Ch. 9
*~*~*~*~*Hiei's point of view*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~**~
I took a sip of the sake infront of me, and took a deep breath.
"Havin' lady problems? Hiei…?"
I looked at the bartender that I have known for a while.
"How would you know?"
"I have seen too many not to know," He said looking at me, " Come on you can telll me Hiei."
"There is this girl…"
"Uh huh I figures that much out."
"And basically, I like her and she likes the one person who I hope she would stay away from, and the worst part about it it that he is a Ningen."
He shuddered and said, "Why don't you just kill him?"
"I can't I already have record… and you are not the first one to suggest that either"
"Nobody needs to know that you did it though…"
I looked at him, liking what he was saying.
"Think about it, if you kill him, the girl will be all yours… who ever suggested that before must be one smart demon!"
I was about opt say something, until there were two demons that were starting a fight, not stabbed the other and he fell to the ground dead as a plethora of small demons started to feast
on it.
"Well, even if I did kill him and nobody else knew, she would still know, and I don't think that she likes me very much anyway."
"Why?"
"Because, I am not too nice to her, I embarassed myself infront of her couple of times."
He then gave a chuckle.
"What's so funny?"
"Just," he started out, Hiei, in love? Never thought I would see that… she must be something really special…"
"Well, she is the kind of girl that, she is just my type… okay…"
"And what would your type be?"
"Kind, smart, independent, not a ms. Matha Stewert… or what the hell do you call those perfect women… Mary Sue…"
"And you are saying she si not a Mary Sue?"
"Well, she is also loud, a bit obnoxious and clumsy, but is good fighter, Koenma was calling her one of the best but… no, she is good, nothing more, she has some things that she can still
work on, but she is good for a woman. I could still kick her scrawny ass, not that I would, Something I agree with an acquintance of mine, I don't hit women. It is just not my style."
"Is she good looking?"
It took me a while to answer that…
"Well, would you want to love somebody who is ugly?"
He gave a big grin.
"Alright fine, I will admit it, yes she is."
"Don't be afraid Hiei, all men are shallow, it's just our nature."
I looked up at him and said, "I am not shallow, like I said before would you love a woman that is ugly?"
He took a moment to think about it.
"Well, there aren't too many demontreses that are that good looking so…"
I threw the amount of yen I owed him on the counter and said, "I have to go, I have business that are to be attended to."
He snickered and said, "Good to know that you are taking my idvice!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Seran's point of view*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
As I watched the screen even I couldn't help but to scream, demon or not, I still had a womans instincts!
"Whoa! Seran chill out it is just a movie!" He whispered lightly to me.
"I am sorry but I don't like scary clowns with big sharp teeth thar eat little kids!"
We were already at the part of the movie where the clown killed these two gay guys that were on a bridge(A/N: I have never seen the movie IT but I have read the book two times so
this is my favorite part of the book so I writing this!) and all these balloons were floating in the air and they were popping blood and the evil clown pulled one of the gay guys under the
bridge!
"That's it I am so out of here!" I got up from my seat and walked out, my God! For a Ningen Yusuke sure sees it interesting to see his own kind get killed by a mutant kid eating clown.
Yusuke instantly got up from his seat and went after me.
"That was just so gross!" I said, "I can't believe you actually made me watch that, why couldn't we just see a comedy I am so never going to another movie with you!"
He grabbed my hand and said, "Hey, it's okay, none of the people really died in the movie, I thought a demon would be used to seeing gore and stuff!"
"Well… I am not like most demons…" I gave a smile and put his arm around me.
"C'mon, lets go, you seem totally wigged."
We walked down the streets to the next corner. God it was freezing!
"Hey, wanna go get something to eat?"
"Sure, I am starving anyway," We walked to some small restaurant that but it looked good. As we got it the waitress took our seats.
"We have money right?"
"Yeah, I think…" He looked into his wallet and pulled out a 20 yen and a 10. I looked in mine and I only had 17 yen.
"It's 47 yen, that should really be more then enough!"
The waitress handed us our menus and I said, "I am really surprised you had more change in your wallet the a five!"
"Yeah well, I was planning to go somewhere out to eat afterwards anyway, y'know, just to be a nice guy."
