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Chapter 8
By k6e6p6
After breakfast, Lily and James went to an empty classroom.
"So, Lily, Miss L.E., do you really like me?" James asked.
"Yes, and you really love me? Thanks for the paper flowers." Lily said looking at James with a smile.
"Yes, I do, and how did you know it was me?"
Lily told him about the day with the second love letter.
"Oh.Hey, want to just keep this love letter thing a secret? Because I want a prank on Sirius. I was just waiting for someone to do it with." James said evilly.
James took a step closer to Lily, "But first, you must agree to being my girlfriend."
"Of course." Lily said and with that said, James grabbed her and pulled her close to him for a kiss.
"But we can't tell anyone because it might ruin the prank." James said after they broke apart.
"Ok." Lily said she had an evil grin on her face because she thought keeping it a secret was so mysterious.
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"Lily! I have the PERFECT prank!" James said to her when they met in the common room early Saturday morning at 2 o'clock.
"Really? What is it?" Lily said as she went to James and hugged him. She hugged him for a long time because she loved the way James held her. She then kissed him softly on the lips.
"Well, we could write notes that have some pretty strange stuff in it and leave it around for Remus, Peter, or Sirius to find." James said. "Yeah, we could 'accidentally' leave one right on top of Sirius. I really want to prank Sirius.Let me tell ya, that guy will believe almost anything!"
"Sounds great!" Lily said sounding highly amused, "Let's get to work."
Lily and James sat down trying to figure out what Lily could write in a note to James, or vice versa, that would be odd. They were brainstorming, the list looked like this:
1)Could say James is gay and loves Sirius
2)Could say James is an alien and he wants me to help him take over his planet
3)Could say James is really a girl who had a sex change
Out of these, number 2 got 'voted off' first. They couldn't decide between 1 and 3. Lily liked 3 the best and James liked 1 the best. In the end, James let Lily win and they went with number three.
The plan was for James to write Lily a note, leaving space for her to write at the bottom. James wrote a lot of stuff. He wrote:
Lily,
I have a HUGE secret. Please don't tell anyone! Before I came to Hogwarts, I was a girl. I got a sex change. I made an ugly girl. Everyone always said I looked like a boy, so I changed gender. But I think I'm in love with Sirius! Please write back ASAP!
-'James'
She wrote:
'James',
Wow. Umm. I think that maybe you should tell Sirius and ask him out after. Sirius is a great guy to choose! I hope everything works out for the best with you two!
-Lily
Then James wrote at the bottom:
So what do you think Siri?
Lily and James re-read it and they could've died laughing. James ran upstairs quietly and put the note on top of Sirius. After he came downstairs and sat down. Lily sat on his lap. He kissed her and they sat snuggling next to the fire place for about an hour, when they realized it was 5 o'clock. They decided that they were hungry, so they went down to the kitchens. Also, so that they could have some extra time together while everyone was eating breakfast.
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By the time they got back to the common room, it was about 7 o'clock (they did a LOT of goofing off!)
"OH MY GOD!" Sirius screamed from upstairs.
"He must have found the note!" Lily said with an evil smirk on her face.
"Yeah.he must have!" James commented with a smirk of his own. " Oh Siri! I'm coming up!" James cried out in his girlie voice.
Lily was on the floor laughing.
"I'll talk with you later, dearest," James said to Lily, "Ready or not," he shrieked, "here I come!"
James ran up the stairs taking them by two. When he got up there, there was a couple seconds of silence and then a scream, and then finally Sirius running down the stairs.
Everyone was out of bad now, watching the show.
"LILY! WHY DID YOU TELL HIM TO ASK ME OUT?!" Sirius roared as he landed on his butt.
"OH SIRI, COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!" James's voice rang out as he climbed down the stairs. "Oh there you are!" he said hugging Sirius then kissing him on the cheek.
"GET AWAY!" Sirius said as he wiped the spot James kissed.
"But.But Siri." James said about to cry, "I thought we has something.BUT APPARENTLY WE DON'T!" James stormed out of the common room with everyone watching.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Lily screamed pushing her way to the portrait hole to rescue James.
Once she got out the door, James was ready. He grabbed her and he tickled her.
"We can't do this here! What if they come out and see us?!" Lily said sternly.
So they were walking down the hallway when Sirius ran out of the common room in his tighty whities.
James noticed the portrait swinging open and he started to cry, Lily caught on and she hugged him and said, "Well, Sirius wasn't your type anyway!"
Sirius heard this and he crept along the hallway listening to what they were saying. Through the tears, James mumbled something to Lily and he didn't catch what it was.
"Lily," James mumbled, "That's Sirius, on the count of 3 turn around and yell 'gotcha!' ready?"
"Yes, James, it's ok!" Lily said so Sirius could hear her.
"1...2...3...GOTCHA!" they both yelled turning around to see Sirius, who was still in his tighty whities.
"Nice, real nice." Lily said, pointing at his attire.
"But anyway, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE!" James said as he mimicked the exxpression Sirius had on his face.
"Oh shut up! Everyone in the common room got mad and pulled my clothes off and threw me out!" Sirius said, "Now let's go back and tell them that you are male and you always have been."
Lily and James looked at each other and said "nah" and they walked on.
Sirius just stood there awestruck.
"YOU TOO BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN! Sirius yelled after them.
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End of Chapter 8 *Evil laughter* More to come, but just not now!
Chappy 9 coming soon! Within this week! Keep reviewing please!!!
