I don't own Degrassi.
Yo no tengo Degrassi.
Y tu madre esta fuera de la casa de caliente.
"What happened in Mrs. Kwan's class?" "Was Mrs. Kwan high or something?" Whispers are being swished through the halls.
Jimmy, "What is up with all this shit about Mrs. Kwan? I mean its not like she's a bad teacher…"
"Yeah, she probably just tired…"-Ashley
"Well, are you tired Ash, I mean you always were relaxed and ya know, not like you are now."-Terri
"Umm… I'm just having some trouble with work."-Ash
Paige "Oh really?…I could have sworn I saw you walking out the back of the strip cl-"
Ashley jabs at Paige with her elbow.
"OWW! You bitc-oh…sorry"-Paige
Spin "Wait! Did Paige just say strip club?"
"NO"-Ash, "I-I-I I work there…I don't strip…I just wait on tables there…it's money…and they let me work there…I mean I hate being there and I don't want people think I strip." She breaks down and cries. "My mom got fired from her job and my gay dad can't help us because he doesn't know…he's in the Bahamas with his boyfriend~…There, you happy now???"
Jimmy- "Why couldn't you just get a regular job at a regular restaurant or grocery store or something?"
"Because I used drugs, remember last summer?"-Ash
Spin- "Oh, yeah, you got high off of that stupid ~~pill~~"
Jimmy-"Shut up!"
"Yeah!"-Terri
"You jerk!"-Paige
"Hey guys!"-Marco yells as he runs up to them.
Spin- "Oh! Did you find time to talk to us while your not with your boyfriend??"
Paige- "What? You're going out with Dylan?"
"What? NO!"-Marco
"I dunno~ you guys would be a cute couple"-Paige
"Eww"-The straight guys say.
Terri- "Yeah…gay guys are cool…and hot…I mean OK, Paige~"
"HAHAHA"-everyone except Terri.
Emma walks up to Chris.
Emma-"Hey Chris…what cha doin?"
"Uhh…nothing…just listening to these shit-notes"
"Oh."
"You wanna listen?" Chris gives Emma the H-phones, with Milkshake playing on full blast.
"Ok…hmm…nice…sexist, but good, uhhh, ohh, yeah, c'mon, what, what?" Emma starts dancing, surprisingly good.
"Emma, you dance to theses beats like a fly on a pie."
"That rhymes!…oh…umm…I mean…"
"That's ok, that's how rap is made."
"Yeah…"-Emma, then sighs, "I was wondering, Chris, since you're single and…"
"Ok…sho why not?"
"Ok"-Emma walks away with her head up high…then running into a pole.
"That girl is wack, wait, wiggidy-wack?…no, just the regular type…anyway, may be mine…"-Chris thinks.
After school, Marco sees Dylan and runs up to him.
Marco- "Do you need a hug?"
"No, not reall-"Dylan is cut off.
"HUG FOR DYLAN!!!"-Marco gives Dylan a huge hug, not caring who sees.
Dylan- "Well, that's different… different, but nice." Dylan hugs him back.
Marco- "I was thinking…why should we let hatred and prejudice get in the way of our ~~gayness~~.
"Ok, now that I know your gay, I love your gayness. So, what'd you want to talk about…our gayness?"
Marco- "Kinda…I was wondering…"
Yo no tengo Degrassi.
Y tu madre esta fuera de la casa de caliente.
"What happened in Mrs. Kwan's class?" "Was Mrs. Kwan high or something?" Whispers are being swished through the halls.
Jimmy, "What is up with all this shit about Mrs. Kwan? I mean its not like she's a bad teacher…"
"Yeah, she probably just tired…"-Ashley
"Well, are you tired Ash, I mean you always were relaxed and ya know, not like you are now."-Terri
"Umm… I'm just having some trouble with work."-Ash
Paige "Oh really?…I could have sworn I saw you walking out the back of the strip cl-"
Ashley jabs at Paige with her elbow.
"OWW! You bitc-oh…sorry"-Paige
Spin "Wait! Did Paige just say strip club?"
"NO"-Ash, "I-I-I I work there…I don't strip…I just wait on tables there…it's money…and they let me work there…I mean I hate being there and I don't want people think I strip." She breaks down and cries. "My mom got fired from her job and my gay dad can't help us because he doesn't know…he's in the Bahamas with his boyfriend~…There, you happy now???"
Jimmy- "Why couldn't you just get a regular job at a regular restaurant or grocery store or something?"
"Because I used drugs, remember last summer?"-Ash
Spin- "Oh, yeah, you got high off of that stupid ~~pill~~"
Jimmy-"Shut up!"
"Yeah!"-Terri
"You jerk!"-Paige
"Hey guys!"-Marco yells as he runs up to them.
Spin- "Oh! Did you find time to talk to us while your not with your boyfriend??"
Paige- "What? You're going out with Dylan?"
"What? NO!"-Marco
"I dunno~ you guys would be a cute couple"-Paige
"Eww"-The straight guys say.
Terri- "Yeah…gay guys are cool…and hot…I mean OK, Paige~"
"HAHAHA"-everyone except Terri.
Emma walks up to Chris.
Emma-"Hey Chris…what cha doin?"
"Uhh…nothing…just listening to these shit-notes"
"Oh."
"You wanna listen?" Chris gives Emma the H-phones, with Milkshake playing on full blast.
"Ok…hmm…nice…sexist, but good, uhhh, ohh, yeah, c'mon, what, what?" Emma starts dancing, surprisingly good.
"Emma, you dance to theses beats like a fly on a pie."
"That rhymes!…oh…umm…I mean…"
"That's ok, that's how rap is made."
"Yeah…"-Emma, then sighs, "I was wondering, Chris, since you're single and…"
"Ok…sho why not?"
"Ok"-Emma walks away with her head up high…then running into a pole.
"That girl is wack, wait, wiggidy-wack?…no, just the regular type…anyway, may be mine…"-Chris thinks.
After school, Marco sees Dylan and runs up to him.
Marco- "Do you need a hug?"
"No, not reall-"Dylan is cut off.
"HUG FOR DYLAN!!!"-Marco gives Dylan a huge hug, not caring who sees.
Dylan- "Well, that's different… different, but nice." Dylan hugs him back.
Marco- "I was thinking…why should we let hatred and prejudice get in the way of our ~~gayness~~.
"Ok, now that I know your gay, I love your gayness. So, what'd you want to talk about…our gayness?"
Marco- "Kinda…I was wondering…"