Warning: no plot whatsoever
Harry stared as he put on the sorting hat. The sorting hat hollered:
SLYTHERIN!" "Oh.My.Gawd. Did I just get sorted into Slytherin??? "Yep"said
some one next to him.
"Who the heck are you!?" asked Harry. "I'm the author." "Which means I can do anything I want. Including sorting you into Slytherin. * Grins evilly* "what do you mean?" Asked Harry. "You'll see." Said Carter. *Snaps fingers and vanishes into thin air* (a/n: from now on the story format will change
Example: Carter: you suck!
Harry: No I don't!)
Harry: what the heck was that?! Narrator: now, lets get back- Harry: who the heck are you?! Narrator: SHUT UP!!!!!! * Snaps fingers and Harry is on the floor sucking his toes*Now, as I was saying, the Slytherin table cheered. A boy came up to young Harry. (A/n: its getting confusing so lets call Harry from the past "young Harry" and Harry from the present "Harry")
Narrator: the boy was Malfoy. Malfoy: yo, sup dawgs! Name's Malfoy! .What? Who the heck made me say that?????!!!
Harry: *snaps out of trance* Carter! Lemme answer his question! Carter: *glares daggers at Harry* you ordering me around?! Harry: um.
Narrator: lets get back to the story!! What about young Harry?! Carter: screw young Harry!! *Turns to narrator* Narrator: I've got the power! *Snaps fingers and tranquilizer appears* Nighty-night, Carter! *Tranquilizes carter*
To my reviewers
Lawn of angels no5: thanks for the advice! Used paragraphs!! (((
angelofdragons: you said I was jumpy, well, I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!!! (j/k () I gave a warning. (
Me, myself, and I: You guys are weird! (Duh, you're me! ()
No updates till I get more reviews!
"Who the heck are you!?" asked Harry. "I'm the author." "Which means I can do anything I want. Including sorting you into Slytherin. * Grins evilly* "what do you mean?" Asked Harry. "You'll see." Said Carter. *Snaps fingers and vanishes into thin air* (a/n: from now on the story format will change
Example: Carter: you suck!
Harry: No I don't!)
Harry: what the heck was that?! Narrator: now, lets get back- Harry: who the heck are you?! Narrator: SHUT UP!!!!!! * Snaps fingers and Harry is on the floor sucking his toes*Now, as I was saying, the Slytherin table cheered. A boy came up to young Harry. (A/n: its getting confusing so lets call Harry from the past "young Harry" and Harry from the present "Harry")
Narrator: the boy was Malfoy. Malfoy: yo, sup dawgs! Name's Malfoy! .What? Who the heck made me say that?????!!!
Harry: *snaps out of trance* Carter! Lemme answer his question! Carter: *glares daggers at Harry* you ordering me around?! Harry: um.
Narrator: lets get back to the story!! What about young Harry?! Carter: screw young Harry!! *Turns to narrator* Narrator: I've got the power! *Snaps fingers and tranquilizer appears* Nighty-night, Carter! *Tranquilizes carter*
To my reviewers
Lawn of angels no5: thanks for the advice! Used paragraphs!! (((
angelofdragons: you said I was jumpy, well, I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!!!! (j/k () I gave a warning. (
Me, myself, and I: You guys are weird! (Duh, you're me! ()
No updates till I get more reviews!