First off, I would like to thank my cousin Sammy, AKA Sam132289, for the
prank idea. All credit goes to her!
Chapter 9 By k6e6p6
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~Sirius's Dream~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Sirius left some X-lax on a table because he knows James would eat it because it looks so much like chocolate.
James came along and he ate it. After, he really had to go to the bathroom. While James was eating the 'chocolate,' Sirius put Icey Hot on the toilet seat and bubbles in the toilet.
James ran to the bathroom, he couldn't hold it. When he was done, he noticed that his butt was birning because of the Icey Hot. He realized what it was, when his butt was cold after. When he flushed, bubbles overflowed onto the floor.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~End Of Dream~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Sirius woke up with a smile on his face. He wanted to put his plan into action.
He went to Owl Tower to send an owl to his cousin, asking for the supplies and telling him why he needed them.
Sirius had an evil smirk on his face all day. James found that very suspicious, but he left it alone.
Lily was happy knowing she had James because she really liked him and he really liked her.
"Ahh, young love." Professor Dumbledore said to Professor Plum that day at breakfast.
Lily and James were engaged in conversation.
"So, Lily, what's up?" James asked.
"James, your with me almost 24/7!" Lily replied.
"I know, but I want to know what happens when I'm not with you."
"You're not with me when I'm sleeping, or at least that I know of, going to the bathroom, and showering."
"Yeah, well, I might not want to know some stuff..." James commented shifting uncomfortably in his chair.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~Later that Night in the Common Room~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Lily and James are sitting on the love seat in the common room. James is staring into her eyes with a look of outmost seriousness on his face.
"Lily, I just want to say how much I love you. I have loved you since I first saw you. When you were just sitting there on your front porch, looking so lonely. I saw you out my bedroom window and I wondered who you were. When my parents told me---"
James was cut off by Lily kissing him. He was so shocked it took him a few seconds to figure out that he should kiss her back.
This feels so right. Lily thought. James thought the same thing. They stopped kissing and Lily rested her head on James's shoulder.
"I love you too" Lily said.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~The Next Morning~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Sirius woke up to something pecking on his nose.
YES!! IT'S HERE! Sirius thought as he quietly took the supplies off of the owl.
Sirius carefully set the chocolate on his bed stand, knowing James would eat it. No one else ever touched Sirius's belongings.
Soon enough, James was up and Sirius was in the bathroom putting the soap in the toilet and the Icey-Hot on the seat. When he got out, James was doing the potty dance, as expected.
A few minutes later, James came running out of the bathroom with soap bubbles on his slippers.
"Ahh...Sweet revenge." Sirius said with an evil smirk on his face.
Every time James took a step closer to Sirius, his slippers would make a squelching sound. As James got closer to him, he held out his hand. Sirius shook it, only to get Icey-Hot on his hand.
James was so pissed at Sirius, but he knew it was a star prank. Also, James knew he just pulled a prank oh Sirius, and he had to prank him back.
"Great prank, Sirius" James complimented. "Where did you come up with it?"
"In a dream I had." Sirius explained.
"Only you, Sirius, only you" James said.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~Meanwhile~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Lily was sitting awake in her bed. She had a picture of James that her mom took over the summer.
A little while later, Lily went down stairs to the common room. She found James sitting there, looking at a picture and smiling vaguely.
Lily snuck over to him and she stole the picture, James tried to steal it back, but it was too late, Lily had seen the picture. It was of James and Michelle holding hands. Lily took one look at James and slapped him across ths face, ripped the picture in two, and stormed off with her backpack in hand, crying.
I can't believe him! What an asshole! Lily thought. She was running to the girls bathroom because she was sure that he wouldn't come in there.
Lily took everything out of her backpack that had James name on it or that it reminded her of James. She ripped everything up, then she took her wand and she made a fire and burned everything.
HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME? HE SAID HE LOVED ME! Lily screamed at herself.
After she burned all of the stuff, she sat in the corner , under a sink and had a total fit. She was crying, kicking, punching, screaming, cursing, pulling her hair, ect...
No one noticed she was gone except the Lions. They all tried to get her out of the bathroom, but she wouldn't budge. She just screamed at them to go away or else she would blast through the door as Bitchzilla (A/N that's what I call PMS at school! ;-) and none of them would live to tell about it. All the Lions, minus one, sat outside the bathroom still.
Finally, Lily blew the door off the hinges, went through the doorway, and muttered "reparo." With a flick of her wand the door went back to the way it was before. The Lions called her, but she just ignored them completely.
Lily stormed down the stairs of the Great Hall. She couldn't take much more of this.
If only she knew what I was doing! I was burning all of Michelle's stuff in the fire and I was amiling because I realized how happy I was without Michelle! She was the worst crush I ever had! James thought, what can I do? She hates me now...
James and the other Lions thought about how James could get Lily back. They had a couple of ideas...:
1) Lock her onto a chair with handcuffs and make her listen to James
2) Sing her a song on Christmas explaining what happened
3) Could make her listen by putting a silencing spell on her so he could explain
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~Meanwhile~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Lily was sitting alone when two fellow forth years came over to her.
