back...okay....here 'tis chapter 2!!

Life: RUN rUN AND HIIIIIDE!!!!!

^_^ in this one there mite be some movies scenes heh....here goes nothing....and there's gonna be some Anzu (Tea or Taya) bashing...sooooo w000t! go me!

Disclaimer: I own nothing

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*Scene from Shrek*

Yami Marik: oooo what's this do? *pulls lever**Ticking is heard*

Yami bakura and Yami Marik: *make faces*

*doors open*

Little egyptian dolls things:*singing*

Welcome to Duloc this is the perfect town

Here we have some rules let us lay them down

Please stay off of the grass

Wash your hands and wipe your.....*Bakura shouts*

Yami Bakura: ASS!!! XD

Yami Marik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*end scene*

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Marik: Can you hear me now? Good

Marik: *walks somewhere* Can you hear me now? Good.

Marik: *walks three steps* Can you hear me now? Good.

Yami Bakura: *pops up* Get your own mind controlled slave today!! Unlimited minutes any time anwhere. No Roaming charges and NO, I repeat that, No payments till the year 2023!!

Ryou: *leans out from behind Y. Bakura* I call it my 'I'm Doomed til the day i die' plan.

Yami Bakura: - -; wrong commercial.

Ryou: Oops ^_^;; heh

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Yuugi: YAHOOOOO!!!! *skiing down a snow covered hill nekked*

Authoress: o_O;

Yuugi: *goes off a ramp and lands in front of a Moutain Dew machine just as a dew comes out of the machine**takes a big gulp**refreshed* AHHH.....

Yami: *appears next to Yuugi* Do the Dew!!

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((rice crispies))

Joey, Tristan, and Yugi: *rocking, singing*

Yuugi: *plays guitar*

Joey: *plays drums*

Tristain: *other guitar*

Yuugi: Evry time i hear that call I jump outa bed

Joey: Those rice crispies cereal are singing in my HEAD.

All: Snap Crackle RA!

Yuugi: With ice cold milk!

All: Snap Crackle RA!! Snap Crackle RA!! *ends song*

Yuugi: Ra crispies!! the best Cereal in the WOILD!! *holds up a red box w/ a cartoon ra god on it*

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**Scene from Jurassic Park**

Yuugi: *in car, day dreaming, glass on dash board full of water begins to ripple**Yuugi stares at it like so* O.O

Water in glass: *ripple, Ripple, Ripple*

Yuugi: AHHH!!!! ANZUUUU!!! ((Also known as Tea (prounounced Taya))

Anzu: Friends are the basis of life blah blah blah! *FARTS* oopsies...JOEY!!! u IDIOT!!! T.T *farts, burbs, picks a wedgie outta her butt* Friends are blablablablblablablahblahblahblah.....etc

Joey:AHHH!!! WHEN WILL THE HORROR STOP!!!

**end scene**

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Mai: *grumbles 'why do I HAFTA work w/ the prep barbie?'**smiles at Anzu* Hey Anzu, what's that u got ther?! IS that delivery?

Anzu: *holds up a Digorno box* NO!! IT's Di-Di-Di....It's Egyptian! HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEH I"M SMART!!!

Marik: *pops up* It's not EGYPTIAN!!! THAT'S DI-DI-DI....THAT'S FRENCH!!! *knocks Tea unconscious with Millenium Rod*

Anzu: @_@ oooooo......Mokuba is sooooo HOTT!!

Seto: *stomps onstage and kicks Anzu**eye twitch* SLUT!!!

Anzu: *goes flying onto Pluto* WHEEEEE!!!!

Authroess: - -;

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Narator(Yugi): have YOU lost a loved one? Or a horrid mother-in-law that hid your underwear? Or maybe a brother that shoved you down a snowcovered hill after calling out to u when you were in teh shower. Well! Dr. Ryou Bakura can help you contact them!

Ryou: XD hehehehe...*points at Yami Bakura* that's the Doctor.

Yami BAkura: o_O I'm a doctor? Heh....FIRST!!! I shall perform a BRAIN surgery on YAMI!! *throws Yami to a table and straps him on*

Yami: O_O;;;

Yugi: NOOOO!!!

Ryou: - -; not THAT kinda doctor.

Yami Bakur: ;_; but.....i wanta perform brain surgery on hiiiiim.....

Yami: oO help. me.

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Very very short...sorry ^_^;;; i need commercials...and scenes from movies to use....- -; i can't think of any