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Hey all. It's on to chapter 9. 9 is my favorite number. Good things happen when 9 is involved, such as a certain character appearing that everyone has wanted to appear since, like, chapter 1. Well, technically, this chapter should be different, but I switched a couple scenes around, but it still makes sense. Well, as much sense the insanity of Monty Python and Yu Gi Oh combined could make…
To Keiko C. Crawford: Hey, thanx for the review! I was wondering, if you and your friend could perhaps find a scanner, would you perhaps like to show me the picture your friend drew??? I would really, really like to see it, if you don't mind! I've actually drew a title pic for the fic, basically a take on the Holy Grail title image thing with all the charas in the grail, 'cept now I have all the chibi YGO charas sitting on the big poofy part on the top of the fuzzypen. I was bored. Yeah. Anyway, please let me know! My e-mail's in my profile thing. Arigatou, Kei-chan! And my best regards to you and Seto!
Seto: NO!! SAVE ME FROM THIS INSUFFERABLE FANGIRL!!
DK: ^^; but you look so cute together!
And of course, a huge heartfelt thanx to ALL of my reviewers. If it weren't for your enthusiasm, I wouldn't have gotten half this far! *gives you a virtual hug*
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[We are back at the place where the poor Very Important Historian Dude was, ah, accidentally struck by lightning. The police are now on the scene, taking notes in their little notebook thingamajigs. DK is hiding up in a tree.]
DK: Why am I up here, you ask? The answer is simple: I don't have a good lawyer. -_-;
Police: glance up, hearing DK
DK: OO;; Shoot! looks up at the sky Um, Bakura? A diversion would be nice right about now…
Bakura: glares down at her I should help you…why?
DK: Two words: rabid fangirls.
Bakura: OO;;;;; Okay!! I get it!!
[Out of nowhere appear two Man-Eater Bugs. We leave the scene as the sounds of terrified screams are heard…]
[We now see a young prince gazing out of a high castle window. He is pretty young with messy, kinda long black hair. Another boy is standing next to him; a tall teenager, with brown hair and blue eyes.]
Seto/King: One day, lad, all this will be yours!
Mokuba/Prince: sounding half-asleep What, the curtains…?
Seto: -_-x No, not the curtains…all this! waves his arms at the land beyond the castle all that you can see…stretched out over the hills and valleys…as far as the eye can see and beyond. That will be your kingdom, lad!
Mokuba: But sister—
Seto: Brother, lad…
Mokuba: But brother, I don't really want all that…
Seto: Listen, lad, our stepfather built this kingdom up from nothing. All he had when he started was swamp…other kings said he was daft to build a castle on a swamp, and he damn well was, but he built it all the same, just to show 'em! clenches his fist It sank into the swamp. So he built another one…that sank into the swamp. He built another one…that burned down, fell down, then sank into the swamp. So he built another, and that stayed up! And that's what we inherited from him when I shoved him out of that window: a bloody castle built on a bloody SWAMP!!
Mokuba: But I don't care about any of that…I'd rather…
Seto: irritated Rather what?
Mokuba: I'd rather…just…sing…! musical intro
Seto: You are NOT going to do a song while I'm here! music abruptly stops Listen, lad, in twenty minutes you're going to be married to a girl whose father owns the biggest tracts of open land in all of England!
Mokuba: …I don't want land.
Seto: Listen, Alice—
Mokuba: Herbert.
Seto: Ah, right. Listen, Herbert: Our stepfather built this castle on a bloody swamp; we need all the land we can get!
Mokuba: But I don't like her…
Seto: Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge…tracts of land…
Mokuba: wistfully I know…but…I want the girl that I marry to have a certain…special…something…! music intro
Seto: Cut that out! music stops You are marrying the princess, so get used to the idea! Guards! two guards enter the room and stand on either side of the doorway
Seto: to guard 1 Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Guard 1: Not to let him leave the room…even if you come and get him.
[Immediately Seto draws his sword and runs Guard 1 through]
Seto: Hmph, I have no room in this castle for idiots. turns to Mokuba And get dressed for the wedding! walks out of the room
Mokuba: Sigh… gazes forlornly out of the window. Music intro starts
Seto: pokes his head in the doorway AND NO SINGING!! [Music stops. He storms out of the room. Mokuba gazes out of the window once more…sighs…and suddenly a thought strikes him. He sneakily creeps over to a desk, grabs a piece of parchment, and begins to scribble on it, all the while glancing at Guard 2 who just nods and smiles serenely. He finishes and ties the note to an arrow. He walks back over to the window, hiding the arrow behind his back. Without turning, he grabs a bow from the wall and fires the arrow out the window. He looks defiantly at the guard, who again smiles and nods.]
[Cut to the middle of some woods, where Sir Jonouchi is riding along with his trusty coconut-clopping servant, Concorde.]
Jonouchi: An' ovah we go! he strides over a tree trunk as Concorde leaps over after him Well taken Conkid'!
Rex/Concorde: sarcastically Oh, thank you sir, most kind… grumpy mumbling
Jonouchi: An' anothah! Concorde is so wrapped up in his grumbling that he trips over a rock
Concorde: ARG! That hurt like a mother-- as he tries to get up, an arrow suddenly pierces his chest Ah, message for you, sir… he falls on his back
Jonouchi: CONKID'!! Speak ta me! he then notices a note attached to the arrow. He takes it off and reads it … "Ta whoeva finds this note – I've been imprisoned by my fathah who wishes me ta marry against my will. Please please please please come and rescue me. I am in th' tall towah of Swamp Castle." Suddenly his eyes light up with inspiration
Jonouchi: At last! A call! A cry of distress… he draws his sword and turns to Concorde Oh, brave Conkid', you shall not 've died 'n vain!
Concorde: sweatdrop Er, I'm not quite dead, sir…
Jonouchi: slightly deflated Eh, um, well, you shall not 've bin' mortally wounded 'n vain!
Concorde: I think I could pull through, sir.
Jonouchi: Good Conkid'! Stay 'ere 'n rest awhile! he makes to leap of dramatically
Concorde: Er, I think I could come with you, sir.
Jonouchi: I will send help, brave friend, as soon as I've accomplished this most darin', desperate adventure 'n this, uh…
Concorde: Genre?
Jonouchi: Yes! This genre! Farewell, brave Conkid'! Plunges off into the forest, leaving a rather taken-aback Concorde to sit and look at the arrow protruding from his chest.
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Well. It hath finally happened: the appearance of Seto Kaiba! Rejoice! I'm sorry I ended the chapter right there, but I will definitely get the next part up as soon as is humanly possible, and perhaps faster if you review! And about the guards: I bet you were expecting the really long conversation between the king and guards, but seriously, do you think Seto has that much patience? ~_^
added 12/1203
Geez, I'm really sorry, guys! I know I haven't updated for more than a week (feel free to flame me, I deserve it…). I'm sorry, but my interest AT THE MOMENT in Yu Gi Oh is less, but I'll probably pick this up again during winter break (week of Christmas). Yes, I hate it when authors do this, yes I know I suck… But right now with Return of the King coming out in theaters, my main interest is Tolkien. I'm typing out a couple LOTR fanfics that popped into my head, but I swear on the Precious that this fic is not dead yet! I plan to finish the madness I've started.
Doumo arigatou gozaimasu,
+DK+