"Like you are never a nice guy!" I teased.
"Ha ha very funny, I am going outside really quick, to get some air."
I knew what that meant, he was going for a cigarette. That's okay, it never takes him that long for one anyway…
*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^Yusuke's point of view*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^
I sat down on the bench and took a breath, it was a nice night, something you really don't see in a city. The something jumped in front of me! I gave a jump and then I noticed it was just
good ol' Hiei.
"Hey Hiei, you scared me! Geez don't do that again!"
He just glared at me as if I just kissed Yukina or something.
"Hiei… Are you okay?"
He just stared and saud, "Stay away from Seran."
"Huh? Wh- wh- wait a minute! She is my girlfriend I don't have to stay away from her!"
"You had your time with her! And now it is my turn, she is mine now Yusuke, either that or I will kill you."
I gave a short laugh, "You? Kill me? Hiei we are matched in power practically and besides you are one of my best buds why would you want to kill me? Does Seran really mean that
much to you?"
He just looked at me as if I already knew the answer.
"Okay, Hiei, I know that you would never kill me, listen I love Seran too, and whoever wins her love, gets it, that's just the way it will be."
"Do you actually think I care for you? You Ningen! We are not friends I wouldn't even consider you as a friend!"
"Uh huh sure…"
"Just watch me."
And then he just jumped out sight. Okay now I will admit I am scared. But, nah… Hiei wouldn't go that far right? RIGHT?
I wasked passed an alley in search of Hiei, okay I am totally convince that he is gonna do something bad! I seriously can't trust him! I hate to make Seran wait and I know she is going to
hate me but eh!
I ran as fast as I the public would not think I was a total freak cause I am so fast, but fast enough where I could find the little bastard!
"Hiei where the hell are you?"
And then finally something grabbed me! But it wasn't hands or anything, it was like something was binding me, uh oh, I was in rings like when I first met Hiei! And we all know that
wasn't too friendly!
Damn…
*~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~**~*A/N~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*
Sry Yusuke but I really don't know, you never know what hiei might or might not do!
If you actually think I am one of those 'nice authors' that give happy endings… WRONG!
Hee hee hee, I know what you are thinking that id gonna happen next, trust me, you are so wrong, only I know, :D!!!
Hee hee hee… Will he kill him, will he not, will all my readers hate for what I am about to do next or will they not…? To keep you entertained here are BLOOPERS!!
Ch. 6 BLOOPERS note: not real chapter, just funnies.
-Before yusuke and seran are going to kiss Inyu65 is acting like hiei in a separate tree above a huge patch of thin ice branch falls inyu65 is up in the air, hovering, waves hands like birdy
and falls also says buh bye.
-Inyu65 standing on log acting out titanic and is playing violin( which pops up randomly) Hiei pulls her out, and Inyu65 says, "JACK I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" and she kisses
Hiei and Hiei pushes her away and says, get the fuck away from me what the hell id wrong with you god dammit.
I come and say, "how dare you kiss my man girl"
She says, "Who where?" Hiei falls japenese style
Me: Wait I am the author of this story, I love Hiei, but in the story there- Nope! Ain't gonna say more then that! O SHIT I AM SO CONFUSED! Come Moby dick lets fly away.
Charges in freezing cold water.
Hiei: Well I am into Seran so it doesn't matter to me.
I pop back up and say "WRATH OF THE AUTHOR! SIT BOY!" Hiei crashes to ground.
Inuyasha pops out of no where.
"YES I AM FREE!"
Inyu65: NO YOU ARENT! SIT BOY!
Inuysha lands on Hiei and the ice beneath them breaks and they sink.
Inyu65 plays sad tune on violin. THE END
10. BLOOPERS
- when Hiei throws the pinecone at Yusukes head, Hiei goes THAT SQUIRRELS DID IT! And he points to the innocent, adorable squirrle sleeping in the trees which are really
planning to take over the world.
Yusuke: HIEI WHAT THE FUCK
Hiei(moving eyes side to side): I'm not Hiei I am a talking tree.
Me: CUT, HIEI HOW SAKE DID YOU DRINK
Hiei: But I am a talking treenot this Hiei…
*~*~*~*~*Hiei's point of view*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~**~
I took a sip of the sake infront of me, and took a deep breath.
