Disclaimers: I Do Not Own Weiss Kreuz or Sailor Moon. They are sole property of their creator. Takehito Koyasu-sama owns Weiss Kreuz. Naoko Takeuchi-sama owns Sailor Moon. So pay attention!
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KyraEnsui: I feel like a broken record. It's repeating itself over and over. Nothing new about the disclaimer though. Hehe... Etoo.....
Hisoka: Shouldn't you talk about your 1st flame on one of your fics?
KyraEnsui: **hugs Hisoka** Oh you are a bearing of good news. Hehe... I should.
Hisoka: **tries to ply off KyraEnsui** Do you mind? Your silly and eerie emotion is getting into me.
KyraEnsui: Oops... I forgot that you can do that. ^^ Hey... What do you mean eerie emotion??
Hisoka: There's something about you that I can't pinpoint. You are too darn hard to quite understand even though you can make yourself quite clearly.
KyraEnsui: Thanx. I don't try my best to do that. Anyway, who actually flame me?!
Tatsumi: Manx16...saying something like "Okay I'm gonna say this right up front. You Fic is scarey! *runs and hids* I'm not coming back ever again! Sayonara!"
KyraEnsui: Aa... Let me check myself. Twisted writer?
Tsuzuki: Definitely a check.
KyraEnsui: Emotional?
Hisoka: ........Check, sometimes.
KyraEnsui: Scary?
Watari: Umm.....more along the line of weird and psychotic.
KyraEnsui: Am I missing something here?
Tatsumi: Procrastinator.
KyraEnsui: Double check!!!
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[A/N: Woo hoo. My 1st flame and I have been a writer for almost 3 months. Hehe... Like I say, somewhere in my fic, that I do accept flame because it'll bring more inspiration. A positive review is much lovier, but hey, I don't mind. I just know that you all, the readers, are reading my fic. ^__^V And now, let's meet the other scouts.]
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[thinking]
telepathy
//scenes//
//Negaverse//
Queen Beryl: Jadeite, do you have any plans to get rid of Sailor Moon and 'her' perverted guardian?
Jadeite: I...um...
Malakite: How about finding his other friends and used them as bait? That way, that little soccer brat moon will give us the crystal that will help us take over this stupid planet.
Jadeite: Masafumi-sama!! **glomps him**
Queen Beryl: Excellent idea, my son. With that crystal, I can become the president of Japan.
Malakite: Geez.. You're thinking small as usual. Eh..Jadeite?
Jadeite: Yes?
Malakite: If I so remember, isn't Jadeite and Malakite don't go along in this universe?
Jadeite: **shrugs** I don't care.
Queen Beryl: Jadeite! Go descend back to Earth and go make some bad-ass and evil havoc on Earth. Do you understand?
Jadeite: **sarcastic** Oh yes, my Man-Queen. **grumbles**
Queen Beryl: **raise brow** Man-Queen?
//Jadeite immidiately disappear before she was going to be given a LONG speech of not calling names and how he's going to rule... ya di da...ya di da...//
//Earth//
Luna: Come on Ken. Wake up. You'll be late for school again. [Gah.. I'm his alarm again since he's unable to replace his old one. **sweatdrops** Hope he doesn't smash me....]
Ken: **mumbles** 5 more minutes....Zzzz...
Luna: *sighs* Ken...I don't know what's disturbing.. You being resembling the actual Sailor Moon or that I'm a writer which just being very disturbed. Hehe...
Ken: Too lazy.... **mumbles more**
Luna: I'm going to regret this soo much but it's for your own good Ken.
//10 minutes later//
Schuldig: Wakie wakie kitten. Time for school. **slides hand on his leg under the blanket** Oh I just love doing this.
Ken: **falls off bed** Itaii~~
Luna: You're finally awake sleepy head. I tried but you made me do that.
Ken: **grumbles** Some way to wake up. **yawns** I'm going to take a shower.
Luna: Okay...
//Ken finds a towel and goes into the bathroom//
Luna: You know that was a bit overboard.
Schuldig: I know but you have any better ideas to wake him up. **smirks** Beside, I'm enjoying this. It's all because of you.
Luna: **sighs** I knew I shouldn't read too much of those fics. Damn.. Apparently, you pairing up with Ken weighs more than the others. **grumbles**
Schuldig: You just love me, don't you?
Luna: Don't get cocky there. I can change this you know.
Schuldig: **waves** Yeah yeah... I understand.
//Ken comes out of the shower with one towel on his head and one that wraps around his waist. Apparently, Ken does not remember that Luna is a girl. Luna is blushing in red and jumps onto the window sill and out.//
Ken: [What's got into Luna??]
Schuldig: Simple. Luna is a girl. And you're a guy. Put two and two together and mulitply by the way you are showing yourself. **laughing**
Ken: **looks himself in the mirror** [Crap!!] **blushes**
Mother: Ken, honey. You'll be late for school again. Oh yeah, you have someone waiting for you at the door. Someone by the names Darian and Luna.
Ken: [Luna...Darian??]
