A/N something I made up when I was bored and with writers block one day....Not to mention I've heard the song three times in school over the past week. Well, it's pretty funny....I think...Anyway, it's the jolly season, so no flames,(either that or you'll know they'll be used to burn marshmellows ^__^)
Yusuke got Runover by a Volkswagen
Yusuke got runover by Volkswagen
Coming back from Keiko's Christmas Eve
Now you can say these things don't happen twice
But as for me and Botan we believe
He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we'd begged him not to go
If only he had known of his blood alcohol content
Then maybe he would've stopped from stumbling into the snow
When we had found him Christmas mornin'
We had all thought Kuwabara was crazy for his bet
Because when the people of the car told us
We couldn't believe Yusuke thought it was a chia-pet.
Yusuke got runover by a Volkswagen
Walkin' home from Keiko's Christmas Eve
You can say these thing don't happen twice
But as for me and Botan we believe
We all thought he had gotten smarter
Since the first one we thought he'd grow a bit
But that all kinda went up in smoke
Now that he had gone and gotten himself hit
It's just not Christmas without Yusuke
With his counters of Kuwabara's same stupid joke
And as we go in sadness to his funeral
It's hard beating Keiko back from his throat
Yusuke got runover by a Volkswagen
Walkin' home from Keiko's Christmas Eve
You can say these thing don't happen twice
But as for me and Botan we believe
Now the roast is on the table
So is the pudding made of pig
Next to a blue and silver candle
Where Yusuke would make fun of Botan's wig 0_0
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
For Keiko's on a eggnog spilling rampage
Beating up reindeer and those tiny shopping mall elves
Yusuke got runover by a Volkswagen
Walkin' home from Keiko's Christmas Eve
You can say these thing don't happen twice
But as for me and Botan we believe