THANKYOU FOR THE MUSIC

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Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and co. J.K Rowling does. Nor do I own Mamma Mia. ABBA does. And though I love both artists and thank them for their inspiration, it hasn't stopped me from creating this parody. Which I own. Now that all that's cleared up, let's get on with the show! Enjoy!

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MAMMA MIA

sung by Severus Snape

I was cheated by you

Into joining your 'hood

Soon became clear to me

Your intentions weren't good

What did I do

I became a mole

Spying on you

Because Dumbledore told me to

And you still don't have a clue

But tonight I'm gonna have a ball

One more drink

And I reveal it all

Yo, yo Voldy, how you goin' bro

Listen, there's somethin' you should know

Yo, yo Voldy, nice to see you too

Dude, there's somethin' I must tell you

Yes, I am so cold-hearted

Vile from the day I started

Ok, that didn't go as planned

Yo, yo Voldy, you still the man

Now go and finish off your evil plan

See I'm misunderstood

No-one listens to me

And if I act like a git

It's a desperate plea

I'm feelin' blue

Come on, hug me now

Then I might do

The one thing that will ease my pain

I might even smile again

I will tell Voldemort how I feel

Show my hate

And this time it is for real

Yo, yo Voldy, here I am again

Um no, haven't really missed you

No, no Voldy, just let me explain

Be warned, this might come as big news

No, I am not cruel-hearted

What, has somebody farted

I see, that face is meant for me

Hold on Voldy, I'm afraid there's more

You see, I am not a bad guy

That's right Voldy, I work for Dumbledore

Oh crap, this is where I die


Bye bye Voldy, I'll just leave you now

So yeah, it's been good to know you

I see Voldy, leavin's not allowed

Oh crap, what am I to do

There is just one solution

To stop my execution

Ha ha I was just foolin' ya

Ow, ow Voldy, now I really know

The pain of being hit with Crucio

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AUTHOR'S NOTES: Ah, this one was fun to write. The image of Snape "rapping" his way out of nasty situations in front of a murderous Voldemort was my inspiration for this one. Hope it provided some laughs. "Lay All Your Love On Me" is next. Who can guess who will sing this one? Stay tuned, and here are my reviewer thanks for "Take A Chance On Me":

Kemenran: More, as wanted. Glad that you are enjoying this so far and that you could visualise Ginny singing "Take A Chance On Me". She was the first person who came to mind when I was brainstorming the idea, and just seemed to fit the lyrics perfectly. Thanks for the review :)

Remus Lupin's Lover: ABBA was a band that hailed from Sweden and came to fame in the 1974 Eurovision contest with the song "Waterloo". They then became somewhat of a phenomenon in the 70's and early 80's, which was the decade that they decided to go their separate ways. I hope that helps :) They're still popular today, a "Mamma Mia" musical has been touring worldwide. But I guess it's forgivable if you haven't heard of them ;) It's our parent's generation who are the majority of the fans, though there are the exceptions. So don't worry, you're not really behind the times (and when it comes to modern music, so am I). Anyway, I'm glad that you still read this fic, even if ABBA isn't familiar to you, and I hope you continue to do so. Thanks for the review :) (And your nickname- a wise love choice;)

jacfaithmac: Hehe, I suppose it would've made the Ginny/Harry shippers happy. Truth be told, I'm not too concerned with who Harry ends up with in the end, he's not really one of my favourite characters, but the lyrics seemed to fit Ginny and Harry's situation well. Hope this instalment was also good, and thanks for the review :)

Foxfur: Yes, it's hard to come across fellow ABBA fans, at least in our generation. I know when you mean when it comes to having weird tastes in music. I'm like that too- I like ABBA, a lot of trance and dance stuff whose artists I don't know the names of and then classical musical and soundtracks. Yes, I'm pretty varied when it comes to music and fairly open to all genres, though for me to like a good song, it has to have a good rhythm. Anyway, that's probably more than you wanted to know. But I'm like that, lol. Stay tuned for Fernando and thanks for the review :)

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