//Within 5 minutes, he is all dressed and flying down the stairs but without being a klutz again and falls. He grabs his lunch and bag from his mother and flies out of the door where he sees two figures waiting for him out front of the gate.//
Ken: Sch...Schuldig!!!!
Schuldig: Yo~
Ken: But...but... She said, "Darian".
Luna: Apparently, she can't say his name right so I told her that Darian is his name since it is Sailor Moon's lover's name.
Ken: **stares blankly at the girl** Who are you??
Schuldig: Well well... You're not the only one who didn't recognize her but she's Luna.
Ken: Lu...Luna?!
Luna: Yes. This is my human form. If you look a bit closely, I am also the genie who granted your wish.
Ken: **looks closely into her brown eyes** IT'S YOU!!!
Luna: **sighs** Time to go to school. You'll be late.
Ken: Aren't you coming?
Luna: I can't. I'll be revert back as my cat-form in....
//Luna is revert back to her cat-form.//
Ken: Shit... I'm late. **speeds off, leaving Schuldig and Luna behind**
Schuldig: Shouldn't we told him that we saw three of his kitties friend?
Luna: He'll find out soon enough.
//Ken did not pay attention to where he is running that he runs smack to the wall.//
Ken: Itaii~~ **looks up** EH??
//He stares at wall for a good long minutes. Confused. Awed. Shocked. Surprised. He tries to bring some words out but he just remember that he was really late for school. And so, he runs off again.//
//10 minutes later//
Ken: Crap...crap... Not this again. **sighs** At least I don't have that baka gaijin [literally: stupid foreigner. Gaijin means non-japanese person] to bother me. **coughs** Stupid chalk dust.
Ami: Excuse me.
Ken: **still coughing** Yes.
Ami: Umm... Have you seen my clear blue disk in here? Someone told me that a teacher found it here and placed it in her desk.
Ken: Yeah... Let me get it for you.
Ami: Thank yo..... KEN?!
//Ken is spooked//
Ami: Ken, is that you?!
Ken: O..o..OMI?!!!!!!!!!! Wha...what are you doing here??
Omi: Ken-kun! I never thought I can find you. I guess Luna and Schuldig weren't pulling my strings when they said that you're here and that you're.... **walks closer to Ken and whispers** Sailor Moon.
Ken: You got that right. And wait, there's more but let's talk somewhere more privately. Let's go up to the rooftop.
Omi: Okay.
//Omi followed Ken up to the rooftop where they can talk privately. Both boys tried not to laugh or blush when they saw each other in their 'uniform'.//
Omi: Umm...don't you think that us wearing these are a bit...weird.
Ken: **sighs** Weird is not the right word. It's more like whack-out. So, you say that you saw Luna and Schuldig but when did you see them?
Omi: Oh... An hour ago. I think it was after you came running down the hall like a roadrunner. I didn't know it was you but I have heard that someone by the name Serena was always coming late for school. I never thought that it would be you.
Ken: You and me both. **sighs** Anyway, you're Ami in this universe, right?
Omi: Yeah... I think that means I'm Sailor Mercury but Luna has not confirmed that to me yet.
Ken: I see. **sighs** I am really disturbed from the beginning but did you know that Schuldig is.....**whisper softly** Tuxedo Mask.
Omi: Who? I can't hear you.
Ken: **whisper louder** Schuldig is Tuxedo Mask.
Omi: Ken, I really can't hear from all these noises.
Ken: **screams in Omi's ear** I say, SCHULDIG IS TUXEDO MASK!!!
Omi: **eyes widen** No way!! He's Tuxedo Mask??!!! I thought he was going to be one of the Negaverse.
Ken: Believe it, chibi. Now get this, the Takatoris are the Negaverse along with Schrient except Tot.
Omi: Tot?
Ken: She's Molly. In other words, my best friend.
Omi: Oh.. How disturbing.
Ken: Highly. **shudders when remembering his first encounter with them and him**
Omi: What should we do?
Ken: I don't know. How about finding the others first and then find out how to go back to our universe?
Omi: I thought the genie was with you? Can you just wished back?
Ken: I tried but she says she needs the Silver Crystal.
Omi: In other words...
Ken: Yup...we have to follow through. **sighs** Guess what? You won't believe who I saw.
Omi: Who?
Ken: Yohji.
Omi: Ehhhh?????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Where?
Ken: **sighs** I saw him on a poster before I came here. Tch... He's living his fantasy very well. And you know that means huh, Omi?
Omi: Yeah... He's Venus. Then, that means Ran is Mars......
Ken: Why do you say that? Isn't it obivious that he's Mars with his firey glare and his hair is red?
Omi: Yeah...but I heard that he's in another school and lives in a temple. We should go visit him. But I wonder who's Jupiter since she's part of the Inner Senshi [Soliders].
Ken: I have no idea. Probably one of the Schwarz.
Schuldig: Bingo!
Omi & Ken: EH?!
//Schuldig is standing near the entrance of the door with his arms and legs crossed and leaning against the door frame.//
Schuldig: The answer would be yes. Schwarz is part the 'good side' of this universe. So, believe it or not. Although, I'm having a hard time finding Bradley.
Ken: Why is that?
