Operation eat Tama-chan

By: Asuka Langley Sohryu

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Chapter 1- first part of attempt 1

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Kaolla Su was currently standing in her room drawing simple figures that were impossible to identify in the sand floor.

"Operation eat Tama-chan attempt 1, now commencing" Su yelled while running out of her jungle-like room through the only exit. Which just happened to be into room 304.

"Motoko!!" yelled Su while latching onto Motoko's back, who was trying to finish putting her chest bindings on, which was extremely hard with Su on her.

"Su off" commanded Motoko, whom couldn't finish covering her chest with Su latched on.

"But Motoko. I like it her, I feel,…I feel" long pause while Su found the right words, "I feel tall!"

Motoko face-faulted landing with the foreign girl sitting on her back. The sliding door to Motoko's room flew open by a worried Keitaro, "What happened. Is everyone okay, I heard a loud bang."

"URASHIMA! Out of my room now." yelled the angered Kendoist while trying to cover her chest, kill Keitaro with her sword and keep Su from strangling her all at once.

All of a sudden Naru popped up out of nowhere and joined Motoko in sending Keitaro flying into the sky.

"NOOOOO, your ruining the plan." yelled Su while pushing both Motoko, who she finally got off, and Naru out of room 304.

"Su, open this door now and let me into MY room." Motoko said while finally getting to finish putting her chest bindings on but still being Haori-less.

"Ko-chan what are you doing out her." Su said from inside while retrieving Motoko and dragging her through the door she just pushed her out of.

"Su, never call me that.!!"

~inside room 304~

"Time for the plan!!!" exclaimed Su while pulling out a chalk board and scribbling pictures all over it.

"What plan?" asked the Kendoist who is finally completely dressed.

"You know, THE plan."

"Su, what the hell are you talking about."

"You know." Su said while she kept making obscene lines that were somehow supposed to be pictures on the board.

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"NO damn it!!"

'If this was any one but Su I'd kill them and be done with this futile argument, especially if it was Keitaro.'

"Taa-da! I'm done, presenting, OUR PLAN!!" yelled the foreign girl while moving aside and revealing the board.

"Su, what in the seven Hell's is that!!!" Motoko yelled while pointing to the board which was covered in a picture of a giant circle with a smiley face on it, a tall stick figure waving a stick, a short one next to a large circle and two more average height ones strapped to a pole.

"I told ya already Toko-chan, it's our plan."

"DON'T CALL ME THAT EITHER!!!"

"Isn't it wonderful." said Su while jumping back on her favorite place in the world, Motoko's back!

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Yeah, pure utter baka-ness.

And Haori is the kind of shirt that's traditionally worn with Hakama pants, the shirt part of the Kendo Gi that Motoko wears.

This follows more of the manga personalities of Motoko, Su and everyone else. In the anime Su had more of a friendship with Shinobu and very rarely hung off Motoko. But in the manga almost every scene they're both in Motoko's being harassed by Su.