Chapter 4
By k6e6p6
A/N thank you to everyone who r/r my story! Thankies so much! I hope you all like this chappy! And thx for reviewing mommy! (DpRp.) (lolz ;-)
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Lily was calmly eating her breakfast when James and Remus came down to eat.
"Hello, just came down to grab a quick bite to eat before our classes start today." James said to everyone who was listening.
"Here are your schedules." Professor Plum said, while handing out the schedules. Professor Plum was a short lady of about 5 feet. She was very nice and she taught Herbology. She had a very round face, brown eyes, and short blonde curly hair.
"What does everyone have first?" Remus asked everyone.
"I have--UGH!--Potions with Professor McFly!" Lily remarked as she looked at Professor McFly. He was a tall and had oily gray hair. He had a wart on his right cheek. He had thick glasses that if he took them off they looked like pudding cups. He was very mean and he taught potions.
"Wow! This sucks for all of us because we all have that class first! Shit! I got Divination! But, but I signed up for Muggle Studies!" James wined. "There's something wrong with my schedule! PROFESSOR PLUM!!!! EXCUSE ME! PROFESSOR PLUM!" James shouted.
"Yes, yes, what is it James?" Professor Plum said sounding a little agitated.
"Sorry to bother you, but, I signed up for Muggle Studies and I got Divination! I really don't want Divination! Can we change it?" James asked innocently.
"Sure, right this way, Mr. Potter." Professor Plum said in a bored monotone, while rolling her eyes, leading him up the stairs.
James followed Professor Plum and gave his fiends a look that said, "YES! I GET TO GET OUT OF POTIONS!!!!" Lily stuck her tongue out at him and he retaliated by doing it back.
Soon, it was time for Potions. Everyone gathered up all of their belongings and headed toward the Potions room in the dungeons. The dungeons were creepy to Lily. They were dark and they reeked of the smell of dead corpses.
As Lily, Remus, Sirius, and Peter stepped into the room, everyone just stared at them and then they had fits of laughter. Lily looked around to see what everyone was laughing at. It turned out that James got to do a prank on them before he left to go with Professor Plum. James had "left his mark" on them. He made them look like they had peed their pants!
"I'm going to get James for this! He is going DOWN!" Sirius said.
"I'm right there with ya!" Lily grunted as she was fighting a fit of anger. "But what can we do to him though? He's very good at having the last laugh!"
"Yes he is, but I have a feeling that we can pull a fast one on him!" said Remus.
"Yeah, ok, I really think that you guys can pull a prank on the all-mighty- James-Potter." chimed in Olivia Hater. She was about 5 feet tall with short chin-length strait hair that was brown. She was such a bitch. Everyone hated her. People were only her friends because she threatened to beat them over the head with a dead naked mole rat. She is Lucius Malfoy's girlfriend!
"Yeah, like anyone could do that! Only Lucius could pull a prank on him! Lucius could do it, but he doesn't even try!" Olivia said in her snotty voice.
"But how would you know that?! You're more of a stalker than you are a girlfriend! If you would even call yourself a girl!" Lily shot back.
Olivia said "HMPH!" and stalked away all pouty because she didn't get why people hated her. (A/N It's like HELLO?! WHO WOULD LIKE A THING LIKE THAT!)
"Yeah, well, anyway, back to our plan." Lily said abruptly, rubbing her hands together.
"Hello, class." Professor McFly said in his usual malicious voice. His wart looked more massive than it did before.
Lily, Remus, Sirius, and Peter sat down at the nearest table to them. Lily wrote a group note that said:
OH MY GOD! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE WART
IS COMING FOR US!
Once everyone saw the note, they looked at each other and they had fits of silent laughter.
"Ten points from Gryffindor for sheer stupidity." Professor McFly said as he motioned toward them.
They just looked at each other and then at him with malice intent.
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"Professor Dumbledore, Sir," James said nervously. "I, umm, I got Divination, on my schedule and I signed up for Muggle Studies, sir, and I was wondering-"
"If you could get your class changed?" Dumbledore cut in.
"Yes, sir, if you could please, sir" James said nervously.
"Well." Dumbledore said, "I don't see why not." as he said this he smiled.