Schuldig: **shrugs** I can't find his thoughts. Oh.. You'll just love the news when I say that our Farfie is Jupiter and Nagikin is Saturn.
Omi & Ken: **speechless**
Schuldig: **smirks**
//Taking his advantage at the kitties' shocked state, he took his advantage of speed to fly by Omi and slips his arm around Ken's waist. He swings Ken down where he places one of his hand onto Ken's leg where he glides it up and down. Ken yelps and shudders by the touch. When he tries to yell at Schuldig, he quickly silence the brunette with his lips; while Omi is standing there in shock.//
Omi: [I really don't remember seeing 'Darian' doing anything that drastic or sexual to 'Serena' before. No wait... This is Schuldig we're talking about. **sweatdrops** I think he IS taking advantage when Luna is not here and she hasn't gotten her powers back.]
Schuldig: Got that right, chibi. You don't know how long I've tried to seduce your Siberian here.
//Ken pushes and shoves Schudig off but he was stronger and more resisting as he continues to work his tongue action in his mouth.//
Ken: [ACK!! Why are just standing there? Help Me! Anyone!!!]
Schuldig: Too bad. I have stunned that chibi. Shh... Enjoy it.
Ken: Hell no!!!
//He begins to feel weaken in his legs as Schuldig continues to molest him. Little did they know that there was a girl sitting on top of entrance door and getting pissed.//
Luna: **hissed** Schuldig... What are you doing to Ken?!
//He releases his tongue action off of Ken where they finally can breathe and looks up at Luna.//
Schuldig: Yo~
Luna: Don't 'Yo' at me. What the hell are you doing to Ken???!!!
Schuldig: Just kissing him.
Luna: **raise a brow** Oh really... From what I can see, it's more like molesting him. Just because I don't have enough power to really change the way you are playing the role, it doesn't mean you have take advantage of it.
Schuldig: And missed my opportunity? No way.
Luna: **sighs** Your loss. **snaps finger**
Ken, Omi, and Schuldig: **skeptical**
Ran: **growls** SCHWARZ!!! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY TEAMMATE!!!
Ken and Omi: **blinks** Ran?!
Schuldig: Hey! He's not supposed to be here until the next chapter. Why is he making an early appearance?!
Luna: You have gone too far with your sexual desires of Ken there, so I need someone to keep you on leash if I'm not around. Hehe... Oh forgot to tell you, I can make characters come and go around which means I can bring the others early or late as much I feel like. Hehe.....
Schuldig: No fair.
Luna: **snickers** I would release Ken right now. **points at Ran**
//Schuldig looks at what Luna was pointing when he sees a firey Ran with his patenting death glare and he was clutching onto his katana very murderously. He shrugs off and pulls Ken up and releases him after he gave him a nice 'feeling' under his skirt and a quick lick on his neck.//
Ran: Why you freakin' gaijin.....
//Nobody saw Luna jumped off and walked towards Ken where she gave him a hug and comforting him until they can settle the fight in blood.//
Luna: Gomen ne Ken. I didn't meant to get you molested by him. And I didn't meant him to be Tuxedo Mask either.
Ken: Then why? Why did you make him Tuxedo Mask?
Luna: **stutters a bit** I...uh... I went by your guys' personality and traits. Who knew that weird gaijin would match him but a lot perverted. **sweatdrop**
Ken: Grr....
Luna: Don't worry. Your friends are here. Omi can freeze his ass if he tries to make any sexual advances and Ran...well, he'll have his katana and have an ofuda just in case.
Ken: Ofuda?
Ran: To get rid of evil spirits. **points at Schuldig**
Schuldig: Hey. I resent that.
Ran: What's to resent?
//They both glared at each other.//
Omi: Umm... Luna?
Luna: Yes, Omi-kun.
Omi: I was wondering.... We know that Ken is Sailor Moon and Schuldig is Tuexdo Mask, then how about us?
Luna: Don't worry. I didn't forget you guys. I knew Schuldig would do something to Ken and knowing you that you can't help Ken that much so I went to his school and transfer him here. **points at Ran**
Ken: How do you do that?
Luna: Simple. **shows her phone**
All: **puzzled**
Luna: **sighs** This is not a regular phone [1]. Sure, it does have the feature of a phone but it also has the power for the user to transform any person that he or she sees.
Ken: Like?
Luna: I'll show you.
//She faces the phone at Ken and snaps. A picture of Ken shows up in the small monitor and Luna is transform as Ken.//
All: **surprised**
Luna: Ta da.
Omi: That's cool.
Luna: I know. This is for the Sailor Scouts only. Hehe...
Schuldig: No fair.
Luna: **sticks her tongue out** That's for trying to take advantage of my current state. Anyway, Omi, Ran, can you guys stand in front of me please?
Omi: Sure.
Ran: Hn.
//Omi and Ran stand in front of sitting Luna as she closes her eyes. Concertrating her powers, the objects begins to appear in their hands and glowing brightly. Ken and Schuldig were somewhat amazed and awed. However, the light show didn't last long and it reveals their heart bracelets, communicator, and Henshin stick [2]. Apparently, Omi also have a mini supercomputer.//
Ken: How cool. Luna, how come theirs looks better than mine?
