Fire melts Ice
By: Carson the critic
Chapter 1:
I sat up in the tree looking down at the cursed world that was in my presence. The Ningenkai. I was stuck in this world because I really have no other choice.
As a wise man once said, if you can't beat them, join them. What the hell does he know? Yeah… I joined them, but it doesn't mean I still can't beat them.
Or more likely to say him.
"Hiei! Hiei!"
Oh great… It was him…
"C'mon! You are part of this team remember?! Koenma has a mission for us!"
"Alright," I snapped, "First of all, I am not apart of your team. Second off, he doesn't have a mission for us he has a mission for you! And third off, I don't really,
care what the mission is…"
"Hiei I don't have time for this! C'mon!"
I sighed and was just a little curious on what it was. I started to walk at least 10 feet away from Yusuke.
"Geez Hiei, did it take you long enough?"
"Shut up, I have had a bad day, just leave me be…"
"I can tell. You know Hiei; you are so lonesom, why don't you just tell Yukina, she will still love you-"
"What the hell? I am not going to tell her! How many times do I have to tell you that god damn it."
"Well, Hiei, it just kills you everyday because you don't… but it is your choice…"
He walked away, I guess he obviously didn't care if I came or not. I walk into Yusuke's apartment; the whole 'team' was sitting in front of the television
obviously waiting for me to get there.
"Where were you Hiei?" Koenma asked.
"None of your business."
"I see, well, then we'll just have to move on now won't we?"
I sat down in a chair inbetween Kurama and Yusuke.
"Now what you are going to see may shock you, and Kuwabara, I will understand perfectly if you don't want to do this."
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!"Kuwabara yelled. I snickered at Koenma's comment, finally the little brat was making sense.
"You'll see…"
Koenma put the tape inside Yusuke's VCR, though that thing is a piece of crap I don't understand why we could've just went to Kuwabara's house, but then
again, it isnt really my decision. When the tape started to work a beautiful girl was on the screen.
Koenma paused it.
"Here boys, is Seran Kataka. She is a young fire maiden who is the type that you cannot judge by the cover. Do not be fooled by her beauty. She is extremely
dangerous, she uses her beauty against her fighters, her kiss, is one of the most deadly things that ever walked along the Makai. Every man that she has kissed,
lost there soul. This skill is very rare, and only the farest of demons seem to have it. Why she does it I don't know. She is also the grand daughter of the Great
Parkou, she was adopted from him and ever since he died, she went on the wrong side. A good friend of mine fell for her beauty, and we are doing everything
we can to get him back. She is an excellent fighter, and is a challenge. Please! Capture her and bring her to me, and we will take the power of soul stealing from
her. And besides, I have a few things I want to do with her in my own time. Hee hee hee…"
Botan hit him on the head. That hentai…
"I mean, we will send her to jail!"
"That's what I wanted to here," Botan said, "Now let me say a word, it is very important that you capture her, if you don't then the souls we'll be trapped
forever. You need to get those souls back!"
"But…" Kuwabara said.
"What?! No questions lets just get this over with!" I snapped.
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO HIT A GIRL!"
"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?" Yusuke yelled, "SHE IS TAKING INNOCENT SOULS! HITTING HER WILL
KNOCK SOME SENSE ON HER DON'T YOU THINK!?"
"URAMESHI! SHAME ON YOU! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU NOT TO HIT A GIRL!?"
"STOP IT YOU TWO!" Botan screamed, she hit them both in the head.
"Thankyou, now can we get going."
"It seems Hiei can't wait to meet that fire chick…" Kuwabara mumbled in Yusuke's ears. I didn't say a thing, I was a little excited on meeting another fire
demon, since we are practically extinct.
"Hiei," Kurama said in his mellow voice, "Don't you think we should find out where she is?"
"I already know where she is!" I snapped, they all looked at me blankly.
"Oh yes, your jagan," Kurama said.
"Yeah…hmmm… Surprised it took you that long to figure it out… Anyway… She is not that far from here, just follow me…"
We ran down Yusuke's street unil we reached a couple blocks west from it… There are all so slow… Well, Kurama was the only one that was keeping up with me,
but those other lazy bums kept saying 'slow down you yonion' What the HELL does that mean?… Like I would slow down for a Ningen anyway…
But then again, where would we be without the hero in the story?
