I don't own Yu Gi Oh or Monty Python. Have a positively splendid day.
WEEEEE!!!! My Dragon Knights volume 10 FINALLY came after practically a month…curse you Barnes & Noble's!! Um, well, getting back to more relevant things, I'm very sorry this chapter took so long, I had to think it out more and the writing didn't come as easily…along with homework and stressing over stupid gym teachers who give you unearned detentions (but that's cleared up, thank Bakura). Not much else to say, just a big thanx to my old and new reviewers! And just so ya know I mean no offense to anyone in this chapter…you'll see why I say this…
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[It is night. We see a worn and tired Ryou out on the moors during a violent storm. An eerie scream is heard. Ryou's face contorts in terror. What could have made him so scared? Obviously he doesn't want to wait around and see for now he runs blindly through the brush. He stumbles; he has injured his leg on a thankless rock. A stream of rather creative cursing issues from his supposedly pure mouth. Suddenly, a flash of lightning lights up the moor. In the distance we see a large, foreboding castle with a bright beacon on the top. Ryou gasps as he notices that the beacon is fuzzypen-shaped! He gasps again as the eerie scream once more echoes behind him. He hurries to the castle door.]
Ryou: pounding on door OPEN THE DOOR!! In the name of Pharaoh Yami, open the door! [Chains rattle as the door begins to open. Ryou stumbles inside. The door crashes shut behind him. He turns around, and instantly the atmosphere changes to one of warmth and welcoming. Many young women dressed in white gowns are looking at him with curious expressions.]
Blonde Lady: Hello!
Other girls: Hello! muffled giggles
Blonde Lady: Welcome, bish- er, gentle Sir Knight, to the castle Aoi-yey!
Ryou: o_O; Er, castle what?
Blonde Lady: looks downcast I know, it's not a very good name, is it? brightens up But we are nice, and shall attend to your every…every need!
Ryou: Uh, you are the keepers of the Millennium Fuzzypen? Of doom?
Blonde Lady: The what? But you are tired and must rest awhile! Midget! Crapper!
Midget+Crapper: Yes, oh Zoot?
Zoot: Prepare a bed for our guest. gives them a pointed look
Midget+Crapper: Yes, oh Zoot! Thank you, oh Zoot! bowing profusely as they leave the room
Zoot: [to Ryou] The beds here are warm and soft and very, very big!
Ryou: sweatdrop Well, er, look, I—
Zoot: What is your name, handsome knight?
Ryou: Uh, Sir Ryou, the Pure. [Was that a devious look in Zoot's eyes?]
Zoot: Mine is Zoot. Just Zoot. But come… she leads him to a door
Ryou: Uh, look, I really ought to be—
Zoot: Sir Ryou! [A gasp issues from the girls in the room] You would not be so ungallant as to refuse our hospitality!
Ryou: o_o; looks around the room and notices that many of the girls are on the verge of tears Well, I guess I—
Zoot: moves off and Ryou reluctantly follows Sigh, I'm afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eightscore young women, all between sixteen and nineteen-and-a-half, cut off in this castle, with no one to protect us. Oooh, It is a lonely life ... bathing ... dressing ... undressing ... making exciting underwear....
Ryou: OO;;;;; [They reach a door at the end of the corridor. Zoot turns to Ryou]
Zoot: sparkly eyes We are just not used to handsome knights…
Ryou: OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [Zoot notices he's limping]
Zoot: Oh! But you are injured!! You must lie down!
Ryou: N-no, it's noth-- [She drags him into the bedchamber and forces him to lie down on the bed]
Zoot: You need a doctor! claps twice Piglet! Winston! [Two more young women enter the room]
Piglet: Well, looks strangely at Ryou, what seems to be the problem?
Ryou: They're doctors?
Zoot: sweatdrop They have basic medical training, yes. Now you must try to rest. Doctor Piglet, Doctor Winston she winks, practice your art.
[As soon as Zoot walks out of the room, the door slams shut, and suddenly the room is transformed. Tapestries covered with images of hot bishounen drape down from the ceiling; a computer appears in the corner of the room. Piglet and Winston have also changed; they now look like modern-day teenage girls, and are staring at Ryou as a cat would a canary. Their T-shirts have a silhouette of a fuzzypen on them, like some sort of emblem.]
Ryou: Wh-who are you???!!!
Piglet: HAHAHAHAHA!! We are the Yaoi Fangirls Writer's Guild!!
Ryou: What do you want??
Winston: Oh, we want you. You shall be the inspiration for our next twisted fic!!
Ryou: WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! sobbing in fear
Piglet: Hm, I wonder what we should do…overly sappy, or gratuitously kinky? Winston?
Winston: staring at Ryou OMG he's so CUTE!!! GLOMPING TIME!!!
Ryou: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! makes a daring leap for the door, but not before the two crazed fangirls grab him and glomp him.
Ryou: turning various shades of blue
[Suddenly, a brave shout is heard from within the castle. Sounds of fighting echo outside the door. It bursts open.]
Jonouchi: RYOU!! Ryou, you okay, man??!!!! runs over to the hapless lavender-haired boy, yanking him out from under the fangirls.
Winston: HEY!! He's ours!!
Piglet: Wait a sec, dear. devious look I think I see an adorable pairing in the works…
Winston: Heheheh, good point…
Jonouchi: O_o Whaaa?? OH NO NO NO!! You chicks ah messed!!
[Jonouchi runs out of the room and down the hallway, knocking over fangirls left and right. Miraculously (or by sheer dumb luck), he reaches the door, which is miraculously (or by sheer dumb luck) open. He races out into the woods. He drops Ryou as he gasps for breath.]
Jonouchi: Ryou, you okay?
Ryou: O_O in a dazed shock F-fangirls…yaoi…gratuitous fanservice…
DK: Oh my.
[Back to castle]
Midget: Oh shit.
Winston: Ditto.
Piglet: SO CLOSE!! SO CLOSE!!!! sobs with frustration
Zoot: Heheheh…do not think this is the last time we shall meet, my precious bishies…you may have won the battle, but the war is far from over…
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OKAY OKAY OKAY!!! I do not mean to offend anyone who likes yaoi or is a fangirl. I personally am not anti-yaoi, but fangirls do tend to scare me ^^; I was kinda afraid to touch on this subject, but please, a lot of yaoi stuff (not all, people) has gotten so cliché, it's sad. Again, I'm sorry to anyone who is currently prepared to strangle me. Oh, and Aoi-yey is Yaoi in pig-latin, if you didn't guess that already.