Omi: What did you get?
Ken: Oh.. I got a heart necklace, a star locket, and a pen with shape of a cresent moon.
Omi: Heart necklace?
Ran: Star locket? **glares at Luna**
Luna: What? Ken, yours is special since you are Sailor Moon. Ran, Omi, and the other scouts will have the same accessories but give or take what I might add.
Ken: I see...
Schuldig: Well..well.. What a nice surprise. **smirks** I do want to see how you two will transform. Ken was, how should I say this, lovely. Mine was spectacular.
Luna: Whatever. Hehe... Now that everyone is settle, I have to go find the other scouts.
Omi: I though Luna is always with Sailor Moon?
Luna: I know but I don't want to get an earful of you guys complaining that I'm a useless genie and I can't grant your guys' last wish. **sighs** Let's see, I'm somewhat speeding up the process. Talk to you guys later.
//She reverts back into her original form and runs off.//
Omi: What should we do then?
Ken: I don't know. Strangely, we have not been attacked by the Negaverse yet. They're probably having a day-off or something...
//Ken is being pull and drag from behind before he was able to finish his sentence. Omi, Ran, and Schuldig were surprise by not only the attack but the awful sound of laughter.//
Ran: Let him go you witch.
Jadeite: Witch?! You called me a witch?!
Schuldig: Aww.. Then we should called you a bitch then. **smirks**
Jadeite: Why you... If you do care for his life, then I should advise you to keep your mouth shut. **pulling Ken closer and grabs his neck**
Ran: Shit...
Jadeite: Now if you don't mind, I'll be taking this moon brat to our Man-Queen.
Ken: Masafumi?!
Jadeite: Idiot. Reiji.
Ran: **clamps his katana tightly** Takatori... SHI NE!!!!!!!!!!! **charges toward Jadeite**
Jadeite: Fool. **tries to stop having air going through Ken** K'so.
//Ran swings his katana at Jadeite when she release her grip on Ken. Schuldig throws a red rose at Jadeite's arm so that Ran can have a clear shot.//
Jadeite: You will pay for this. **disappears**
Ran: Are you okay, Ken?
Ken: **coughs** Yeah.. Thanx.
Ran: **glares at Schuldig** How dare you.
Schuldig: What? Don't you watch the anime? What do you expect me to throw? A Gentain?
//A glare stand-off between Ran and Schuldig.//
Omi: Maa maa... Stop it you two. You okay, Ken?
Ken: All is dandy.
All: ?????????? Dandy?
//As they tried to make Ran and Schuldig of killing each other, they didn't notice several mysterious figure was watching them from afar.//
#1: This is utterly ridiculous. Why am I wearing a skirt?
#2: You think you have it worst? I can foresee that I will be humilated and teased by Mastermind.
#1: **snickers**
#2: Did I just heard you snickering at me?
#1: Oh no... I'm trying to contain my laughter. **burst out laughing**
#3: Just be happy that we're not out yet. It would been too early for our appearance.
#4: Yeah..
#1: From what I remember, aren't you two supposed to be lovers and not cousins?
//#3 and #4 smacks #1 in the head. #2 just smirks.//
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KyraEnsui: Gah! That was long and pathetic in my sense. Not very much fight scenes except a few. Many talking. Grr... Thank you guys for review. I am soo pleased. ^__^V I'll try my best to make sure you guys enjoy this fic even though it can be disturbing. Hehe..... Oh yes... Before I do forget, I would to like respond some reviews. Hehe.
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Neko-chan16: Hehe... Hmm... So, you like Aya huh? Hehe... I think I know what character you should be if you want to be a part of the fic. ^__^V
Pocky King Windy: 0.0 Get well soon!! Wai~~~ I love Prince Diamond too. Okay.. That seals one part for further chapter. Hmm... I still need to think of who should be ChibiMoon.
Manx16: I know this fic is scary. It's more like disturbing but that's just me at work.
Anime the Fallen Angel: Me like your name. Hehe... Thank you sooo much for the idea for the Negaverse baddies. Okay.. That seals your role as Seiya Kou of Sailor Star Fighter.
Snowshoe koneko: Hehe... Hmm... I think.....Hehe... What character you want to be?
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KyraEnsui: I so overwhelm by response. Hehe...
Preview: Ran (Mars), Omi (Mercury), Ken (Moon), and Schuldig (Tuxedo Mask) are waiting for Luna (Me!) to see if she has any infomation about the others especially Yohji who happens to appear in posters and magazines. Just as they were about to work together -without being bickered, insults, molestation, and odd whacks- they were attack by Jadeite again. This time, she founds Ken's weakness. What will happened? Stay tuned for the next Sailor Schweiss.
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Hisoka: **smacks KyraEnsui's head** That just sounded stupid.
KyraEnsui: Itaii~~~ **rubs her wound**
[1] I watch Sailor Moon Live Action and it shows that the way they can transform to other people and communicate is by a cell phone. I love watching it. Wai~~ The guy who plays Tuxedo Mask is coool~~
[2] That's it is called. Just go to [http://sailorsoldier.cjb.net/]. It's very extensive and informative site of Sailor Moon.