We finally got to the empty radio station, why would she be here?
"In here, I sense her energy…" I said. We walked in, it was a shitty building, but it had one big basement, you know they should've gotten Inuyasha60516's dad
to do some of the concrete work cause it sucks!(A/N Inuyasha60516's is one of the authors of this story and her dad owns a concrete buisness called
Phoenix Concrete).
Anyway, besides all the shitty work, it was dark and musty like an old persons attic.
"So, Koenma finally sent his goons to catch me ne?" And there she was, a radiant beauty, she was no taller then I, actually, I think she was atleast two inches
shorter then me, so she would be five foot two. She had short curly hair that had red streaks in it and her piercing eyes were so blue they looked black.
"Take that back bitch!" Yusuke yelled. He went strait for her but was too slow. She struck him in the head with a wooden pole that extended two times her size.
"Who's next?"
"I'll go, this should be interesting," I said. I pulled out my Katana and jumped up in the air and struck her in the back, but she defended herdelf with her pole.
Two knives stuck out of the ends.
"Clever...." she said. My attacks were quick, but not quick enough, for she pinned me to a wall.
"You are very powerful, but you should've used your full speed for me."
The next thing I knew, she kissed me. Damn… she was a good kisser. Damn it…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Kuwabara's point of view~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I looked at Hiei's body fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes. He was stll breathing, but what good was the body without the soul?
AHHH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO GET THAT LITTLE BASTARDS SOUL BACK!!
But… I cant hit a girl! Especially a hot girl! It's against my code!
"Well," Kurama said, "I guess it is my duty to kill her, please forgive me good lady," He pulled out his long vine thingy, man how girly… But then again when I
first saw Kurama I was surprised he was a guy! I WANTED TO ASK HIM OUT!!!! Kinda flat chested… but a guy can live with that. UNTIL I FOUND IT WAS
A GUY! Anyway, that was then this is now…
Seran stuck her pole inside Kurama's right side of his chest.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW I HAD TO FIGHT HER!! AHH MAN!!!
"I'll give you one chance to surrender your self! Or else!"
"Or else what?"
"Uhhh… I don't know… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT AND THAT!!" I started to swing my sword randomly at her with my eyes covered by my arm. I took a peek, she was just standing
there with a puzzled look on her face.
"I'll return when you are ready…" She started to walk away.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," I DIDN"T DO IT I SWEAR!! IT JUST HAPPENED! My spirit sword expanded and stabbed her in her right
shoulder!
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HIT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then all of the souls escaped from her body and Hiei
returned to the bastard that he is….
"You… You…" Hiei said, "Defeated her!"
"IT WASN'T MY FAULT! I JUST SWUNG THE SWORD RANDOMLY AND IT HIT HER!!!"
"Don't worry you baka, she isn't dead," he picked her up and said, "Now she is just an ordinary A class fire demon…. You take the others…"
"WHAT!" I looked at all the people I had to carry and I screamed, "HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But he was gone.
That damn bastard…
Hee hee hee…
"Seran and Hiei sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes Hiei with a Baby Carri-"
Hiei punched me so hard in the face I passed out because of brain trauma.
(Hiei, "Baka…")
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hiei's point of view*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
One of Koenma's slutty nurses were mending Seran's wounds, I can't believe that, that idiot beat her when I couldn't… and all he did was swing a sword
randomly…
Koenma came in and said, "Well, boys, case closed, Seran is better but we decided that we are not going to put her in jail for future cases and personal reaons."
"WHAT!!" Kuwabara and Yusuke screamed, "THEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO HER THEN!!!!!!!!!!"
"She's umm… welll…"
"SPIT IT OUT!!" Yusuke screamed.
"She is going to be joining your spirit detective group…"
"WHAT!" We all yelled.
"Hey guys!" Seran said in a perky voice, "I'm gong to be joining you," She stopped at the many glares that came upon her.
"Oh, about that, eh heh… ummmm…. It's a little personal so I'd rather not say, but I am sure we could get along if-"
"EVIL BITCH!!" Yusuke blurted out.
Uggh… this is going to be a long, long, painful experience
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: So how did you all like it? I know that Seran is a little perky but that was just for fun! I promise this will get more mushy and serious but can't it be a little fun??
