I do not own, nor have the trademark and/or copyright values of Degrassi. Eat it…or starve…bitch.

Marco- "-if you wanted to go out…" He says while still hugging Dylan, Dylan just giving up on getting loose.

Dylan- "Ok…if you let me breath."

"Sorry."

"Oh, no its not that I don't like to hug, its just that, well I want to keep my lungs healthy until I die from second-hand smoke from my other friends."

"Hmm…Mouschi, Mouschi, Mouschi!"

"Wrong play…that's from Anne Frank…"

"Damn you, Flying Hamster of Doom whom I want to discuss the trading of Ian's soul (inside joke). Um, but seriously, I think we should try."

"Ok…I'll see you at the Dot."

"Bye, lover~~~ (lick)"

Chris sees Emma and tries to catch up to her, yelling, "Hey! Emma! Wait! I just wanted to ask you about where we are going for our first date."

Emma- "Oh my gosh I'm sorry, I forgot to ask where you wanted to go."

"That's aight, but now, I've got to know."

"How about the Un-Burger Bar-"

"Uhh"

"Let me finish! Hee hee, for my food and go to the Dot to get some food for you, and we could eat in the park."

"You planned this far before you even knew me, didn't you…"Chris said smirking.

Emma blushing-"Yeah"

Paige hears Mrs. Kwan crying in Mr. Raddich's office, "I'm so sorry for how I behaved before."

Principal Raddich, "It is alright, just take a day or two to relax and meditate on forgetting that jerk."

Paige whispering to herself, "What jerk…?"

Principal Raddich, " Now, now, its alright, be calm…just go home and take a nice break."

"Thank you, Sir." Mrs. Kwan thanks, "but, I couldn't…I must get back to class."

"It's alright, Mr. Simpson can take your next class and I'll take your place on the other two."

"Thank you, I've almost forgotten about that dirty bastard."

"Now, now, it's ok you don't have to use those terms."

"I'm just so mad…I can't believe what he did…"

"It's alright, Mrs. Kwan…" Mr. R says as he pats Mrs. K on the back.

"I have a feeling something isn't right…"Paige thinks

"Hey Paige" Jimmy says as the others chime in after him.

Paige- "Mrs. Kwan was depressed, that's why she drank."

"Why?", Ashley asks.

"Yeah" Terri says.

"That's the problem…I don't know…I mean I hope nothings too wrong."

"Woah, Mrs. I-am-the-queen-of-the-whole-God-damn-world-gosh-darn-it-and-I-love-your-butt, don't be too~ kind!" Spinner adds.

"Shut up. I am your beau, and I own you." Paige replies.

"All hail to your majesty"-Spin says

the whole group kneels on the floor and bows.

"Now that's more like it."-Paige says.

"Anyway, whats the deal, or what do you think it is?"-Jim asks

Terri- "I really wish I knew how to help her out, I mean I know how he feels, you know when I got wasted…"

"Why does everyone I know do drugs?"-Spin

"Please, I tried your Ritalin's once, ONCE!"-Jim

"Yeah and Paige tricked me into drinking…HEY you never apologized or paid for what you did!"-Terri exclaimed.

"Yeah and Ashley only tried ecstasy once."-Paige adds in nervously.

"I know, I was there, in fact, I am her…bitch."-Ashley then slaps Paige taunting her by saying, "I reach back like a pimp n I slap tha hoe!"

"I am not a bitch, slut." Paige says as she knocks over Ashley

"Oh, oh no yall didn't, biotch, you, you, want to fuck with me?"-Ashley jumps up and throws a right cross accidentally hitting Jimmy. "Dammit, Jimmy, you got in my way!…ehh…I mean I'm soo sorry!"

Jimmy shouts, "Oh yeah, bitch? I NEVER got over how you kissed Sean!"

"That's not all that happened!"-Ashley replies. "Like a real man, he!…"-Ashley stops as she sees Craig walking up. "Hi, Craig!? I thought you were sick."

"No, I just went to an appointment and Joey said that I could just stay home until my appointment, then go to school."-Craig says.

Spinner says, "Why didn't you just go back home? O-OR! Or go play hookie, or some bad shit like that?"

"No…I wanted to see Ashley…" He says as he walks up to hug Ashley and kiss her on the cheek.

Paige says jealously, "See Spin? Why don't you do that!"

"I was waiting for the right time!"-Spin replies.

"Shoooooooore~!"-Jimmy says.

Spin says- "What? I WAS!"

Everybody walks away, laughing, Craig still hugging Ashley as they frolic into school.

Ashley- *GASP* "Frolic!!!! We're frolicking…spelled like 'fro licking! *Tee-hee*"

The T.V. screen in the Kirk household goes staticky the Ring appears on the T.V. A girl crawls out of the well. She goes up to the T.V. screen.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Ashley yells from terror!

Elly- "Don't worry! It's OK! It's a fuckin movie!" Elly is interrupted by an unknown force. *GASP* "Save me!!!!!"

"Elly!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! NO!!!"

"Ah-ha, stupid bitch, I got you! Hey, lets go see something on the internet." *click click click* "Ok here we are…fear…dot…com!'

"NOOOOO!!!"

"It' just the movie's website!" Elly inquires, "It…is…right?" She turns around to see Ashley has gone and a puddle of red liquid is left on the floor. "Ashley! Stop kidding! Where are you?" She sees the bathroom door and that a flood is under the door, with a trail of the red liquid leading to the door. "Ashley?" She opens the door.

"AHHH!!"

"AHHH!!"

"AHHH!!"

"AHHH!!"

"Ellie! I started per iodizing - a - ling - a - ring - a - sing - a - ling - a - ding - dong, bitch. I ran here to get a tampon! The toilet flooded!" Ellie just stares. "Close the fucking door!"

"Sorry Ash!" Ellie turns around and closes the door, blushing.