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KyraEnsui: I feel like a broken record. It's repeating itself over and over. Nothing new about the disclaimer though. Hehe... Etoo.....
Hisoka: Shouldn't you talk about your 1st flame on one of your fics?
KyraEnsui: **hugs Hisoka** Oh you are a bearing of good news. Hehe... I should.
Hisoka: **tries to ply off KyraEnsui** Do you mind? Your silly and eerie emotion is getting into me.
KyraEnsui: Oops... I forgot that you can do that. ^^ Hey... What do you mean eerie emotion??
Hisoka: There's something about you that I can't pinpoint. You are too darn hard to quite understand even though you can make yourself quite clearly.
KyraEnsui: Thanx. I don't try my best to do that. Anyway, who actually flame me?!
Tatsumi: Manx16...saying something like "Okay I'm gonna say this right up front. You Fic is scarey! *runs and hids* I'm not coming back ever again! Sayonara!"
KyraEnsui: Aa... Let me check myself. Twisted writer?
Tsuzuki: Definitely a check.
KyraEnsui: Emotional?
Hisoka: ........Check, sometimes.
KyraEnsui: Scary?
Watari: Umm.....more along the line of weird and psychotic.
KyraEnsui: Am I missing something here?
Tatsumi: Procrastinator.
KyraEnsui: Double check!!!
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[A/N: Woo hoo. My 1st flame and I have been a writer for almost 3 months. Hehe... Like I say, somewhere in my fic, that I do accept flame because it'll bring more inspiration. A positive review is much lovier, but hey, I don't mind. I just know that you all, the readers, are reading my fic. ^__^V And now, let's meet the other scouts.]
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[thinking]
telepathy
//scenes//
//Negaverse//
Queen Beryl: Jadeite, do you have any plans to get rid of Sailor Moon and 'her' perverted guardian?
Jadeite: I...um...
Malakite: How about finding his other friends and used them as bait? That way, that little soccer brat moon will give us the crystal that will help us take over this stupid planet.
Jadeite: Masafumi-sama!! **glomps him**
Queen Beryl: Excellent idea, my son. With that crystal, I can become the president of Japan.
Malakite: Geez.. You're thinking small as usual. Eh..Jadeite?
Jadeite: Yes?
Malakite: If I so remember, isn't Jadeite and Malakite don't go along in this universe?
Jadeite: **shrugs** I don't care.
Queen Beryl: Jadeite! Go descend back to Earth and go make some bad-ass and evil havoc on Earth. Do you understand?
Jadeite: **sarcastic** Oh yes, my Man-Queen. **grumbles**
Queen Beryl: **raise brow** Man-Queen?
//Jadeite immidiately disappear before she was going to be given a LONG speech of not calling names and how he's going to rule... ya di da...ya di da...//
//Earth//
Luna: Come on Ken. Wake up. You'll be late for school again. [Gah.. I'm his alarm again since he's unable to replace his old one. **sweatdrops** Hope he doesn't smash me....]
Ken: **mumbles** 5 more minutes....Zzzz...
Luna: *sighs* Ken...I don't know what's disturbing.. You being resembling the actual Sailor Moon or that I'm a writer which just being very disturbed. Hehe...
Ken: Too lazy.... **mumbles more**
Luna: I'm going to regret this soo much but it's for your own good Ken.
//10 minutes later//
Schuldig: Wakie wakie kitten. Time for school. **slides hand on his leg under the blanket** Oh I just love doing this.
Ken: **falls off bed** Itaii~~
Luna: You're finally awake sleepy head. I tried but you made me do that.
Ken: **grumbles** Some way to wake up. **yawns** I'm going to take a shower.
Luna: Okay...
//Ken finds a towel and goes into the bathroom//
Luna: You know that was a bit overboard.
Schuldig: I know but you have any better ideas to wake him up. **smirks** Beside, I'm enjoying this. It's all because of you.
Luna: **sighs** I knew I shouldn't read too much of those fics. Damn.. Apparently, you pairing up with Ken weighs more than the others. **grumbles**
Schuldig: You just love me, don't you?
Luna: Don't get cocky there. I can change this you know.
Schuldig: **waves** Yeah yeah... I understand.
//Ken comes out of the shower with one towel on his head and one that wraps around his waist. Apparently, Ken does not remember that Luna is a girl. Luna is blushing in red and jumps onto the window sill and out.//
Ken: [What's got into Luna??]
Schuldig: Simple. Luna is a girl. And you're a guy. Put two and two together and mulitply by the way you are showing yourself. **laughing**
Ken: **looks himself in the mirror** [Crap!!] **blushes**
Mother: Ken, honey. You'll be late for school again. Oh yeah, you have someone waiting for you at the door. Someone by the names Darian and Luna.
Ken: [Luna...Darian??]
//Within 5 minutes, he is all dressed and flying down the stairs but without being a klutz again and falls. He grabs his lunch and bag from his mother and flies out of the door where he sees two figures waiting for him out front of the gate.//
Ken: Sch...Schuldig!!!!