"Havin' lady problems? Hiei…?"
I looked at the bartender that I have known for a while.
"How would you know?"
"I have seen too many not to know," He said looking at me, " Come on you can telll me Hiei."
"There is this girl…"
"Uh huh I figures that much out."
"And basically, I like her and she likes the one person who I hope she would stay away from, and the worst part about it it that he is a Ningen."
He shuddered and said, "Why don't you just kill him?"
"I can't I already have record… and you are not the first one to suggest that either"
"Nobody needs to know that you did it though…"
I looked at him, liking what he was saying.
"Think about it, if you kill him, the girl will be all yours… who ever suggested that before must be one smart demon!"
I was about opt say something, until there were two demons that were starting a fight, not stabbed the other and he fell to the ground dead as a plethora of small demons started to feast
on it.
"Well, even if I did kill him and nobody else knew, she would still know, and I don't think that she likes me very much anyway."
"Why?"
"Because, I am not too nice to her, I embarassed myself infront of her couple of times."
He then gave a chuckle.
"What's so funny?"
"Just," he started out, Hiei, in love? Never thought I would see that… she must be something really special…"
"Well, she is the kind of girl that, she is just my type… okay…"
"And what would your type be?"
"Kind, smart, independent, not a ms. Matha Stewert… or what the hell do you call those perfect women… Mary Sue…"
"And you are saying she si not a Mary Sue?"
"Well, she is also loud, a bit obnoxious and clumsy, but is good fighter, Koenma was calling her one of the best but… no, she is good, nothing more, she has some things that she can still
work on, but she is good for a woman. I could still kick her scrawny ass, not that I would, Something I agree with an acquintance of mine, I don't hit women. It is just not my style."
"Is she good looking?"
It took me a while to answer that…
"Well, would you want to love somebody who is ugly?"
He gave a big grin.
"Alright fine, I will admit it, yes she is."
"Don't be afraid Hiei, all men are shallow, it's just our nature."
I looked up at him and said, "I am not shallow, like I said before would you love a woman that is ugly?"
He took a moment to think about it.
"Well, there aren't too many demontreses that are that good looking so…"
I threw the amount of yen I owed him on the counter and said, "I have to go, I have business that are to be attended to."
He snickered and said, "Good to know that you are taking my idvice!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Seran's point of view*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
As I watched the screen even I couldn't help but to scream, demon or not, I still had a womans instincts!
"Whoa! Seran chill out it is just a movie!" He whispered lightly to me.
"I am sorry but I don't like scary clowns with big sharp teeth thar eat little kids!"
We were already at the part of the movie where the clown killed these two gay guys that were on a bridge(A/N: I have never seen the movie IT but I have read the book two times so
this is my favorite part of the book so I writing this!) and all these balloons were floating in the air and they were popping blood and the evil clown pulled one of the gay guys under the
bridge!
"That's it I am so out of here!" I got up from my seat and walked out, my God! For a Ningen Yusuke sure sees it interesting to see his own kind get killed by a mutant kid eating clown.
Yusuke instantly got up from his seat and went after me.
"That was just so gross!" I said, "I can't believe you actually made me watch that, why couldn't we just see a comedy I am so never going to another movie with you!"
He grabbed my hand and said, "Hey, it's okay, none of the people really died in the movie, I thought a demon would be used to seeing gore and stuff!"
"Well… I am not like most demons…" I gave a smile and put his arm around me.
"C'mon, lets go, you seem totally wigged."
We walked down the streets to the next corner. God it was freezing!
"Hey, wanna go get something to eat?"
"Sure, I am starving anyway," We walked to some small restaurant that but it looked good. As we got it the waitress took our seats.
"We have money right?"
"Yeah, I think…" He looked into his wallet and pulled out a 20 yen and a 10. I looked in mine and I only had 17 yen.
"It's 47 yen, that should really be more then enough!"
The waitress handed us our menus and I said, "I am really surprised you had more change in your wallet the a five!"
"Yeah well, I was planning to go somewhere out to eat afterwards anyway, y'know, just to be a nice guy."