After breakfast, Lily and James went to an empty classroom.
"So, Lily, Miss L.E., do you really like me?" James asked.
"Yes, and you really love me? Thanks for the paper flowers." Lily said looking at James with a smile.
"Yes, I do, and how did you know it was me?"
Lily told him about the day with the second love letter.
"Oh.Hey, want to just keep this love letter thing a secret? Because I want a prank on Sirius. I was just waiting for someone to do it with." James said evilly.
James took a step closer to Lily, "But first, you must agree to being my girlfriend."
"Of course." Lily said and with that said, James grabbed her and pulled her close to him for a kiss.
"But we can't tell anyone because it might ruin the prank." James said after they broke apart.
"Ok." Lily said she had an evil grin on her face because she thought keeping it a secret was so mysterious.
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"Lily! I have the PERFECT prank!" James said to her when they met in the common room early Saturday morning at 2 o'clock.
"Really? What is it?" Lily said as she went to James and hugged him. She hugged him for a long time because she loved the way James held her. She then kissed him softly on the lips.
"Well, we could write notes that have some pretty strange stuff in it and leave it around for Remus, Peter, or Sirius to find." James said. "Yeah, we could 'accidentally' leave one right on top of Sirius. I really want to prank Sirius.Let me tell ya, that guy will believe almost anything!"
"Sounds great!" Lily said sounding highly amused, "Let's get to work."
Lily and James sat down trying to figure out what Lily could write in a note to James, or vice versa, that would be odd. They were brainstorming, the list looked like this:
1)Could say James is gay and loves Sirius
2)Could say James is an alien and he wants me to help him take over his planet
3)Could say James is really a girl who had a sex change
Out of these, number 2 got 'voted off' first. They couldn't decide between 1 and 3. Lily liked 3 the best and James liked 1 the best. In the end, James let Lily win and they went with number three.
The plan was for James to write Lily a note, leaving space for her to write at the bottom. James wrote a lot of stuff. He wrote:
Lily,
I have a HUGE secret. Please don't tell anyone! Before I came to Hogwarts, I was a girl. I got a sex change. I made an ugly girl. Everyone always said I looked like a boy, so I changed gender. But I think I'm in love with Sirius! Please write back ASAP!
-'James'
She wrote:
'James',
Wow. Umm. I think that maybe you should tell Sirius and ask him out after. Sirius is a great guy to choose! I hope everything works out for the best with you two!
-Lily
Then James wrote at the bottom:
So what do you think Siri?
Lily and James re-read it and they could've died laughing. James ran upstairs quietly and put the note on top of Sirius. After he came downstairs and sat down. Lily sat on his lap. He kissed her and they sat snuggling next to the fire place for about an hour, when they realized it was 5 o'clock. They decided that they were hungry, so they went down to the kitchens. Also, so that they could have some extra time together while everyone was eating breakfast.
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By the time they got back to the common room, it was about 7 o'clock (they did a LOT of goofing off!)
"OH MY GOD!" Sirius screamed from upstairs.
"He must have found the note!" Lily said with an evil smirk on her face.
"Yeah.he must have!" James commented with a smirk of his own. " Oh Siri! I'm coming up!" James cried out in his girlie voice.
Lily was on the floor laughing.
"I'll talk with you later, dearest," James said to Lily, "Ready or not," he shrieked, "here I come!"
James ran up the stairs taking them by two. When he got up there, there was a couple seconds of silence and then a scream, and then finally Sirius running down the stairs.
Everyone was out of bad now, watching the show.
"LILY! WHY DID YOU TELL HIM TO ASK ME OUT?!" Sirius roared as he landed on his butt.
"OH SIRI, COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!" James's voice rang out as he climbed down the stairs. "Oh there you are!" he said hugging Sirius then kissing him on the cheek.
"GET AWAY!" Sirius said as he wiped the spot James kissed.
"But.But Siri." James said about to cry, "I thought we has something.BUT APPARENTLY WE DON'T!" James stormed out of the common room with everyone watching.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?" Lily screamed pushing her way to the portrait hole to rescue James.
Once she got out the door, James was ready. He grabbed her and he tickled her.
"We can't do this here! What if they come out and see us?!" Lily said sternly.
So they were walking down the hallway when Sirius ran out of the common room in his tighty whities.
James noticed the portrait swinging open and he started to cry, Lily caught on and she hugged him and said, "Well, Sirius wasn't your type anyway!"
Sirius heard this and he crept along the hallway listening to what they were saying. Through the tears, James mumbled something to Lily and he didn't catch what it was.
"Lily," James mumbled, "That's Sirius, on the count of 3 turn around and yell 'gotcha!' ready?"
"Yes, James, it's ok!" Lily said so Sirius could hear her.
"1...2...3...GOTCHA!" they both yelled turning around to see Sirius, who was still in his tighty whities.
"Nice, real nice." Lily said, pointing at his attire.
"But anyway, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE!" James said as he mimicked the exxpression Sirius had on his face.
"Oh shut up! Everyone in the common room got mad and pulled my clothes off and threw me out!" Sirius said, "Now let's go back and tell them that you are male and you always have been."
Lily and James looked at each other and said "nah" and they walked on.
Sirius just stood there awestruck.
"YOU TOO BETTER WATCH OUT! YOU'RE BOTH GOING DOWN! Sirius yelled after them.
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End of Chapter 8 *Evil laughter* More to come, but just not now!
Chappy 9 coming soon! Within this week! Keep reviewing please!!!