Disclaimers: I Do Not Own Weiss Kreuz or Sailor Moon. They are sole property of their creator. Takehito Koyasu-sama owns Weiss Kreuz. Naoko Takeuchi-sama owns Sailor Moon. So pay attention!

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KyraEnsui: Hmm... How should I go this as? Anime? Manga? Or Live-Action one?

Tsuzuki: It's up to you. Which one you know clearly?

KyraEnsui: I have seen the American version, haven't read the manga version, and I just start watching the live-action one. But my friend told me it goes by the manga so, hmm....

Tsuzuki: You haven't been able to go anyone except some few scenes.

KyraEnsui: I tried to be creative here. Hehe... Hard but I'll go by some then. Oh yeah, I'll go by their American name then. So, I'm sorry if I confused anyone with their different names.

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[thinking]

telepathy

//scenes//

[A/N: If you have seen the Starlights, then you would understand. If not, I'll tell you which mean I'll spoil you. Hehe...]

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Omi: *snickers*

Ken: *trying to hold his laughter*

Ran: *getting angry*

Omi and Ken: *burst out laughing* Hehe....

Ran: What is so freakin' funny? *is mad at his teammates*

Ken: *trying to control his laughter* You.....you....in a skirt. Hehe....

Ran: *raise brow* And you? *points to him*

Ken: Me? *looks down and blushes* You got me.

Ran: *smirks*

//Schuldig appears out of nowhere and stands behind Ken where he gives a quick, heated kiss.//

Ken: HEIFAH WLKFJWEIO DKLASDKJ!!!!! [What the hell?!]

Schuldig: Enjoy it. *deepen the kiss*

Ran: *growls* Schwarz.....SHI NE. *brings out his katana*

//Schuldig releases Ken and pushes him to the side where he dodges Ran's attacks. Taking advantage of his speed, he flies by Ran and knocks his katana out of his hands. He pins Ran down on the ground and places one leg between his. He smirks at Ran as he struggles to get the German off.//

Ken: Hey! Get off of him!!

Omi: I am..... *paused*

Ran: 0.0???!!!!

//Schuldig french kisses Ran.//

Ken and Omi: 0.0???!!!!

Schuldig: Liking it, Ran? Or should I called you Rei?

Ran: Get....the....!@&#%...off.... *kicks him off and gasping*

Schuldig: Aww...not liking it then. At least I know someone who appreciates me. *winks at Ken*

Ken: *blinks* Huh?

Schuldig: *fake pouts*

Ken: He pouts?! Sort of cute.... What the hell?! I did not just think that.

//Schuldig smirks at Ken's comment and runs up to him where he wraps his arms around his waist and kisses him while his other hand is the lower parts of Ken's body.//

Ran: Do no let me repeat it again. Let...go...of...

Schuldig: *releases his kiss* Ken. Heard of it once. I don't need to hear it again. *kisses Ken and releases*

Ken: *falls weaken in his knee* Why do I have to suffer this kind of fate?

Luna: *out of nowhere* Beats me. *sighs*

Omi: Found other scouts?

Luna: Yes, but they will not be showing up anytime soon yet.

Ran: Why is that?

Luna: Not the time. I'm going along the timeline here. Jupiter will definitely show up soon. Venus will take awhile since I'm trying to pull 'her' out of glamour.

Schuldig: How about Bradley and Nagikins?

Luna: Schu, they told me not to call them by that name. And do this to you. *walks up and smacks him in the head*

Schuldig: Oww! *rubs his head*

Luna: Manx and Birman will show around the same time as Brad and Nagi. So, you guys have to wait.

Ken: Why?!

Luna: *smiles* I have my reasons. And plus, you have seen the anime right? All the way to the Starlights' appearance?

Ken: Yeah. Wait! *paused* WE HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE STARLIGHTS!!!!!

Luna: Bingo.

Ken: *faints*

Omi: Ken-kun?!

Ran: Ken. *runs up to Ken and shakes him* Wake up.

Schuldig: He fainted. Wow. Wait. Starlights!? What the %&$#?!

Ran: What? What's wrong with it?

Omi: Yeah. What's wrong?

Luna: You two don't know do you?

Ran & Omi: No.

