Chapter One.
Kitty sat in Social Life Studies twiddling her thumbs. This class was always so boring! Why do I have to take this stupid class anyways, it was just so pointless! I'm never going to get married, never going to have any kids so I don't really have to know how to handle family problems. I really hate this class!
Just then she heard Heather Graham's annoying yet seductive cackle coming from the back row.
I wonder what has her pheromones at an all time high this early in the morning! Figures. Pietro Maximoff! Geez I hate that guy, bouncing from one cheerleader to the other every other day or week. He's the most arrogant, egotistical, self-centred, mentally challenged, brain dead loser I've ever met! No big surprise that he keeps company with the dumbest girls in school. He probably has a hard time reading a stop sign at a street corner! Oh no - he caught me looking at him! Turn around Kitty, turn around.
"Alright class its time for your new assignment. I'll be pairing you up for this one so be prepared to work with a partner for over the next four weeks. You could either learn to work with each as friends or kill each other, either way I get my results. Each and every one of you, for the next four weeks will be married to someone, dealing with the everyday situations that a couple go through. You'll have the take the good along with the bad, I say that with a pinch of salt, and learn to work through your problems or situations AS A TEAM. So without further ado, let the games begin."
Mrs. Peters the teacher from hell. What a like totally lame assignment! Why doesn't like she just shoot me now and get it over with! Anyways, whatever the assignment is I just hope I don't get paired up with Pietro.
"Kitty and Pietro." Mrs. Peters called out simultaneously.
No. no. she did not just say that. Am I like dead? I must be dreaming! Pinch yourself Kitty, time to wake up! No. no. this cannot be happening! I have to do something about this!
"Mrs. Peters can I please, please, please like have another partner. I don't think Pietro and I will."
"Kitty when I was explaining the do and don'ts of this assignment, may I ask where was your head?"
Kitty could hear the snickers from the other students all around her. * I hate you! *
"I said you'd have to either work out your issues as friends or kill each other. I'm just guessing that for you and Mr. Maximoff, the latter will be coming a lot before the honeymoon."
I really, really, really like hate you! Me and Pietro! Pietro and Me! Pryde and Maximoff! Nope, no matter how I say it just doesn't make sense! This day sucks big time. What am I going to do? I really have to find a way out of this stupid assignment or at least find a way to dump Pietro! I wonder who Heather got to be her partner.
In the cafeteria.
"Heather can I like talk to you?" Kitty asked with a determined expression on her face. * Why am I talking to this brain dead bimbo? *
"What do you want reject?" Heather scowled.
"Listen as much as I'd like to sit and exchange wise cracks with you all day, I really need a favour!" Kitty hated to ask for anything from this life sized blow doll with the brain to match but she was desperate. * Gosh I've sunk to an all time low! * "What is it Pryde and make it fast, my husband - Lance and I are about to have lunch together!" Heather looked pretty annoyed and pretty distracted too!
Kitty stifled the urge to snicker - * How does she remember to breathe? * "Lance is your partner, that's great! I was just like wondering if you wouldn't mind switching partners with me for this Social Life assignment! I mean you wouldn't like believe who I got paired up with!"
"Like I care Pryde. I've already got the perfect husband and I don't think I want to trade."
"What if I do all your homework for you for the next two months!" * It would certainly be an improvement from what you hand in now. * "I mean wouldn't you like rather be paired up with the hottest, sexiest, hunkiest, dreamiest, most god-like creature to ever walk the face of this earth!" * I can't believe I just said that! *
"You got paired up with Leonardo Dicaprio?"
"Heather do you like listen to yourself when you speak? No you idi- No Heather, I'm talking about Pietro. I mean just this morning you guys were looking pretty cosy!" * You are such a like total dope!*
"Pietro is so like last period. Have you seen Lance Alvers, he is such a total hottie! I think I'll hang on to my husband if you don't mind." No sooner had she said that, Lance appeared with a single rose in his hand. "You are so sweet! Isn't he just so sweet Pryde?"
"Yeah it's so sweet, I think I'm like getting a toothache. Hi Lance, bye Lance. I'm leaving before my I.Q. drops any lower."
"Um. hey Kitty. how's it going?" - Lance said with a blank expression on his face.
I have got to find another partner even if I have to like ask every single girl in the entire Social Life class. Which by the way I just might.
