flame Flaunt. Flaunt's agonizing scream rings out through the whole lair and Kikyou and Naraku come running from a side room...wearing each other's clothes. O.O what could THOSE two have been doing?? . oh...yah....i know....I shake my head to get rid of the disturbing thoughts.
Flaunt collapses to the ground and does the good old STOP, DROP, AND ROLL. Again the flames upon Flaunt are extinguished. Flaunt jumps to her feet, breathing heavily and now made more ugly with her loose charred skin hanging halfway of her face.
"You're gonna need ALOTA coverup fer that." Hikari snickered. Flaunt turned flaming eyes upon Hikari, and mumbling a few words FROZE Hikari!! O.O All the fangirls gasped and then glared at Flaunt.
"WHAT THE-!" I turn back to Flaunt, glaring her down, "That's it! You are going down Baldo!"
I charge at Flaunt, prepared to do whatever it took to kill the bitch once and for all. Flaunt stands her ground, waiting for me to strike her, waiting, waiting, waiting. But...i didnt' get to sock her one. Naraku had caught me by my hair and was now dragging me into another room. Pfft...
"Bad move you baboon crossdresser!" I snap at him and kick him in the groin. D.G., and a new friend, Dai, dog pile on top of the primate like evil person. Seiya and Ki take out water guns from their pockets and squirt Kikyou. Then, like the mud she is made out of, she melted.
"Hey! It really worked!!" shouted Seiya, doing a little happy dance, "W00T!! we killed Kikyou!!"
Flaunt, now horrified and scared to death, trembles seeing what has happened to her comrades. I turn to her, an evil glint in my eye, and vengeful smile on my lips. Again I charge at Flaunt, fist drawn back, ready to pummel the prissy. Just then, Inuyasha burst through a wall.
"Where's KAGOME!" he shouted, eyes tinted red, he was ready to go youkai. Now, Flaunt grinned maliciously as Kagome floated up through the floor like it was made of liquid. Kagome was bound and gagged, her blue eyes wide and frightened.
"Let. Her. Go." I growled at Flaunt, "Take your beating like a MAN! You already look like one."
Flaunt glares at me and a dagger magically appears from nowhere into her hand.
"Make one false move, dearie, and i'll slit this reincarnated miko's throat!" hissed Flaunt, preparing to do what she vowed. Inuyasha glares at Flaunt, his eyes tinting even further red. The adreniline is pumping through my veins as I look around frantically. Hikari is froze, the others are still taking care of Naraku. Inuyasha won't stray from Kagome. And I'm standing here helplessly....and i HAVEN'T gotten to pummel FLAUNT YET!! DAMMIT T.T this day sux....
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^_^ sorry...i know it's REALLY short...but...well....i figured to leave it there ^_^ hehehe....ehhhh.... my stupid e-mail must be on the fritz or sumthing cuz I'm not gettin' n e of your reviews there....oh well....STILL LEAVE THEM!!!
Life: . they hate you al-chan.
O_O Life...u just called me Al-chan on the world wide web
Life: o_O OH DAMMIT SHIT FUCK....-_- god i hate you.
*tackles Life, sits on his stomach* so that's why you blush whenever i hug you?
Life: O.O *blush*
^_^ Ja Ne!! oh and I wrote this all in ONE day!! be thankfull pplz!! T.T u got that ^_^ PEACE OUT
Life: -_-;; whoop-de-friggin'-doo Al T_T
Me: *whispers* i think Life has been a wee bit jealous.....
Life: I HAVE NOT!! -.-;;
^_^;; Disclaimer: I own NUTHING MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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"Listen, Baldie, Life never liked u!! Ur just a slut with nothing better to do than to toture pplz....go to hell...that's where u belong..." I snaped at her. Okay...maybe not the best thing to say to an enraged Voice who has MANY cosmetics that could make me look like Barney in a second but what the hell. Hey!! when'd i get my voice back? Oh..what the hell..... She went into a room with MY boyfriend to do obscene things with him and she got a scream of pure terror from him and a long string of cuss words....that serves her right.
Flaunt raised her hand again to slap me, but something stopped her... a thought of pure evil...or constipation...either one could happen in a time like this. But it turned out to be.....O_O HOLY SHIT!! It's the fangirls from before!!!! O____O holey crapperz! D.G. takes out a flame thrower, a menacing glint in her eyes as she grins impishly at Flaunt. Seiya and Ki are untying me from the table thing.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING WHORES?!" screams Flaunt, glancing nervously from one girl to the next.
