I do not own the trademarks or anything relating even CLOSELY to Degrassi…I mean I own this story…but it isn't like I don't OWN, OWN Degrassi. But, damn he is soooooo fine….sorry wrong thingy…I am a dude, dude, dudelicious?…eww… ok… TO THE STORY!!!
J.T. is walking out near a back alley of the school. A mysterious hand pulls him into the alley. *crash*
"What the- OH!- hey, guys… I didn't get to doing the thing to the guy…yeah..." he scratches the back of his head. "I gotta go…"
"No." The white boy/gangster (leader) said. "Do it today." The white guy threatened, "or else." *DUM, DUM, DUM*
"What? What the hell was that?!?!" The white guy says.
Chris and Emma are talking in the hallway, Emma squirming on her chair.
"Chris…I have a question…" Emma manages t squeak out. "W-w…would you ever…touch me?"
"Any thang you want." Chris replies, but sees Emma's uncomfortable reaction. " I mean… if you want…I personally don't think we're ready."
"Good" Emma cheers up. "Neither do I" She leaves for her second class smiling, frolicking even…bumping into a guy with about nine books in hand and a full backpack. A nerd/geek per say. " Loser! RAPE!!!! SEXUAL ABUSE!!!! GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE IAN!!!! YOU ARE SO WHITE!! AT LEAST I HAVE A TAN!!!!! WHATS THAT? *sniff* DO I SMELL *sniff* MOLESTATION CHARGES?!?!?!?!?! HE TOUCHED ME!!!!" and with that she continues to frolic down the hall.
Ashley is walking with Ellie down the hall. They sit in their class room. They are silent. Class begins. Ellie farts. Nobody notices. Then a disgusting smell wafts throughout the classroom.
Ellie says gleefully, "Silent, but deadly."
"Ellie…you are a smelly lil' fucka, I'm a-*sniff*-what's that? It smells good!"
"I'm bakin' brownies." Ellie winks to Ashley.
"No! *sniff* It's better…"Ashley said, "Look! Cake!"
The whole class sees a giant cake coming down the hall.
"MMM…cinnamony goodness…" Ashley says.
" I wonder what the cake's for?"
"ELLIE! I forgot! We're giving Mrs. Kwan a final goodbye party!!!!!!!" Ashley calms down. "Wanna go to the Dot after school?"
Everyone stares at her.
":I mean…why don't we ALL go to the Dot?"
"OK!" The whole class says.
J.T. is alone in the bathroom wit Toby.
"Hi Tobes…I'm sorry…but I have to kill you…ok?" J.T. says calmly.
Toby, " WHAT? I MEAN… WHY???? WHAT??? WHY??? WAIT!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!"
*STAB, STOP, STAB, FLOP, STAB, CLOP, STAB, HOP, STAB, MOP, STAB, DROP, STAB, PLOP*
J.T. leaves the bathroom. A pool of blood is left on the floor.
"Well?" The white gang guy (a.k.a.-Whitey)
J.T. says, "Done." It looks as if he might cry. "Now what?" He says cheerily and curiously.
"Uhh…" He says nervously. "we didn't plan this far…we didn't think you'd do it."
"I still have a knife."
"Urine…I MEAN YOU'RE I-" *PLOP*
"You killed Whitey!!" A silence is over all of them. Over happiness and seeing how he still has the bloody knife. "OUR NEW LEADER! J.T.!!!!!!"
Marco and Dylan are talking in the bathroom. They hear a door slam. They look out of the bathroom. The halls are empty. He goes back into the bathroom.
"Dylan? What time is it?" Marco asks nervously.
Dylan, "It…is…5:28!!!!!!!! THEY LOCKED US IN!!!!!!"
"OH MY GOD…WE'RE TRAPPED…WHAT ARE WE GONNA D-" *thud* "What was that?" Marco asks.
Dylan peeks his head out of the bathroom. He sees something. He withdraws his head. He peeks it out. It seems to be copying him. He jumps at it. *thud* It's a girl.
"Oh…hey" Dylan says to the girl.
"Hi…you're hot." She says.
