Author's memo: I do not own Harry Potter blah blah blah.

Why do they tell us authors to write that crap?!

Harry Potter & the Portal of Time

Chapter 1

                                                                                                                                                                                             Harry was walking down the 2nd floor corridor talking to Ron about his crush on Hermione when he had this sudden urge to take a pee. " I gotta pee," said Harry," "God Harry", said Ron. "Do ya have to say it out loud?" On Harry's way to the bathroom, he saw a statue he'd never seen before. The inscription said "emi tfo latro peht". "Wotcher"! Whispered Harry. All of a sudden, the statue started to move aside. There stood a portal. "Is wotcher the password"? Wondered Harry. Harry looked around, saw no one, and stepped in. He started to spin around. He thought he was going to barf when he appeared in the great hall. He saw a cluster of 1st years waiting in line. Then he saw himself!