"Oh thank you, thank you sir!" James said with great gratitude. He ran out of the office with glee. It was 9:00AM, Potions class is over! James thought, my next class is. He took out his schedule. OH NO! It's Transfiguration! Oh just great! One "GREAT" teacher after another. James thought.
The Transfiguration teacher was Professor Prentiss. He was fat, and bald, and he made stupid jokes about James that everyone laughed at. James hated him for this. If he picked on someone else, James thought he would be a good teacher.
James entered the Transfiguration class three minutes later and sat with his friends, who had angry looks on their faces. They had angry looks on their faces because their Potions class went about as well as in the first 5 minutes. Only, they got 10 points each taken away and each got 4 detentions because McFly took the note.
"What's up?" James asked Remus.
Remus told him the whole story. James was shocked because Lily wasn't even upset at getting detentions because it was worth telling McFly "You can't take this note! It's personal property and you didn't spend money on it!" Which made his wart get even more massive than it already was.
Professor Prentiss was sitting on his desk as a frog, he is an animungus. Nobody noticed until he took his human form, so it got "Oooos and Ahhs" from the students.
"Today, class, we will learn about animungus."
This is all that James heard because he was trying to think of ideas to put in the second love letter.
Hmmm. What should this one say? How about: Lily, You look so cute when you blush. You're everything I want; you're perfect for me. Every time I hear your name, I smile. You're not like any of the other girls. You're just so special. This hint is that I am in Gryffindor.
Love,
Your Secret Admirer
James wrote this down on a piece of parchment and he decided that he would re-write it over with the self-writing quill he bought from Rita Seeker, in the common room.
Before he managed to put away the piece of parchment, Olivia and her best friend, Michelle, came over to James (A.N the class was over) They snatched it, but James snatched it back so quickly that both Olivia and Michelle fell over onto a desk, knocking that over and then knocking over a whole bunch of their fellow classmates.
"Detention, Mr. Potter, tonight. Meet me here at 7 o'clock sharp." Professor Prentiss said calmly.
"Woo-hoo, we can all walk to detention together!" Sirius said rather dully.
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End of chappy 4! I am done with chappy 5 but I don't really feel like typing it right now! Lolz! More to come! Please r/r! Thankies!
A/N thank you to everyone who r/r my story! Thankies so much! I hope you all like this chappy! And thx for reviewing mommy! (DpRp.) (lolz ;-)
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Lily was calmly eating her breakfast when James and Remus came down to eat.
"Hello, just came down to grab a quick bite to eat before our classes start today." James said to everyone who was listening.
"Here are your schedules." Professor Plum said, while handing out the schedules. Professor Plum was a short lady of about 5 feet. She was very nice and she taught Herbology. She had a very round face, brown eyes, and short blonde curly hair.
"What does everyone have first?" Remus asked everyone.
"I have--UGH!--Potions with Professor McFly!" Lily remarked as she looked at Professor McFly. He was a tall and had oily gray hair. He had a wart on his right cheek. He had thick glasses that if he took them off they looked like pudding cups. He was very mean and he taught potions.
"Wow! This sucks for all of us because we all have that class first! Shit! I got Divination! But, but I signed up for Muggle Studies!" James wined. "There's something wrong with my schedule! PROFESSOR PLUM!!!! EXCUSE ME! PROFESSOR PLUM!" James shouted.
"Yes, yes, what is it James?" Professor Plum said sounding a little agitated.
"Sorry to bother you, but, I signed up for Muggle Studies and I got Divination! I really don't want Divination! Can we change it?" James asked innocently.
"Sure, right this way, Mr. Potter." Professor Plum said in a bored monotone, while rolling her eyes, leading him up the stairs.
James followed Professor Plum and gave his fiends a look that said, "YES! I GET TO GET OUT OF POTIONS!!!!" Lily stuck her tongue out at him and he retaliated by doing it back.
Soon, it was time for Potions. Everyone gathered up all of their belongings and headed toward the Potions room in the dungeons. The dungeons were creepy to Lily. They were dark and they reeked of the smell of dead corpses.
As Lily, Remus, Sirius, and Peter stepped into the room, everyone just stared at them and then they had fits of laughter. Lily looked around to see what everyone was laughing at. It turned out that James got to do a prank on them before he left to go with Professor Plum. James had "left his mark" on them. He made them look like they had peed their pants!