Schuldig: Yo~
Ken: But...but... She said, "Darian".
Luna: Apparently, she can't say his name right so I told her that Darian is his name since it is Sailor Moon's lover's name.
Ken: **stares blankly at the girl** Who are you??
Schuldig: Well well... You're not the only one who didn't recognize her but she's Luna.
Ken: Lu...Luna?!
Luna: Yes. This is my human form. If you look a bit closely, I am also the genie who granted your wish.
Ken: **looks closely into her brown eyes** IT'S YOU!!!
Luna: **sighs** Time to go to school. You'll be late.
Ken: Aren't you coming?
Luna: I can't. I'll be revert back as my cat-form in....
//Luna is revert back to her cat-form.//
Ken: Shit... I'm late. **speeds off, leaving Schuldig and Luna behind**
Schuldig: Shouldn't we told him that we saw three of his kitties friend?
Luna: He'll find out soon enough.
//Ken did not pay attention to where he is running that he runs smack to the wall.//
Ken: Itaii~~ **looks up** EH??
//He stares at wall for a good long minutes. Confused. Awed. Shocked. Surprised. He tries to bring some words out but he just remember that he was really late for school. And so, he runs off again.//
//10 minutes later//
Ken: Crap...crap... Not this again. **sighs** At least I don't have that baka gaijin [literally: stupid foreigner. Gaijin means non-japanese person] to bother me. **coughs** Stupid chalk dust.
Ami: Excuse me.
Ken: **still coughing** Yes.
Ami: Umm... Have you seen my clear blue disk in here? Someone told me that a teacher found it here and placed it in her desk.
Ken: Yeah... Let me get it for you.
Ami: Thank yo..... KEN?!
//Ken is spooked//
Ami: Ken, is that you?!
Ken: O..o..OMI?!!!!!!!!!! Wha...what are you doing here??
Omi: Ken-kun! I never thought I can find you. I guess Luna and Schuldig weren't pulling my strings when they said that you're here and that you're.... **walks closer to Ken and whispers** Sailor Moon.
Ken: You got that right. And wait, there's more but let's talk somewhere more privately. Let's go up to the rooftop.
Omi: Okay.
//Omi followed Ken up to the rooftop where they can talk privately. Both boys tried not to laugh or blush when they saw each other in their 'uniform'.//
Omi: Umm...don't you think that us wearing these are a bit...weird.
Ken: **sighs** Weird is not the right word. It's more like whack-out. So, you say that you saw Luna and Schuldig but when did you see them?
Omi: Oh... An hour ago. I think it was after you came running down the hall like a roadrunner. I didn't know it was you but I have heard that someone by the name Serena was always coming late for school. I never thought that it would be you.
Ken: You and me both. **sighs** Anyway, you're Ami in this universe, right?
Omi: Yeah... I think that means I'm Sailor Mercury but Luna has not confirmed that to me yet.
Ken: I see. **sighs** I am really disturbed from the beginning but did you know that Schuldig is.....**whisper softly** Tuxedo Mask.
Omi: Who? I can't hear you.
Ken: **whisper louder** Schuldig is Tuxedo Mask.
Omi: Ken, I really can't hear from all these noises.
Ken: **screams in Omi's ear** I say, SCHULDIG IS TUXEDO MASK!!!
Omi: **eyes widen** No way!! He's Tuxedo Mask??!!! I thought he was going to be one of the Negaverse.
Ken: Believe it, chibi. Now get this, the Takatoris are the Negaverse along with Schrient except Tot.
Omi: Tot?
Ken: She's Molly. In other words, my best friend.
Omi: Oh.. How disturbing.
Ken: Highly. **shudders when remembering his first encounter with them and him**
Omi: What should we do?
Ken: I don't know. How about finding the others first and then find out how to go back to our universe?
Omi: I thought the genie was with you? Can you just wished back?
Ken: I tried but she says she needs the Silver Crystal.
Omi: In other words...
Ken: Yup...we have to follow through. **sighs** Guess what? You won't believe who I saw.
Omi: Who?
Ken: Yohji.
Omi: Ehhhh?????????????!!!!!!!!!!! Where?
Ken: **sighs** I saw him on a poster before I came here. Tch... He's living his fantasy very well. And you know that means huh, Omi?
Omi: Yeah... He's Venus. Then, that means Ran is Mars......
Ken: Why do you say that? Isn't it obivious that he's Mars with his firey glare and his hair is red?
Omi: Yeah...but I heard that he's in another school and lives in a temple. We should go visit him. But I wonder who's Jupiter since she's part of the Inner Senshi [Soliders].
Ken: I have no idea. Probably one of the Schwarz.
Schuldig: Bingo!
Omi & Ken: EH?!
//Schuldig is standing near the entrance of the door with his arms and legs crossed and leaning against the door frame.//
Schuldig: The answer would be yes. Schwarz is part the 'good side' of this universe. So, believe it or not. Although, I'm having a hard time finding Bradley.
Ken: Why is that?
Schuldig: **shrugs** I can't find his thoughts. Oh.. You'll just love the news when I say that our Farfie is Jupiter and Nagikin is Saturn.
