Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Monty Python. Have a bloody magnificent day.
Don't worry, City dear, Seto will come soon enough! I wanna get his character right! Thanks for reviewing so much, may Kharl bless you! (okay, about the Kharl thing, he's this (slightly psychotic) renkin wizard / alchemist demon guy in the manga Dragon Knights, and he rox, and it's this huge inside joke w/ my friends…yeah…but to be blessed by him is a big compliment! ^-^)
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[Now we see the whole party riding across rocky terrain, DM coconutting away, the others with random duelists they beat and forced into being their coconut-slaves for all ETERNITY!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA—…I'll stop now.]
Yugi: …and that is how we know that midgets will one day rule the world!
Yami: This new learning fascinates me! Tell me again how sheep's bladders can be used to prevent earthquakes?
Everyone else: faceplant
Yami: Holds up a hand Halt! Everyone stops; a castle can be seen on the hill above them.
Yami: Everyone, I welcome you to my castle I won from a Shadow Game, called, uhh… oh yeah! Sees "Sold" sign …CAMELOT.
Jonouchi: Camelot!
Ryou: Camelot!
DM: It's only a model.
Everyone: O_O;
DK: Shut up! Geez, the one time you speak and you have to be all negative…sniff sniff…
Yami: Duelists, I welcome you to…Camelot!
[Scene change to inside the castle, where a number of random duelists with duel disks are doing a lovely musical routine.]
We're Duelists of the Square Table!
We dance whene'er we're able!
We do routines and chorus scenes,
With footwork impec-cable!
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spamalot!
We're Duelists of the Square Table,
Our shows are for-mi-dable!
But many times, we're given rhymes,
That are quite un-sing-able!
We're opera-mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm-alot!
*tap-dancing*
In duels we're tough and able!
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable!
Between our quests,
We sequin vests,
And try to fix the cable!
It's a busy life in Camelot—
Unfortunate lone duelist I go to the Shadow Realm a lot!!!
[Back to the group, outside.]
Yami: Sigh. Then again, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.
All: Yeah, guess you're right…
Yami: Instead, let's waste the money that DK's saving up to buy overpriced Yu-Gi-Oh cards on RANDOM JUNK!!!
DK: NOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU LEATHER-CLAD SPIKEY-HAIRED, uh, MEANIE!!!!!
All: Huzzah!! ride off chatting merrily
DK: fuming You'll pay…oh you'll pay…heheheheh…
[Yami and co. are riding along merrily, to nowhere in particular. Little do they know of the fate that awaits them… Suddenly, the sky clouds over, and maniacal laughter can be heard echoing around the heavens. All stop and look up.]
Yami: Gasp! What in the name of the Heart of the Cards is going on??
[Suddenly a veil of clouds part, revealing a shadowy figure.]
Yami: Could it be…?
Yugi:…God???
[The figure begins to laugh again and turns around, revealing that he is actually…]
All: O_O YAMI BAKURA????!!!!!
Y Bakura: HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's right!
Jonouchi: But if he's up dere, dat means he's…
Y Bakura: Yes, filthy mortals, I am GOD!!
DK: Well, temporarily, yes. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SPENDING MY MONEY!!!
Y Bakura: GROVEL, YOU STUPID MORTALS!!!
Yami: points to script but it says here that you don't want us to grovel…
Y Bakura: I am above the script, you stupid Pharaoh! Now, just to prove that, I'll order you to go on a pointless mission because I feel like it!
All: sweatdrop
Y Bakura: I command you to find—
DK: Whispers in his ear
Y Bakura: …the Millennium Fuzzypen (of doom)?!
DK: ^-^
All: O_O;
Ryou: Why is it "of doom?"
DK: innocently I d'no…
Y Bakura: ponders Well, I do want the Millennium items, plus I like the sound of the "doom" part giggles slightly while thinking evil thoughts …very well, YOU SHALL FIND ME THE MILLENIUM FUZZYPEN (OF DOOM), OR YOU WILL BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM!!
DK: You know, that just sounded really wrong…
Yami: nonplussed Couldn't you make up some other threat? The whole "SHADOW REALM" thing gets a bit old—[bolt of lightning zaps him] …um, ow… sfx: sizzle
Y Bakura: menacing glare Well, what are you waiting for, a written invitation?! zaps purty little personalized envelopes into their hands Get on with it! [lightning crackles forebodingly]
All: Y-yes, Lord!! they hurry off as maniacal laughter echoes behind them
Y Bakura: [to DK] What exactly does the Millennium Fuzzypen (of doom) do, anyway?
DK: mysteriously You'll see…
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Well, that was a short chapter, sorry minasan! If you've seen the Monty Python movie, you'll notice that I didn't change the song much…as the saying goes, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." So yeah. I promise I'll get the next chapter up soon!
A word on short people in anime: Have you ever noticed that people less than 5 feet tall in anime seem to be the most powerful? Like Yami in Yu-Gi-Oh, Vegeta in DBZ, Hiei in Yu Yu Hakusho, and Kenshin in Rurouni Kenshin (well, he's like 5'4", but he's considered short in the show), to name a few. Their ultimate goal is world domination, I tell you…