Disclaimers are so freaking annoying! You know the drill, I'm not Eoin
Colfer and I did not create Artemis Fowl.
A/N: this fanfic takes place as if EC never happened.
"Face it, if crime did not pay then there would be very few criminals." -Laughton Lewis Burdock
Chapter 1
Artemis Fowl the third gingerly pressed the ice pack against his black eye. Aidan told him that fighting Connor was a bad idea, but did he listen? Noooo, he's too good to take advice from his sister, even when later on he finds that she is usually right. He shouldn't let guys like Connor get to him, he knew that, but ever since he enrolled in that school Connor had it in for him.
He glanced over to his left and saw Connor sitting there, big clumps of tears streaming down his face. Artemis, who goes by his middle name, Brian, due to how confusing having three Artemis' would be, shook his head. Pathetic.
Connor had actually picked the fight with Brian so it is his own fault that he has a broken hand. They both seemed to have decided to go to the school library at the same time and ran into each other in the hallway. After passing a few clever comments, fists started to swing. Now see Brian would have preferred to keep the row between himself and Connor all in insults, because Brian was not exactly the athletic type, which was very unfortunate for him. Even Unfortunate for Brian was that Connor's fist moved first, right into Brian's eye. Connor probably weighs 178, where as Brian weighs about 110, so you can imagine how far Brian was thrown back with this punch. Brian's back was to the wall as Connor slowly advanced on him.
Right when he was about to again hit Brian, Brian suddenly ducked, and Connor's hand smashed into the wall breaking four of his fingers.
Connor must have felt Brian's eyes on him cause he quickly wiped away the tears and glared at him.
"What are you lookin' at Fowl?" Connor demanded, though he tried to sound tough his voice shook.
"A cry baby who can't even take a little hurt," Brian said with a smirk. "I bet when your mommy comes she'll give you a big kiss and make it all better."
"Fowl." what followed this sounded much like a growl.
"Brilliantly put Connor," replied Brian smugly.
"Brian your butler is here to pick you up," said the school nurse slowly as she came into the back room.
"Bye Connor," said Brian as he stood up. "Oh and don't forget to tell mommy that you need an extra bowl of ice-cream tonight."
Brian was out of the room before Connor's brain was able to realize what he had said.
Brian stepped outside and saw Kyle waiting for him. Kyle Butler was Brian's butler/bodyguard, and Brian was not the least bit surprised to seem him instead of his father. Artemis Fowl II didn't even seem to notice that Brian and Aidan were alive, let alone pick them up from school.
Brian smiled as Kyle opened the Bentley car door for him.
"That's quite a shiner," started Kyle as Brian slid in. "Master Fowl will not be pleased."
"If he even realizes that I'm hurt," mumbled Brian.
"Pardon me sir?" asked Kyle.
"Nothing."
"How long are you suspended for?" asked Kyle as he slid into the driver's seat.
"A week," responded Brian casually. "Headmaster Vincent says that he will not tolerate fighting at the Carmody Academy. He is worried that it will make him look like a bad headmaster. Even after I get back to school though I have to take anger management classes."
Kyle did not respond to this, it didn't bother Brian though. So what if being suspended went on his permit record? It wasn't as if he expected his permit record to be clean, not when he had his own personal file in Interpol. Brian was no different from the rest of his family. The Fowl's were infamous for being criminals, and Brian did not plan to be the one Fowl who wasn't one. His father was probably the best criminal ever born into the Fowl family, but Brian planned to have that title passed to him someday. He wouldn't just be the best Fowl criminal; he would be the best criminal in the world.
A/N: this fanfic takes place as if EC never happened.
"Face it, if crime did not pay then there would be very few criminals." -Laughton Lewis Burdock
Chapter 1
Artemis Fowl the third gingerly pressed the ice pack against his black eye. Aidan told him that fighting Connor was a bad idea, but did he listen? Noooo, he's too good to take advice from his sister, even when later on he finds that she is usually right. He shouldn't let guys like Connor get to him, he knew that, but ever since he enrolled in that school Connor had it in for him.
He glanced over to his left and saw Connor sitting there, big clumps of tears streaming down his face. Artemis, who goes by his middle name, Brian, due to how confusing having three Artemis' would be, shook his head. Pathetic.
Connor had actually picked the fight with Brian so it is his own fault that he has a broken hand. They both seemed to have decided to go to the school library at the same time and ran into each other in the hallway. After passing a few clever comments, fists started to swing. Now see Brian would have preferred to keep the row between himself and Connor all in insults, because Brian was not exactly the athletic type, which was very unfortunate for him. Even Unfortunate for Brian was that Connor's fist moved first, right into Brian's eye. Connor probably weighs 178, where as Brian weighs about 110, so you can imagine how far Brian was thrown back with this punch. Brian's back was to the wall as Connor slowly advanced on him.
Right when he was about to again hit Brian, Brian suddenly ducked, and Connor's hand smashed into the wall breaking four of his fingers.
Connor must have felt Brian's eyes on him cause he quickly wiped away the tears and glared at him.
"What are you lookin' at Fowl?" Connor demanded, though he tried to sound tough his voice shook.
"A cry baby who can't even take a little hurt," Brian said with a smirk. "I bet when your mommy comes she'll give you a big kiss and make it all better."
"Fowl." what followed this sounded much like a growl.
"Brilliantly put Connor," replied Brian smugly.
"Brian your butler is here to pick you up," said the school nurse slowly as she came into the back room.
"Bye Connor," said Brian as he stood up. "Oh and don't forget to tell mommy that you need an extra bowl of ice-cream tonight."
Brian was out of the room before Connor's brain was able to realize what he had said.
Brian stepped outside and saw Kyle waiting for him. Kyle Butler was Brian's butler/bodyguard, and Brian was not the least bit surprised to seem him instead of his father. Artemis Fowl II didn't even seem to notice that Brian and Aidan were alive, let alone pick them up from school.
Brian smiled as Kyle opened the Bentley car door for him.
"That's quite a shiner," started Kyle as Brian slid in. "Master Fowl will not be pleased."
"If he even realizes that I'm hurt," mumbled Brian.
"Pardon me sir?" asked Kyle.
"Nothing."
"How long are you suspended for?" asked Kyle as he slid into the driver's seat.
"A week," responded Brian casually. "Headmaster Vincent says that he will not tolerate fighting at the Carmody Academy. He is worried that it will make him look like a bad headmaster. Even after I get back to school though I have to take anger management classes."
Kyle did not respond to this, it didn't bother Brian though. So what if being suspended went on his permit record? It wasn't as if he expected his permit record to be clean, not when he had his own personal file in Interpol. Brian was no different from the rest of his family. The Fowl's were infamous for being criminals, and Brian did not plan to be the one Fowl who wasn't one. His father was probably the best criminal ever born into the Fowl family, but Brian planned to have that title passed to him someday. He wouldn't just be the best Fowl criminal; he would be the best criminal in the world.