ACT II
Yuffie is seen dressed in a business suit at a local materia store. Shaking hands with the manager, she was given the job on the spot, due to her vast knowledge on all types of materia.
"Well, Yuffie. Welcome aboard. I know that you will bring better business to my establishment."
Yuffie nodded, "You can count on me, sir!!"
The manager looked at his watch. "It's time for my 1:00 lunch break, can you look after the store while I'm gone?"
Yuffie nodded, "Sure thing, sir!!"
The manager walk toward the door, "I'll be back in an hour." The manager was now gone.
Yuffie looked around the store, "Wow! I'm actually working in a materia store! This is SO cool!" Then, she saw it. In a glass case, there was the Knights of Round materia. It gleamed with a red aura as Yuffie's eyes were locked on it. Just then, a customer walked in. Looking around the store for a person who could help him, he saw the only employee there. A drooling clerk. Yuffie's tongue was hanging out of her mouth like a begging dog as pink hearts replaced the pupils of her eyes. "Gaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
"Excuse me, miss."
"Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh....."
"Um, hello?"
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
"HEY!"
"ACK!"
Yuffie fell onto the floor from that suddenly snap out of her trance. She looked up at the customer and quickly stood up, wiping the drool from her mouth. "Uh, how can I help you, sir?!"
The guy replied, "Uh, do you carry any Knights of Round materia?"
Yuffie stood in front of the glass case with the Knight of Round inside. "Nope! Sorry, we don't have it! Yep, no Knights of Round here! None at all!"
The guy raised an eyebrow, "Oh....kay. Um, thanks...." He slowly backed out of the store. Yuffie suddenly had a crazed look in her eyes now. She was in yet, another materia trance.
She looked around the store and muttered to herself, "It's all mine...all mine...they all wanna take it from me! No one can take my materia! I AM MATERIA HUNTER YUFFIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Another customer walked in. "Excuse me, ma'am. Do you have-"
"GET. OUT!"
The little boy ran out without hesitation, "She's possessed!"
Yuffie reached into her shirt and pulled out a huge sack. She then proceeded to clean house. "MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Moments later, Yuffie is seen hopping rooftops with a huge bag while laughing her silly, little head off as if she had won the lottery. To her, it WAS winning the lottery.
The store manager came back to see there was NO materia in the store. The only thing that was left in the store was a note on the counter. He picked it up and saw that there was only one word on it.
"YOINK!"
Yuffie is seen dressed in a business suit at a local materia store. Shaking hands with the manager, she was given the job on the spot, due to her vast knowledge on all types of materia.
"Well, Yuffie. Welcome aboard. I know that you will bring better business to my establishment."
Yuffie nodded, "You can count on me, sir!!"
The manager looked at his watch. "It's time for my 1:00 lunch break, can you look after the store while I'm gone?"
Yuffie nodded, "Sure thing, sir!!"
The manager walk toward the door, "I'll be back in an hour." The manager was now gone.
Yuffie looked around the store, "Wow! I'm actually working in a materia store! This is SO cool!" Then, she saw it. In a glass case, there was the Knights of Round materia. It gleamed with a red aura as Yuffie's eyes were locked on it. Just then, a customer walked in. Looking around the store for a person who could help him, he saw the only employee there. A drooling clerk. Yuffie's tongue was hanging out of her mouth like a begging dog as pink hearts replaced the pupils of her eyes. "Gaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
"Excuse me, miss."
"Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh....."
"Um, hello?"
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."
"HEY!"
"ACK!"
Yuffie fell onto the floor from that suddenly snap out of her trance. She looked up at the customer and quickly stood up, wiping the drool from her mouth. "Uh, how can I help you, sir?!"
The guy replied, "Uh, do you carry any Knights of Round materia?"
Yuffie stood in front of the glass case with the Knight of Round inside. "Nope! Sorry, we don't have it! Yep, no Knights of Round here! None at all!"
The guy raised an eyebrow, "Oh....kay. Um, thanks...." He slowly backed out of the store. Yuffie suddenly had a crazed look in her eyes now. She was in yet, another materia trance.
She looked around the store and muttered to herself, "It's all mine...all mine...they all wanna take it from me! No one can take my materia! I AM MATERIA HUNTER YUFFIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Another customer walked in. "Excuse me, ma'am. Do you have-"
"GET. OUT!"
The little boy ran out without hesitation, "She's possessed!"
Yuffie reached into her shirt and pulled out a huge sack. She then proceeded to clean house. "MINE!!! ALL MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Moments later, Yuffie is seen hopping rooftops with a huge bag while laughing her silly, little head off as if she had won the lottery. To her, it WAS winning the lottery.
The store manager came back to see there was NO materia in the store. The only thing that was left in the store was a note on the counter. He picked it up and saw that there was only one word on it.
"YOINK!"