Omi & Ken: **speechless**
Schuldig: **smirks**
//Taking his advantage at the kitties' shocked state, he took his advantage of speed to fly by Omi and slips his arm around Ken's waist. He swings Ken down where he places one of his hand onto Ken's leg where he glides it up and down. Ken yelps and shudders by the touch. When he tries to yell at Schuldig, he quickly silence the brunette with his lips; while Omi is standing there in shock.//
Omi: [I really don't remember seeing 'Darian' doing anything that drastic or sexual to 'Serena' before. No wait... This is Schuldig we're talking about. **sweatdrops** I think he IS taking advantage when Luna is not here and she hasn't gotten her powers back.]
Schuldig: Got that right, chibi. You don't know how long I've tried to seduce your Siberian here.
//Ken pushes and shoves Schudig off but he was stronger and more resisting as he continues to work his tongue action in his mouth.//
Ken: [ACK!! Why are just standing there? Help Me! Anyone!!!]
Schuldig: Too bad. I have stunned that chibi. Shh... Enjoy it.
Ken: Hell no!!!
//He begins to feel weaken in his legs as Schuldig continues to molest him. Little did they know that there was a girl sitting on top of entrance door and getting pissed.//
Luna: **hissed** Schuldig... What are you doing to Ken?!
//He releases his tongue action off of Ken where they finally can breathe and looks up at Luna.//
Schuldig: Yo~
Luna: Don't 'Yo' at me. What the hell are you doing to Ken???!!!
Schuldig: Just kissing him.
Luna: **raise a brow** Oh really... From what I can see, it's more like molesting him. Just because I don't have enough power to really change the way you are playing the role, it doesn't mean you have take advantage of it.
Schuldig: And missed my opportunity? No way.
Luna: **sighs** Your loss. **snaps finger**
Ken, Omi, and Schuldig: **skeptical**
Ran: **growls** SCHWARZ!!! GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY TEAMMATE!!!
Ken and Omi: **blinks** Ran?!
Schuldig: Hey! He's not supposed to be here until the next chapter. Why is he making an early appearance?!
Luna: You have gone too far with your sexual desires of Ken there, so I need someone to keep you on leash if I'm not around. Hehe... Oh forgot to tell you, I can make characters come and go around which means I can bring the others early or late as much I feel like. Hehe.....
Schuldig: No fair.
Luna: **snickers** I would release Ken right now. **points at Ran**
//Schuldig looks at what Luna was pointing when he sees a firey Ran with his patenting death glare and he was clutching onto his katana very murderously. He shrugs off and pulls Ken up and releases him after he gave him a nice 'feeling' under his skirt and a quick lick on his neck.//
Ran: Why you freakin' gaijin.....
//Nobody saw Luna jumped off and walked towards Ken where she gave him a hug and comforting him until they can settle the fight in blood.//
Luna: Gomen ne Ken. I didn't meant to get you molested by him. And I didn't meant him to be Tuxedo Mask either.
Ken: Then why? Why did you make him Tuxedo Mask?
Luna: **stutters a bit** I...uh... I went by your guys' personality and traits. Who knew that weird gaijin would match him but a lot perverted. **sweatdrop**
Ken: Grr....
Luna: Don't worry. Your friends are here. Omi can freeze his ass if he tries to make any sexual advances and Ran...well, he'll have his katana and have an ofuda just in case.
Ken: Ofuda?
Ran: To get rid of evil spirits. **points at Schuldig**
Schuldig: Hey. I resent that.
Ran: What's to resent?
//They both glared at each other.//
Omi: Umm... Luna?
Luna: Yes, Omi-kun.
Omi: I was wondering.... We know that Ken is Sailor Moon and Schuldig is Tuexdo Mask, then how about us?
Luna: Don't worry. I didn't forget you guys. I knew Schuldig would do something to Ken and knowing you that you can't help Ken that much so I went to his school and transfer him here. **points at Ran**
Ken: How do you do that?
Luna: Simple. **shows her phone**
All: **puzzled**
Luna: **sighs** This is not a regular phone [1]. Sure, it does have the feature of a phone but it also has the power for the user to transform any person that he or she sees.
Ken: Like?
Luna: I'll show you.
//She faces the phone at Ken and snaps. A picture of Ken shows up in the small monitor and Luna is transform as Ken.//
All: **surprised**
Luna: Ta da.
Omi: That's cool.
Luna: I know. This is for the Sailor Scouts only. Hehe...
Schuldig: No fair.
Luna: **sticks her tongue out** That's for trying to take advantage of my current state. Anyway, Omi, Ran, can you guys stand in front of me please?
Omi: Sure.
Ran: Hn.
//Omi and Ran stand in front of sitting Luna as she closes her eyes. Concertrating her powers, the objects begins to appear in their hands and glowing brightly. Ken and Schuldig were somewhat amazed and awed. However, the light show didn't last long and it reveals their heart bracelets, communicator, and Henshin stick [2]. Apparently, Omi also have a mini supercomputer.//
Ken: How cool. Luna, how come theirs looks better than mine?
Omi: What did you get?