Well read and review and have a good day!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Carson the critic
Chapter 1:
I sat up in the tree looking down at the cursed world that was in my presence. The Ningenkai. I was stuck in this world because I really have no other choice.
As a wise man once said, if you can't beat them, join them. What the hell does he know? Yeah… I joined them, but it doesn't mean I still can't beat them.
Or more likely to say him.
"Hiei! Hiei!"
Oh great… It was him…
"C'mon! You are part of this team remember?! Koenma has a mission for us!"
"Alright," I snapped, "First of all, I am not apart of your team. Second off, he doesn't have a mission for us he has a mission for you! And third off, I don't really,
care what the mission is…"
"Hiei I don't have time for this! C'mon!"
I sighed and was just a little curious on what it was. I started to walk at least 10 feet away from Yusuke.
"Geez Hiei, did it take you long enough?"
"Shut up, I have had a bad day, just leave me be…"
"I can tell. You know Hiei; you are so lonesom, why don't you just tell Yukina, she will still love you-"
"What the hell? I am not going to tell her! How many times do I have to tell you that god damn it."
"Well, Hiei, it just kills you everyday because you don't… but it is your choice…"
He walked away, I guess he obviously didn't care if I came or not. I walk into Yusuke's apartment; the whole 'team' was sitting in front of the television
obviously waiting for me to get there.
"Where were you Hiei?" Koenma asked.
"None of your business."
"I see, well, then we'll just have to move on now won't we?"
I sat down in a chair inbetween Kurama and Yusuke.
"Now what you are going to see may shock you, and Kuwabara, I will understand perfectly if you don't want to do this."
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!"Kuwabara yelled. I snickered at Koenma's comment, finally the little brat was making sense.
"You'll see…"
Koenma put the tape inside Yusuke's VCR, though that thing is a piece of crap I don't understand why we could've just went to Kuwabara's house, but then
again, it isnt really my decision. When the tape started to work a beautiful girl was on the screen.
Koenma paused it.
"Here boys, is Seran Kataka. She is a young fire maiden who is the type that you cannot judge by the cover. Do not be fooled by her beauty. She is extremely
dangerous, she uses her beauty against her fighters, her kiss, is one of the most deadly things that ever walked along the Makai. Every man that she has kissed,
lost there soul. This skill is very rare, and only the farest of demons seem to have it. Why she does it I don't know. She is also the grand daughter of the Great
Parkou, she was adopted from him and ever since he died, she went on the wrong side. A good friend of mine fell for her beauty, and we are doing everything
we can to get him back. She is an excellent fighter, and is a challenge. Please! Capture her and bring her to me, and we will take the power of soul stealing from
her. And besides, I have a few things I want to do with her in my own time. Hee hee hee…"
Botan hit him on the head. That hentai…
"I mean, we will send her to jail!"
"That's what I wanted to here," Botan said, "Now let me say a word, it is very important that you capture her, if you don't then the souls we'll be trapped
forever. You need to get those souls back!"
"But…" Kuwabara said.
"What?! No questions lets just get this over with!" I snapped.
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO HIT A GIRL!"
"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?" Yusuke yelled, "SHE IS TAKING INNOCENT SOULS! HITTING HER WILL
KNOCK SOME SENSE ON HER DON'T YOU THINK!?"
"URAMESHI! SHAME ON YOU! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU NOT TO HIT A GIRL!?"
"STOP IT YOU TWO!" Botan screamed, she hit them both in the head.
"Thankyou, now can we get going."
"It seems Hiei can't wait to meet that fire chick…" Kuwabara mumbled in Yusuke's ears. I didn't say a thing, I was a little excited on meeting another fire
demon, since we are practically extinct.
"Hiei," Kurama said in his mellow voice, "Don't you think we should find out where she is?"
"I already know where she is!" I snapped, they all looked at me blankly.
"Oh yes, your jagan," Kurama said.
"Yeah…hmmm… Surprised it took you that long to figure it out… Anyway… She is not that far from here, just follow me…"
We ran down Yusuke's street unil we reached a couple blocks west from it… There are all so slow… Well, Kurama was the only one that was keeping up with me,
but those other lazy bums kept saying 'slow down you yonion' What the HELL does that mean?… Like I would slow down for a Ningen anyway…
But then again, where would we be without the hero in the story?