"I'm sorry…I'm gay…but, your cute too…you look a lot like me…"
"Oh yeah… we do…? Hmm…weird…OH! I didn't mean it that way…I'm a lesbian."
"What's your name anyway?"
"Oh…it's Dylan-G"
"That's mine too…so are you alone?"
"No I got…" He made a signal in the bathroom for Marco to come out. "Him…my hunni."
"She…is…I…well…look…MARCY!"
"Marcy? Mine's Marco!"
Marco and Marcy stare at each other. Marco pokes her boob.
He smiles and chants, "Okie dokey fun to pokey!"
Marcy grabbed his crotch, smiles, and says, "Grab it, grab it, make it good, do it, do it, like you should!"
Marco then jumps on Dylan-B and yells, "I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!!!"
Marcy then starts to roll on the ground saying, "You guys are gay!!! LIKE US!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!! (for gayness.)"
Dylan-B, "They are ve-he-he-hery enthusiastic. And horney."
"I am too."-Dylan-G
"LET'S SCREW!!!" They all yell with an echo returning, "Let's Screw!!" "let's screw!"
"WOW" "Wow" "wow"
They all stare blankly.
"What shall we do while we wait?" Marco asks.
Dylan-G responds, "Seriously. Lets screw!"
"FOURSOME" "Foursome" "foursome" Marcy yells.
"Sorry…how about separately…?" Dylan-B says.
"OK" "Ok" "ok" Marco yells.
"WILL YOU STOP WITH THE ECHO?!?!?!?!" Both Dylans yell. "-Cho!" "-cho!"
"NO No no!" Both Marcos say.
"Ok that's it. I'm goin straight." Dylan-B says.
*GASP*
"REALLY???" Marco says.
"No, beau, I'm a hump you all~ night~ long~" Dylan-B says. *wink*
"Really?"-Marco
"Yes!"-Dylan-B
"OK!"-Marco says.
*NAKEDIFY*
"We're naked now…" Marco says.
"Wow." Dylan-G says.
Marcy says, "Your thing is growing……OH DEAR GOD!!!"
"How about we wait…"-Dylan-B
*UN-NAKEDIFY*
Marco says, quietly, "OOO here's an idea…let's…"
J.T. is walking out near a back alley of the school. A mysterious hand pulls him into the alley. *crash*
"What the- OH!- hey, guys… I didn't get to doing the thing to the guy…yeah..." he scratches the back of his head. "I gotta go…"
"No." The white boy/gangster (leader) said. "Do it today." The white guy threatened, "or else." *DUM, DUM, DUM*
"What? What the hell was that?!?!" The white guy says.
Chris and Emma are talking in the hallway, Emma squirming on her chair.
"Chris…I have a question…" Emma manages t squeak out. "W-w…would you ever…touch me?"
"Any thang you want." Chris replies, but sees Emma's uncomfortable reaction. " I mean… if you want…I personally don't think we're ready."
"Good" Emma cheers up. "Neither do I" She leaves for her second class smiling, frolicking even…bumping into a guy with about nine books in hand and a full backpack. A nerd/geek per say. " Loser! RAPE!!!! SEXUAL ABUSE!!!! GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE IAN!!!! YOU ARE SO WHITE!! AT LEAST I HAVE A TAN!!!!! WHATS THAT? *sniff* DO I SMELL *sniff* MOLESTATION CHARGES?!?!?!?!?! HE TOUCHED ME!!!!" and with that she continues to frolic down the hall.
Ashley is walking with Ellie down the hall. They sit in their class room. They are silent. Class begins. Ellie farts. Nobody notices. Then a disgusting smell wafts throughout the classroom.
Ellie says gleefully, "Silent, but deadly."
"Ellie…you are a smelly lil' fucka, I'm a-*sniff*-what's that? It smells good!"
"I'm bakin' brownies." Ellie winks to Ashley.
"No! *sniff* It's better…"Ashley said, "Look! Cake!"
The whole class sees a giant cake coming down the hall.
"MMM…cinnamony goodness…" Ashley says.
" I wonder what the cake's for?"
