Disclaimer: - I do not own Slam Dunk.

Author rambles: -Hey I learned how to tie up my hair using a chopstick… u know like those girls fighter use to tie up their hair when their hair is in the way when they are fighting. And I am proud cause I learned it all by myself on the first try too… hehehe

 This is dedicated to Rini. Happy birthday to you!!!!! My present to you… hope you are not disappointed with this. 

Rukawa mei-mei: Umm thank you for your very interesting review… Well here there was an implied sex scene… actually in Hanamichi brain of course...hehe… Umm maybe just maybe I might do a RuHana Lemon… if I feel umm 'dirty enough' hehe…

Miyahara Yuuki: Thank you for your review… I hope this chapter is alright with you. J

It is not really funny funny… It is plain STUPID though Hanamichi's present for Kaede but very unique.

Mag Megenta:- Here I updated…

Rumiko Nadajima:- Thank you!!!

Annedrew:- I love your story. When are you updating?? :D

Anyway:- Shinichi here would like to say Merry Christmas to you all and Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri and Happy New Year.

~~~Hanamichi POV~~~

Birds are chirping. Sun is shining. Yes. Today is the best day ever. As though I thought… then- it rains.

Damn!

How am I going to go to the shopping center? Hanako said she suddenly have something to do when she said last night she is not busy today. What if I got lost? Nah… I am the tensai. I won't get lost. What is so hard with getting a bus which goes to a MRT train which will send me to the town center? Yup… it is going to be peanuts. But I don't like peanuts. I am scared of peanut butter… why? Ask Hanako. I still get nightmares at night whenever I remember it. Yuck! Can you imagine Hanako naked well not really naked, she had spread peanut butter all over her body so that her boyfriend can lick it off . Yuck!! Look like a monster.

Ahaha... ok I made it up. Hanako did not have a peanut butter-crazed boyfriend… but it still gave me nightmares. Ok blame my over imaginative mind.

Kaede sent another letter today.

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Days of absence, sad and dreary, Clothed in sorrow's dark array, Days of absence, I am weary: He I love is far away.

Sometimes I find it hard to find the words to tell you how I'm feeling. But just know that I thank the universe every day for you and I love you completely!

When I think about all the great times we have had and the laughter we have shared it makes me realize how lucky I am to have you in my life. I hope you enjoy this because it's just for you.

A butterfly flies beside us like a sunbeam, And for a brief moment its glory and beauty belongs to our world. But then it flies on again, and though we wish it could have stayed, we feel so lucky to have seen it.

Hey! Hana-kun, how are you feeling today?

I MISS YOU!!!!!!

DAMN I have never felt so desperate before. How I wish for you to be with me right now. Every inch of my body, every corner throbbed and ached for you. When are you going to be here again to heal my aching heart from missing you?

Today letter is S.

Kaede.

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Ohh that did something to my ego… hahahahaha. I miss you too. Ok let's get going I still want to go shopping .

~*Moments later*~

So I am here outside of my sister's house waiting for a 44 bus which is going to bring me to Kuala Lumpur. Have you any idea how many people is staring at me right now???? So am I wrong to be a natural red head and be 1.82 tall… about 15 centimeters taller than average Malaysian male and a macho which is currently carrying a Hello Kitty special edition umbrella courtesy of Hanako my sister which is going to feel my head butt when I come home.. And not forgetting that charming smile and that very sensual voice of mine and But Japanese female just won't take notice of… now that is a BIG kick to my ego. But whenever Kaede said I am hot, beautiful (though I think HE is the one who is beautiful), my ego multiplies. Man I love that man… Love… it sure did something to my ego.

The first time…. He took me... it was beautiful

His weight was pressing down on me. Every bone, every muscle, every nerve-ending was so aware of him. I could even feel the pulsing of his heart against my own. I still remember his hands stroking and persuading, his mouth teasing, caressing and seducing. It did hurt but when I thought there could be no greater pleasure, he took me with him, higher and higher into the midst of a golden cloud where the world cease to matter and nothing existed except their complete and total oneness.

God what I am thinking… Oh the bus is here. Let's see, how much is the ride again? Oh yea.

*~ Three hours later~*

Yes I have finally made it to Sunway Pyramid. It is kind of cool which the outside on top of the pyramid is a reddish looking man with a body of a lion. Anyway… inside it is much cooler… with an ice rink in the middle of the shopping centre. Cool…

Why am I here again??? Oh yea, to buy present for Kaede. Hmm what should I buy?? Something electronic?? Nah I was lucky Kaede even know how to use a phone. Another Discman? Nah he already have 3. Maybe I should buy a Sakuragi Hanamichi pushie for him. Nah he already has me the original version. Ahahahahaha!! Now is it me or is my ego multiplying again? Nyahahahah.

I know what to buy him… another basketball with a special Sakuragi Hanamichi recipe… Man I am a genius. Where is the sports corner?

*~30 min later~*

That lousy saleswoman… I said Basketball and she gives me a baseball. Err excuse me… basketball and baseball are like heaven and hell… stupid baka!!  

At least I have the basketball already! Now where can I find the cake shop? I am a genius!!!

