The Slytherin table was in an uproar as they read the "Student Work" section of the 1st edition of the Hogwarts Gazette. So was the Gryffindor table, but the uproars were completely different. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff were quietly enjoying the piece of writing, with the Muggle-borns explaining where it came from and quietly singing.

"How dare they accuse us of this!" Draco Malfoy could be heard to shout.

"I do too have a gender!" Blaise yelled, causing the entire Hall to fall silent. As everyone turned to look at Zabini, Millicent Bulstrode spoke up.

"Yes you do have a gender, Blaise. Unfortunately, you are extremely androgynous, which makes it difficult to determine which you possess. You know this. You've always known this. Get over it."

This ended the full out shouting over the writing, but the Slytherins decided to fight fire with fire. Next week, the Gryffindors would see how it felt.