"I'm going to get James for this! He is going DOWN!" Sirius said.
"I'm right there with ya!" Lily grunted as she was fighting a fit of anger. "But what can we do to him though? He's very good at having the last laugh!"
"Yes he is, but I have a feeling that we can pull a fast one on him!" said Remus.
"Yeah, ok, I really think that you guys can pull a prank on the all-mighty- James-Potter." chimed in Olivia Hater. She was about 5 feet tall with short chin-length strait hair that was brown. She was such a bitch. Everyone hated her. People were only her friends because she threatened to beat them over the head with a dead naked mole rat. She is Lucius Malfoy's girlfriend!
"Yeah, like anyone could do that! Only Lucius could pull a prank on him! Lucius could do it, but he doesn't even try!" Olivia said in her snotty voice.
"But how would you know that?! You're more of a stalker than you are a girlfriend! If you would even call yourself a girl!" Lily shot back.
Olivia said "HMPH!" and stalked away all pouty because she didn't get why people hated her. (A/N It's like HELLO?! WHO WOULD LIKE A THING LIKE THAT!)
"Yeah, well, anyway, back to our plan." Lily said abruptly, rubbing her hands together.
"Hello, class." Professor McFly said in his usual malicious voice. His wart looked more massive than it did before.
Lily, Remus, Sirius, and Peter sat down at the nearest table to them. Lily wrote a group note that said:
OH MY GOD! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE WART
IS COMING FOR US!
Once everyone saw the note, they looked at each other and they had fits of silent laughter.
"Ten points from Gryffindor for sheer stupidity." Professor McFly said as he motioned toward them.
They just looked at each other and then at him with malice intent.
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"Professor Dumbledore, Sir," James said nervously. "I, umm, I got Divination, on my schedule and I signed up for Muggle Studies, sir, and I was wondering-"
"If you could get your class changed?" Dumbledore cut in.
"Yes, sir, if you could please, sir" James said nervously.
"Well." Dumbledore said, "I don't see why not." as he said this he smiled.
"Oh thank you, thank you sir!" James said with great gratitude. He ran out of the office with glee. It was 9:00AM, Potions class is over! James thought, my next class is. He took out his schedule. OH NO! It's Transfiguration! Oh just great! One "GREAT" teacher after another. James thought.
The Transfiguration teacher was Professor Prentiss. He was fat, and bald, and he made stupid jokes about James that everyone laughed at. James hated him for this. If he picked on someone else, James thought he would be a good teacher.
James entered the Transfiguration class three minutes later and sat with his friends, who had angry looks on their faces. They had angry looks on their faces because their Potions class went about as well as in the first 5 minutes. Only, they got 10 points each taken away and each got 4 detentions because McFly took the note.
"What's up?" James asked Remus.
Remus told him the whole story. James was shocked because Lily wasn't even upset at getting detentions because it was worth telling McFly "You can't take this note! It's personal property and you didn't spend money on it!" Which made his wart get even more massive than it already was.
Professor Prentiss was sitting on his desk as a frog, he is an animungus. Nobody noticed until he took his human form, so it got "Oooos and Ahhs" from the students.
"Today, class, we will learn about animungus."
This is all that James heard because he was trying to think of ideas to put in the second love letter.
Hmmm. What should this one say? How about: Lily, You look so cute when you blush. You're everything I want; you're perfect for me. Every time I hear your name, I smile. You're not like any of the other girls. You're just so special. This hint is that I am in Gryffindor.
Love,
Your Secret Admirer
James wrote this down on a piece of parchment and he decided that he would re-write it over with the self-writing quill he bought from Rita Seeker, in the common room.
Before he managed to put away the piece of parchment, Olivia and her best friend, Michelle, came over to James (A.N the class was over) They snatched it, but James snatched it back so quickly that both Olivia and Michelle fell over onto a desk, knocking that over and then knocking over a whole bunch of their fellow classmates.
"Detention, Mr. Potter, tonight. Meet me here at 7 o'clock sharp." Professor Prentiss said calmly.
"Woo-hoo, we can all walk to detention together!" Sirius said rather dully.
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End of chappy 4! I am done with chappy 5 but I don't really feel like typing it right now! Lolz! More to come! Please r/r! Thankies!