JACK SPARROW IS A PIRATE . . .

Jack Sparrow is a pirate
A sexy one at that
I want to touch his cannon balls
And steal away his hat!

Jack Sparrow is a pirate,
Captain, if you please,
I want to lick his eyeball
And give him a good squeeze!

Jack Sparrow is a pirate,
His ship is the Black Pearl
He is a very flamboyant man
Who tends to spin and twirl.

Jack Sparrow is a pirate,
And a damned good man
I wish I was his pirate girl
His little Bonny Anne!