It's snowy and I'm bored. So what do I do? Write the e-mails a Shaman would get!
We start with Hao. Ignore all of the OOC-ness…. :P
I do not own Shaman King. T-T
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Hao's Inbox=====
From: iseeghosts@oyamada.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Stop That!!!
I know that you can be very…. Extremely disturbed in the head sometimes, but PLEASE stop sending Yoh those e-mails!! It's throwing him off, and he's losing focus on the Shaman fights, and if he does that then Anna will be mad, and if Anna is mad she'll take it out on me through beatings, cooking, and cleaning! L The back of my body is all bruised up, and it's not very pleasant!
So PLEASE, I BEG you, stop sending those e-mails!!
-- Manta
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From: iseeghosts@oyamada.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Just cuz you wanna….
AAAAH! What are you talking about! I don't wanna do that with Yoh! That's disgusting and degrading, and you have a sick and twisted mind!!
This is getting deleted before Anna can find out!!! Oh my…
--Manta
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From: lady_boss@lovelyitako.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Die.
I saw the little e-mails you've been sending Yoh and Manta. Sick pervert. Go to hell where you belong.
--Anna
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From: lady_boss@lovelyitako.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Die
You don't give up, do you!?! Either stop it or I'm PERSONALLY gonna kick your ass.
--Anna
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From: lady_boss@lovelyitako.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Like you could….
I could too. I could also show you where to shove that mouth of yours.
--Anna
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From: ice_mountain@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Um… dude….
Anna's been acting bitchier than usual. And that's not good.
….for my sake.
Think you know what's up?
--Horo Horo
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From: ice_mountain@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: I sure do… (attachment)
O.o Is that the only thing on your mind? Didn't know you wanted to do your own brother….
I'm telling everyone now. :P
--Horo Horo
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From: snowflake@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!
My brother just told me what you have been doing as of late! Twincest is not a
good thing, now go get a life, you perverted bum!!!
Love, Pilika
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From: ice_mountain@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: You told your SISTER?
XD Yeah, you should have seen the look on her face!! It was
priceless!!!!
But… I didn't know you were up to protecting the innocent. But that kind of sucks, because I told EVERYONE.
--Horo Horo
PS. Don't kill me.
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From: snowflake@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Love….?
By "Love, Pilika" as my closing, I didn't mean it in the literal state. -_- Get a life.
HATE, Pilika.
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From: snowflake@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Oh, it's very easy to hate.
I meant I hate you!!! .
Go drink bleach and die!!
--Pilika
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From: ice_mountain@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Hey there….
Hey, ol' buddy, ol' pal! How ya doing? ^_^
Pilika is putting me through more cut throat training than usual. I think she's trying to kill me. O.o
What did you guys talk about??
--Horo Horo
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From: ice_mountain@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Grammatical Errors (attachment)
XD That's some funny stuff! You made her look like an idiot!
I mean…. I love my sister very much, um… don't… do that again..
--Horo Horo
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From: pumpkin_queen@haunted.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Waaaah!!!!
Mari's being mean! She won't let me borrow just ONE of her dresses. Only ONE! That's all I asked for and she won't let me!! Do something!!
With lots and lots of love, Machi
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From: cutiedoll@haunted.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Now now….
But Mari didn't do anything! Honest! Those dresses are Mari's dresses, and Mari should get to choose who will wear them!
If Hao-sama would like to wear them, then most definitely Hao-sama could!
Lo~ove, Mari
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From: pumpkin_queen@haunted.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Sorry, won't do.
That is so not fair! I think you love Mari more than me! Fess up!
Love, Machi
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From: pumpkin_queen@haunted.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: There's plenty of Hao love for everyone. ; )
Yeah, especially for Yoh I take it. .O I just got an e-mail from Horo Horo….
How did he get my e-mail address? Oh well.
Love ya lots, Machi
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From: shamanking@spirits.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: This has got to stop….
Hao, this has got to stop. Somehow Manta, Anna, Horo Horo, Pilika, Ren, Faust, and just about everyone else I know including MOM and DAD caught wind of the e-mails you have been sending, and now think I'm your gay lover. And for the Great Spirits sake, that's just not true. And you know it.
I can't even get straight looks from anyone anymore! Not even Amidamaru! It's all your fault!
--Yoh
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From: shamanking@spirits.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: I Loo~oove you!
. You're so sick! Stop doing that!
--Yoh
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From: bonesrule@necromancy.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Medication
Ok, the medicine is really tricky. Apply it to the wound three times a day, then close it up VERY quickly and the scour it with a flame. It'll heal quicker.
Of course not as quickly as my necromancy. Are you sure you don't want me to take a look?
--Dr. Faust VIII
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From: shamanking@spirits.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Oh you know you want to.
O_O
I SO do not!
Pilika's right, you DO need a life.
--Yoh
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From: pumpkin_queen@haunted.com
To: dark_side@hanagumi.com
Subject: Capital letters will not do anyone any good…
YESSA! LOOK, I'M YELLING RIGHT NOW, OR AT LEAST I SHOULD BE
YELLING IN REAL LIFE!!!!
Love, Machi
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From: bonesrule@necromancy.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Yes I'm sure
Alright, your loss.
May I ask how exactly you got that wound?
--Dr.Faust VIII
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From: pumpkin_queen@haunted.com
To: dark_side@hanagumi.com
Subject: Re: Caps are annoying!
I'm putting EMPHASIS on my WORDS. GET IT??!
LOVE, Machi
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From: metalsmoker@haunted.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: …….
Sir, are you serious about that plan of kid napping Yoh? Isn't that plan a little… extreme and stupid?
--Kanna
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From: metalsmoker@haunted.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: What are you saying?
Oh, nothing's wrong with the plan, sir, it's just that kidnapping Yoh so that you can molest him isn't exactly in the favor of the group.
--Kanna
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From: bonesrule@necromancy.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Well, it was dark….
You got it from doing that?! Wow, I pity you….
--Dr. Faust VIII
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From: cutiedoll@haunted.com
To: dark_side@hanagumi.com
Subject: Re: Cancel plan to kidnap Yoh….
Mari's confused…. Why doesn't Hao-sama want to do it anymores?
Love, Mari
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From: cutiedoll@haunted.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Idea was…
O_O Oh.
Mari loves you anyways!!
Love, Mari
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From: bonesrule@necromancy.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Just because your wife is dead….
I do not take special privileges just because my wife is dead! Don't you dear say that again, or I'll sick her on you!!!!
Speaking of sick… you are pretty bad. .
--Dr. Faust VIII
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From: ice_mountain@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Erm….
Yeah…. You didn't tell Yoh I was the one that told everyone and made up the thing about you and Yoh being gay lovers, did you? He's giving me the cold shoulder….. O.O
--Horo Horo
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From: ice_mountain@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Well….
You did. _ Some friend YOU are.
--Horo Horo
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From: ice_mountain@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: We're friends?
I thought we were!! L
--Horo Horo
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From: ice_mountain@aizutribe.com
To: firespirit@stargazer.com
Subject: Re: Well, we aren't.
Oh. I feel stupid now.
So!
…… wanna be my friend?
--Horo Horo
Forgive me, this was stupid. @.@
But, if you like it, please review! Tell me, which should I do next?
Yoh, Horo Horo, or Ren?
Ren and Jun weren't in this one at all…. I wanted them to be. Oh well, they definitely will in the next one!
Please review!