Luna: *sighs* Here it goes. This is the most depressing arc of the series if you have seen it. Umm...you'll find out later on. Just say that Schuldig....his character, Darian...well... Like I say, you'll guys find out. The reason Ken fainted because he knows what he have to do and what will happened.

Omi: I see.

Luna: So? You guys adjusting this easily?

Omi: Well, sort of. There's only one thing that I think we're not comfortable of.

Luna: Which is?

Ran: *yells at Luna* Get the %*&#$ us out of these damn blasted skirts!!!

Luna: *holds both ears* Oh my ears. *snickers* I thought you guys looks nice in it.

Schuldig: For once, I agree with Luna. *smiles*

Ran: Luna....*in his threatening voice*

Luna: Fine. *sighs* I can change that but I will not change your sailor outfits because it is a part of it. Get it?

Ran: *scowls* Fine!

Luna: *sighs again* Here it goes. *snaps her fingers* Happy?

//Omi's, Ran's, and Ken's outfit change from girls' uniform to guys' uniform in a blink. Schuldig whines at Luna about the changes but she threatens him if he didn't stop. In other words, he'll be wearing a skirt if he doesn't stop pestering her about this and that. Mainly, he wants to play with Ken in certain ways.//

Luna: I already warn you about this, Schuldig. Anymore of those hentai advances, this won't be a rated-R fic but much higher. *sighs*

Omi: What's next?

Luna: How about waking up Ken first?

Schuldig: I know how. *smirks*

Ran: Hell no!!

Schuldig: Aww.. You're mean. *fake pouts*

Ken: *stirs up and wakes up* Am I awake from this nightmare?

Omi: ^^;; Nope. Still here.

Ken: Draks..

Luna: I should be going. I need to find Lita and have 'her' ready to show up. Until then, you guys need to work it out. Bye-bye. *disappears*

Omi: What now?

Schuldig: I get to play with Ken now. *smiling*

Ken & Ran: *in unison* Oh hell no!!

Schuldig: *smirks* I see. *looks at both of them* Aww.. Kittens have feelings for each other.

//Ran and Ken looks at each other and stares, but they quickly looked away which Ken blushes. Omi is surprise but he knows how Ken feels towards Ran. Schuldig stands there and laughs at the two, but he begins to have some hentai thoughts. Ahem. He is thinking of a threesome.//

Voice: *from afar* KEN!!!!

Ken: Hm?

Voice: KEN!!!!

Omi: *looks from a distance* Isn't that.......

Schuldig: Tot also known as Molly.

Ran: *snarls*

Molly: Ken! *pants* Let's go. We're late for a meeting. *panting still*

Ken: What meeting?! *surprise*

Molly: Silly. A meeting for our play. You know. You're playing the main role as Snow White and the Seven Soccer Kittens, for the children at the orphanage. Remember?!

Ken: WHAT?!

Omi: Oh yeah. I'm one of the soccer kittens. Oops. I forgot that it was today. *sweat drops*

Schuldig: Hm? I thought it was Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Soccer Kittens??

Molly: A twist. *giggles* Since our main character loves soccer, we decided to call ourselves soccer kittens.

Schuldig: *wraps an arm around Ken's waist* That is lovely. So tell me, who's the prince that will give you the wake-up kiss? *purrs*

Ken: *blushes hard*

Ran: I am. *stern voice*

Schuldig: What?!

Ran: I'll repeat for you. I am playing the role of a prince.

Schuldig: How?!

Omi: *sighs* We're using Ran's place as the stage for the play and the place is spacious for us to actually play soccer.

Schuldig: No. How the hell did he get that role? He's not even in the same school as you!

Ran: *smirks* I have my ways.

Schuldig: Ah hell.

Molly: Let's go Snow White. *drags Ken by the wrist and runs off*

Omi: Well, let's go. They're starting without us. *follows the speeding duo*

Ran: *walks off, smiling*

Schuldig: Hmph.

//A figure stands under the Cherry Blossom tree while it smirks at the guys as they are leaving. So, it follows them in the shadow.

The students of Ms. Haruna's class are gathering at Koneko no Sume Ie Shrine. Don't ask me why I named it. Everyone was rehearsing their lines and setting up the stage area. Ms. Haruna has been waiting for the star of the show for the past 30 minutes while looking at her watch.//

Ms. Haruna: Melvin! Do you know where Ken is actually?

