Title: Swear words
Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with Gilmore Girls, so I would appreciate it if you didn't sue. Mentions of 'Mother Dearest', a movie about Joan Crawford that I don't own.
Summary: Rory and Jess discuss the potential hazard of swearing in front of babies. Very short future fic, Literati ... all dialogue. This is like a Fluffy McFluff of fics, no substance to be found.
Rating: PG, there are a couple swear words ;)
Authors note: This is kind of off character. Ah well.
"Are you buckled in?"
"Yes! I'm not a little kid, you know."
"Jeez, you don't have to get mad."
"Did you just say Jeez?"
"Hello, baby in the car."
"Yes, Sydney is a baby."
"Well, you don't swear in front of babies."
"Since when?"
"Since I heard babies begin language development in the womb."
"Well, I guess were too late with this one. Lane screamed every curse word in the book when she went into labor."
"I still think you shouldn't swear with babies in earshot."
"That's so cute."
"It's not cute; I'm very serious about this."
"I really don't think the baby will mind if you say Jesus."
"Hey!"
"I'm not saying sorry, Jesus isn't even a swear word."
"It is if used in a context not pertaining to religious purposes."
"Shut up, Jess."
"Yes, mam'm."
"Oh Jess, is the way you are going to treat the mother of your children?"
"Okay, go ahead and swear, but when all the kids in Stars Hollow start swearing I'm pointing Taylor in your direction."
"You wouldn't!"
"It won't be an issue if you just stop swearing in front of impressionable minds."
"Yes, hubbie dearest."
"I knew I shouldn't have rented that movie last night."
"No more wire hangers!"
"You do know that's one of the most over used movie lines, right?"
"Your point?"
"I don't know why people call me the trouble maker when it's you who is the bad influence."
"It's cause I'm cuter."
"How is that for a justice."
"Jess, if you don't stop acting grumpy I'm not gonna have your baby."
"You're almost nine months pregnant. I think it's a little too late to back out."
"Shit."
"Rory!"
"Now that is a swear word."
"Why don't we listen to the radio?"
"Are you trying to shut me up?"
"Yes."
"If you aren't careful you could actually hurt my feelings."
"You're too hard headed to get hurt feelings."
"And what is that supposed to mean!"
"I'm just kidding."
"Sure."
"Are you crying?"
"No....(sniffle)."
"Rory, you know I didn't mean it in a... well, mean way."
"Well it was. You are a big, huge gigantic meanie!"
"I love you too."
"Argh!"
"You know what? I'm sorry babe. I'm being a jerk. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Oh Jess, I'm so glad you realize I'm right and your wrong."
"Of course. So are you going to forgive me?"
"Oh, that's gonna have to wait."
"What? Why?"
"My water just broke."
"Damn it!"
"Hey Rory."
"Hi Lane."
"So how does it feel to be a mom?"
"It's so awesome, exciting, and so many other adjectives I'm too tired to name."
"Yeah, for such little things, newborns sure run you ragged."
"Which is why I wanted to thank you for letting us practice.... err...baby-sit Sydney."
"Um, your welcome I guess."
"So what's up at your house?"
"Sydney said her first word."
"Wow. This early?"
"Yeah."
"Did she say dada or mama?"
"Neither."
"Really? What did she say?"
"We were at my mother's house, and . . ."
"What! What did she say!?"
"Damn it."