Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Monty Python. Have a spiffy day.
Thanks so much to Indygo and CityBS for their reviews! I'm glad you guys liked it! And yes, CityBS, I agree that Marik is misunderstood. He's one of my fav characters, next to Yami Bakura (geez, I tend to go for the psychotic ones, huh? Then again, I don't think anyone is sane in that show… ^-^;)
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[Yami and DM are clopping through a forest and spot a black knight and a green knight dueling on a bridge. The green knight sends his monster to attack, but it is swallowed up by the BK's trap card. Telltale dingy sounds signify the GK's lifepoints are at zero. Suddenly the BK holds up a card, which opens up a portal to what looks like another dimension, and the unfortunate GK falls through with a pitiful scream.]
Yami+DM: sweatdrop. They ride up to the black knight.
Yami: You duel with great skill, sir knight. I am Yami, the Pharaoh of England.
BK: …
Yami: Er, I seek the finest and bravest duelists in the land to join me at my court in the castle I just won here from a Shadow Game.
BK: …
Yami: You have proven yourself worthy. Will you join me?
BK: …
Yami: Sigh. You make me sad. Very well, come Patsy. They make to go around BK
BK: You shall not pass.
Yami: Uh, come again?
BK: I said, you shall not pass.
Yami: I do not wish a quarrel with you, sir knight, but I must cross this bridge!
BK: takes out sword Then you have sealed your fate. Prepare to be sent on a one-way trip to the Shadow Realm! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Yami: notices some slightly-lavender-but-mostly-white-or-slightly-blue-in-the-very-first-season-that-the-WB-didn't-show-curse-them hair sticking out from under BK's helmet Hold it! That psychotic laughter, that hair…it couldn't be!
BK: I move, removes helmet for no man!
Yami: Gasp! Yami Bakura!
YB: MUWAHAHAHA!!! U GOT IT! And I especially don't move for some pansy pharaoh!
Yami: CURSE YOU!! It's time to D-D-D-D-DU-
DK: HOLD IT!! Time out! Okay, for this duel, no cards, shadow games, sending people to the Shadow Realm, or any other supernatural powers. Just yer swords, wits, and what little muscle you have! TIME IN! Victory sign
Yami+YB: O_O;
Yami: Fine. Patsy, my sword!
DM: Tosses sword to Yami
YB: Bring it on, weakling!
Yami: charges YAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
YB: steps to the side and dodges Hah! What's wrong, too fast for y- hey! Finds left arm on ground, really, really, fake blood spurts from his wound
Yami: smirking Oh, what were you saying? sweatdrop Umm, Bakura, what are you staring at?
YB: sweatdrop Number one, my arm is on the ground, number two, these are really bad special fx.
Yami: Well, the fact that DK only has 14 dollars currently available for spending because she's using the rest of her hard-earned (yeah right) money to buy more Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards so she can crush Kitsune Baka in a humiliating defeat so she can prove once and for all that she is the supreme queen of THE WORLD (DUN DUN DUN) could have something to do with that…
DK: Hey! It was at least enough to buy ketchup!!
YB: Mmmm, ketchup… [Stares at fake dismembered arm, licking lips]
DK: Oh, get on with it…
Yami: Er, anyway…Now, I shall be on my way. Come, Patsy.
YB: Where do you think you're going?
Yami: sweatdrop Um, I won. I cut your arm off…
YB: Psh, 'tis but a scratch.
Yami: But your arm is kinda sliced off…
YB: No matter! Have at you, sissy! Charges
Yami: Rolls eyes and casually holds sword out, slices YB's other arm off. Hah! Victory is mine! Kneels down We thank thee, o Heart of the Cards, that in your mercy, I was able to beat this psychotic and megalomaniacal adversary-
YB: Starts kicking Yami with his two remaining appendages while laughing maniacally.
Yami: What the hell are you doing?!
YB: What does it look like?! Get up and fight like a man, if you are one!
DK: I do wonder sometimes…
Yami: closes eyes and sighs, exasperated If I must… With a single sweep, he cuts off YB's legs, so now he's kinda just a torso with a head sitting on the ground…um, ew… Let us go, Patsy. They ride off
YB: HEY! GET BACK HERE, YOU YELLOW-BELLIED COWARD!! I'LL BITE YA KNEES OFF!!!!!! HAVE AT YOU!!!!
[End Scene—
YB: WAIT!! I'M NOT DONE YET!!!!
DK: Sigh. Ignore the ranting kleptomaniac.
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DK: Yay! I luv Yami B!
Yami B: Shut up, insolent mortal…
DK: Shut up, insolent bishounen, or I'll drop you into the pit of the RABID FANGIRLS!!!
Yami B: NOOOO!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! *is now sobbing in the fetal position*
DK: ^^; Anyway, review, minasan! Arigatou gozaimasu! Yami B wa chou KAWAII desu!! Watashi wa Yami B ga daisuki desu!!