~~~NORMAL POV~~~

He went to the nearest cake shop and inside the cake shop:

Hanamichi: Hello can you speak English?

Saleswoman: Yes. What may I help you with?

Hanamichi: Erm. Do you have the photo printing on cakes type services?

Saleswoman: Yes. We do actually. What kind of cake do you want? We have Vanilla cakes, Chocolate cakes, Malaysian Pandan cake…

Hanamichi: NO! Actually I was hoping that you could use that printer and use it to print a photo of me and my friend into a basketball.

Saleswoman: A basketball???????

Hanamichi: Yes. Please!!!!!!!!

Saleswoman: Errrr… can you hold on for one minute?

Hanamichi: Yes.

The saleswoman went into the baking room and Hanamichi saw her talking to another woman. The woman's eyes bulged out as in disbelief. Well Hanamichi wasn't so surprise. It is crazy for him to do that actually… but won't it be cool for Kaede to have a basketball with pictures of them together??

The saleswoman went out again and said "Well, your request is actually very … unique but my boss says alright but if something happens it is not our fault. How bout that? Sir"

"Ohhhh thank you!!!"

The saleswoman just smiles and took the ball and the picture of them two from Hanamichi and said "please sit down your order will be ready hopefully in 15 minutes"

~* 15mins later*~

"Sir… here is your ball." The saleswoman called out to Hanamichi.

"Oh how is it??"

"Actually it went well… here." The saleswoman gave the ball to Hanamichi.

"Thank you. Arigato Gozaimasu." Hanamichi said gratefully.

"Dooi tashimasta" Saleswoman said out while bowing.

"You… understand Japanese?" Hanamichi asked with his eyes bulged out in disbelief

"Yes. Have a nice day." Hanamichi slowly went out of the store while staring at the saleswoman. He is in shock.

Having done his 'shopping' He decided to go home. This time instead of using the bus. He is using the taxi service… which is much more reliable and safer… harder to get lost.

Now the hard part… packing.

~~TBC~~~~~~~~~~

Note:- I know maybe some of you reading is going to say " What is this girl thinking??" But about Hanamichi's present, he was thinking like normal printer would not be able to print on to the basketball and about laser printing, he don't know anything about laser printing. And those printers which are used to print pictures on cake, he was thinking like maybe possibly it could… (but I know in reality it is really impossible… why?? Because basketball is impermeable and the ink will wash off…) but He thinks he could… because he is silly in a way… and let me tell you it is part of the plot.

Next Chapter will be about the disaster (I am sure you know what disaster it is)

Hey… Should Kaede be the bottom?? For Hanamichi X Kaede pairings??

Because Kaede is a girl name… or a unisex name(???). I don't understand Inoue Takehiko sensei… why name his character Kaede?? So he thinks Kaede is a girl?? Or wants to think he is a girl?? Well he is the weaker of them two. Oh well… never mind. :D

P/s: I was thinking of discontinuing Irresistible Men.

Shinichi signing off for Christmas and New Year.