"Hey Lily, you look pretty bummed!" said one girl, who Lily recognized as Kaleigh. Kaleigh was pretty, she had brown eyes, with long brown curly hair to match. She was about 5 feet 3 inches tall.
"Yeah, Lily, you do, very much so!" the second girl said, whom Lily recognized as Bethany. Bethany was as pretty as Kaleigh. She had blonde short, strait hair, and blue-green eyes. She was also 5 feet 6 inches tall.
Lily, feeling voulnerable, said "Oh, it's James, I saw him looking at a picture of him and Michelle and they were holding hands in and and he was SMILING!!!" Lily said with tears in her eyes.
"That stupid bastard!" Bethany said.
"UGH! PIG!" Kaleigh added.
"I know! How could he do that ti me?!" Lily asked ritorically and angrily.
James stood at the doorway, he was looking around for Lily, Kaleigh was the only one who noticed it.
"That STUPID FUCKNUT!" Kaleigh said loudly.
"He's got some nerve to come in here and look for you, Lily!" Bethany said even louder.
"Great, just lovely!" Lily said sarcastically.
Alright, when I get to her, I get on my hands and knees and beg her to listen to me so i can explain! James said over and over again in his head.
Bethany went up to James and she said, "What is your problem? Lily is a great person and you had to look at pictures of you and your ex- girlfriend?! JERK!" she slapped him across the face. It made a loud SMACK sound. Then, Bethany stormed out of the Great Hall.
James touched the spot where she slapped him. Kaleigh walked up to him, but before she could say something, James said, "Before you hit me to, LET ME EXPLAIN!!! I came here to look for Lily so I could beg her on my hands and knees to listen to what I have to say!"
Kaleigh just stared at him and said "Well, she's all yours, fucknuts!" She walked out of the Great Hall to find Bethany.
Fucknut? James thought, that would be a great word to use on Sirius next time I get pissed at him!
James walked toward Lily, feeling quite nervous.
"Uhh, Lily," James said, but that was all he had time to say because Lily said "NOT NOW! I don't want to hear your lame excuse! You still like Michelle! I get it! But you didn't have to shove it in my face!" she stormed off out of the Great hall.
James just stood there. Well, he thought, that definitally didn't work. ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ ~
End of chapter 9
i got writers block! sorry all that its so short! ill try to write the next chappy in the next week...but if i dont then i just wanna say: Happy Holidays!
Chapter 9 By k6e6p6
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~Sirius's Dream~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Sirius left some X-lax on a table because he knows James would eat it because it looks so much like chocolate.
James came along and he ate it. After, he really had to go to the bathroom. While James was eating the 'chocolate,' Sirius put Icey Hot on the toilet seat and bubbles in the toilet.
James ran to the bathroom, he couldn't hold it. When he was done, he noticed that his butt was birning because of the Icey Hot. He realized what it was, when his butt was cold after. When he flushed, bubbles overflowed onto the floor.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~End Of Dream~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Sirius woke up with a smile on his face. He wanted to put his plan into action.
He went to Owl Tower to send an owl to his cousin, asking for the supplies and telling him why he needed them.
Sirius had an evil smirk on his face all day. James found that very suspicious, but he left it alone.
Lily was happy knowing she had James because she really liked him and he really liked her.
"Ahh, young love." Professor Dumbledore said to Professor Plum that day at breakfast.
Lily and James were engaged in conversation.
"So, Lily, what's up?" James asked.
"James, your with me almost 24/7!" Lily replied.
"I know, but I want to know what happens when I'm not with you."
"You're not with me when I'm sleeping, or at least that I know of, going to the bathroom, and showering."
"Yeah, well, I might not want to know some stuff..." James commented shifting uncomfortably in his chair.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~Later that Night in the Common Room~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Lily and James are sitting on the love seat in the common room. James is staring into her eyes with a look of outmost seriousness on his face.
"Lily, I just want to say how much I love you. I have loved you since I first saw you. When you were just sitting there on your front porch, looking so lonely. I saw you out my bedroom window and I wondered who you were. When my parents told me---"
James was cut off by Lily kissing him. He was so shocked it took him a few seconds to figure out that he should kiss her back.
This feels so right. Lily thought. James thought the same thing. They stopped kissing and Lily rested her head on James's shoulder.
"I love you too" Lily said.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~The Next Morning~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Sirius woke up to something pecking on his nose.
YES!! IT'S HERE! Sirius thought as he quietly took the supplies off of the owl.
Sirius carefully set the chocolate on his bed stand, knowing James would eat it. No one else ever touched Sirius's belongings.
Soon enough, James was up and Sirius was in the bathroom putting the soap in the toilet and the Icey-Hot on the seat. When he got out, James was doing the potty dance, as expected.
A few minutes later, James came running out of the bathroom with soap bubbles on his slippers.