"WHORES?! Time to cook me some bitch!" shouted D.G. as she shot the flames from the thrower at Flaunt. Flaunt screams and runs, clothes afire, to the opposite side of the room where a fire extinguisher is hanging convienetly. Figures -_-;;
Seiya and Ki are still fumbling with the bonds that hold me down. Dammit!! I wanta go see Life, make sure he's not traumatized....or blinded from Flaunt's shiny head for that matter. Then, bursting from the ceiling with cheap special effects and dynomite, my roleplaying friend Hikari lands by the table i'm strapped to. She pulls out her faithful knife, and slices the bonds. I sit up slowly and jump to my feet.
"LOOK AT WHAT YOU BITCHES HAVE DONE!!!" shouted Flaunt, chucking the fire extinguisher at me. I duck as it hits the table and rolls off the side. I glare at Flaunt. With Flaunt's attention on me, D.G. takes this opportune moment to flame Flaunt. Flaunt's agonizing scream rings out through the whole lair and Kikyou and Naraku come running from a side room...wearing each other's clothes. O.O what could THOSE two have been doing?? . oh...yah....i know....I shake my head to get rid of the disturbing thoughts.
Flaunt collapses to the ground and does the good old STOP, DROP, AND ROLL. Again the flames upon Flaunt are extinguished. Flaunt jumps to her feet, breathing heavily and now made more ugly with her loose charred skin hanging halfway of her face.
"You're gonna need ALOTA coverup fer that." Hikari snickered. Flaunt turned flaming eyes upon Hikari, and mumbling a few words FROZE Hikari!! O.O All the fangirls gasped and then glared at Flaunt.
"WHAT THE-!" I turn back to Flaunt, glaring her down, "That's it! You are going down Baldo!"
I charge at Flaunt, prepared to do whatever it took to kill the bitch once and for all. Flaunt stands her ground, waiting for me to strike her, waiting, waiting, waiting. But...i didnt' get to sock her one. Naraku had caught me by my hair and was now dragging me into another room. Pfft...
"Bad move you baboon crossdresser!" I snap at him and kick him in the groin. D.G., and a new friend, Dai, dog pile on top of the primate like evil person. Seiya and Ki take out water guns from their pockets and squirt Kikyou. Then, like the mud she is made out of, she melted.
"Hey! It really worked!!" shouted Seiya, doing a little happy dance, "W00T!! we killed Kikyou!!"
Flaunt, now horrified and scared to death, trembles seeing what has happened to her comrades. I turn to her, an evil glint in my eye, and vengeful smile on my lips. Again I charge at Flaunt, fist drawn back, ready to pummel the prissy. Just then, Inuyasha burst through a wall.
"Where's KAGOME!" he shouted, eyes tinted red, he was ready to go youkai. Now, Flaunt grinned maliciously as Kagome floated up through the floor like it was made of liquid. Kagome was bound and gagged, her blue eyes wide and frightened.
"Let. Her. Go." I growled at Flaunt, "Take your beating like a MAN! You already look like one."
Flaunt glares at me and a dagger magically appears from nowhere into her hand.
"Make one false move, dearie, and i'll slit this reincarnated miko's throat!" hissed Flaunt, preparing to do what she vowed. Inuyasha glares at Flaunt, his eyes tinting even further red. The adreniline is pumping through my veins as I look around frantically. Hikari is froze, the others are still taking care of Naraku. Inuyasha won't stray from Kagome. And I'm standing here helplessly....and i HAVEN'T gotten to pummel FLAUNT YET!! DAMMIT T.T this day sux....
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^_^ sorry...i know it's REALLY short...but...well....i figured to leave it there ^_^ hehehe....ehhhh.... my stupid e-mail must be on the fritz or sumthing cuz I'm not gettin' n e of your reviews there....oh well....STILL LEAVE THEM!!!
Life: . they hate you al-chan.
O_O Life...u just called me Al-chan on the world wide web
Life: o_O OH DAMMIT SHIT FUCK....-_- god i hate you.
*tackles Life, sits on his stomach* so that's why you blush whenever i hug you?
Life: O.O *blush*
^_^ Ja Ne!! oh and I wrote this all in ONE day!! be thankfull pplz!! T.T u got that ^_^ PEACE OUT