DISCLAIMER: Damn these things. People that look for these things must have nothing better to do than see if some poor defenseless writer forgot to put one in and do some horrible thing to them, especially when not putting a disclaimer isn't hurting any one. Oh well, better safe than sorry. I do-do- don't ow-ow-own.Inuyasha o-or an-any of th-the othe-other characters. Wow, that was very hard to say. Hmph. My dream of owning Inu and co. will come true sooner or later. Rumiko Takahashi and co. better watch their backs.

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"Mmm. I think you shall be my woman. Yes. *standing on a podium that came out of no where, pointing to some invisible thing, looking all proud* I SHALL CALL YOU MY WOMAN, AND YOU SHALL BE MINE, AND YOU SHALL BE MY WOMAN!!!"

"Oh yes. You're so cute!" ^_^

*woof, woof*

"So you like petting my wolfs?"

"Uh-hu." ^_^

"So.you wouldn't mind petting me?"

"Uh-uh." Kagome said as she turned to Kouga and started petting him where dog's ears normally would be.

"That's not what I mean.ooo, that feels nice." Kouga's tail then started to wag back and forth very merrily.

"Oh! You have a tail! I want to touch it!"

"Ok."

^_^

"Get away from her bastard!"

"What? Inuyasha? What are you doing here?"

"Sav-"

*singing* "Some one's jealous."

*pound. Shippo shaped hole*

"Savin-"

"SIT! *THUD* That's not very nice."

"Will some one let me finish?!"

"No."

"But I'm here to save you!"

"What if I don't want to be saved?"

"Yeah, what if she doesn't want to be saved?"

"Shut the fuck up Kouga!"

*wolfs jump in between the two parties and bare their teeth*

"Wait!"

"What?"

"Let me get Myoga and Shippo, I don't want them to get hurt."

"Hey! What about me?!"

"Well, if you didn't but into my business all the time I might care."

"Did you just put an emphasis on 'might'?"

"Maybe." An innocent looking Kagome said as she put her finger to her chin.

"Sick him boys!" An evilly smiling Kouga commanded.

"Wait hun!"

"Hun?"

"I have a better idea." *very evil grin*

"I think I've seen that look before." Myoga whispered to Shippo.

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Go me! Three chapters in a day!! Hopping to be four!!! Sry if my chapters are too short for you. But please stayed tune for the next chappy! ^_^