Kitty sat in Social Life Studies twiddling her thumbs. This class was always so boring! Why do I have to take this stupid class anyways, it was just so pointless! I'm never going to get married, never going to have any kids so I don't really have to know how to handle family problems. I really hate this class!
Just then she heard Heather Graham's annoying yet seductive cackle coming from the back row.
I wonder what has her pheromones at an all time high this early in the morning! Figures. Pietro Maximoff! Geez I hate that guy, bouncing from one cheerleader to the other every other day or week. He's the most arrogant, egotistical, self-centred, mentally challenged, brain dead loser I've ever met! No big surprise that he keeps company with the dumbest girls in school. He probably has a hard time reading a stop sign at a street corner! Oh no - he caught me looking at him! Turn around Kitty, turn around.
"Alright class its time for your new assignment. I'll be pairing you up for this one so be prepared to work with a partner for over the next four weeks. You could either learn to work with each as friends or kill each other, either way I get my results. Each and every one of you, for the next four weeks will be married to someone, dealing with the everyday situations that a couple go through. You'll have the take the good along with the bad, I say that with a pinch of salt, and learn to work through your problems or situations AS A TEAM. So without further ado, let the games begin."
Mrs. Peters the teacher from hell. What a like totally lame assignment! Why doesn't like she just shoot me now and get it over with! Anyways, whatever the assignment is I just hope I don't get paired up with Pietro.
"Kitty and Pietro." Mrs. Peters called out simultaneously.
No. no. she did not just say that. Am I like dead? I must be dreaming! Pinch yourself Kitty, time to wake up! No. no. this cannot be happening! I have to do something about this!
"Mrs. Peters can I please, please, please like have another partner. I don't think Pietro and I will."
"Kitty when I was explaining the do and don'ts of this assignment, may I ask where was your head?"
Kitty could hear the snickers from the other students all around her. * I hate you! *
"I said you'd have to either work out your issues as friends or kill each other. I'm just guessing that for you and Mr. Maximoff, the latter will be coming a lot before the honeymoon."
I really, really, really like hate you! Me and Pietro! Pietro and Me! Pryde and Maximoff! Nope, no matter how I say it just doesn't make sense! This day sucks big time. What am I going to do? I really have to find a way out of this stupid assignment or at least find a way to dump Pietro! I wonder who Heather got to be her partner.
In the cafeteria.
"Heather can I like talk to you?" Kitty asked with a determined expression on her face. * Why am I talking to this brain dead bimbo? *
"What do you want reject?" Heather scowled.
"Listen as much as I'd like to sit and exchange wise cracks with you all day, I really need a favour!" Kitty hated to ask for anything from this life sized blow doll with the brain to match but she was desperate. * Gosh I've sunk to an all time low! * "What is it Pryde and make it fast, my husband - Lance and I are about to have lunch together!" Heather looked pretty annoyed and pretty distracted too!
Kitty stifled the urge to snicker - * How does she remember to breathe? * "Lance is your partner, that's great! I was just like wondering if you wouldn't mind switching partners with me for this Social Life assignment! I mean you wouldn't like believe who I got paired up with!"
"Like I care Pryde. I've already got the perfect husband and I don't think I want to trade."
"What if I do all your homework for you for the next two months!" * It would certainly be an improvement from what you hand in now. * "I mean wouldn't you like rather be paired up with the hottest, sexiest, hunkiest, dreamiest, most god-like creature to ever walk the face of this earth!" * I can't believe I just said that! *
"You got paired up with Leonardo Dicaprio?"
"Heather do you like listen to yourself when you speak? No you idi- No Heather, I'm talking about Pietro. I mean just this morning you guys were looking pretty cosy!" * You are such a like total dope!*
"Pietro is so like last period. Have you seen Lance Alvers, he is such a total hottie! I think I'll hang on to my husband if you don't mind." No sooner had she said that, Lance appeared with a single rose in his hand. "You are so sweet! Isn't he just so sweet Pryde?"
"Yeah it's so sweet, I think I'm like getting a toothache. Hi Lance, bye Lance. I'm leaving before my I.Q. drops any lower."
"Um. hey Kitty. how's it going?" - Lance said with a blank expression on his face.
I have got to find another partner even if I have to like ask every single girl in the entire Social Life class. Which by the way I just might.