We finally got to the empty radio station, why would she be here?
"In here, I sense her energy…" I said. We walked in, it was a shitty building, but it had one big basement, you know they should've gotten Inuyasha60516's dad
to do some of the concrete work cause it sucks!(A/N Inuyasha60516's is one of the authors of this story and her dad owns a concrete buisness called
Phoenix Concrete).
Anyway, besides all the shitty work, it was dark and musty like an old persons attic.
"So, Koenma finally sent his goons to catch me ne?" And there she was, a radiant beauty, she was no taller then I, actually, I think she was atleast two inches
shorter then me, so she would be five foot two. She had short curly hair that had red streaks in it and her piercing eyes were so blue they looked black.
"Take that back bitch!" Yusuke yelled. He went strait for her but was too slow. She struck him in the head with a wooden pole that extended two times her size.
"Who's next?"
"I'll go, this should be interesting," I said. I pulled out my Katana and jumped up in the air and struck her in the back, but she defended herdelf with her pole.
Two knives stuck out of the ends.
"Clever...." she said. My attacks were quick, but not quick enough, for she pinned me to a wall.
"You are very powerful, but you should've used your full speed for me."
The next thing I knew, she kissed me. Damn… she was a good kisser. Damn it…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Kuwabara's point of view~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I looked at Hiei's body fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes. He was stll breathing, but what good was the body without the soul?
AHHH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO GET THAT LITTLE BASTARDS SOUL BACK!!
But… I cant hit a girl! Especially a hot girl! It's against my code!
"Well," Kurama said, "I guess it is my duty to kill her, please forgive me good lady," He pulled out his long vine thingy, man how girly… But then again when I
first saw Kurama I was surprised he was a guy! I WANTED TO ASK HIM OUT!!!! Kinda flat chested… but a guy can live with that. UNTIL I FOUND IT WAS
A GUY! Anyway, that was then this is now…
Seran stuck her pole inside Kurama's right side of his chest.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW I HAD TO FIGHT HER!! AHH MAN!!!
"I'll give you one chance to surrender your self! Or else!"
"Or else what?"
"Uhhh… I don't know… AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT AND THAT!!" I started to swing my sword randomly at her with my eyes covered by my arm. I took a peek, she was just standing
there with a puzzled look on her face.
"I'll return when you are ready…" She started to walk away.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," I DIDN"T DO IT I SWEAR!! IT JUST HAPPENED! My spirit sword expanded and stabbed her in her right
shoulder!
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HIT GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then all of the souls escaped from her body and Hiei
returned to the bastard that he is….
"You… You…" Hiei said, "Defeated her!"
"IT WASN'T MY FAULT! I JUST SWUNG THE SWORD RANDOMLY AND IT HIT HER!!!"
"Don't worry you baka, she isn't dead," he picked her up and said, "Now she is just an ordinary A class fire demon…. You take the others…"
"WHAT!" I looked at all the people I had to carry and I screamed, "HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But he was gone.
That damn bastard…
Hee hee hee…
"Seran and Hiei sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes Hiei with a Baby Carri-"
Hiei punched me so hard in the face I passed out because of brain trauma.
(Hiei, "Baka…")
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Hiei's point of view*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
One of Koenma's slutty nurses were mending Seran's wounds, I can't believe that, that idiot beat her when I couldn't… and all he did was swing a sword
randomly…
Koenma came in and said, "Well, boys, case closed, Seran is better but we decided that we are not going to put her in jail for future cases and personal reaons."
"WHAT!!" Kuwabara and Yusuke screamed, "THEN WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO HER THEN!!!!!!!!!!"
"She's umm… welll…"
"SPIT IT OUT!!" Yusuke screamed.
"She is going to be joining your spirit detective group…"
"WHAT!" We all yelled.
"Hey guys!" Seran said in a perky voice, "I'm gong to be joining you," She stopped at the many glares that came upon her.
"Oh, about that, eh heh… ummmm…. It's a little personal so I'd rather not say, but I am sure we could get along if-"
"EVIL BITCH!!" Yusuke blurted out.
Uggh… this is going to be a long, long, painful experience
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: So how did you all like it? I know that Seran is a little perky but that was just for fun! I promise this will get more mushy and serious but can't it be a little fun??
Well read and review and have a good day!!!!!!!!!!!