heh...commercials...YUGIOH style...okay!!! wooot! here we go
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING
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Yami Marik: RA
Yami Bakura: WIES
Yami: ER!!
All together: The beer of the gods! go to your nearest store and pick one up today!
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Seto: *comes out of his car, just from a grocery store, carrying Dog Chow*
Seto: I always buy my dog the best chow ever. That's why I buy Doggie Chowzer Primium! *opens door into his house* It has all the essential vitamins for a growing puppy. *in kitchen, pours it into a dog bowl* Here puppy!! here Dog!! *calls for his dog*
Joey: *crawls in on all fours muttering, has fake dog ears on and a tail* T.T *eats outta the bowl* HeY this stuff isn't so bad!!! *chows down*
Seto: *kneels down by Joey and smiles* Buy Doggie Chowzer Primium, it's the best for the less
Joey: CHOWZERS!! this stuff is good!!!
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Yami Bakura: *in shower ((A/N: ooooo)) *washing his hair* AHHHH OOOHHH THat feels GOOD!! WORK IT BABY WORK IT!!!
Ryou: *knocks on bathroom door* uhm...Bakura? u got a prostitute in there?
Yami Bakura: *throws a shampoo bottle at him*
Ryou: *gets hit* ow....*looks at bottle* oh......Herbal Shampoo WORK IT BABAY!!! *grins*
**offstage**
Yuugi: *cracking up*
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Yuugi: *sitting on couch**burps**scratches his 'southern region'*
Yami: *walks in in a dress, managed to get hair in a bun**fake singsongy voice* Yuugi dear...i'm going to the store!! Clean up the house while i'm gone. *walks out the door*
Yuugi: *farts, burps*
*Five minutes later**cardoor slams outside*
Yuugi: oh DAMN** *jumps up and runs to the kitchen, pants falling down showing his crack**flings a cabinent open and grabs a bottle shaped like a pryamid**sprays it*
**Little Ra gods fly around the house picking up trash, throwing away Ra-weiser, scrubs everything**
Yuugi: *hears key in the door knob* AWW SHIT!!! GET OUTTA HERE NOW U LITTLE BUGGERS!! *squashes Ra gods w/ a flyswatter* go b4 my koi sees ya'll!!!
Ra God: *Flick off Yuugi**cuss him out in Egyptian then dissappear*
Yuugi: *runs and dives onto the couch*
Yami: oooohhh HUNEY!!! *sees the house* U CLEANED THE HOUSE!!! OH THANK YOU DEAR!!! *kisses Yuugi*
Yuugi: *grins* no prob.
Yami: *grins and walks to the kitchen*
Little Ra god: *appears by Yuugi*
Yuugi: O_O *stufs the Ra god down his pants*
Authoress: *pops up* use Ra Cleaners. Comes in orange, vanilla, and papyrus scents.
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Yami Bakura: *running away from police**ducks down an alley, climbs up a wire fence, climbs up a fire escape ladder, jumps from roof to roof and dives into a window**somersaults on the ground and jumps onto the couch*
Ryou: *walks in with some popcorn* ready for the movie Bakura-Sama?
Yami Bakura: yah....*puls Ryou into his lap* oh...and here *hands Ryou a REALLY expensive Duel Monsters card*
Ryou: Thank you!!!
Yami Bakura: *Grins and looks at the camera* Raider jeans, they keep up with you when the cops can't
**police sirens are heard outside**
Yami Bakura: .....
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Ryou:*walks up to Yami* Mr. Pharoah? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Duel Monster's Tootsie pop? *holds up a lollipop shaped like the Change of Hearts girl*
Yami: Go and ask Mr. Tomb Raider...he's the cunninest dude around *cough*ornot*cough*
Ryou: ^_^ okay! *walks five feet and meets Yami Bakura*
Ryou: Mr.Tomb Raider....how many licks until u get to the center of a Duel Monster's Tootsie Pop? *holds up the sucker*
Yami Bakura: *snatches the Tootsie Pop and bites it off the stick, *chews noisily* one.
Ryou: *gets the lollipop stick handed back to him**stares at the stick...Y.Bakura bit off a piece of the stick too!* T_T;;;
Yuugi: *pops up* how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Duel Monster's Lollipop? The world may Never know.....
Seto: *pops up* actually it takes aproximately 1,396 licks....
Ryou, Yami Bakura, Yami, Ryou: - -;;;
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Yami Marik: That's All fer now Folks!!!
^_^;; heh...
Life; *kicks Y.Marik* GET OUTA HERE U PERVE...
