Meanwhile, Cloud was at Gold Saucer, applying for a job. "Are you sure that's the ONLY job you have available?!"

The man nodded, "Yep, that's the only one. Take it or leave it."

Cloud sighed, "Fine, I'll take the job...." Cloud muttered, "Stupid Tifa and her stupid bouncing jiggling double K boobies...makin' me do stuff. Mmmm...jiggly...gahhhhhhh........."

The man then handed Cloud the chocobo suit and showed him to his post outside of Gold Saucer. "Here. And you might wanna wipe the drool off yer face, too."

Cloud quickly did so, "Oh, my bad..."

The man continued," By the way, Cloud. I'd like to introduce you to your supervisor."

Cloud looked around, "Where is he?"

The man shrugged, "Who knows? He's always vanishing out of site and popping back up. Ah, there he is." Cloud spun around to see who his supervisor was.

"Not you!"

Sephiroth smirked, "Indeed."

Cloud slowly reached for his sword, which was conveniently behind him, although no one ever sees it until he actually takes it out.

Sephiroth smirked, knowing Cloud's intention, "What are you reaching for, Cloud?"

Cloud sneered, "You murderer! You killed Aeris!"

Sephiroth shrugged with a smug look, "I have no affiliation with the event in question."

Cloud shouted, "You bastard, I'll-"

Sephiroth smiled, "Are you about to threaten your supervisor? 'Cuz if you are, you can lose your job. Great union, huh?"

Cloud sneered.

The guy who hired Cloud shrugged, "Since you two seem to be old friends, I'll leave you two to your work." He walked off as Cloud had a look of despair and Sephiroth grinned with PURE evil.

Sephiroth looked at Cloud and pointed to a group of approaching children, "Hey, Cloud. Cluck like a chocobo for the little kiddies."

Cloud folded his arms, "I won't let you take my dignity!"

Sephiroth grinned, "Then I won't let you keep your job. I bet that girl with the breasts the size of Midgar is going to be VERY upset if you get fired...."

Cloud's eyes widened, "What the?! How do you know-?! YOU'RE the one who stole the money from the safe?!"

Sephiroth shook his head, "Of course not! What to you think I have minions for?!"

Cloud gritted his teeth, "First, you kill Aeris and now THIS! I'm gonna-"

"Cluck for the kiddies! That WAS what you were about to say, right? Or would you rather lose this job?" Cloud marched over to the little kids, cursing Sephiroth's very existence.

As Cloud proceeded to flap his arms, run around in a circle and exclaim, "WARK! WARK! WAAAAAAAAAAAARK!" The kids laughed and pointed at him. Then, they decided to kick the snot out of the Gold Saucer mascot as Sephiroth rolled on the ground with uncontrollable laughter. Cloud was also rolling on the ground, but he had no reason to laugh. Especially since those kids practically stomped a mud hole in him and walked it dry.

When they were done beating Cloud with an inch of his life, he looked more like he had been trampled in the middle of the 'Weapon incident'. The chocobo suit was covered with sooty Nike and Reebok footprints. And one, big Timberland footprint on the beak of the costume. Cloud slowly tried to get up, thinking about how much he hated his life. Sephiroth came over to the fallen Cloud who was lying face down on the ground. He looked around and then grinned. Sephiroth then kicked Cloud with all his might, in the ribs.

To play off his evil deed, he shouted, "Hey, kid! Leave him alone!"

Cloud rolled over onto his back and said, "I know it was you...."

Sephiroth looked at him innocently, "How? I didn't..."

Cloud replied, "You're an evil bastard and you had the perfect opportunity."

Sephiroth sighed and shook his head, "I'm not evil, I'm just misunderstood."

Cloud sneered, "You're just as misunderstood as the devil himself....."

Sephiroth beamed proudly, "I thank you for the complement. By the way. When your break comes around, I want you to clean up the chocobo stables, too. They smell."

Cloud exclaimed, "But that's my BREAK time! I need to rest!"

Sephiroth smirked, "Sure, you can rest at home, cuz you'll be fired. Mwahahaha...."

Cloud sighed in despair, "Fine, I'll clean the stable...ya psychotic girlfriend slashin' freak...."

Sephiroth looked at Cloud and then got another sinister smile, "Just for that, you have to clean up the chocobo droppings with your BARE hands....."

Cloud cringed and exclaimed, "No way! That's some bullshit!"

Sephiroth grinned, "Nope. Chocobo shit."

"ARGH!!!" Cloud yanked off the head of his chocobo costume, threw it on the ground, and jumped up and down on it in insane rage as Sephiroth walked away, humming 'One Winged Angel'. Everyone else present blankly stared at Cloud.

"Blondes," said one bystander.

"Yeah, really," replied the other.

TO BE CONTINUED.