Ken: Oh.. I got a heart necklace, a star locket, and a pen with shape of a cresent moon.
Omi: Heart necklace?
Ran: Star locket? **glares at Luna**
Luna: What? Ken, yours is special since you are Sailor Moon. Ran, Omi, and the other scouts will have the same accessories but give or take what I might add.
Ken: I see...
Schuldig: Well..well.. What a nice surprise. **smirks** I do want to see how you two will transform. Ken was, how should I say this, lovely. Mine was spectacular.
Luna: Whatever. Hehe... Now that everyone is settle, I have to go find the other scouts.
Omi: I though Luna is always with Sailor Moon?
Luna: I know but I don't want to get an earful of you guys complaining that I'm a useless genie and I can't grant your guys' last wish. **sighs** Let's see, I'm somewhat speeding up the process. Talk to you guys later.
//She reverts back into her original form and runs off.//
Omi: What should we do then?
Ken: I don't know. Strangely, we have not been attacked by the Negaverse yet. They're probably having a day-off or something...
//Ken is being pull and drag from behind before he was able to finish his sentence. Omi, Ran, and Schuldig were surprise by not only the attack but the awful sound of laughter.//
Ran: Let him go you witch.
Jadeite: Witch?! You called me a witch?!
Schuldig: Aww.. Then we should called you a bitch then. **smirks**
Jadeite: Why you... If you do care for his life, then I should advise you to keep your mouth shut. **pulling Ken closer and grabs his neck**
Ran: Shit...
Jadeite: Now if you don't mind, I'll be taking this moon brat to our Man-Queen.
Ken: Masafumi?!
Jadeite: Idiot. Reiji.
Ran: **clamps his katana tightly** Takatori... SHI NE!!!!!!!!!!! **charges toward Jadeite**
Jadeite: Fool. **tries to stop having air going through Ken** K'so.
//Ran swings his katana at Jadeite when she release her grip on Ken. Schuldig throws a red rose at Jadeite's arm so that Ran can have a clear shot.//
Jadeite: You will pay for this. **disappears**
Ran: Are you okay, Ken?
Ken: **coughs** Yeah.. Thanx.
Ran: **glares at Schuldig** How dare you.
Schuldig: What? Don't you watch the anime? What do you expect me to throw? A Gentain?
//A glare stand-off between Ran and Schuldig.//
Omi: Maa maa... Stop it you two. You okay, Ken?
Ken: All is dandy.
All: ?????????? Dandy?
//As they tried to make Ran and Schuldig of killing each other, they didn't notice several mysterious figure was watching them from afar.//
#1: This is utterly ridiculous. Why am I wearing a skirt?
#2: You think you have it worst? I can foresee that I will be humilated and teased by Mastermind.
#1: **snickers**
#2: Did I just heard you snickering at me?
#1: Oh no... I'm trying to contain my laughter. **burst out laughing**
#3: Just be happy that we're not out yet. It would been too early for our appearance.
#4: Yeah..
#1: From what I remember, aren't you two supposed to be lovers and not cousins?
//#3 and #4 smacks #1 in the head. #2 just smirks.//
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KyraEnsui: Gah! That was long and pathetic in my sense. Not very much fight scenes except a few. Many talking. Grr... Thank you guys for review. I am soo pleased. ^__^V I'll try my best to make sure you guys enjoy this fic even though it can be disturbing. Hehe..... Oh yes... Before I do forget, I would to like respond some reviews. Hehe.
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Neko-chan16: Hehe... Hmm... So, you like Aya huh? Hehe... I think I know what character you should be if you want to be a part of the fic. ^__^V
Pocky King Windy: 0.0 Get well soon!! Wai~~~ I love Prince Diamond too. Okay.. That seals one part for further chapter. Hmm... I still need to think of who should be ChibiMoon.
Manx16: I know this fic is scary. It's more like disturbing but that's just me at work.
Anime the Fallen Angel: Me like your name. Hehe... Thank you sooo much for the idea for the Negaverse baddies. Okay.. That seals your role as Seiya Kou of Sailor Star Fighter.
Snowshoe koneko: Hehe... Hmm... I think.....Hehe... What character you want to be?
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KyraEnsui: I so overwhelm by response. Hehe...
Preview: Ran (Mars), Omi (Mercury), Ken (Moon), and Schuldig (Tuxedo Mask) are waiting for Luna (Me!) to see if she has any infomation about the others especially Yohji who happens to appear in posters and magazines. Just as they were about to work together -without being bickered, insults, molestation, and odd whacks- they were attack by Jadeite again. This time, she founds Ken's weakness. What will happened? Stay tuned for the next Sailor Schweiss.
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Hisoka: **smacks KyraEnsui's head** That just sounded stupid.
KyraEnsui: Itaii~~~ **rubs her wound**
[1] I watch Sailor Moon Live Action and it shows that the way they can transform to other people and communicate is by a cell phone. I love watching it. Wai~~ The guy who plays Tuxedo Mask is coool~~
[2] That's it is called. Just go to [http://sailorsoldier.cjb.net/]. It's very extensive and informative site of Sailor Moon.