"ELLIE! I forgot! We're giving Mrs. Kwan a final goodbye party!!!!!!!" Ashley calms down. "Wanna go to the Dot after school?"
Everyone stares at her.
":I mean…why don't we ALL go to the Dot?"
"OK!" The whole class says.
J.T. is alone in the bathroom wit Toby.
"Hi Tobes…I'm sorry…but I have to kill you…ok?" J.T. says calmly.
Toby, " WHAT? I MEAN… WHY???? WHAT??? WHY??? WAIT!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!"
*STAB, STOP, STAB, FLOP, STAB, CLOP, STAB, HOP, STAB, MOP, STAB, DROP, STAB, PLOP*
J.T. leaves the bathroom. A pool of blood is left on the floor.
"Well?" The white gang guy (a.k.a.-Whitey)
J.T. says, "Done." It looks as if he might cry. "Now what?" He says cheerily and curiously.
"Uhh…" He says nervously. "we didn't plan this far…we didn't think you'd do it."
"I still have a knife."
"Urine…I MEAN YOU'RE I-" *PLOP*
"You killed Whitey!!" A silence is over all of them. Over happiness and seeing how he still has the bloody knife. "OUR NEW LEADER! J.T.!!!!!!"
Marco and Dylan are talking in the bathroom. They hear a door slam. They look out of the bathroom. The halls are empty. He goes back into the bathroom.
"Dylan? What time is it?" Marco asks nervously.
Dylan, "It…is…5:28!!!!!!!! THEY LOCKED US IN!!!!!!"
"OH MY GOD…WE'RE TRAPPED…WHAT ARE WE GONNA D-" *thud* "What was that?" Marco asks.
Dylan peeks his head out of the bathroom. He sees something. He withdraws his head. He peeks it out. It seems to be copying him. He jumps at it. *thud* It's a girl.
"Oh…hey" Dylan says to the girl.
"Hi…you're hot." She says.
"I'm sorry…I'm gay…but, your cute too…you look a lot like me…"
"Oh yeah… we do…? Hmm…weird…OH! I didn't mean it that way…I'm a lesbian."
"What's your name anyway?"
"Oh…it's Dylan-G"
"That's mine too…so are you alone?"
"No I got…" He made a signal in the bathroom for Marco to come out. "Him…my hunni."
"She…is…I…well…look…MARCY!"
"Marcy? Mine's Marco!"
Marco and Marcy stare at each other. Marco pokes her boob.
He smiles and chants, "Okie dokey fun to pokey!"
Marcy grabbed his crotch, smiles, and says, "Grab it, grab it, make it good, do it, do it, like you should!"
Marco then jumps on Dylan-B and yells, "I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!!!!"
Marcy then starts to roll on the ground saying, "You guys are gay!!! LIKE US!!! YAAAAAAAAAY!!!! (for gayness.)"
Dylan-B, "They are ve-he-he-hery enthusiastic. And horney."
"I am too."-Dylan-G
"LET'S SCREW!!!" They all yell with an echo returning, "Let's Screw!!" "let's screw!"
"WOW" "Wow" "wow"
They all stare blankly.
"What shall we do while we wait?" Marco asks.
Dylan-G responds, "Seriously. Lets screw!"
"FOURSOME" "Foursome" "foursome" Marcy yells.
"Sorry…how about separately…?" Dylan-B says.
"OK" "Ok" "ok" Marco yells.
"WILL YOU STOP WITH THE ECHO?!?!?!?!" Both Dylans yell. "-Cho!" "-cho!"
"NO No no!" Both Marcos say.
"Ok that's it. I'm goin straight." Dylan-B says.
*GASP*
"REALLY???" Marco says.
"No, beau, I'm a hump you all~ night~ long~" Dylan-B says. *wink*
"Really?"-Marco
"Yes!"-Dylan-B
"OK!"-Marco says.
*NAKEDIFY*
"We're naked now…" Marco says.
"Wow." Dylan-G says.
Marcy says, "Your thing is growing……OH DEAR GOD!!!"
"How about we wait…"-Dylan-B
*UN-NAKEDIFY*
Marco says, quietly, "OOO here's an idea…let's…"