Director: This should be a great show. I mean, this is your first comedy scene since the Final Fantasy 7 thing, right?

Cloud: And why the hell do I have to wear a chicken suit?!

Director: 'Cuz it's funny.

Barret: Sure is!

Cloud: Ah, shaddap....

Yuffie: Hey! How come I don't get to fight?! I wanna fight!

Director: Sorry, but this isn't the action packed, materia equipping, blow your enemies straight to hell action gig you're used to. It's COMEDY.

Yuffie: Then why am I here?!

Director: Telling by your role in FF7, you're like the moronic comic relief.

Yuffie: Why do I have the feeling that I was just insulted?

Cloud: Forget that, what about this chicken suit?! I'm NOT wearing a chicken suit!

Director: Then you won't get paid.

Cloud: Did I tell you how much I LOVE chicken suits? Life just isn't complete without my chicken suit!

Sephiroth: I still don't see why I can't be the demonic villain bad ass.

Director: Well, for the sake of the comedy level, we had to reduce you down to being a jerk who's purpose in the story is to make Cloud's life a living hell.

Cloud: I fail to see the difference here...