^_^;;;;;;;
Disclaimer: I own NOTHING
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Yami Marik: RA
Yami Bakura: WIES
Yami: ER!!
All together: The beer of the gods! go to your nearest store and pick one up today!
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Seto: *comes out of his car, just from a grocery store, carrying Dog Chow*
Seto: I always buy my dog the best chow ever. That's why I buy Doggie Chowzer Primium! *opens door into his house* It has all the essential vitamins for a growing puppy. *in kitchen, pours it into a dog bowl* Here puppy!! here Dog!! *calls for his dog*
Joey: *crawls in on all fours muttering, has fake dog ears on and a tail* T.T *eats outta the bowl* HeY this stuff isn't so bad!!! *chows down*
Seto: *kneels down by Joey and smiles* Buy Doggie Chowzer Primium, it's the best for the less
Joey: CHOWZERS!! this stuff is good!!!
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Yami Bakura: *in shower ((A/N: ooooo)) *washing his hair* AHHHH OOOHHH THat feels GOOD!! WORK IT BABY WORK IT!!!
Ryou: *knocks on bathroom door* uhm...Bakura? u got a prostitute in there?
Yami Bakura: *throws a shampoo bottle at him*
Ryou: *gets hit* ow....*looks at bottle* oh......Herbal Shampoo WORK IT BABAY!!! *grins*
**offstage**
Yuugi: *cracking up*
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Yuugi: *sitting on couch**burps**scratches his 'southern region'*
Yami: *walks in in a dress, managed to get hair in a bun**fake singsongy voice* Yuugi dear...i'm going to the store!! Clean up the house while i'm gone. *walks out the door*
Yuugi: *farts, burps*
*Five minutes later**cardoor slams outside*
Yuugi: oh DAMN** *jumps up and runs to the kitchen, pants falling down showing his crack**flings a cabinent open and grabs a bottle shaped like a pryamid**sprays it*
**Little Ra gods fly around the house picking up trash, throwing away Ra-weiser, scrubs everything**
Yuugi: *hears key in the door knob* AWW SHIT!!! GET OUTTA HERE NOW U LITTLE BUGGERS!! *squashes Ra gods w/ a flyswatter* go b4 my koi sees ya'll!!!
Ra God: *Flick off Yuugi**cuss him out in Egyptian then dissappear*
Yuugi: *runs and dives onto the couch*
Yami: oooohhh HUNEY!!! *sees the house* U CLEANED THE HOUSE!!! OH THANK YOU DEAR!!! *kisses Yuugi*
Yuugi: *grins* no prob.
Yami: *grins and walks to the kitchen*
Little Ra god: *appears by Yuugi*
Yuugi: O_O *stufs the Ra god down his pants*
Authoress: *pops up* use Ra Cleaners. Comes in orange, vanilla, and papyrus scents.
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Yami Bakura: *running away from police**ducks down an alley, climbs up a wire fence, climbs up a fire escape ladder, jumps from roof to roof and dives into a window**somersaults on the ground and jumps onto the couch*
Ryou: *walks in with some popcorn* ready for the movie Bakura-Sama?
Yami Bakura: yah....*puls Ryou into his lap* oh...and here *hands Ryou a REALLY expensive Duel Monsters card*
Ryou: Thank you!!!
Yami Bakura: *Grins and looks at the camera* Raider jeans, they keep up with you when the cops can't
**police sirens are heard outside**
Yami Bakura: .....
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Ryou:*walks up to Yami* Mr. Pharoah? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Duel Monster's Tootsie pop? *holds up a lollipop shaped like the Change of Hearts girl*
Yami: Go and ask Mr. Tomb Raider...he's the cunninest dude around *cough*ornot*cough*
Ryou: ^_^ okay! *walks five feet and meets Yami Bakura*
Ryou: Mr.Tomb Raider....how many licks until u get to the center of a Duel Monster's Tootsie Pop? *holds up the sucker*
Yami Bakura: *snatches the Tootsie Pop and bites it off the stick, *chews noisily* one.
Ryou: *gets the lollipop stick handed back to him**stares at the stick...Y.Bakura bit off a piece of the stick too!* T_T;;;
Yuugi: *pops up* how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Duel Monster's Lollipop? The world may Never know.....
Seto: *pops up* actually it takes aproximately 1,396 licks....
Ryou, Yami Bakura, Yami, Ryou: - -;;;
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Yami Marik: That's All fer now Folks!!!
^_^;; heh...
Life; *kicks Y.Marik* GET OUTA HERE U PERVE...
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