MY SECRET PROJECT: A 16 Chapter story all in one go! Mwahahahahahaha!
Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part One
Dear Nymphadora,
I'm still not quite sure why you came to visit me in Azkaban last week. I thought you would have guessed why you couldn't curse me by yourself. I'd always thought your mother quite intelligent; clearly it hasn't rubbed off on you. Just in case you'd like to tell your little society of goody-goodys, my release has been scheduled for eight weeks time. (If you'd be so kind as to let Narcissa know, she'll want to know what time the caterers should have dinner ready for me.) As you well know they don't give me very much food here...
At any rate, I thought you might pass some messages on for me. Firstly to your wolfy friend Lupin: Tell him I'm sorry to have had his "brother" murdered, it wasn't entirely meant to happen. To Mad-Eye Moody: Let him know I'll be hunting him down when I get out of here, and not even his magical eye will see me coming. Also could you tell him Narcissa wants to know how to get rid of that little patch of ferret fur on Draco's back. It's very much an eyesore (or so I'm told). Let Weasley know I'll be back at work before he knows it.
And as for yourself, dearest niece, don't bother trying to track me down when I get out. I may be going home, but I've had so many protection charms put on the house you'll only confuse yourself trying to get there.
Your forever-hating uncle,
Lucius
p.s. what colour is your hair now?
Let me know what you think and I'll write some more! :D
Summary: Letters between Tonks and her least-favourite uncle: Lucius Malfoy as he spends some time in Azkaban...
My Uncle The Murderer
Part One
Dear Nymphadora,
I'm still not quite sure why you came to visit me in Azkaban last week. I thought you would have guessed why you couldn't curse me by yourself. I'd always thought your mother quite intelligent; clearly it hasn't rubbed off on you. Just in case you'd like to tell your little society of goody-goodys, my release has been scheduled for eight weeks time. (If you'd be so kind as to let Narcissa know, she'll want to know what time the caterers should have dinner ready for me.) As you well know they don't give me very much food here...
At any rate, I thought you might pass some messages on for me. Firstly to your wolfy friend Lupin: Tell him I'm sorry to have had his "brother" murdered, it wasn't entirely meant to happen. To Mad-Eye Moody: Let him know I'll be hunting him down when I get out of here, and not even his magical eye will see me coming. Also could you tell him Narcissa wants to know how to get rid of that little patch of ferret fur on Draco's back. It's very much an eyesore (or so I'm told). Let Weasley know I'll be back at work before he knows it.
And as for yourself, dearest niece, don't bother trying to track me down when I get out. I may be going home, but I've had so many protection charms put on the house you'll only confuse yourself trying to get there.
Your forever-hating uncle,
Lucius
p.s. what colour is your hair now?
Let me know what you think and I'll write some more! :D