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Oh my Bakura!! I can't believe how many reviews I'm getting!! *tears of happiness* And just for that, all my wonderful reviewers get free Seto plushies, since you love him so much *tosses them at her absolutely fantastic reviewers*!! I know what chara he's gonna be!! But I'm not telling!! I don't think it will be for a little while, but I promise you will like it ^-^ Updates may be every other day from now on; I need more time to think about characters and other stuff. Plus high school, which is evil. Bear with me, please! Now on to chapter 6!
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[Yami and co. are gallivanting across the wild moors of England. Well, more like frantically trying to escape the wrath of Bakura, but seeing as Bakura is God and omnipotent and all, their efforts are for naught. Aaaanyway, they soon come upon a lone castle.]
Yami: [to his knights] HALT!! [calling up to the castle wall] Uh, HELLO? IS ANYONE UP THERE?! [nothing happens for a bit, but then an armored guard appears on the wall]
Guard: 'Ello! Oh, Yugi-boy, eez dat you?
All: O_O;;;;
Yami: Oh my dear Lo- er, Bakura!
Honda: It's Pegasus….
Ryou: …with a French accent. -_-;
Jonouchi: Dat's it. I'm scahhed fo' life.
Yugi: AHHHHGGGG! NOT THE YUGI-BOY!!!! sobbing
Pegasus: giggle What eez it dat you want?
Yami: after a minute of terror-induced shock Uhh, er, who's castle is this?
Pegasus: Eet is the castle of mah lord and mastaire, Sir Lapin Floconneau!
Ryou: Er, if I am correct, that's "Sir Fluffy Bunny…"
Others: O_o;
Yami: clears throat Ah, please go and tell your master that we have been charged by Bakura with a sacred quest, and if he will give us food and shelter for this night he can join us in our quest for the Millennium Fuzzypen.
Yugi: (of doom).
Pegasus: Well, I'll ask 'eem, but Ah don't theenk 'ee'll be verra keen, 'ee's already got one, you see?
Yami: Er, come again?
Jonouchi: 'e says dey've already got one!
Yami: Uh, are you sure he's got one?
Pegasus: Oh, oui. Eet's verra nice! giggle
[Cut to behind the battlements]
Pegasus: [To three other guards; among them Croquet] I told them we've already got one! ^-^
Guards: muffled giggling
Croquet: Very good, sir.
[Cut back to outside the castle]
Yami: sweatdrop Well, can we come up and have a look?
Pegasus: indignantly Of course not! You are Eenglish peegs!
Yami: angrily Well, what are YOU, then?!
Pegasus: Ah'm French! Why do you theenk I have thees outrageous accent, you seely Pharaoh?!
Yami: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN ENGLAND?!
Pegasus: Mind your own beezness. sticks out tongue
[Yami and co. are quite taken aback by this]
Yami: screwing up his courage If you will not show us the Millennium Fuzzypen (of doom), we shall storm your castle!
Others: murmurs of agreement
Pegasus: You don't frighten us, Eenglish peeg-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a seely person! I blow my nose on you, so-called Yami-Pharaoh, you and your seely Eenglish K…k…kaniggets! sticks his thumbs in his ears and blows a raspberry
Ryou: O_o What a strange person!
Yami: containing his anger Now look here, my good man!
Pegasus: Ah don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed aneemal, food trough wipaire! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamstaire, and your father smelt of elderberries!
Yugi: Er, is there someone else up there we could talk to?
Pegasus: No! Now go away or Ah shall taunt you a second time!
Yami: -_-xxx This is your last chance! I've been more than reasona… [voice fades out and scene cuts to Pegasus]
Pegasus: [to Croquet] Fetchez la toons!
Croquet: Eh, what?
Pegasus: FETCHEZ LA TOONS!!
Croquet: sweatdrop Er, yes sir… [hurries away]
[Back to Yami]
Yami: ….and that is my final offer! If you are not prepared to agree with my demands I shall be force to take—OH BAKURA!
[Giant stuffed animal of Blue Eyes Toon Dragon comes sailing over the battlements, landing squarely on Ryou's coconut-dude, squashing him. Owie.]
Honda: What a cruel thing to do!
Yugi: -_-; I was thinking more along the lines of "demented" and "strange," but—
Yami: Right! Knights! CHARGE!!!!
[Yami leads the charge towards the castle. Various other giant stuffed animals of toon monsters are flung at them. They battle bravely on, despite the fearful barrage of giant freaky things with maniacal grins…*sniff…* I knew them well…]
Yami: [As a guy next to him gets squished by a Toon Mermaid] Knights! Run away! Run away!! [The knights retreat to cover amidst the echoing shouts of "run way." They crouch down under some brush.]
Jonouchi: Dose freaky-talkin French sissies! I'll tear 'em apart! [Lunges forward as Honda and Ryou try to restrain him]
Ryou: Now now, Jou, you shouldn't be one to talk about accents.
Jonouchi: confused What's dat supposed ta mean?
Ryou: Ah, never mind… ^^;;
Yugi: [to Yami] I have a plan, sir.
[Cut back to battlements of the castle. Pegasus and the others suspiciously watch where Yami and co. had retreated to. Night falls, and at random times the sound of wood being sawed, nails being hammered, trees being cut down with heavy machinery, etc. can be heard. Cut back to the battlements. Pegasus is looking slightly nervous. Suddenly squeaking sounds can be heard coming from the woods. Suddenly an enormous wooden rabbit on wheels bursts through the woods, being pushed by some of Yami's men to the castle door. However, this is no ordinary rabbit. It is a cartoon-ish rabbit with a goofy expression. The men hurry back to the undergrowth. Pegasus looks at it for a second. Suddenly he squeals with joy and hurries down from the battlements. As Yami and co. watch from the bushes, the main gate of the castle opens, and Pegasus sticks his head out, followed by the three other guards. The mutter to each other in French, Pegasus not so much muttering as squealing like a schoolgirl. They then rush out and drag the rabbit inside, closing the gate behind them. Cut back to Yami and co.]
Yami…now what happens?
Yugi: Well, now Jonouchi, Ryou, and I wait until nightfall and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise! And not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
Yami: sweatdrop Who….who leaps out of the rabbit…?
Yugi: major sweatdrops as he realizes his teensy mistake Er ... We ... Jonouchi, Ryou, and I ... uh ... leap out of the rabbit and ...
Jonouchi: [slaps forehead]
Ryou: comfortingly There there, everyone has a senior moment now and then.
3,000-Year-Old Pharaoh: -_-xxxxxxxxx
Yugi: Well, we could build that dog in the cartoon…
Yami: [withering stare]
Yugi: …or not.
[Suddenly a twang is heard as the wooden rabbit is catapulted over the battlements.]
Yami: RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!
[Echoing shouts are heard as they retreat. They all seem to be safe, but suddenly the rabbit falls from the sky like divine justice, and squishes an unfortunate coconut dude.]
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Phew. I'm feeling more pressure with all the reviews! Not much else to say, just don't annoy a French person, or a giant wooden rabbit may fall from the sky and squish you. By the way, I'm ¼ French myself. *evil grin*