"Like you are never a nice guy!" I teased.
"Ha ha very funny, I am going outside really quick, to get some air."
I knew what that meant, he was going for a cigarette. That's okay, it never takes him that long for one anyway…
*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^Yusuke's point of view*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^!*^
I sat down on the bench and took a breath, it was a nice night, something you really don't see in a city. The something jumped in front of me! I gave a jump and then I noticed it was just
good ol' Hiei.
"Hey Hiei, you scared me! Geez don't do that again!"
He just glared at me as if I just kissed Yukina or something.
"Hiei… Are you okay?"
He just stared and saud, "Stay away from Seran."
"Huh? Wh- wh- wait a minute! She is my girlfriend I don't have to stay away from her!"
"You had your time with her! And now it is my turn, she is mine now Yusuke, either that or I will kill you."
I gave a short laugh, "You? Kill me? Hiei we are matched in power practically and besides you are one of my best buds why would you want to kill me? Does Seran really mean that
much to you?"
He just looked at me as if I already knew the answer.
"Okay, Hiei, I know that you would never kill me, listen I love Seran too, and whoever wins her love, gets it, that's just the way it will be."
"Do you actually think I care for you? You Ningen! We are not friends I wouldn't even consider you as a friend!"
"Uh huh sure…"
"Just watch me."
And then he just jumped out sight. Okay now I will admit I am scared. But, nah… Hiei wouldn't go that far right? RIGHT?
I wasked passed an alley in search of Hiei, okay I am totally convince that he is gonna do something bad! I seriously can't trust him! I hate to make Seran wait and I know she is going to
hate me but eh!
I ran as fast as I the public would not think I was a total freak cause I am so fast, but fast enough where I could find the little bastard!
"Hiei where the hell are you?"
And then finally something grabbed me! But it wasn't hands or anything, it was like something was binding me, uh oh, I was in rings like when I first met Hiei! And we all know that
wasn't too friendly!
Damn…
*~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~**~*A/N~*~*~*~*~*~**~**~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*
Sry Yusuke but I really don't know, you never know what hiei might or might not do!
If you actually think I am one of those 'nice authors' that give happy endings… WRONG!
Hee hee hee, I know what you are thinking that id gonna happen next, trust me, you are so wrong, only I know, :D!!!
Hee hee hee… Will he kill him, will he not, will all my readers hate for what I am about to do next or will they not…? To keep you entertained here are BLOOPERS!!
Ch. 6 BLOOPERS note: not real chapter, just funnies.
-Before yusuke and seran are going to kiss Inyu65 is acting like hiei in a separate tree above a huge patch of thin ice branch falls inyu65 is up in the air, hovering, waves hands like birdy
and falls also says buh bye.
-Inyu65 standing on log acting out titanic and is playing violin( which pops up randomly) Hiei pulls her out, and Inyu65 says, "JACK I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" and she kisses
Hiei and Hiei pushes her away and says, get the fuck away from me what the hell id wrong with you god dammit.
I come and say, "how dare you kiss my man girl"
She says, "Who where?" Hiei falls japenese style
Me: Wait I am the author of this story, I love Hiei, but in the story there- Nope! Ain't gonna say more then that! O SHIT I AM SO CONFUSED! Come Moby dick lets fly away.
Charges in freezing cold water.
Hiei: Well I am into Seran so it doesn't matter to me.
I pop back up and say "WRATH OF THE AUTHOR! SIT BOY!" Hiei crashes to ground.
Inuyasha pops out of no where.
"YES I AM FREE!"
Inyu65: NO YOU ARENT! SIT BOY!
Inuysha lands on Hiei and the ice beneath them breaks and they sink.
Inyu65 plays sad tune on violin. THE END
10. BLOOPERS
- when Hiei throws the pinecone at Yusukes head, Hiei goes THAT SQUIRRELS DID IT! And he points to the innocent, adorable squirrle sleeping in the trees which are really
planning to take over the world.
Yusuke: HIEI WHAT THE FUCK
Hiei(moving eyes side to side): I'm not Hiei I am a talking tree.
Me: CUT, HIEI HOW SAKE DID YOU DRINK
Hiei: But I am a talking treenot this Hiei…