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They're Very Sensitive
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"I AM NOT SURE ABOUT THIS."
"YOU WILL LIKE IT," the blue Dalek rasped. "LET ME SHOW YOU." It extended its plunger-like arm until it contacted one of the pink Dalek's bumps.
The pink Dalek began to emit a high-pitched electronic hum. "IT IS A MOST PLEASANT SENSATION."
"YES. BUT IT IS BETTER IN FULL-DUPLEX MODE."
The pink Dalek extended its plunger-arm. Soon both Daleks were clamped onto each others' etheric beam locators, long-forgotten sensations lighting up their synthetic neural pathways... until both Daleks' domed casings suddenly blew off.
"YOU ARE SMOKING. ARE YOU DAMAGED?"
"NO. IT IS TRADITIONAL, AFTER."