"Ahh...Sweet revenge." Sirius said with an evil smirk on his face.
Every time James took a step closer to Sirius, his slippers would make a squelching sound. As James got closer to him, he held out his hand. Sirius shook it, only to get Icey-Hot on his hand.
James was so pissed at Sirius, but he knew it was a star prank. Also, James knew he just pulled a prank oh Sirius, and he had to prank him back.
"Great prank, Sirius" James complimented. "Where did you come up with it?"
"In a dream I had." Sirius explained.
"Only you, Sirius, only you" James said.
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~Meanwhile~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Lily was sitting awake in her bed. She had a picture of James that her mom took over the summer.
A little while later, Lily went down stairs to the common room. She found James sitting there, looking at a picture and smiling vaguely.
Lily snuck over to him and she stole the picture, James tried to steal it back, but it was too late, Lily had seen the picture. It was of James and Michelle holding hands. Lily took one look at James and slapped him across ths face, ripped the picture in two, and stormed off with her backpack in hand, crying.
I can't believe him! What an asshole! Lily thought. She was running to the girls bathroom because she was sure that he wouldn't come in there.
Lily took everything out of her backpack that had James name on it or that it reminded her of James. She ripped everything up, then she took her wand and she made a fire and burned everything.
HOW COULD HE DO THIS TO ME? HE SAID HE LOVED ME! Lily screamed at herself.
After she burned all of the stuff, she sat in the corner , under a sink and had a total fit. She was crying, kicking, punching, screaming, cursing, pulling her hair, ect...
No one noticed she was gone except the Lions. They all tried to get her out of the bathroom, but she wouldn't budge. She just screamed at them to go away or else she would blast through the door as Bitchzilla (A/N that's what I call PMS at school! ;-) and none of them would live to tell about it. All the Lions, minus one, sat outside the bathroom still.
Finally, Lily blew the door off the hinges, went through the doorway, and muttered "reparo." With a flick of her wand the door went back to the way it was before. The Lions called her, but she just ignored them completely.
Lily stormed down the stairs of the Great Hall. She couldn't take much more of this.
If only she knew what I was doing! I was burning all of Michelle's stuff in the fire and I was amiling because I realized how happy I was without Michelle! She was the worst crush I ever had! James thought, what can I do? She hates me now...
James and the other Lions thought about how James could get Lily back. They had a couple of ideas...:
1) Lock her onto a chair with handcuffs and make her listen to James
2) Sing her a song on Christmas explaining what happened
3) Could make her listen by putting a silencing spell on her so he could explain
~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~Meanwhile~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~
Lily was sitting alone when two fellow forth years came over to her.
"Hey Lily, you look pretty bummed!" said one girl, who Lily recognized as Kaleigh. Kaleigh was pretty, she had brown eyes, with long brown curly hair to match. She was about 5 feet 3 inches tall.
"Yeah, Lily, you do, very much so!" the second girl said, whom Lily recognized as Bethany. Bethany was as pretty as Kaleigh. She had blonde short, strait hair, and blue-green eyes. She was also 5 feet 6 inches tall.
Lily, feeling voulnerable, said "Oh, it's James, I saw him looking at a picture of him and Michelle and they were holding hands in and and he was SMILING!!!" Lily said with tears in her eyes.
"That stupid bastard!" Bethany said.
"UGH! PIG!" Kaleigh added.
"I know! How could he do that ti me?!" Lily asked ritorically and angrily.
James stood at the doorway, he was looking around for Lily, Kaleigh was the only one who noticed it.
"That STUPID FUCKNUT!" Kaleigh said loudly.
"He's got some nerve to come in here and look for you, Lily!" Bethany said even louder.
"Great, just lovely!" Lily said sarcastically.
Alright, when I get to her, I get on my hands and knees and beg her to listen to me so i can explain! James said over and over again in his head.
Bethany went up to James and she said, "What is your problem? Lily is a great person and you had to look at pictures of you and your ex- girlfriend?! JERK!" she slapped him across the face. It made a loud SMACK sound. Then, Bethany stormed out of the Great Hall.
James touched the spot where she slapped him. Kaleigh walked up to him, but before she could say something, James said, "Before you hit me to, LET ME EXPLAIN!!! I came here to look for Lily so I could beg her on my hands and knees to listen to what I have to say!"
Kaleigh just stared at him and said "Well, she's all yours, fucknuts!" She walked out of the Great Hall to find Bethany.
Fucknut? James thought, that would be a great word to use on Sirius next time I get pissed at him!
James walked toward Lily, feeling quite nervous.
"Uhh, Lily," James said, but that was all he had time to say because Lily said "NOT NOW! I don't want to hear your lame excuse! You still like Michelle! I get it! But you didn't have to shove it in my face!" she stormed off out of the Great hall.
James just stood there. Well, he thought, that definitally didn't work. ~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_ ~
End of chapter 9
i got writers block! sorry all that its so short! ill try to write the next chappy in the next week...but if i dont then i just wanna say: Happy Holidays!