Melvin: Umm.... No idea.

Ms. Haruna: Go back to work then.

Melvin: Hai hai. *goes back to work*

Ms. Haruna: That boy will get serious discipline of being late everytime.

Molly: *yells from a distant* WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!

//Ms. Haruna looks up to see four blurry figures walking except that one of the figures is being dragged by Tot. Instantly, she knew that it was Ken. She taps her shoe and looks at her watch while waiting for them to come.//

Molly: *upclose* Found him, Ms. Haruna. *giggles*

Ms. Haruna: Ken Hidaka, get your puny ass over here this instant. I need to give you a nice lecture about coming on time. All of you should get ready to start the play. *looks at Ken* As for you, you stay here.

Ken: *looks down* Hai..

Molly, Ran, and Omi: *leaves*

//Ms. Haruna lectures for several minutes. Ken just nods and nods at her. After an hour of lecturing, she let Ken go and get into his costumes. She sighs.

For the next seven hours, they have been rehearsing and more until Ms. Haruna, the director, said it was cut for that day and that they will continue tomorrow. Ken was clusmy for several parts of his scene since he was wearing a long Snow White dress and moving around and playing soccer. There were a few nosebleeds, giggles, laughs, and other weird expressions. Everyone left except for Ken, Omi and Ran who stayed behind.//

Omi: That was a day.

Ken: *lays flat down* No more. I don't want to do this anymore. *pants* Too embrassing and stupid.

Omi: But we can't, you haven't rehearsed the kissing scene yet.

Ken: *blushes*

Ran: We can rehearse here if you want. A private practice.

Ken: *blushes even more*

Omi: Great idea.

Ken: OMI! *snaps at Omi*

Omi: *snickers*

Schuldig: How about now, my dear princess *gives a long, heated kiss to Ken*

Ken: *waves arm around, muscles stiffens, and eyes wide open*

Ran: *grits his teeth* SHI NE! *grabs his katana out of nowhere and attacks Schu*

Schuldig: *releases and moves away quickly* Tsk tsk. Not fast enough.

Ran: *in stance* Stay away from Ken, Schwarz.

Schuldig: *thinks* Ah no. *smirks*

Ken: *feeling tired* I don't feel so good. Night night. *lays down and falls asleep*

Omi: Hey Ken, wake up. *shakes him* Wake up.

Ken: *deep sleep* Zzzz....

Ran: Something is not right. *walks to Ken and checks*

Omi: *looks at Ran* Ran?

Jadite: *laughs from behind* He can't wake up.

Schuldig: What have you done to him? *glares at Jadite*

Jadite: *smirks* Nothing. I thought that he would play for real if he is Snow White, of course.

Omi: *shakes Ken* Ken! Ken!!

Jadite: And now, onto my second plan. *snaps her finger and everyone is blinded by cherry blossom petals*

//As Schuldig, Ran, and Omi are blind by cherry blossom petals; Jadite scoops Ken up in her arms and disappears. After she left, the petals disappears.//

Omi: Ken-kun! She took him.

Ran: *scowls* Damn...

Schuldig: Now what we do? We don't even know where she have taken him.

Male Voice: But I do.

Schuldig: Who are you? Show yourself.

Male Voice: *comes out of the shadow* Remember me.. *grins*

All: FARFARELLO?!

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KyraEnsui: *ducks and dodges* My bad. I left a cliffhanger there. Hehe... I have been busy with school these past weeks and this fic has been on hold for like two weeks. .!! I promise that the next chappie will be good. For now, I need to go finish up my homework and study for the finals. *dashes off*

Preview: Jadite has kidnapped Ken and taken him to her hideout where she meets Nephlyte, Kuzite, and Zoicite. As for the others, they finally meet Farfarello aka Lita. What will happened to Ken? Can the scouts save him in time before he becomes.....

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Japanese name = American name

Tsukino Usagi = Serena

Mizuno Ami = Amy

Hino Rei = Raye

Kino Makoto = Lita

Aino Minako = Nina

Chiba Mamoru = Darian

Osaka Naru = Molly

Umino Gurio = Melvin